Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • Rudy562

    3-3 chivers 3-3

  • That guy...

    #2 What's Magneto doing there?

    • 6655321

      Not sure if joking or retarded.

    • JimiConCarne

      Fair question actually… that "bar" in downtown Cape Town is pretty damn seedy. The local brew is 3 bottles for 10 rondts (which is about 1 dollar, give or take). Mind you, that's probably why Magnedalf is there in the first place…

  • me.

    #12 Chris Brown's actions make perfect sense now…

    • DaddyD

      No they don't. Spousal abuse is not funny.

      • braz

        Spousal abuse not funny, random abuse very funny

      • Go Home

        Not having a sense of humor isn't funny, DaddyD

    • JustSuper

      What is this from?

      • ErinC

        Walker Texas Ranger

  • Very Blunt.

    #14 Clearly he'd rather a peach than a banana..

    • J0R

      Curious George is curious.

    • Wark

      Not as blunt as your name promised but clever nonetheless.

      • Very Blunt.

        I want to stick my banana in her peach, happy?

        • Wark

          Yes. Yes, I am.

          • Johnny K.

            I could eat a peach for hours…

    • Bob

      Code monkey likes you….

    • Laura

      the monkey wanted to see a beaver, what's the big deal?

    • Kodos

      I SAW THAT MOVIE!! Amber Newman was insane hot!

  • etcrr

    #11 look at my imitation of Luke Skywalker

    • Benny


      • Ister af Puck

        You know, the guy in Battlestar Galactica who shouted "KHAAAAAN!"

  • Wark

    #7 And now they fight to the death!

    • Buford_Justice

      good luck bowing dude, you seem to be out of your weight category.

    • Alex

      Can't stop thinking of the movie Transformers, shit's going down!

  • Jay T

    A way of saying f**k the younger generation?

    • Ricco

      He came from 1977 pissed off at the world.

    • quickdraw

      kicking the world's problems down to the next generations, perhaps?

    • J.r

      That kid is in for a world of hurt…

  • etcrr

    #14 He knows what he wants, no banana is going to distract him

  • Him.

    #20 Emergency? Why waste perfectly good toilet paper before that mess?

    • things

      fact is though someone still went out and bought the book to make the joke. and it looks like its been read several times by the look of the wear on the edges

    • Katie

      My thoughts exactly. I'm so tired of people bashing Twilight. Don't bash it unless you have read them and truly don't like it. I don't complain about types of books I don't like.

      • Tankus

        It's a fucking GLOWING vampire that falls in love with a teenager in HIGHSCHOOL. I don't need to read it to know it shit!

    • Dick Salad

      Going out of your way to copy someone else's joke seems way too try hard… I'm actually picturing the submitter with one of those 'eel faces' now…

    • Wayne

      "That's rough."
      "What? You hate Twilight more than anyone."
      "No, I meant the paper's too rough to use as toilet paper. I've tried."

  • MattKL

    #10 They're gonna need a bigger bed.

    • farloopen

      shut up space punching bitch. jeepers.

    • Buford_Justice

      Smile you son of a bi…

    • Jaws III (3D)

      Bravo, good sir! Well done!

  • Mhm

    #3 Yo dog, we heard you liked dieting.

    • ChelseaRules

      …So we put puke on your plate so you can throw up while you're bulimic!

      But seriously, that is just awful.

      • Mhm

        I love you.

      • SadeShadz

        Haha! So funneh 😀

      • Alex


  • ?!?

    … and people wonder why i bring my monkey to the beach….

  • Wet_tosti

    #14 i tought she was naked and had nice tan lines…. Then i spotted the monkey pulling at it!

    • Coupas

      me too!!!

    • Gallus

      Monkey? What mon…. Oh, yeah.

  • Dan

    #17 There is nothing right in this picture, at all.

    • Joe Moore

      Agree. Nothing funny about child soldiers.

    • DutchChiveFan

      probably drugged out of his mind too. Not awsome…

    • Gallus

      Yeah, profoundly disturbing, isn't it? Yet it's happening all over the world, children without a childhood.

    • scott

      but there is nothing necessarily wrong either.

      • sweetboy 2012

        I don't know……personally I think purple cowboy boots and pink angle wings are soooo last year!!!

        But he does look fabulous.

    • Someguy

      This is from a movie called Johnny Mad Dog

    • Jake

      ehh, yeah, didn't think this one was too awesome

  • moar boar

    'Just gonna pick up the pizza. I'll be right baaaaaaa..'

    • moar boar


  • tomas

    #17 a child soldier… really awesome…

    • daverino

      they teach them that things like the fairy wings make them impervious to bullets

    • Anomanom

      I would guess fairy wings and a gun are fairly awesome when the alternative is having your limbs hacked off with a machete and then being raped to death, which is pretty much the other option.

      • Jacob

        Either way, not something that should be on a humor website.

        • Tim

          Please take your political correctness to different site.

    • Not a fan

      Naw, its just the gay pride parade.

    • Trent

      Yep, a child soldier. Got a problem with it? Then get your ass over to whatever shithole country this is and do something about it.

  • Anonymous

    #20 is done to death and isn’t funny anymore, at least there’s #19

  • Matt

    #7 – Cause hey, why not use it again two days in a row?

    • chris

      Blame Reddit. They haven't posted too many new pictures

  • myself

    #4 Funniest one so far.
    #21 Kind of curious as to the reasoning. I can't see building it like that, maybe it crossed a property line at one point and was cut.

  • misainzig

    #14 Monkey see, monkey wanna do.

    • SadeShadz

      Hahahaaa!! xD

  • bookface

    #2 what does dumbledore have to do with gandalf LOL fail

    • ChelseaRules

      Wrong. We would have accepted:
      Magneto/Eric Lehnsherr
      Sir Teabing
      Richard III
      Iorek Byrinson

    • Ricco

      Wow! The "Nerd-ness" is overwhelming.

    • mnorth

      Thats a bar in Cape Town, what a champ!

  • srhchlsn

    #22 Soon…

  • DrummerWill

    The door to the "break room" for the new employee who isn't working out so well

  • Snorlax

    #17. KONY 2012! End child soldiers by supporting Invisible Children’s mission to support the capture of the leader behind the abducting of the children, KONY.

    Because that picture is NOT amusing!

    • Ricco

      He should be adopted by Angelina.

    • thatguy

      You are just after his magic pixie dust!

      "Think of a happy little thooooooooouuuggght, any happy little thoooooouuuggght…."

      • Really?

        When he starts waving his wand around and the magic pixie dust comes flying out just be sure to duck for cover.

        Over here it's bling-bling, over there it's bling-bang.

    • Char

      this is a very sad picture, doesn't even get a childhood. Put's your over abundant life in perspective.

  • name not important

    #23 well, that is a waste of games. that probably still work..

    • NateyTheGreaty

      No kidding, cause there are some good titles in there! I can see Mario 1, 2 and 3, and Excitebike.

      • The_Dood

        And Tetris. I think I see 1943 as well.

      • Prollyphonics

        The original Metal Gear also on the far right. Bad ass game.

    • The_Dood

      Of course they still work! I had a copy of Patton that my friend and I left in a river for a month, beat with a hammer, shot with a BB gun, and ran over with a car that still worked. Cartridges are about indestructible.

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