Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

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  • Rudy

    First fuck u Alex

  • HD2

    #40 this is how i stop scrolling the DAR

    • JerryLinGiant

      her legs look soooo soft! MUST NESTLE IN THEM!

      • tralfaz

        I would live there.

    • Red

      Epic gap is epic.

    • Chris

      We are going to need oil, a rubber sheet and lots of tequila.

  • Rich

    Great DAR

  • Andy

    “Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.” –Golda Meir

    • http://drumusicloudsounds.tumblr.com/ drummer113

      "Shut the fuck up." Isaiah V.

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    #8 that is much better then mine that says…nothing cuz I dont set one because fuck everything.

    • Mr. H

      "One does not simply get out of bed without pressing snooze"

  • stacey

    #42

    Any guesses at what she is saying?

    • Rusty

      "Aren't you glad you found the mute button?"

    • sdago25

      My left is bigger than my right. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    • HatBomb

      Doesn't matter, because bewbs.

    • none

      BRING BACK THINGS THAT BOUNCE!

    • Josh

      Hi, I'm Olivia Wilde (switch) And welcome to British GQ's Comedy Issue

      • Dr. Spaceman

        I'm not sure what she has to do with comedy, but it sure made parts of me feel funny.

      • sam

        confirmation! with sound!


      • its_forge

        When the hell did Wilde grow boobs with weight to them??!! Um, yay??!!

      • http://theadventuresofjim.wordpress.com/ theAdventuresOfJim

        and then its reversed

    • hark1985

      Who cares! SUper hot anyways. Even if the volume was on… I'd still not listen lol

    • O.o

      I didn't even notice she was talking…

    • MattKL

      She's talking?

      • Smitty

        U DA MAN!

    • RealZoo

      "Try these…..they are better than the shake weights."

    • Anon

      Who cares?

    • BigHeadEd

      One potato, two potato, three potato, four……

      • Matt Tatt

        didnt look at face penis took over brain power

  • this guy...

    was here before you

  • jason

    #44

    A true chiver

    • truth

      Hell, I'll take your old shirt. A little blood just makes for a more interesting tale. Wear it with pride.

    • HatBomb

      Big ups, Chiver. Sacrificing a KCCO could not have been easy. Way to step up.

    • JEREMY

      HE MIGHT HAVE BLED TO DEATH IN FRONT OF ME BUT I WOULD HAVE TAUGHT HIM ABOUT THE CHIVE BEFORE HE WENT.

    • ...

      A real champ and he deserves a new shirt, but he should give the bloody shirt to his mom cause those are heroes when it comes to getting stains out.

      • callingyourbluff

        He probably just got drunk, fell down and cut himself. Woke up the next day and realized his shirt was fucked so he made up this lie. well done…

        • derekkleyne

          thinkin your right
          hmmm gives me an idea..

    • Tom

      Dude, you can get blood out of clostes. Soke and wash in hot water. It's not 1950!

      • RYFKM

        *clothes
        *soak
        They also didn't have spellcheck in 1950, but they do now!

      • she's a witch!

        hot water is a terrible idea to wash out blood. it solidifies the proteins in it and makes the stain permanent…….use cold water

    • murph

      I'm calling bullshit on this one. Who goes into the heart of bourbon street wearing clothes they want to keep? C'mon man

      • MattKL

        Right you are. I mean, who goes to a fun time wearing clothes they like?

      • The J

        I tend to agree. Head wounds bleed terribly, that is like the blood you would get from an "owey"

    • JayG

      You sir are a true sir

    • edslerson

      if thats all the blood then its a lie for sure. ive cracked my dome open twice and there was enough blood to soak that shirt

    • Heres_Johnny30

      Good job Bro!

    • dantelee

      I call BS, you should never move anyones head to bandage if they have any type head trauma, especially with a motorcycle accident, if you kill the person or paralyze them you are in alot of trouble legally. while this was in good intentions it could've been alot worse than a little blood on a shirt.

      • Joe

        Wrong. They are called "Good Samaritan Laws" which protect people who choose to help someone that is injured.

        • lawman911

          sorry joe youre wrong

          United States;
          The details of good Samaritan laws/acts in various jurisdictions vary, including who is protected from liability and in what circumstances.[4] Not all jurisdictions provide protection to laypersons, in those cases only protecting trained personnel, such as doctors or nurses.

          • Jen

            he was fingering his gf on her period. LIES!

  • Whoopi_G

    #6 Quite a peach!

    • Eastwood

      As a fellow Georgia Chiver…I'm gonna have to request a lot more of her.

      • Dawg_Gone_It

        Seconded. Moar please!

      • johnc

        Georgia the country

        • DaveF

          Ahhh, that would explain it. I was confused, because we don't have women that look that good down here.

    • Dew

      Aint nothing finer in the land…

    • MattKL

      I can eat a peach for hours.

      • Albus Q

        Thank you Castor

    • TheJesus

      Not bad…but I've got to say: Go Gators!

      • Hank

        Peaches don't sag……js

    • Clinton James

      Yeah, thank you ma'am. You represent us well.

  • lex

    #45

    We're gonna need a little more of her, Chive

    • Colin

      a lot more…

      • jake t

        i found her! ulrikke lund

        • Bubba

          Confirmed! Now google the shit out of her!

    • Jake

      please find.. MOAR

    • lil

      ulrikkelund.com

  • Rusty

    #44 Good thing you could KC&CO and save that life!
    #23 You did a great thing and you look even better!
    More reason Chivers and Chivettes rock!

    • EDD

      two more reasons why the Chivers rock…….

    • ChelseaRules

      #23 I did that last summer! Locks of Love? That's awesome of you. They'd definitely appreciate that beautiful long hair.

  • gary

    #48 YES

  • TomTheCameraGuy

    #36 I guess the point is everything sucked then, and everything sucks now, and will probably suck in the future too

    • Shawn

      Everything was Awesome then, Everything is Awesome now, and Everything will be Awesome in the future. Fuck yeah. 🙂

    • edslerson

      I think the real point is justin bieber is a piece of shit and skrillex is about as entertaining as a 1980's computer that is unplugged

    • Dan

      I think the major point is that it took 40 years to find enough equals for what is currently popular at the same time.

    • Chasethelogic

      It could be possible that there is a trend here. Who's to say that these "types" of musical celebrities aren't designed they way they are for a reason.

  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    #6 I Like Peaches!

  • Rose3191

    #30 I wanna try….

    • SlimtwigMJ

      Do it and photo blog the whole thing

    • hark1985

      agreed

    • Jason

      We are going to need more of Jenny!

    • Ouch!

      Rumor has it the HOPA girl felt the same way…

  • VedHead77

    #46 – Mind Blown. #48 – Mind really blown.

    • thepoopsmith

      #48 – load blow*

      • thepoopsmith

        n*

  • etcrr

    #23 congrats on you cutting your hair for a great cause

    • knotmee

      ugly with or without

      • Gallus

        She's cute as a button. What the hell is your problem?!

      • Jim

        Not at all, but I do think the short hair looks better.

    • Chuck

      Good job and love the new do.

    • http://twitter.com/Manningn @Manningn

      Way to support a great cause. Another reason why Chivettes are amazing. Also, the new shorter hairdo looks cute. 😉

    • ZachBob

      I'm also growing my hair to donate for a good cause. High five to you, #23!

  • Joe Moore

    #44
    Cool story, well done fellow Chiver!

  • etcrr

    #6 what a beautiful Georgia Peach

  • KayMan

    #47 already did…#48 & #40 to blame

  • hitman219

    #48 DAMN!!

    • Delicious

      The most repeated phrase heard on the hump DAR

  • Lower

    #9 Should be in morning awesomeness every day.

  • reaperMEDIC

    #20 That's a weird place to make a sandwich….

    • just a dude

      she's using the power of cleavage to diagnose and fix her friends car

      can't be her car … her power would have gotten her a MUCH nicer & newer model

  • Taco_Depot

    #6 Must. Go. To. GEORGIA.

  • Wet_tosti

    #39 peewee gained a few pound's

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