Virgins 4eva! (28 photos)

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  • MICHAEL

    I'm sorry but Batman/Darth Vader is pretty badass!

    • rippatiny

      Agreed. I'd bang someone who wore that. 🙂

    • Username Taken

      I see some Shredder (i.e. ninja turtles) in there as well

  • Booger

    Who is #9

    • Dirty_Dingus

      Some porn star in 2004. Probably died in some ditch by now.

      • http://twitter.com/mkingscott @mkingscott

        Love the handshake 🙂

    • Frank

      Harmony Rose. Yes, I know that for very good reasons!

    • Crackerjack

      Im so confused.

    • Rahm Emanuel

      Harmony Rose…that is all

      • thrillho

        She is very "talented". Also, I think she has a lazy eye.

    • omare

      Not sure, but if she was with NA in 2004, it is pretty safe to assume she isn't around anymore.

      • KrusherX

        According to wikipedia, she won AVN for best DP in 2009… Which is really an award your parents can be proud of…

    • Zack1212

      Harmony Rose

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      i'm gonna guess hand shake is the only one that isn't a virgin

    • thatguy

      Last guy = good guy greg?

      • thisguy

        Meets porn star

        Gives firm handshake

    • http://twitter.com/Octane05 @Octane05

      Found what seems to be the original as this puzzled me too
      https://images.nonexiste.net/popular/2012/03/05/a

    • aph

      don't know, but Find Her

    • Jack_LeMac

      Did everyone consciously decide to troll at once or does that chick look EXACTLY like a toddler Nic Cage?

  • Brian

    #19

    Hand me my flamethrower.

    • P90

      Can I borrow it for this fuckwit #15

    • Jack_LeMac

      Send him down to Sweeny Todd for a trim

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    #24 no hover hands were used in the making of this photograph.

    • Falthor

      Like a BAUS.

    • guest

      Looks like the creepy dude from the those Selena Gomez videos.

    • K1Strata

      That guy gets all the Leias! or he's a real Leias man!

    • Skeez

      Those girls are definitely holding back their disgusted faces

      • http://twitter.com/franmon83 @franmon83

        Don't you mock Dwight Schrute

  • Lance

    This post always makes me feel so much better about myself.

  • LucretiusCarus

    #3 Not sure what's going on here, but it seems legit.

    • pingpong

      find her

    • Name

      So it turns out it's pretty much exactly what it looks like.

      Context: http://www.mizozo.com/world/08/2011/16/femen-prot

    • DAveD

      Turkish Femen Protester
      http://www.mizozo.com/world/08/2011/16/femen-prot

      more of her here :)….NSFW

    • LucretiusCarus

      Well done, gentlemen. Well done.

    • Gallus

      I don't know about legit, but it is probably all too real. I commented below that it looks like a FEMEN protester being taken into custody. A couple of the others responding to your comment seem to think the same thing. The police in Ukraine and Russia have been known to brutalize those girls. While the girls are generally very attractive, I think they have a whole lot more guts than good sense.

    • jamesaholic

      Doesn't look like these guys are going to be virgins much longer…

  • BostonChiver.

    How about instead of making new posts, you make sure the Chivery is actually working? Negative vote this all you want, but chances are you didn't get a shirt either.

    Get a god damn API so that your store and apps stop crashing.

    • loo-hoo-zer

      I got my Berry shirt just fine…..

    • LucretiusCarus

      I hear you on that man. Luckily I totally forgot about the shirts so I wasn't utterly enraged when I didn't get one.

    • Brian

      Its a fucking shirt people, cloth and ink.

      • that_ALBANIAN_guy

        NO U!

      • twoedges

        It's not just a shirt. BFM3D will change your life. It changed mine. Those that were lucky enough to snag one today, prepare to have your minds and possibly other parts blown.

      • BostonChiver.

        😮 don't you dare.

  • Howdy

    Credit #24 for trying

    • Gallus

      From the costumes I'm assuming this is a Star Wars convention. All three of those folks appear to be consumate nerds, and they're probably more fun than a room full of non-nerds who imagine they are cool. I'd hang with those two babes any time. Then again, I'm a nerd.

      • Juiol

        No. The guy in the middle is a nerd. The chicks are probably payed to be there promoting some shit and taking pictures with nerds.

    • Ditto

      No hover hand. That's a total something.

  • dkassa

    im glad no troll typed in first!

    • Van Helsing

      Clever troll is clever.

    • Alpha0010

      Me too…

  • Anonymous

    #23 is awesome. KCCO

  • Ruck_Over

    I'm pretty sure #27 is the guy who runs Shopify (from his mom's basement).

  • tommytwotime

    #17 I want to say "really? is this real?" but anything involving cats always gets taken to the next level

    • Ted

      I think Charlie Day came up with it.

    • Lisa

      This is real. It's on Amazon, but last time I checked it was sold out. No joke.

  • Woody

    #6 your red hair will keep chicks away, lose the nunchucks …

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #13 – He may have the right idea. Sex on a pool table is fun after all.

    • _maxPain_

      you girl made my day,,

      • ballz

        White Knighting!

    • Jeane Martha

      Hahahaha…you're a whore.

      • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

        For enjoying sex? Thanks Rush Limbaugh.

    • anon

      It's a fun idea, in reality not so great. A pool table is hard as hell. Now bent over a table ain't to bad

  • Pags

    #26 Well, you don't fuck with 'murrika

    • triumph

      He's a sword-toting, motorcyclist….but wears a helmet for safety.

    • tsu

      Why not? If it doesn't work out, just walk away down a narrow alleyway – 'murrika's never going to catch you.

  • BigPup

    #3 is currently filling out application for this job…

  • LucretiusCarus

    #14 And it's "How we think we look" or "What we think we look like", not "How we think we look like." Jesus, where are you people learning English? This one always chaps my ass for some reason.

    • ST33

      this guy ^ = ass officially chapped.

    • Falthor

      Or just "How we actually Look" would work too.

    • o.c.

      King Crimson fans 4 perfect English in memes

    • LucretiusCarus

      Glad to see there are other people out there who get as enraged by this affront to English as I do.

    • Gallus

      In general, the use of English on this site is not too bad. Facebook is the place to see language abominations, many of which are sad indeed.

    • Adrian

      That's it. The chive has become 9fag. A sad day for me.

  • Andrew

    #20 I want MOAR or that chick!!

    • loo-hoo-zer

      Notice the blond in the background? I think someone just put it in her no-no spot.

  • bmanbrah

    Brendaaaaaaaa!!!

  • the inquisition

    #9 I've seen that logo and bedroom before, but I just can't place where…oh yeah, it's contained in the internets.

  • psully23

    #10 would be pretty damn sweet.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Dude we had an epic nerf battle at the fire house the other day!……….it's been very slow lately

      • Alpha0010

        I guess that's not the worst thing to happen

  • Rahm Emanuel

    #11 why does it look like a vagina on fire??? Sorry i didn't see any of the movies, I lost my virginity years ago!

    • truth

      One does not simply lose his virginity to a fiery vagina…

      • http://twitter.com/chaoticbeauty6 @chaoticbeauty6

        ^^^ hahaha

        • grizzlet

          If you haven't seen the movie how do you know it's from a movie?

          • Rahm Emanuel

            retard, the same way you know what a vagina is…

            • JDon

              HA ^

    • Alpha0010

      Sure you did.

  • http://www.thechive.com Jared S

    #7 thats quite the collection of anal probes you have there son…

  • sandi

    #9 how original, never seen it before and totally real too…yay!

    • Fierytaco

      Original..never seen it before…real. I don't know that these words have ever been said in relation to a porn star before. Good job.

  • Randazzle

    #9 He's just showing her how strong she help make his hand with all the hard work he's been doing

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