‘Dark Vador burger’ looks like a healthy alternative to Mercury (7 Photos)


  • Peter

    Dark side never taste so good?

    • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

      I really hope that's in the commercial.

      • DemBone

        you happen to know french to translate this? o.0

        • Ben

          Nope it's not in the commercial to bad

          • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

            Awe, damn.

    • Genius

      Hey Bob, it's called food coloring

  • DrLeppiwinks

    I feel like itd taste burnt, even if it wasnt

    • shamshe

      two words:

      Squid Ink

      • Jennifer

        Two Words:

        Dick Balls

    • Steve Grenier

      I feel it'd taste like chocolate cake.

  • TomatoTipper

    I'd give it a go, why not?

    • Hunter X

      Why not? How about you have no idea if it's got black mold?

      • Jack_LeMac

        Is that a pretty common issue for your local fast food places?

  • GuinnesStout

    Offer only valid on Tatooine and participating star systems.

  • Jbrown

    I really hope it’s just black food coloring…

    • Pete

      It's probably squid ink or seaweed or something like that. Black bread isn't all that unusual.


    The force is strong with…nah forget it. This burger looks like shit.

  • justin

    Use the sauce Luke!

    • twoedges

      your comment wins

  • Carlos Spicywiener.

    Shut up and take my money!!!

  • Swamp1983

    That actually looks good. Too Bad i don't eat at Crackdonalds anymore.

    • TomatoTipper

      Good thing its sold at Quick then.

      • Matt

        Smart man 🙂

  • EasternCanuck

    That's pretty awesome actually… must've used some food coloring. Either way… great marketing idea.

  • slimrazor

    Looks like a win to me

  • http://twitter.com/budman43224 @budman43224

    I'd hit it

  • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

    Kinda looks a little like pumpernickle….not that crazy.

    • Jack_LeMac

      Yup, doesn't look that much darker than the free bread you'd get at Outback

    • Gonzo

      Thank you. People obviously dont have wide ranging menus if they have never seen pumpernickle.

    • Camcaine

      Pumpernickel is hella good!!

  • Mandalor



    I shudder at the black bread.

  • whyme1973

    #2 I'd have to be blindfolded. Just couldn't do it.

  • All methed up

    My guess is food coloring but I guess I’m
    Just some culinary mad man

  • May

    …something about putting something big and black in your mouth.

  • SkullShuck

    Squid Ink?

  • NotMattDamon

    Probably tastes like Sith.

    • passwordistaco


  • SomeDudeHere

    I ate at that place when I was in France. I actually threw my food away it was so gross. I can usually finish all food around me. That is some super disgusting sh*t

    • drklrd


    • Frenchgirl

      this is belgium, not france^^

  • tom

    This is in France, home of the finest cooking in the world

  • MikeOlmos

    It looks awful, but i'd eat it just so I could say "I ate it."

    • nokccoshirtchiver

      You probably would eat a dick too, just to say you "ate it"…

      • MikeOlmos

        you would know.

        • that_ALBANIAN_guy


    • buttwhole hare

      You ate it, alright…cock-breath w/nose smelly flavoured anus poop.
      My Keolomous

  • spicticus

    It looks like it will turn my bowels to the Dark Side, I'd still eat it. Merica, why can't we get this here?

  • yay

    Finally those "why no black" posters can have a victory. See? Now, please sit down and shut your word maker.

  • etcrr

    I don't mind putting big black things in my mouth, so no big deal with this

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