Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    As usualsies?

    – Yes precious, it is

    • Wark

      Not sure if "first" post or stroke. . .

      • r@f



    • Charlie

      I wish you'd be the first off a cliff

    • Petey

      godammit Paula

    • amrith777

      Good morning,Paula–I wub you!

    • Jigsaw puzzle co.

      Damn, i thought you died and went to hell.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        They refused to take me in. Again. Damn, I've got more lives than a cat by meow.

        – Fan testimonial: "Paula, for a late Xmas gift I'd appreciate if you just died in a napalm fire. Thanks!"

        • Simon

          At least you aren't stuf/boobies/stann/mayerjacoby.

  • Wark

    #1 "Mmm, delicious. And is that a hint of urine I taste? Exquisite."

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      It`s looks a bit nippy in there too….

    • Dr_StrangePants

      should those children at the top top-end Really be there?


      Why no, that's period blood you taste.

    • Dcolbert

      A fresh and exciting Zin with strong legs and hints of vanilla, licorice, oak, and a slight ammonia after-taste.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #16 Gonna give that bitch a shitload of balls….
    Bitches love balls…

    – the one you love to hate

    • RealZoo

      Do you love them, Paula?

    • snap

      Paula, i think i speak for everyone when i say WE DO NOT WANT YOU POSTING ON THECHIVE ANYMORE!!!…. unless you're hot, then by all means, feel free. post pics tho.

  • Wet_tosti

    #26 surfbabes. i never get bored looking at them!

    • Pikesville

      I never get board looking at them either! Get it?

      • Wet_tosti

        Nice one!

  • Anonymous

    #26 FIND THEM!

  • etcrr

    awesome post is awesome

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You can't delete it when you're not logged in precious!

      – the one you love to hate

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #13 Well…. it saves you the trouble of having to come out of the closet…

    – the one you love to hate

    • Tom

      LOL! I get it.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Wow, after 8 hours someone gets it already…. Chivers are getting smarter it seems… Or they just can relate to the subject matter more and more….

        – Fan testimonial: "Once again Paula…you have delighted and disgusted me at the same time."

  • Casey

    #9 Star Fox should follow suit

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      Big fuckin deal.. a kid does a roll on plastic sheet.. woooo frickin hooooo

  • johnnytwotime

    #17 glad my tuition is going to good use

  • n word jim

    #11 every damn time #29 is pretty awesome

    • amrith777

      Stephen Hawking FTW- this just makes me smile!

      • mikey

        Like a Boss…

    • Danielle

      He looks so happy 🙂

  • deelow

    #26 I'm sure surfers hang loose;)

    • amrith777

      Ka-manna-wanna-lei-u :p

  • Bullwinkle

    #1 I thought they would be bathing in saki…

    • =kyle=

      *sake to be exact. Minored in Japanese Studies.

      • theonehodge

        Majored in being a know-it-all

      • Bullwinkle

        Thanks! I will remember that next time I am feeling like making a slightly racist comment about Asians bathing in liquor.

  • Catbra

    #11 Reading it wrong due to blood loss

    • Nick

      you got horney from this post?

  • Cosby Sweater

    #27 This makes me laugh way more than it should. Fucking guy.

    • Pudge

      i pretty sure I pissed my pants at this… awesome stealthy exit lolz

      • Bubba


    • Edwin Winnipeg

      ha i love the local news

    • manbearpig33

      Lincoln, NE!

  • brad

    #23 the telemark warrior

    • eli

      Joke about an arrow to the knee in 3…2…1…

  • Seb

    #11 EVERYTIME!! #25 Welcome to Pandora…

    • Juice

      #25 reminds me of the Western Air Temple from The Last Airbender.
      the cartoon, not the shitty movie.

  • DOit

    DAMN YOU #11… every freaking time !

    • afewlittletrysts

      called all my years of education into question

  • jdubs21

    #17 Pulling them off

  • MattKL

    #26 I love surfing because dat ass.

  • yep


  • jdubs21

    #26 Ahhh yeah

    We need to find the girl on the left

    • Ander

      they both need to be found!

    • Jimmy the Saint

      and the one on the right.

    • nightshift29

      really? how do you narrow it down to just the girl on the left? you cant see either of their faces and both their bodies and ass look absolutely amazing. so tell me. how the hell…do you narrow it down to just the one on the left?

  • Vince

    Sham-wow or Slap-Chop……You decide.

  • Bazz

    #6 Really chive??? A bunch of dudes in budgie smugglers?

    • chris

      I mean if you look too long you might turn gay. I mean that's how it works. Right????

    • chiversrnerds

      Average Chive meet up.

  • This guy

    I got a big dick.

    …you just read that right.

  • http://twitter.com/mkingscott @mkingscott

    #22 That's impressive 🙂

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