Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Of course I'm FJIAHARST! Meow thumb me up minion!!

    – the one you love to hate

    • dedubs

      Damnit paula…. You kow, I actually hate hating you; my energies would be better spent elsewhere. However, I feel it is an obligation as long as I continue to visit this site.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Come to our weekly PAA meeting!
        Free drinks on me afterwards!

        – the one you love to hate

        • Lord of the Minions

          PAA? Ah, the famous Paula Addicts Anonymous meetings… Where you'd better not take her free drinks…

        • boobman

          Where are you going to put these drinks? I'm always down for some body shots.

    • Wark

      I'll do as you say, but only because I'm a dumbass.

    • fuckyoufirstbitches

      It's almost too much trouble to tell you to go fuck yourself Paula. Almost.

    • Wogsamatta

      I masturbate to a kitchen timer just for the excitement of a buzzer beater.

      • MylesofStyles

        This made me laugh so hard, I stole it, hardly changed it, and posted it on twitter.

    • wagonburner

      i keep saying. just ignore the troll, thats how you kill them. yet here i am. doing the exact opposite so you can see how much i don't care, but obviously i do enough to write this. so this is moot. still. you're stupid.

    • tommy

      would you STFU!! god

      • BostonChiver34

        Paula…you must live on the West Coast, huh? nothing else to do except always commenting on TheChive?! u get a kick outta it huh? Its 7:21 here in Boston and you got first comment 4 f'n hours ago? Stalker much?

        • LucretiusCaro

          She could be European, perhaps. But the douchebaggery seems to argue for American.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          It. Does. Not. Sleep.

          – the one you love to hate

    • srsly!

      we need to troll the troll, NOTHING BUT UPVOTES FROM HERE ON OUT FOR PAULA

    • Frank

      Good Morning Paula.

    • Paula is dumb

      c u n t

    • Underbaker

      Yes my queen. It's been awhile, we have missed your stylish First comments.

      • Simon

        At least she's not mayerjacoby/stann/boobies/stuf.

        • Underbaker

          Paula is the Queen Troll of TheChive, no one does it better, though many have tried. I think there used to be a King, but she ate his head off.

  • Jcop


    No its not. There is no half naked chivette in a lingerie there.

    • aciekay

      if this is given to me, i shall volunteer to fix this.

      • mrjimmyos

        Me too!- no im kidding

      • DemBone

        for the love of god someone get this girl that kitchen! 😀

        • DirtyNJ

          For the love of god make me a sammich in that kitchen!!!!

  • aaron

    #1 and #22 gotta learn the hard way…

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      I think I might just have to adopt a kid, just so I can do fun things like #1 and other humiliating things to them.

  • Still_Counts

    "So class, these are the two moons of Uranus."


    • Zachary the Fifth

      Is it strange to find semi-naked women wearing sneakers a wee bit hotter then the regular semi-naked chick. I've always wondered why. Strange? Internet did it to me? or just one of those thangs…?

      • Zachary the Fifth

        oops. you can delete the double.

        • Underbaker

          Then we couldn't love and hate you at the same time. But if you get an Intense Debate account, it lets you do cool things like Edit and Delete the posts you make, not to mention keeping track if anyone replies to your post.

    • dangerballs

      The photo is from a Kitty Lea shoot in Front (UK men's mag), awesome shoot btw.

  • dedubs

    If I was a religious man, #2 would be my god.

  • http://whatmovieshouldiwatch.wordpress.com/ mhuard5

    #25 Show them to me!!

    I guess it applies to #26 as well

    • The_Dood

      Don't look now, momma's got her boobs out…

    • Guest

      actually that is not Sears.

    • Underbaker

      Quiet! You might scare them away.

    • mouchette

      Wow, how have I never heard of this guy?

    • Tom

      Good ol' Rodney Carrington.


  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #25 Yess…. titties rock! Almost as much as high comment boxes!

    – the one you love to hate

    • etcrr

      I has that happen once, turned out to be a manikin.

      so I screamed,

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        …"PAULA!" ?

        – is that what you screamed?

        • RJBC

          Ah yes, Rodney Carrington is great. Sup Paula!

    • anonymos

      You should just give up at life Paula

  • Mace

    Never quite had a field trip like that when I was younger…

    • Mace


    • NcouthYouth

      best idea for a museum/art gallery ever

  • MattKL

    #14 YES

    • dedubs

      Fuck yes

      • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

        so good until about half way through and egg…then you feel like you're gonna puke. Wait a while…eat the rest haha

    • Johnny Two Toes

      Soon as in they've been in the stores for a month now.

    • whoa

      Cadbury Mini Eggs for the win. Screw that Whopper noise.

  • SwanDiver

    #2 I wish I was in that class

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You misspelled 'ass'.

      – the one you love to hate

  • Lovethechive

    Nothing better knowing that the gift of hump day posts are upon us chives .

  • Wark

    #16 Cool at first glance; strange at second

    • No Mames

      Ayyyy güey

  • Salute My Shorts

    I was so late scrolling the DAR, as soon as i finished the new DMA showed up.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      For that dedication to theChive I salute you Salute My Shorts.

  • Lance

    I can't even imagine how intense the coin toss at the beginning of the game was to determine who got what side of the field.

  • Fizzel

    #2 I don't know alot about art, but I know what i like. And I like it alot

  • MonkeyMadness

    #7 Insert beautiful harp music here.

    • Dantegeek34

      I was thinking the same thing.

      • Jules

        Me too! Cute little bugger.

    • Jenny

      America's Funniest Videos already did. I think it's on youtube somewhere. But, good point. Not many people knew that.

    • ChelseaRules

      "I shall play you the music of my people."

  • gron

    #17 I wonder what their annual windex budget is like.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #6 Oh please tell me she didn't!

    • Illicit-Weaponry

      Women…..Now in Extra Dumb flavor

    • The_Dood

      I've met some RedBull girls at festivals before and after meeting them, this picture does not surprise me at all.

    • Vee

      As a mechanic this picture makes me sad… really sad…. the poor guy that has to clean that up…

    • Charlie_Cheen

      "Marty you've got to come back with me…..Back to the Future!"

    • Gallus

      Really! I look at that photo and the only thing that pops into my head is "Moron!!!"

      • Alpha0010

        Oh, I thought the car was modified to run on Red Bull as a marketing stunt. Then I wondered if that was possible.

  • Anonymous

    First bitches

  • dashete

    #9 Goose is obviously still a little bummed at Maverick

    • Pat

      he's dead

      • dashete

        Yeah, that's pretty much the reason I'm suggesting it, in the form of a logical absurdity.

    • RayBoogs

      Cold man, Goose is dead.

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        Yeah, too soon, man.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #26 wow… great natural boobies… I love natural boobies.

    Best boobies ever (bit nsfw): http://bit.ly/fTtVEr
    Second best (sfw): http://bit.ly/ogueJ7

    – the one you love to hate

    • Jason

      Damn it Paula, I just opened your "sfw" in class…I sit in 3rd row of a 20 row class. Someone definitely saw me checking out boobs.

      • Alpha0010

        You actually trusted a link by a notorious troll?

    • sadman

      Lies! Do not buy the SFW! It is most definitely not ok for work.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Nice rack though huh?

        – the one you love to hate

    • Gallus

      Paula, I don't enjoy hating, let alone *love* hating someone. I can't figure you out. Are you a troll, mearly outspoken, or do you have a seriously demented sense of humor?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        You're not supposed to figure me out 🙂

        – Fan testimonial: "I do enjoy watching you get folks upset and I'm surprised by how personal some of them seem to take you. Looking forward to your next rant."

        • Alpha0010

          I, too am surprised how offended people get.

  • Petey

    #7 i dont always play in the sprinkler, but when i do i'm a raccoon

  • Squirrel_Bait

    #14 SOON My birthday!!!

    I hate it when my birthday is on Easter… I feel weird wanting to go drink on Easter…

    • BostonChiver.

      Clearly you're not Irish 😉 church, then straight for the booze…

    • nuccabay

      nothin wrong with gettin boozed up on a holiday…i mean i do it every Christmas

    • Gallus

      Hey, in my religious tradition, we have roast goat or lamb and cascades of wine for Easter. We call it "The Feast of the Resurrection," and we take the feast part seriously. So just enjoy yourself. Somehow, I suspect Jesus would approve. 🙂

      • Squirrel_Bait

        I honestly forget about wine. Lol. We are having lamb. Its A) Easter, and B) my favorite meat ever. And I will throw in a nice bottle of wine for myself! Thanks for that! I bet Jesus would approve too.

  • AwwwSnap!

    #26 Titties! :'D

    • Dr. Jones

      Quiet! You're gonna scare them off!

  • Peter

    #26 brought a tear to my eye. So gorgeous and perfect!

    • Above AVERAGE

      Maria Swan, google search DEFINITELY NSFW. Unless you're Paula, then it's never safe.

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