Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (39 Photos)

  • H3yblinkin


  • paulson


    Get well sooOMG you're beautiful

    • Hookerbrew

      Those eyes.

    • Royce

      Dear mother of God…

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Your tattoo says Seize The Day. Your destroyed spine says maybe not seize it as hardcore next time.

    • Dirty_Dingus

      Keep calm and Chive on Breanna. Edmonton Hottie FTW!

    • Dug

      A nice Albertan Girl…

      • becky

        unrelated: it looks like the chive has launched myCHIVE

        related: get well soon!

    • ...

      yeah id break her back too

    • sneakypete

      sweet mother of GOD!! You are amazing

    • jonboy

      Soooo…. how long before sex?

      • JHL1

        For her? Not as long as for you….

    • thederwood

      What the hell happened? But get well soon!

    • Twigfinger

      Carp Diem my friend.

      • Holmespump

        Fish Day?

    • db3300

      As God as my witness, that is the sexiest x-ray I've ever seen.

    • trooperjoe73

      I got the same surgery in January! First 2 weeks feels like you got run over by a train!

    • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

      I rarely ever comment here anymore, but I've got to say she is damn beautiful.

    • ROK247

      x-ray sideboob win!

    • smoothie

      Well the date stamp on the x-ray of 12/6/2010 makes me laugh

    • YoungTurk

      get well soon 😉

    • alex

      I'd give her a few rods and some screws too…if you know what i mean. MOAR

  • pete


    I suddenly want a pair a binoculars

    • Ron Burgundy?

      I'd rather have the girl than the binoculars…

    • boogermyster

      CSI that fucking reflection. plz.

      • Guest


    • Gallus

      While I appreciate your comment, I personally am not a voyeur type. I want to be there!

    • Mark Twang

      Why can't I ever find these girls on google earth???

  • anonymous

    Happy Friday Chivers! Enjoy probably the best video in the world…. http://vimeo.com/37840547

    • HamSamich

      i got goosebumps on the humpday montage…..

      • Gerry

        Humpday is my favorite section too.

    • JHL1

      I was going to thumb you down on principal (like many) for posting unrelated URL, but I checked it out and it is related.
      Also, Good job. +1

      • Gerry

        Thanks I appreciate that!

    • JDB85

      Ya, I don't know why everyone thumbed you down. Nice video man, thanks.

    • gor3hound

      Thanks for the video, at first I though it was some kind of spam, I'm happy I gave it at shot.

    • anonymous

      I would not spam my fellow Chivers out there. Because that would be a douchebag thing to do! ha. Glad you guys enjoyed it! KCCO!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_
    • ranD

  • The Queeeen

    #6 She's probably used to getting white stuff all over her

    • Glenn

      This makes me like her more, because she handled it with grace & dignity, and didn't press charges. Plus boobs.

      • rodolfo

        So much for her not pressing charges…she is now.

    • LucretiusCarus

      She used to date Ray J and Reggie Bush. Bitch is used to confetti, I'm sure.

    • Jason

      No, its usually yellow and liquid instead.

    • Distracted

      I heard Lindsey Lohan booked a trip there as soon as she heard about it.

    • Pedro

      Fuck that bitch. I wish it was Lye.

    • Rhayzor

      What is "antiqued"? Is is similar to PETA's blood chucking form of protest?

  • Willy Crumb

    So I was following John's comments on Intense Debate and I noticed he made a comment that didn't appear on theCHIVE. Instead it appeared here:

    from the page:
    "myCHIVE looks amazing, Leo, all systems check out on my end. Let's get a few friends on here to search for glitches before official launch. The Chivers are gonna love this thing (i hope)."

    It appears the chive is rolling out a personalized site where chivers can save and share photos from the chive? and it looks kind of fucking awesome.

    also #36

    • Nick

      Here's a screenshot:
      <img src="http://i44.tinypic.com/2aaipmd.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

      • wiley

        and so it begins… the great shitstorm of our time

    • Joey

      So pinterest for chivers?

      • Lev

        This is relevant to my pinterests.

      • TroutSlayer

        That's what I thought too, haha!

    • spydermonkey

      Oh hell yes to my.thechive! and also #36

      • mr donuts

        dat ass i wanna bury my face in it

    • lonin

      Sooooo…You're creeping on Jonh?

      • hark1985

        Yeah that's creepy man. Stalker

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


      – Once light is green, leave charging for another 30 minutes (light goes green at approx 95% charge)

    • reaperMEDIC

      Damn it… now there will be no end to my horrible addiction.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      I see there's a Chive Cam in the works too.

    • Twigfinger

      That ass is GODLY.

    • Julie

      Yeah but u cant like search friends and stuff

  • etcrr

    #39 get well quick KCCO!

    • naluukti

      #39 you rock that free healthcare – us canucks gotta look out for eachother!

      • Sebastian

        As a Canadian Chiver. I'll quickly explain that our healthcare isn't free. It is pre-paid.

        • Oli

          Thank you Sebastian and shame on whoever down voted Naluukti!! CHIVE ON CANADA (and everyone!!)

    • timbitz14

      candians are always the best! love the tat by the way. seize the day and kcco

    • Cubs70

      thats my home town girl!

  • aaron

    #36 sweeeeeeett…..

  • hark1985

    #1 you're doing it right! Very right

    • GlibTongue

      How disappointing chive, how disappointing.

      Another double-first picture use. This one was only back in Feb. though, are you guys even trying anymore?

      • Ball Sack

        Half of their shit can be found on tumblr or reddit.

    • Your Welcome

      Jessa Younker


    #4 Sarah Jessica Parker?? Is that really you??

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      That joke is older than the dodo, give it up already!


      • SilkySapper

        still funny though

        • Consuela

          No…. No… No is funny.
          And you out of lemon pledge.

  • 54adam

    #21 amazing..

    • Jesus

      I just hope to god that the tattoo on her arm is NOT her boyfriend's face…

      • Harry Balzonya

        holy hip bone!

  • etcrr

    #35 thank you for your service KCCO!

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Damn Straight. When I was little I always wanted to be a Somali pirate but then I realized I'm white and there are bad asses that fight pirates so I said fuck it Imma be a firefighter now.

    • sneakypete

      the fact you hunt pirates is pretty raw. As kanye would say, "dat shit kray…ain't it jay?!"

    • Big John SBS


    • TDub66

      Ditto! The Fucking Boss!

    • Maynard B.


    • etcrr`s Goat

      Please hunt down this old pervert and save me.

    • josh

      Looks just like a routine boarding to me. Im pretty sure don't have time to take pics of my team or myself while on actually hit. You may fool some but not all dude. And if I were you, I wouldnt post my face and shit i do for work on the internet. Its public now and face recognition is easy a 1 2 3 for the enemy these days.
      Silent Professionals

      • joe

        good call, im on deployment right now doing just this, i wouldnt want people knowing who iam, also you can tell there is a pilots ladder rigged up and you are returning to your Navy ship. theres a lot to be said about a picture, 1. we can tell you are carrying a shot gun and you have a breacher kit on your back, so if you were to get rolled up its not hard to figure out who is in this picture. 2. some MC probably took this photo so i doubt you were doing a "real" boarding, and 3. OPSEC shipmate


    # 29 ….Well Hello

    • cjuncosa


      • YARRRDOO

        Sry Idk why the picture wouldnt show up

  • Pablo

    #26 Snooki's Vagina Has Opened

    • Undershooter30

      I was always under the impression that Snooki's vagina was alot like 7/11, it never closes.

    • Nishtai

      Is she dilating?! Already?

  • Jean


    So nice of Sarah Jessica Parker and her sister to show up.

    • Jean

      If your name is Jean why are you writing in English ?

      Si ton nom est jean pourquoi tu écris en anglais ?

      • SilkySapper

        Jean isn't necessarily the french John, it can be pronounced like Gene

    • JHL1

      Still not funny anymore.

  • hark1985

    #6 turn around we will even you up

    • Chet_Manly

      I would give her my antique, if you know what I mean…

  • DrLeppiwinks

    Time for beer before the DAR is up? Ok with me… and we all know #6 is cocaine

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


    – just…. ……………………………..

  • Martin_McFly

    #36.. I LITERALLY just fell down the stairs… last time I DAR on a laptop…

    • hark1985
      • Martin_McFly

        Exaclty… now that I think about it… it was more like a dramatic throw

        • hark1985

          I hear you man

  • mtbdude

    #6 OWNED! Haha

  • Marc

    #9 and then #31 and finishing with #39
    Thanks Chive for making my day.
    What a wonderful way to start the weekend!

  • Whoopi_G

    #36 Very nice! Find the rest of her.

    • Lia

      I figured as a guy you wouldn't NEED the rest of it…

  • ge_gb

    I have suntan lotion if you need some. please?

    • poop joggs

      why u no turn around?

  • Anonymous

    #13 Why is Alice in Wonderland a dude? Otherwise, perfect Friday fantasy.

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