Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • 4xaClown

    #30 So that's where the British Chivettes are hiding? Well worth the wait!

    • BostonChiver.

      She had a great segment a few months back…fell in love right there.

      • 4xaClown

        You're kidding me! How on earth did I miss that!? There's a reason I keep missing the KCCO tees – the universe has seen that I do not truly deserve it yet.

      • Mr. Magoo

        what is this segment called?

        • OK ok

          its a HQ post, I think it's called 'British Girl seeking attention'

          • Mr. Magoo

            and you sir will die a virgin

        • BostonChiver.

          search british chivette, should come up. she's the blonde bombshell.

          • Uh-oh

            As in, her face looks like it was hit with a bombshell.

            • BostonChiver.

              You sir, are forever alone.

        • BostonChiver.
    • SirDerpsAlot

      Sorry, the bitch is ugly. The whole post was a flame fest begging her never to submit any pictures again. Somebody posting as her said that she would never send in any more pictures….and there was a loud applause from the audience. Apparently she didn't get the memo than nobody likes her. At least this time she was smart enough not to show her face.

      • 4xaClown

        Not sure if male haters or jealous females…

    • Gallus

      A clear call for improved British/American relations.

  • Jack_LeMac

    #1 You see? This is what happens when you let 11-year-olds buy lottery tickets
    #7 Dat ass


    #31 "Hold on Jack" bwahaha

    • SomeGirl

      "FLY, YOU FOOLS!"

    • Sean

      Fly you fools!!!!

    • snap

      SHOW ME THIS REPOST ONE MORE TIME CHIVE, I DARE YOU…. WATCH ME BOYCOTT THE CHI– ok so i don't have a threatening countermeasure yet…. but i'm working on it. 😑

    • cantreadgood

      "bwahaha" is gay. Not homosexual gay, just gay. Don't say it.

  • etcrr

    #22 is true, it isn't for the weak

    • ddd

      yeah it´s so kind a weak having a car accident…-.-

      • SilkySapper

        or abortions

        • its_forge

          Your humor is not like our Earth humor

          • SilkySapper

            who said I was joking? How was the picture funny? it was a supposedly thought provoking label inside a bottlecap.

  • etcrr

    #49 sweet mother of God you are incredible! thank you thank you you made my afternoon!

    • ScotchLobster

      Agreed. Holy Hector!

    • Sterling

      I spy a wedding ring

      • Todd


        • It's okay...

          …rings don't plug holes.

          • Dr. Acula

            no but my face does!!!!

      • BanffChiver

        Good eye…all I saw was boob.

      • Chris

        How is this girl married? She's in college…a little early no?

        • Schadeboy

          Women in college get married all the time.

          • Dirty_Dingus

            Women in college get married (for the first time) all the time. πŸ˜‰

      • michaeler

        I don't think that's a wedding band. It's on that finger, but it doesn't look like its got a rock on it, or a band

        • amplexus

          She might be one of the few women who are not materialistic and don't care for a rock. I heard they were nearly extinct though.

          • Jack o' lantern

            Sure, Sherlock- a woman who sends her half naked pics in here surely isn't into superficial things like diamonds or attention.

    • etcrr's thought

      Yes!!! I won't have to delete this one!!!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        etcrr has thoughts?

        – the one you love to hate

    • sean

      thank you 8lb baby Jesus!

      • Dude

        not funny sean. not funny

    • PatWizz

      anddddd we thank you

    • Underbaker

      Well you have made the Dar and you have made it a much better place. πŸ˜€

    • Bruce Banner

      I spy an Orange and Blue shaker. Is it possible that this is an Auburn Chivette? If so WDE!

    • redbairn

      Which ever team she's playing for, she's got my support

    • funkmaster


    • kindofserious

      amazing. she has to send in MOAR for mind the gap.

    • poop joggs

      holy shit fuck that bitch is fucking hottttt

    • Sid

      Goddammit. freaking amazing.

      • The DM

        Heeeeyyyy…. the CR bag… there's dice in there, ain't there? Yea… it's dice.

        • Joe Buddy

          It looks like Aurburn, Alabama based on the pom-poms in the background…?

    • Admam :)

      indeed, simply amazing. you have made it πŸ™‚

    • Rick


    • j4john10
    • patov40

      Whatever sport she plays, I would pay to watch her play it! B)

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    #12 Best idea I've heard all day.

    • jimmy

      My shoulders are just fine….but if your in the rubbing mood

    • Ander

      "Let me rub your shoulders while you scroll the DAR"….. said no woman ever!!!

      • Poor lil bugger

        Forever alone ^^^^

  • Whoopi_G

    #49 MOAR please.

    • bull1123

      Chivette of the Week, much??

    • Elbie

      pls feature her in an own gallery or hot fit girls.

      Goddamn, you're hot.

    • Sluttypanda

      i ❀ athletes

    • A_S

      #49 Damn she is fine! Athletic chics ftw! I would hit that

  • Whoopi_G

    #37 Fucking tease.

    • BloodScrubber

      I think you meant #12 . πŸ˜‰

      • Logicyup

        I don't think that stuff is safe. At least around me, with my addiction to cheez-its. Might just bite a chicks lips off. It'd be like those stories ya hear of old people falling asleep after eating or drinking something and their cats making dinner out of their faces. But in this case it would be a moron (me) who has will power issues when it comes to little cheesy/salty crackers.

        • Bill

          Thank you for your support this past week, It is appreciated.. I don't get e-mail responses from the replies for obvious reasons I turned it off. So no need to reply, just Know that I do appreciate your support – etcrr

  • Martin_McFly

    #12 Oh yes please, oh yes yes yes please!

    • Spence

      she just wasn't the right pick if this is going to be a meme. don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous, but we should really have a smiling chivette in there.

  • Marc

    #38 Me too!
    #42 How about a few moar? You've made my day!

    • Underbaker

      I thought you couldn't photograph vampires?

    • socal dude

      Vampire? Lame. Besides that your zombie bite mark is on crooked.

      • newbie

        haha i'm not in a movie and I do not do horror makeup for a living. So your comment sir=lame. Calm down.

        • ChivetheGrouch

          This guy….(smh)…obviously doesnt recognize beauty when he sees it xD chive on buddy

    • A_S

      #42 Not into vampires, just you. You make it look good πŸ˜€

    • Gallus

      38 just goes to show you that some people's ideas are truly worth while.

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #2 It's all fun & games until that shit starts moving.

    • Terrence

      Funny, that's what my proctologist was saying the other day.

    • BloodScrubber

      Never tempt karma man. Never. 😐

    • Maytrix

      Everytime I see this type of photo, I can't help but think how fucked they'd be if an earthquake suddenly hit…

    • Logicyup

      I always wonder if people in these sorts of pictures don't believe in gravity or Murphy's' law.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      No shit, Sherrock.

      – the one you love to hate

  • jlee

    #13 This inquisitive dinosaur sure makes some good points

    • https://www.facebook.com/chudacoff Alex Chudacoff


      • jlee

        That makes a lot more sense now. Thanks.

    • mikeltn

      Socrates never thought this deeply.

    • sdago25

      The Philosoraptor! DURRRRR!

  • Showtime

    #49 Where may I ask?

    • her


    • matt

      those look like Auburn shakers on her bed posts to me

      • Underbaker

        Could be Orange and Navy for Virginia Cavaliers

  • HG Markus

    #6 you Sir, are awesome!!!! whoever you may be.

  • tyler

    #36 Lovely Cooch

    • Van


    • KCCO

      my long tongue would like to taste your slick naughty parts while your scroll the DAR

      • observer

        thumbs down? must be a bunch on vegetarians on here….

    • flight_crash

      Yoga Pants? What fucking yoga pants for president…????????????????

      thusly proves everyone in politics is a fucking liar!!!!!

    • its_forge

      *Very* nice cooch. The rest of her is quite nice too.

      • KCCO

        tastes like bacon

    • jonathan
    • Michael

      More please. Must find

  • nnn

    #25 everybody live the life you want, but goddamnit you better buy a chrysler

    • Fart

      Would it kill you to buy American?

      • Doug

        Yes, it would

        • NS Chivette

          Quick then, go buy one!

    • disturbed

      Glad he actually said that 'cause when I read it – it was in his voice.

    • Supportive Chivette

      Glad to know Clint is gay. I always thought so….

      • logicyup

        Married twice, currently to Dina Ruiz, with 7 children. So gay as in happy? I'll go with that i suppose. His wife is 35 years younger than him, I'd probably be happy, and on the verge of a heart attack, also. Not to mention he hangs around with Morgan Freeman, so even if he was a 2 foot tall, had no legs, spoke with a lisp, and drooled all over the place, he still wins.

      • Zan

        He's not gay. He just supports everyone's right to be married and miserable. There's a difference.

      • CabanaDan

        You don't have to be gay to support gay marriage, but you do have to be petty and insecure to think that two other people's happiness is a threat to your own.

        If you think everyone who supports gay marriage is gay, Dick Cheney, Bill O'Reilly and Toby Keith have some news for you.

        • VanIsleScott

          Cheney's a fag!

    • Smartass

      "Just give everybody the chance to have the life they want*."

      * Offer not available to people wanting to marry more than one person at a time, their own siblings, animals, inanimate objects, fictional people, dead people, "underage" people (based on the arbitrary definition of underage that changes depending on the state and/or country you're in), or anyone we label as "freaks" based on our own biased and subjective opinion of what love must and mustn't be.

      • Dreadjaws

        "Just give everybody the chance to have the life they want*."

        Read the quote again, smartass (ugh!). It applies to both people in the side of one marriage. If some asshole wants to marry a fictional or dead people, the latter are NOT going to have the life they want.

  • quiksaand

    #49 Very nice, what sport(s) do you play and what college? How to see you around some more…..

    • logicyup

      Doubt she wants anyone to know who she is. Chick would probably be kicked out of school. Colleges are dirty little fun suckers when it comes to their athletes posing in any sort of picture, clothes on even.

  • skwee

    #1 started off with bad butt, #49 finished with a perfect butt!

    • Master_Rahl

      indeed! what a specimen.

    • skweetard

      it's FARTbutt, what are you, DENSE?…mongoloid.

  • Justin

    #49 DAR made! Nice! Moar plz

  • ancientlegacy


    no, that's the akward moment you call the helpdesk and say "I don't know, it just stopped working"
    But we, the techs, know it's all bullshit.

    • KeepCalm

      Buy a ThinkPad, most of them have keyboards that drain !

    • qwert

      "i just spilled coffee on my laptop… QUICK GIVE ME THE CAMERA!!"

      • Nomad

        More like I'm about to spill coffee on my laptop, get a camera. At least it's blatantly old.

    • CabanaDan

      Clearly you're not an XP or 7 tech, cause those things don't need coffee to break. Humidity over 1% or use over 5 minutes will slow them down.

      • cudaman

        It's not the OS then, that is just poor design!

    • blahblahblah

      I was thinking the original designer of the poster must have been too "fucked" to spell awkward correctly… πŸ™‚

    • Logicyup

      It is sad how often asking if something is plugged in will solve things. I so don't miss working in tech support, or any type of customer service help for that matter. I am far from the smartest match in the book, but damn, some people just make you feel like you are.

    • Greg

      Did you try turning it off and back on again?

    • Parallendicular

      If that laptop from 1997 still has a manufacturer's warranty, I'd say give the replacement to 'em. That is, until the jackass uploads the obviously staged photo where they dumped an entire cup of tea all over the keyboard.

  • LoyalLAChiver

    #44 #49 Winners of the Day!

  • DrLeppiwinks

    #49 whatever sport you play I hope boobs

    • Logicyup

      I hope volley ball. Best sports uniforms around.

  • Lori

    Thanks, Chive! I had just finished scrolling for the day and was feeling a little bummed, but then, POOF, up pops the DAR! Woo Hoo!

  • twoedges

    #25 I read that in a Dirty Harry voice.

    • quiksaand

      Lmfao….. I did too…

      • My name a Borat

        Eh Dirty Harold….Make my day Jew!

    • mikeltn

      One of the best quote ever. Move over BFM. Clint Fucking Eastwood is here.

    • chiver

      Now you know it wasn't really dirt…

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Shame no one ever reads it with a Clean Shaven Voice

    • Ashom

      Just glad someone else gets it!

    • Lisa

      I went more Gran Torino

  • Whoopi_G

    #36 So damn cute.

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