Oh shiza! (28 photos)



    • ThatGuy

      Fail comment is unoriginal, lame and a poor attempt for attention.

    • Robert

      Welcome to the internet sir.

  • DemonDan

    Best post I've never seen.

  • Pride59

    ITS NOT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!

  • misschris

    #19 Oh please god no…! That is so… unfortunate…

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Startled me right outta my chair!

    • misslisa

      Eesh. Kinda feel bad for her. This is also kinda motivational…I'm actually looking forward to the gym tonight now. :S

    • futurewolf

      is this what is known as a fly honey?

    • skinger

      Must be hump day?

    • Dashemp

      And people complain that Chive doesn't post black women!!! pfff

      • jack

        not those types of black women.. geezzzzzzzzzzz

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      Well that's where those Invisible Kids are hiding….

    • Mr. Burgandy

      For those of you who always complain about a chick needing to "eat a samich" or "more meat on her bones"….enjoy!

      • webster

        Thank you!!! My thoughts exactly.

      • http://wilhelmscream.net Rex Hondo

        We tell some girls to eat a sandwich, not to eat ALL the sandwiches.
        Besides, in all fairness, those thighs are so disproportionate to the rest of her, it practically screams medical condition. Probably elephantitis, like somebody above said.

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      Hey stuf they posted a pic of your guurl… Hope you are satisfied now..!

  • TLSBB1


  • akbrown006

    Not quite sure how this happens… but I want one of my own.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      I wanna use her as a chair but that's weird and offensive

      • JerseyMatt

        and i wanna use that chair AC Slater style

  • arTee

    #5 Doesn't matter….

    • Dick Salad

      #8 Dolphins are so horny they are finally evolving and becoming day walkers… I don't want to scare anyone but this was taken from someones bedroom window in South Dakota.

      • Herp McDerp

        was that really a reply to arTee or did you think that your comment was so awesome and original that it just had to get on the front page?

        • Dick Salad

          Obv on the topic of animals and sex, glad to see one of my little thumb minions following me! Fight the good fight sir!

    • nnn

      had extreme cleveland steamer

  • BostonChiver.

    #6…oh, ok. I see what you did there.

    • majorfathead

      I love bendy girls

  • TLSBB1

    #6 and #10 i think i love you

  • coinbank

    #2 did he just back the car up after the tree fell or am i just a cynic?

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      I think you're right.

    • Nikoman

      Video, or it didn't happen!

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      Well this picture has been posted at least 5 times in the last couple of weeks on Chive and that debate was done at least 5 times also….=/

      • coinbank

        I will apologize for my redundancy as soon as chive does 🙂

        • ShakeyTheMoyle

          Not complaining bout you…just Chive redundancy….and that's only tongue in cheek complaining. I realize I get this content for free…sooooo I'll just shut up.

  • Cam


  • tim

    #28 so is that how there gettin across the boarder now?

    • ST33

      Terrible grammar. Regardless, plus 1 for making me chuckle.

    • kcarpenter

      I don't think blacks have a problem getting across the border….just sayin.

    • Meh

      His DNA will be taken out of the gene pool soon enough so I approve of this.

    • pip

      you're an asshole…but i'm compelled to give you a thumbs up

  • Gmoney

    #10 NOM NOM NOM

    • Master_Rahl

      right on, served upside down, or rightside up. Delicious.

    • Jaba


  • BloodScrubber

    #11 So THATS what happened to L.A. 😉

    • Master_Rahl

      Bullet Bill = dick

  • k2thev

    #27 I want to go to there

    • mikecane

      Her name is Zuzana Light for those wanting to know

      • KimiD

        You a bodyrocker?

        • chicago

          sadly Zuzana is no longer a Bodyrocker either. tears.

          • steph

            really? since when? :S

      • Aoi

        Also "susana spears" nsfw

        • chuck

          God bless you, sir.

          • WTF

            BODY ROCKER LOLS

  • http://twitter.com/Nate88H @Nate88H

    #21 Literally the most interesting tattoo I've ever seen

    • Tankus

      I'm not really looking for that doggy-style anymore!

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        unless your a med-student, then it would be considered a study date.

    • Jewels

      I am actually considering a similar tattoo after my back surgery. Big boobs have destroyed my lower back so I am getting it fixed finally….. still keeping the boobs for the time being though 😀

      • Optimistic

        Pictures please? 😀

    • MonkeyMadness

      Interesting tattoo maybe, but not so impressive photoshop.

  • Rainmaker2112

    #6 First thought was a new Dr Seuss book "Oh the Things We Would Do". Wowza!

  • Chr1s

    I though that #18 was just about the scariest thing I'd ever seen . . . and then I scrolled down to #19. ARGH, IT CAN NOT BEEN UNSEEN!!!!

  • Dan

    #27 Date her or she'll beat your ass!

  • ROK247

    #17 you would stand no chance against something that big.

    oh crap i meant #19 sorry!

  • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco



  • Alex

    #19 hump day anyone?
    And they say The Chive is racist

  • 1 of Many

    Stop KONY2012!

    • Hire Blackwater

      so instead of "stopping Kony" by raising awareness go over there and give him acute lead poisoning, and while you are at it do the same with the hundreds of other warlords doing the same thing.

  • ST33


    O, Fuck that noise.

    • r00s7a

      bahahhaha those were the exact words out of my mouth when I saw that too!

    • TDub66

      Hey, look, the TA-TA truck has arrived!

    • yoselahonda

      #13 looks like a badass backscratcher.

    • Wuddamadeagreatrake

      One headed snake, made into triplets by the wonders of technology

  • Julien

    Why is #20 there

    • LBCer

      cause we have unmanned planes that shoot missiles at enemies while the people who are controlling them are thousands of miles away

    • Beavis & Butthead

      Its all good until they start using them here at home, right? They are just getting the bugs worked out before they start using them on us.

      • Bam.

        *cough* 9/11

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