Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. (31 photos)

-Post title by Albert Einstein

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  • Kyle

    #10 32 degrees is hot, I don't get it

    • hark1985

      "-32 Celsius" read man

    • Al Capone

      another one……… i just posted this on dude's status a few above…..
      "it says -32 degrees. not to mention there is snow everywhere….maybe you should post a picture of yourself on this post…. genius "

    • guest

      ITs -32

    • bobby

      c'mon, man…this is getting old.

      • Tanatos

        For those of you not used to the the Celsius scale, – 32C = – 25.6 F

      • _maxPain_

        I concur ,,this is sooo 20min ago

    • acme

      Clean your screen.

    • Kyle is stupid

      Snow in hot weather…I dont get it…P.S you are an idiot!

    • ewfsfgb

      it has a negative symbol you stupid fucking shit! if theres snow its obviously cold piece of shit

    • The other white meat

      Does anyone actually read the replies???

    • Hank

      Why is it stupid, in a few days someone might use it on a post about real men and then everyone agrees with that.

    • Johnny

      32 degrees is hot…

    • http://www.facebook.com/Tobias.Loholt Tobi Loholt

      Dude, there's snow everywhere, how can you think it's 32 degrees celcius!?

    • Erica

      Nevermind the – in front of the 32, isn't your big clue here THE SNOW ON THE DAMN GROUND?!

      Good lord.

  • wowow

    what an idiot! #31

    • Abel

      Can't tell if this is a fat man with a tube top or the next woman that transform into a man.

    • Marko

      hm… maybe it's a beer belly

    • http://www.facebook.com/Razgard Raziel Gardel

      Cheaper than abortion.

    • 1chrisb

      I know! Not using pads…how stupid!

  • L

    First

  • that_dude_b

    #22 dumbest "fad" ever

    • naa

      this is a fad ? first i've seen..

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      I don't know, looks like a good start to the evening.

    • bobby

      yeah, either this or that one dealing with smirnoff ice or zima or whatever that was.

      • coinbank

        i believe you are referring to being "Iced" and yes very queer. I think that Shminov (sp) started that fad

    • Crackerjack

      Kind of turned on

    • Kmac

      Be better if they were naked.

    • Underbaker

      69 you're doing it wrong.

      • Lunchbox

        The dumbest fad is coneing!

      • dupa

        96 with rigor mortis

    • TDub66

      Geeee, your ass smells terrific!!

      • AnotherOldReference

        Geeee, no, GTNA

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      On the 'Dumb Scale', that is beaten to a quantum-level pulp by #18.

  • EvilScooby

    #14 is GENIUS!!!

    • Taco_Depot

      I don't care how 'hipster' that is — I agree with you Mr. (or Ms.) Scooby

      • kenny

        i'm white trash, and i'm in trouble

    • Charger McTats

      Fuck you hipsters. Fuck you to death.

      Charger McTats for President 2012

    • http://www.countingposts.com dutch

      These are awesome. i have one on my Nirve cruiser. got it off etsy a year or so ago. the guy also makes sixpack holders that hang from the frame.

      i didn't go that far. just a place to put a beer while we ride to dinner.

      • http://www.countingposts.com dutch

        and to clarify. fuck hipsters.

        • Charger McTats

          Well said.

          McTats & Dutch 2012

    • tLoko420

      Fuck hipsters

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I ponder if the beer can was changed to any other beer, if the can-holder itself would be victim to so many accusations of being Hipster paraphernalia?

    • https://www.facebook.com/DaniellaAndJoe Daniella Amalia Diel

      I don't see why this is "hipster" because I'm pretty sure I'm not a hipster and I would totally put this on my bike! I would ride my bike more often just so I could use it! Ah genius…

  • etcrr

    Thumbs up for me and my goat or I will cry.

    • etcrr's goat

      I am crying with you buddy…

    • Underbaker

      Not trying to troll you or make you look bad right now, I'm just curious what would make you finally relent on attacking this guy? Would he have to commit suicide for you to be happy? I know it sounds extreme but people have done it over less then what you are doing to him.

      • etcrr's goat

        he could untie me from his bedpost…..

      • etcrr

        stop deleting his stupid comments, quit faking his little positive rating by commenting on old posts, and thumbing them up himself,

        • Underbaker

          *Note to the real etcrr*
          Hey dude, we have real dialog starting here, if you can keep your cool and hash is out with them, maybe we can bring an end to this endless trolling. As the saying goes KCCO and try and work it out for everyone's benefit.

          • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

            yeah….maybe suicide…..

            • McStupid666

              you really are an imbecile

              • kushfused

                youre talkin about ectrr126p right?

          • Stan

            and you make no sense as usual, you really should "quit this site" and maybe find one a little more age appropriate like AARP.com or something…..

          • New etcrr troll

            the little bitch has already gone back and deleted all of his comments from yesterday, and reposted the same lame comment again to attempt to get it thumbs up…… this trolling will never end until he stops with his little bullshit, as the trolls have done a great job of getting the story out they have increased their numbers…

            • Underbaker

              I give up. he don't sound suicidal, so I will back off and let you guys play your little games. Sorry for interfering, let the race to 250 and trolling continue.

          • etcrr'sgoat

            upon more consideration, I accept your idea of suicide….. this guy really is a fucking idiot

          • Underbaker

            Let's form a united front against them, Stan. Together we can do it. Are you ready for your blowjob?

          • another etcrr

            Hey asswipe ,its not just one guy one ,we ALL hate you. Fuck off with your goat.

        • devaneed

          why do you give a sh*t what he does? if the guy needs to fake some approval and he isnt harming you then let the sad little f**k please himself. As it is I dont know which of the 2 of you is the lamest. Him for doing it or you for getting your panties in a knot about it

      • Dennis

        I think he should just stop with his stupid fucking comments…

        • whothefuckcares

          But, who the fuck cares about either one of them? Who has time in their lives to give a shit about someone so insecure in their lives that they depend on the validation of anonymous strangers online? Why the hell could anyone allow it to bother them so badly? Annoying? Fucking yes, but hardly worth you're time. Go get laid. Have a beer. Get a friend. Everyone involved is looking pathetic at this point.

  • Jennifer

    am I the only one confused by snow being in a 32 CELSIUS climate? #10 is it the captioner or the guy on his motorcycle in snow that is the idiot?

    • Don't be hatin

    • tan

      it says -32….look harder 🙂

      • kang

        aaaaaahhhhhhh . . . now it makes sense.

    • read

      it says -32

    • http://reading-fail.com hawkeye

      – 32 celsius*

    • indigenousstranger

      -32 C = -25.6 F
      Hence the snow.

      • JJJJ

        Snow doesn't just happen in negative degree temperatures by the way.

    • Sanchez

      thats -32… not just 32

    • cam

      there's a negative sign before 32. its -32C

    • Craigery

      I thought the same thing at first, but look closer: it says -32, as in 32 below zero.

    • Stave

      There is a "-" in front of 32……

    • ...

      hey guys, just to make sure you know there's a negative sign there, definitely a negative sign…

    • YARRDOOE

      Im pretty sure theres a negative sign there…haha keep this going

    • bobby

      i think there's a "-" sign in front of it…has someone mentioned that yet?

      • skwee

        why is everyone being so negative?

        • Underbaker

          Ok, I'm positive that there is a negative sign there.

          • Charlie_Cheen

            I'm staying neutral on your reply.

    • ros

      there's a minus sign ( – ) before the 32. that makes it a "negative" 32. which makes it the "opposite" of "plus" 45.

      • Jesus

        You guys DO realize that this isn't completely stupid in all parts of the world. Try living in Canada. -32 means it's winter, most of our year is winter (at least in central to northern regions), so you have to learn to get used to it if you live there. #31, however, is stupid in all parts of the world. Also, any of the pics with hipster themes are universally stupid. Thanks, Chive, for calling out those pretentious bastards!

        • robsterling

          No. You are wrong. It is because there is a – (negative sign) before the 32 so it is really cold.

          • Fjones

            Yes, that's probably why he put a -32 in his post, too. Thanks for playing.

        • VanIsleChiver

          yah like the climate all over Canada is the same! If you're a poor sap living on the prairies or east of the Rockies you're winter might last most of the year .. but not is sunny BC 🙂

    • fignewton

      I'm under the general assumption that there's a negative in front of the 32

    • _maxPain_

      Those replies are sooo negative ——

    • Ben

      NEGATIVE 32 degrees celsius. lol

    • Zeddy

      Thank you lol I saw that!!! 32 degrees fahrenheit which is 0 degrees Celcius!

      • Rocko

        Doesn't get it

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Hey! does anyone know there is a negative sign in from of the 32?

    • Dray

      HAHA!! look closer it says -32 degrees..

    • Piaras

      Makes no sense to me either!!! Like 32 C is HOT, maybe its ferinheight!!!! Or………..wait, WAIT! I see it now. It says -32, it all makes sense now. Hope this message in particular clears it up for you!!!!

    • pessimist

      look everyone its negative!

    • Mike

      I don't think anyone noticed, so I'll help out: There's a negative in front of the 32. I didn't notice it at first, either.

    • The other white meat

      Maybe I can help. Put a hyphen (-) in front of the 32 and it will make more sense. No need to thank me.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Ok, enough of beating the negative number… what about the picture? Why is the person on the motorcycle singled out? There are people walking around, aren't they cold too?

      • PianoFingers

        Yes they are, they know and feel the minus 32 degrees celsius without us to point it out for them. Wouldn't you be cold in -32C? (as opposite of 32C).

        But I'm sure you'll keep warmer walking around than sitting on one of those slow motorcycle-chair-aiding-aggregate-thingies. I'd guess that this poor guy is feeling even colder than the rest.

      • Shawn

        it's because there is a negative in front of the 32

    • shnugs

      -32 :

  • Barry

    #9 Mr. Fusion

    • Barry

      #19 I'm a fuggin idiot

      • HUH?

        or, " i'm a fuggin advertisement for red-bull or whatever is in those cans"

    • LucretiusCarus

      Bale is channeling his inner Charles Manson there.

      • 2BR02B

        I thought the same thing! Just needs a Nazi forhead carving.

  • O_o

    #18 makes me just want a Sharking fad, were you find homo's like this and make it popular to Shark them and run away laughing!

    • sadman

      You want to pull his pants down? You can see that he has "sharked" himself already, right?

    • drea619

      funny how u called him a homo….and then said you want to creat a fad where you get very close to a guys ass and pull down his pants, possibly rubbing some part of his lower extremities or ass and that you want to do it to multiple people…..and he's the homo…..right right…

    • mikey

      …and they want to be treated like humans…

      • biggles

        AGREEEED

        Don't treat us different. But we want our own culture, way of speaking, tv channels and holidays, and to be treated special when things don't go our way LOL

        Get back to africa.
        Average IQ is 85 for that race. In 1906 the IQ standard was passed by psychologists. And 85 was considered retarded. In 1950's blacks complained that the standard IQ test was not fair. Because 80 percent of blacks scored under 85! Black leaders at the time, demanded it be lowered to 75, so that 80 percent of blacks would not be considered retarded by the traditional IQ test standard. So the government lowered the retarded IQ to 75.

        FACT!

        • biggles

          The IQ distributions of other racial and ethnic groups in the United States are less well-studied. The Bell Curve (1994) stated that the average IQ of African Americans was 85, Latino 89, White 103, Asian 106, and Jews 113. Asians score relatively higher on visuospatial than on verbal subtests. The few Amerindian populations that have been systematically tested, including Arctic Natives, tend to score worse on average than white populations but better on average than black populations.[47]

          So what they are saying is. That even farking eskimos who live in the middle of NO WHERE, are smarter than the average black person. WTF. how DUMB do you have to be, to be bested by a farking eskimo.

  • Johnboy

    #10 I don't get it. 32 celcius is hot and he is on a motorbike. Why is that stupid?

    • benji

      Look closely. There is a "-" in front of 32.

    • Futbolero

      -32

    • indigenousstranger

      MINUS 32.

    • Al Capone

      it says -32 degrees. not to mention there is snow everywhere….maybe you should post a picture of yourself on this post…. genius

    • MMZX

      It's -32 C!!!

    • Craigery

      Look closer: it looks like it says "-32", not "32".

      • The_Dood

        Look more closelyer.

    • FoRealzBro

      I thought the same thing at first, however if you take a second look there is a negative sign in front of it.

    • John

      -32 not 32. Its a little hard to see

    • Bean

      I don't know if anyone pointed it out yet but it says negative 32.

    • bobby

      any relation to "jennifer"?

    • disaptvet

      – 32 celcius.

    • Fart

      We don't use Celsius in Amerrrrica!

      • lucas

        yeah 'merica proud, Stupid… just cause you dont use it doesnt mean u cant learn!!!

      • oztops

        you got the second half right…

      • rrcte

        you aren't a smart man

        • PianoFingers

          etcrr wrote: -32c = ZeroF and 0c = 32F

          That is SOO not true.
          0C IS equal to 32F, but the size of the degrees are not equal. The formula goes like this:
          the current temperature in C = (the current temperature in F – 32) multiplied by 5/9.
          Or the other way around:
          The current temperature in F = (the current temperature in C multiplied by 9/5) + 32

          Hence, the temperature -32C is VERY cold.

    • _maxPain_

      Once more ,,those replies are soooo negative —–

    • Chaz

      minus 32

    • Katie

      Really, we're doing this again lol

    • The other white meat

      Put a hyphen in front of the 32. You're welcome.

  • JRK

    #13 What kind of cake is this???

    • Abel

      This is not cake.

      Bring me cake.

    • Groggy

      Uh, this is from China. Not North Korea. That's Mao on the dude's head….and the Chinese flag…

    • Dingo

      Pizza

    • Lisa

      Geography fail

    • Joe

      This is Chinese cake….not Korean cake.

  • coop

    #31 What a fucking moronic woman.

    • Sid

      I know, she should be wearing a helmet and should have swallowed.

    • Craigery

      Or maybe she realizes she's unfit to be a mom and doing the wise thing and performing abortion-by-fall.

      • Charlie_Cheen

        This sounds like a paradox…waiting for universe to implode.

    • Hunter X

      j'ever think this is just a photo set-up, and she didn't actually do it?

    • Jojoto

      Mom of the year

    • Red

      Five bucks says she got knocked up one night at the same park.

    • Anon

      Why is this woman not in the kitchen?

    • ricky

      i totally agree

  • hark1985

    #7 Here is your sign

    • Fart

      Hillbilly comedy references, yeah those are still cool.

    • Jeff

      the guys obviously being sarcastic… here's YOUR sign

  • akbrown006

    #4
    I'm Ron Burgundy?

    • mikey

      …"nope…I'm a fag"…

      • guest

        douche on douche..

    • CBUG

      Why does this girl have a beard?

  • JRK

    #31 Better than smoking???

  • hark1985

    #13 Stupid is as stupid does

  • Owen Smithers

    PBR! Hellz yeah!

    #14

    • BostonChiver.

      I'll take hipster for a thousand, Alex.

      • Yessirr

        In the South, we have been drinking PBR tall boys long before the first stupid fuck put on a trucker hat, a 1985 hand knitted sweater, cutoff jean shorts, and bowling shoes then put their iphone in a distressed leather cover and rode their refurbished bike 20 miles to a goodwill and called himself a hipster. Respect the Red and Blue can, man. But for the record, we do agree on this: Long Fuck the Hipster.

        • Owen Smithers

          Couldn't care less about hipsters, I'm just diggin' the PBR, for real.

  • BigPup

    #1 The search continues for Justin Bieber's manhood…

  • Bender

    #19 I have no Idea what I'm doing….

    • YARRDOOE

      Seems Legit

    • Edd

      Its a woman , thats redundant…

    • Sarah Jean Underwood

      Find Her!

      • the dude

        find you!!

      • NeelsvanPK

        Find her and FUCKING bash her head in.

    • Master_Rahl

      is that a Red Bull-ready version of Mr Fusion?

      • Charlie_Cheen

        Wouldn't any version of Mr. Fusion be Red Bull ready?

        • Master_Rahl

          Damn, that's one helluva point.

    • _maxPain_

      Jennifer ??

    • Katie

      Looks like Mila Kunis

    • ChivePR

      Dumb! You are supposed to fill the tank with piss…..oh wait!!! red Bull is piss!

  • Flo

    #27….doesn’t deserve an r8. Tool.

    • BostonChiver.

      Actually brought a tear to my eye.

    • name here

      AWD…

    • Holmespump

      What is it, like 32 degrees Celsius there? That's not even cold!

    • skisteezy

      if you have a supercar that can rip in the snow, why not?

  • hark1985

    #22 not sure if dyslexic or reverse 69

    • Gerri

      its called planking love

  • Everything

    #31 You know, it's rare that you see evolution as it's happening.

    • _Moose_

      FIND HER….. and stop her before she drops in.

  • hark1985

    #31 ma'am you forgot your helmet

    • coinbank

      well done sir

  • SquirePete
    • BostonChiver.

      #6 You're welcome.

      • JoAnn

        Some of the replies are more stupid than the photos…

  • Benjamin

    # 10
    Like a Boss!!!

    • Anon

      #10

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