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  • WG27

    #13
    Orio??!! More like… BORIO!!

  • HOEHOE

    I FART BIG TURDS IN THE OCEAN THEN I ROLL AROUND IN THE SAND FOR ALL TO SEE AND THEN I RAN MY NAKED SAND COVERED BODY OUT TO THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET AND PLAY IN TRAFFIC. I TAKE STREET CONES AND THROW THEM AT PASSING CARS. YES, HAPPY INDIAN LIKE TO THROW STREET CONES AT CARS, AND TO PEE PEE ON RANDOM PEOPLES TOILETS WHEN I COME TO VISIT THEM AT THEIR HOUSE. I STEAL ALL THEIR TOOTHPASTE AND RUB IT ALL OVER MY FACE THEN I GO TO THE NEAREST CORNER STORE WHILE COVERED IN SAND AND TOOTHPASTE ALL OVER MY FACE AND START TO OPEN UP ALL OF THE COKE AND PORE IT ALL OVER MY BODY WHILE SINGING IM A BIG BOY NOW. THE PEOPLE WHO ENTER THE STORE LOVE IT AND JOIN IN ON DUMPING SODA ALL OVER THE PALCE WHAT A GREAT NIGHT I THEN JUMP ON MY WALKING CANTALOPE AND GO TO THE NEAREST TGI FRIDAYS I RUN INSIDE BEFORE AND RUN INTO THE BACK AND START THROWING FOOD AT ALL THE CUSTOMERS THEN I POOP ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND WIPE IT ON THE WINDOWS EVERYONE LOVES IT AND CHEERS FOR ME.

    • HOEHOE

      THATS RIGHT! IM A STAR IM WOOPIE GOLDBURG EVERYONE WILL FEAR ME BY THE END OF THIS STORY THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER. NOW YOU WILL ALL THINK IT IS COOL TO RUB TOOTHPASTE ON YOUR FACE AND PLAY OUT IN THE STREET WHERE I WILL BE EATING PINE CONES AND THROWING OLD MEAT AT THE GROUND SCREAMING I AM THE GREATEST

  • HOEHOE

    FART BIG TURDS IN THE OCEAN THEN I ROLL AROUND IN THE SAND FOR ALL TO SEE AND THEN I RAN MY NAKED SAND COVERED BODY OUT TO THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET AND PLAY IN TRAFFIC. I TAKE STREET CONES AND THROW THEM AT PASSING CARS. YES, HAPPY INDIAN LIKE TO THROW STREET CONES AT CARS, AND TO PEE PEE ON RANDOM PEOPLES TOILETS WHEN I COME TO VISIT THEM AT THEIR HOUSE. I STEAL ALL THEIR TOOTHPASTE AND RUB IT ALL OVER MY FACE THEN I GO TO THE NEAREST CORNER STORE WHILE COVERED IN SAND AND TOOTHPASTE ALL OVER MY FACE AND START TO OPEN UP ALL OF THE COKE AND PORE IT ALL OVER MY BODY WHILE SINGING IM A BIG BOY NOW. THE PEOPLE WHO ENTER THE STORE LOVE IT AND JOIN IN ON DUMPING SODA ALL OVER THE PALCE WHAT A GREAT NIGHT I THEN JUMP ON MY WALKING CANTALOPE AND GO TO THE NEAREST TGI FRIDAYS I RUN INSIDE BEFORE AND RUN INTO THE BACK AND START THROWING FOOD AT ALL THE CUSTOMERS THEN I POOP ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND WIPE IT ON THE WINDOWS EVERYONE LOVES IT AND CHEERS FOR ME.

  • HOEHOE

    THATS RIGHT! IM A STAR IM WOOPIE GOLDBURG EVERYONE WILL FEAR ME BY THE END OF THIS STORY THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER. NOW YOU WILL ALL THINK IT IS COOL TO RUB TOOTHPASTE ON YOUR FACE AND PLAY OUT IN THE STREET WHERE I WILL BE EATING PINE CONES AND THROWING OLD MEAT AT THE GROUND SCREAMING I AM THE GREATEST

  • HOEHOE

    HERES YOUR BLACKEND ANGUS BURGER I SEE YOUR GOOD ON YOUR BEER, NOW WHAT ELSE CAN I GET YOU?

  • mike

    Kinda angry aren’t we?

    • HOEHOE

      I WILL EAT YOUR FACE

  • etcrr

    Krusty the clown tooth paste #9

  • My Name Is Jim

    Apparently the word copyright doesn’t translate too well into Chinese.

    I don’t get #14, what is it a copy of?

  • Abraxas

    everyone leave hoehoe alone! He obviously didn’t take his meds this morning.

  • mateo

    #17 is still a snickers haha

  • aturkoz

    Also in the first picture it says "whatever you buy it is 5" but there is somethig which is sold 10 :))))))))))

  • gunn3r

    #18
    Tits

  • Always Last

    Last!!!

  • Funky kong

    Nope I’m last

  • Yo diggity

    #16 Kentucky Fried Gangsta'

  • Two bit dick

    Whens #24 being released, looks awesome!

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