Some people have no patience for summer (20 photos)

  • echogeo

    "Haven't you ever heard of shrinkage?"

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      George Costanza has.

      • LCC

        I was in the pool!!

    • Steve

      "I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!"

  • Friendly neighborhood drunk guy

    File this under “dumb shit Caucasians do”.

    • Batman

      The Chive is a whole website of "dumb shit Caucasians do"

    • dpres

      Das Racis

    • KeepinCalm

      drink another my fellow non-Caucasian chiver…

    • ancientlegacy
    • Trowl

      Don't dare say "that BLACK person". Fuck off racist.

    • Tim

      Is "Friendly neighborhood drunk guy" the new PC term for homeless wino/crack addict?

      Yes, it must be.

    • yup

      Well since black people dont like cold and cant swim… what else could it be?

      It's fun to get the "Good" white people stirred up with a stereotyping comment… they take such pleasure in seeing themselves as "not racist"… even tho they just work harder to hide their true feelings out of fear of assholes just like themselves…. I like that.

      • J-Z

        I disagree, i'm very white and not racist in anyway. But that doesn't mean i cant laugh my ass off at racist jokes. I think people just need to keep calm and chive on

      • dildobat

        gee you're one clever bastard. so high above the rest of us

  • Gahma-Cohma-Lahma

    #15 MOAR girl in the hat! FIND grape girl. #16

  • Chiveetteee

    wtf is wrong with these people!!

    • Bored

      You gave 'em a dose of the clap.

    • BigRick69

      They are really, really drunk.

  • Verbal_Kint

    And in the winter they go hot tubbing in lava…

    • DeDav

      You mean summer?

      • Verbal_Kint

        yeah, that too….

  • LucretiusCarus

    I can't decide if these people are utterly badass or just truly stupid, though I'm leaning towards stupid. Either way, it makes for amusing viewing.

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      There's a fine line between brave and stupid. That line is frozen in the ice, and these people are going to find it.

      • LucretiusCarus

        Well said.

    • kodakkid

      as someone who accidentally went through the ice they are stupid that shit is painfully cold.

  • Jared S

    #1 #2 #3 i can see why you started…chainsaws always make for a great party….give me a call next time would love to join you guys!

  • CaNaDaaa

    Speedo season – offically open

  • Johhnyslappingham

    The other being the man in your mirror? And the acceptable insult is douche.

    • Lisa

      @Ned, chicken shit move to delete your own post. If you say it, stand by it. It doesn't matter wtf anyone else thinks.

  • Atom819

    who's first

    • Atom819

      I hear you

      • Ned Plimpton is

        etcrr in training

  • Trololololol

    The biggest fag you’ve ever seen was when you looked in the mirror today

  • @chaoticbeauty6

    #9 you crazies! bbuurrr!!! 😀

  • Chris

    In other news a group of 12 people die from unexplainable pneumonia

  • chicago

    chug down enough vodka people can withstand idiotic miracles

  • KingThing

    More rolls than bakery……

    • The_Stif

      Comment of the day.

    • tralfaz

      MMMMMM Rolls

  • jean.

    Hard nipppps party!!!

    • Steve

      Rock-hard party nipples. The kind that can cut glass…

  • Bob

    Frostbite is so sexy!

  • hark1985

    #15 Photoshop girl with grapes

  • Dr. Sidaredes

    What a bunch of dummies

  • CowTipper

    You guy hate white people but love their women , make no sense to me.

  • that_ALBANIAN_guy

    I think grape chick is pretty cool. seh eats grapes in the snow and is surrounded by a bunch of "special" people who are sunbathing in the snow.

    Yeah, train-wreck

  • BostonChiver.

    This just reminded me of how cold the water at the Mount Snow, VT Tough Mudder will be in May. I think my downstairs mixup went turtle about half way through the race last year.

  • UGTP

    #8 ok, I have lost my penis, time to get out…

  • Dude Imbibes

    #9 "That's two balls gone now"

  • TheHypnotizer

    #16 Looks like a gaggle of ass clowns.

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