Friday Dopamine dump (38 photos)

  • ME..BN


    • Negradomis

      Kill yourself slowly

      • Negradomis

        Who's Negradomis?

        • Negradomis

          Negradomis knew you were going to say that…

      • F3n1x187

        Use a spoon in the process please!

    • Chive On!

      Chive you lied. You said 38 photos. There's only 36.

    • JHL1

      #5 Every single fuck was given that day.

  • straightouttanaples

    I love #28

  • F3n1x187

    Wouldn’t mind #36 with a beer and a tablet checking the chive history

    • Movingpicnomove

      I kept looking at that, waiting for a shark to eat him, or the hammock to break…

    • naa

      Or even #16 to look at in front of me!

      • JHL1

        You spelled "lay on top of me" wrong.

  • KeepinCalm

    #25 This is why i f*ckin' love theChive

    • Hermes

      It's supposed to be a bra for the o's ๐Ÿ˜€

      • KeepinCalm

        sure…or two plates B)

      • Padresfan420

        All the bras have been burned

    • dkptig

      i may get slammed for this, but why is this such a recent meme of sorts? i mean i know the old sayings and jokes. but i really wonder why our generation has to make anything related to women become about the kitchen and making a sandwich. not to get all 'gender studies' but its not very chive to be misogynistic is it? its like 4chan institutionalized racism/homophobia has corrupted the whole web. idk, just get tired of the same old unfunny jokes. women have so many things we can make fun of.. this just seems so dated.

      • SadeShadz

        I get your point but in the end its not like women are subjected to 'make a sandwich', we are way too liberated for that ish. ๐Ÿ™‚ I think its funny so don't take it too seriously. The only viral joke I hate is Pedobear (sorry).

        • dkptig

          it is sort of funny, but i just wonder what it makes these 12 year old kids think about women and their role. i mean, the same sort of stuff you read in comments section are actual people who dont realize a lot of this is satire and jokes. i dont take it too seriously, just wonder why its the first thing guys attribute about women. granted, i laugh at the 'thats a weird looking kitchen' etc and so on.. just feel its beaten to death to be less a joke and more a belief. anyway, not trying to get too worked up. resume scrolling and chive on!

          • Morgan Freeman

            I agree, that shit is getting old. We should retire that women should be in the kitchen bullshit. This site should be celebrating women, not degrading them.

            Chris Farley———————————————————————->

            • JHL1

              Not sure if Chris Farley… or Morgan Freeman… o.0

      • KeepinCalm

        I tossed around the same idea before posting "This is why I f*ckin' love theChive". I look at it more in terms of comedy than Misogyny. I don't hate women, never been accused of being a chauvinist, well that's not entirely true…maybe once or twice, but that's another story.

        Anyway, I'd chance that if you took 12 male stand-up comedians and 12 female stand-up comedians – they'd share equal parts in gender bashing. And each equally funny. Some people are more sensitive to insult humor than others. To those who are sensitive, they should probably just change the "channel". All good points tho! (thumbs up for you btw) ๐Ÿ™‚

        Now get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich! (jokin'..relax :D)

        • dkptig

          and that is totally fair, gender bashing both ways is funny. but it does get tired if every single joke about one side is based on the kitchen/sandwich thing. we have so many ways of making fun of women. it seems we have regressed in our misogyny, to a level of just making the same old joke. its like your comedian comment, what if all 24 of them made the same joke about women. it wouldnt always be funny would it? some would go too far, some would defend women, and each would be considered humor. the thesis of this would just be the kids coming up now on the internet and how they are learning actual social norms through viral reinforcement. we all grew up with stimulation, but the internet has a way of getting things across more directly. good discussion though.. oh and food for thought, i am a guy who loves to cook. my girlfriend rarely cooks. perhaps im fighting against the unspoken counter element to this discussion *shrugs*

          • Dr. Evil

            If you ever want to troll the "get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich!" types, tell them that overt misogyny is a sign of repressed homosexuality.

            Give 'em a moment of gay panic!

      • Max Renn

        Sure, good point. But look at the dumbing down of men in TV commercials… They piss me off. This balances the matter.

    • mr donuts

      hell yea

  • The Bandit

    #16 …this pic has all ingredients for a perfect vacation!

    • inquisitor80

      well almost, that bikini needs to go

      • Epitomizer

        I actually like just a little left to the imagination, for a little while anyways.

      • K-VON

        Agreed. It also could use some beer.

        • old dude

          That was my first thought!

          • Ken

            And food. I don't like fasting vacations.

  • echogeo


    • haha


      • ddd

        very nice nipple might i add



    • FONZIE

      No way is that legit

    • @Dishwater

      it does seem like one of the girls shifted durning shipping… ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Jack

      Still a better actrees than Kristen Stewart…

      • N8orius

        True. At least she smiles.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #22 Well done!

    • Paul

      That wall will protect his virginity for years to come.

    • Swenka

      I should do this…probably not a whole wall, but get a shot of Mario, Megaman, etc. in there. Seems like a fun project.

    • Matt

      after looking at the wondercon photos and now this I really wish I was artistic enough to pull something like this off.

    • JHL1

      3 Months? You MUST be doing it wrong even though it looks ok.

  • echogeo

    You are fucktacular!

    • Truth

      Tremendous ass. For the rest of you out there, this is where it's at. Fit and proportioned. Not all giggly, but still curved. Well done indeed.

      • Truth

        I love boyish asses.

    • Assman

      Except for the granny panties

    • Drei311

      the image in her gorgeus butt i belive is from PFLC ( preparatoria Federal Lazaro Cardenas) Lazaro Cardenas Higschool in tijuana if i am right MOAR!!!!!!!!

  • slimgib

    #23 EMAW

    • Tom

      EMAW indeed!

    • bdornes

      Its girls like her that make me love living in Manhattan EMAW

      • Jack o' lantern

        OMG?! You live in Manhattan? That's so kewl!

  • Verbal_Kint

    #10 made me lol. I wish it turned out like this every time.

    • thom

      Its a totally different guy, yellow vs red. Though I bet the red guy deserved it too.

    • Andrew

      but thats not the same matador

    • Some Guy

      That's what you get for wearing Toms.

    • Kodos

      "some days, senor, the bull wins."

  • etc4779

    #33 Hey honey, does this sparkler smell funny to you??

  • tdogyo

    Second. I can do this all day, bro!

    • Well done

      I don't doubt you can, likely the result of not having a life. Congrats

    • Dr FAP


      • JHL1

        Super Fail.

    • @danieljillm

      I can do your mom all day with greater success

  • ARE E

    #6 MOAR

    • B_Rad

      Angie Varona

    • JJJ

      Angie Verona. You're welcome.

      • Brian

        The recently legal Angie Verona.

        • pwithc

          Guys I'm not sure about this, but I think it might be Angie Verona.

    • ekgraider

      I used tinyeye to determine that this is Angie Verona. You're welcome!

    • Steven

      she is going to be pissed when she sees this, she copyrights all of her photos. but well done Chive you sneaky bastards

      • Ryan

        Maybe not, after getting posted on The Chive she will be getting a wee bit more attention.

        • Sam

          she was on before but they took her down when they found out she was underage.

          • J.D.

            She's 22.

            • Mike

              shes actually underage in all the pics of her that were online…MSNBC did a segment on her and even had the chive gallery for her on the site calling the site "a smut filled corner of the internet"

              • Mike

                abc news*
                she was 14 in all those pics(i know shocking) and shes not 22 now shes only 18-19 i think

  • Jprecks

    #35 ahh why are you so gorgeous

  • baconpie

    #22 I'm guessing you don't have a girlfriend and you're probably still a virgin

    • YouSirAreA


      • SadeShadz

        Na, not virgin. He's awesome! ๐Ÿ™‚

  • bob_the_cook

    #22 totally wins today

    • corrin

      absolutely agree

  • the dude

    I'd plow that

  • justin

    #30 rofl.

  • thaomeow

    #30. Oh, fat jesus. You crack me up. (Hangover reference, in case someone is offended that I called him fat. Or jesus.)

    • EBusch

      Actually, long before it was in The Hangover it was a part of his standup routine.

      • EBusch

        I knew of it before you did, I am a true hipster……

      • thedude325

        "He ain't gonna e-mail you!"

  • sucka


  • MiniChad

    Where's my BFM shirt??? And thanks for #28

  • EZEEfor


    Watching Hermionee grow up, then Seeing her nipple almost makes me feel guilty.

    • Dunny_

      ……for fapping to her…..almost.

  • goodguysfan

    I immediately regret this decision!

    • Chivacy Please

      Hole in Juan!

    • DeWoody

      Not the same guy

  • zyxxyz

    #26 Seems like a pretty solid selling point to me. The alternative is completely unacceptable.

    • John

      Probably John Hughes

  • ISU Birds

    #35 So…. So hot.

    • jeff donuts

      do not like. its creepy cuz i was of age when she was like 12 in the harry potter movies

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