Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • Dr Farts


    • dkassa

      you sir…Fail!

      • r@f

        Screw Scarlet. We still have Kate Upton #22

    • facepalm

      Ooooh the Irony.

    • Bob

      Ah, the fails of an overachieving underachiever…

  • hater

    #23. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

    • Anon

      Isn't that not her? Looks more like Taylor Swift to me…

      • Jesse

        You are correct sir! The second picture is in fact Taylor Swift. Those glorious boobs still exist. If this was true then I would hope the doctor responsible would have his license suspended…

        • adamscottmartin

          Sorry but the second one is still her, not Taylor Swift.

        • guest

          It's called she got in shape for the Iron Man 2 and the Avengers. This picture is pretty old. She lost the weight and sadly her breasts went down as well. It also doesn't help that she's not wearing a flattering bra as well.

    • Francois

      The only feature of hers that I found attractive in the first place, gone.

    • Pedro

      What if men did this to their dongs? Yes it can be cumbersome to carry around, and swimming suit mesh feels like a dolphin caught in a fishing net but you don't spit in the face of your genetic gifts. On some level it legitimately makes me angry

      • MylesofStyles

        You need to stop wearing the Hip-to-Hip-Weenie-Grip Banana-Hammock Nut-Hugger Borat-thong Pedro. You will be doing yourself a favor, not to mention those around you.

        • itiswhatitis

          I think you just have a small penis.

          • MylesofStyles

            I think you should just stop thinking about my penis.

            • Kris

              Wow guys, MylesofStyles' penis is really small huh?

              • MylesofStyles

                Say what you will, but I'm not going to lie…My penis loves the attention.

    • Rollout25

      When I saw this I stopped and went to google immediately.

      • onethirdjewman

        report your findings, good sir!

      • Rollout25

        It looks to be fake. Thank the lord

        • Irishstephen

          Good work soldier. Gold star for the day!! My god… can you imagine if this was real???

        • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

          confirming this scientific results, this is fake
          Mayans 0 – 1 Hotness

          • Spyd'R

            Sorry guys, it is true… She got a breast reduction shortly after filming Iron Man 2… kinda sucks and it is sad, but check it out… http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/news/110425

            • onethirdjewman

              totally seems like a legit source….

              I'm not even sure I want to follow the damn link for fear of getting a virus. wtf is timeinc.net??

    • Chicago Sean

      No way she got a bust reduction. Has to be photoshopped.

      • WistfulD

        It's called the difference between wearing a push-up bra and not wearing one. Seriously, the woman is so hot, at least some part of it has to be make-up or context, or clothing choice. Just remember that you're never going to actually sleep with her, so just keep imagining her in the push up bra.

        • NZ Chiver

          I do not think that is the case @WistfulD. A push up bra can not make boobs go from what looks like a B cup to a D cup as you can see. I think what may have happened is that Scarlett would have had to train fairly intensely for her black widow role for The Avengers which most people know, exercise reduces breast size. I havent found any legitimate evidence which suggests it is an actual breast reduction

          • Benicio

            I dunno – I googled "Scarlett Johannsen (sp, I know) + fashion show + Moet" and there were a bunch of pictures of he with these smaller boobs – very sad. SAD.

          • Roger the Alien

            yes they can. Kiera Knightly (sp?) has small boobs (and is STILL gorgeous), but has those sweater kitties pushed way the hell up in the pirates movies. I know a lot of it is from the corset she always wears, but many "Hollywood types" wear corsets for the same reason when they're on the red carpet.

            • MetalPetals

              She says they actually painted on her boobage in the Pirates movies.

          • Lexie

            There actually are bras that can make you look two cup sizes bigger. They sell them at Victoria's Secret and Aerie.

          • NZ Chiver

            I am happy to be proven wrong, but that was just my theory on the case

    • Edge

      Relax, that picture is from 2009. just as a good angle can make a great presentation, a lousy one can bring man to tears.


    • Schrodinger's cat

      They might have shrunk a little, but this clip from The Avengers shows there's still plenty of jiggle left…

    • Ben

      I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks.

      • Izo

        Ben. Well done, sir.

  • batermaster

    #23 Seriously, wtf happened?

    • zTom


    • Anon

      She changed into Taylor Swift?

    • WistfulD

      Based on the "Butterface" principle, I'd prefer a pretty face whose body can be morphed (by surgery in real life, or correct outfits since I'm never going to do her either way) to perfection, then someone with a perfect rack, waist, pussy, shaving of the crotch, etc., but has the face of a horse.

      • Mego

        Am I the only one who thinks that they might've been overkill to begin with and are now a more 'manageable' size?

        • http://twitter.com/LikeTheIsland6 @LikeTheIsland6

          Yes. Yes you are.

        • Tyrion

          Manageable if you are a midget with tiny hands and no big dreams…….or a dwarf good sir.

      • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

        agree. This should be added to the Bro Code xD

    • http://twitter.com/AmerikanInfidel @AmerikanInfidel

      you shut the fuck!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=654840083 Mike

      its from her getting into shape for the Iron Man/Avenger movies. boobs are mainly made up of tissue and fat, and guess what happens when you exercise/work out….sad things happen my dear boy.

      • Nonoohno

        She has implant, you retard!

    • OhehandJack

      It's called she got into shape for the Avengers/Iron Man movies and her fake boobs looked obviously fake with the weight loss so she had them taken out.

      • Bob

        I'll be willing to blow them back up after the movie… Will start my own kind of training!

      • Gunner

        not fake my jack. if they were I should would like the name of the doc that did them because he did a great job.

      • kat

        actually as you lose weight a lot of women lose their boobs. i used to be a 34D and i lost at least 40 pounds and now i am a 32 b. Not breast implants.

        • Colon Wookie

          Prove it

    • Swen

      I would be willing to bet a tidy sum that the no-boobs pic is shopped. I am pretty sure they are natural and judging from her own words, I doubt she would ever do anything to change them.

      • etcrr

        The pictures aren't of the same person you fucktards..

  • Tom

    First. Derrrrherrrrr

    • Jasper

      you sir, are a moron.

    • Dr. Evil


  • Cole

    Holy cow #15!!!!

    • Lazidude202

      Yoga Pants post!?! 😀

    • weed

      angelica black pornstar

      • chito

        thank you good sir

      • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

        didn't even have to ask lol

  • http://twitter.com/jahrodnz @jahrodnz

    #1 Forever alone! #4 The force is strong with this brew.

  • Logicyup

    #11 Why yes, yes I do.

    • total derp

      he looks legit…

    • asas

      Its a scam , he doesn't have any pockets

      • theblenny

        Money fox. Look for the bear around the corner, he is holding.

    • WistfulD

      I have no idea why this works, but it does.

    • Old Greg

      It's the Crack Fox!

      • Alice

        Mighty Boosh for the win!

    • njvw

      If a fox asks if you want to buy drugs you had too many already!

  • total derp

    #25 that would be annoying after about 5 minutes…

    • Joeyk

      Yeah my thoughts were, ends in divorce

    • darsh

      Throwing that controller would result in some serious damage

  • Francisco

    #22 RIP Great boobs.

    • Francisco

      Meant for #23 – but 22 does have great boobs.

    • MattKL

      Fills me with an irresistible urge to motorboat.

    • Bob


    • dmidify

      Vicky Vette HOOOT

  • Matt

    #15 – thank you. Too bad we missed "Find Her" for the week. Oh well, knowing Chive, this pic'll be up three more times by next week, so it's all good.

  • Anon

    Man is she ever amazing #22… I could stare all day

    • Lazidude202

      Where is this from!?!

      • Anon

        Her easter gift to her fans 😛 It's Kate Upton

    • thatguy

      It's funny, that's exactly what I have always wanted to do to them too

      • Irishstephen


    • TheyCallMeBob
    • Diggers

      That delicious right boob was so close to popping out. I'm so sad now.

  • R.I.P.

    #30 Cheers Phil! KCCO

    • Gotta be fresh.

      Sorry for your loss, but should he deserve a better beer?

      • MattKL

        It's the thought that counts.

      • SOB

        At least it's Miller Lite. I have to drink PBR every anniv of my G-pa passing.

        • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

          I'd rather drink PBR than Miller….and no, I'm not a hipster.

          • SpartanZk

            Agree agree agree. Also not a hipster.

    • stay golden

      That's how id like to be remembered. Good work man.

    • Amy

      Right on! Way to honor your friend.

    • jkhounddawg

      Cheers. I lost two friends this year already, I feel your pain.

    • Chicago Sean

      God Bless Phil

    • http://www.wagonmusic.com Mo'Phat

      RIP fellow SD Chiver.

    • TheAutomaticMan

      Sorry for the loss and all….. but i can tell ya, that if i poured a beer out for a dead friend, he would come back and haunt my ass…… drink it and celebrate his life man, don't mourn his death.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001562982031 Harry H-d Sinner

      Bottoms up man! Sorry for your loss.

    • fitdude

      It's the thought that counts my ass, get him a good beer or don't post it at all you selfish bastard!

  • MattKL

    #23 Aw hell naw!

  • http://twitter.com/jahrodnz @jahrodnz

    #23 Say it ain't so. (Weezer)

    • Swen

      It ain't so.

  • noegod

    #23 NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • avgejoe


  • AssClown

    #30 Fuckin ninjas cutting onions in front of my face…

    • MattKL

      I'll lift my beer to him.

      • Jasper

        wont pour some out though, that would be wasteful. Alright, maybe a little

        • daveh873

          It's Miller lite. Pour away.

    • piaras

      Staying classy

  • TewDollars

    To Phil

  • eclipze

    #22 … raising every guy's expectations for a perfect girlfriend since 1992.

    • OnehandJack

      Little nip there…couldn't help but notice dammit

  • James Munn

    #20 Looks like the back of Tommy Lee of Motley Crue.

    • shakes

      you know how I know you are gay?

  • Etcrr 128

    My only goal in life is to reach 130. Can you help an old fart out ?

    • aussie aussie aussie

      Don`t forget his mate logicyup ……. looks like they are both battling with their thumbs up popularity demons….

    • etcrrsucksdick

      I would love to help push you off a bridge!

  • Patrick

    #23 Thats the exact opposite of Awesome =(

  • Goldmember

    #16 LOL…

    • Amy

      I stayed on this one fr a good min just laughing and laughing. Too fun

    • rob

      that is what you call being in "the zone"

    • Kodos

      Jet Terry he ain't…

    • dadawg77

      He took his coaches to heart when they said always follow your routine when shooting free throws.

  • Doc

    #23 #22 If you wanna know where they went, looks like Kate took 'em!

    • Swen

      Scarlett needs to do an Easter Bunny video to show she has still got 'em.

  • maboze1x

    #15 yoga pants… iiiiiiiiiiiiiii………


    #2 is that mac?

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