I hate my job (26 Photos)

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  • st33

    I want to work there

    • Trav1121

      I also want to go to there…

    • Ray

      I'll pay for morning coffee if I can work there too!!

    • sniff sniff

      i want to smell her. she looks like she would smell real nice.

      • Biggus Diccus

        Like roses and angel farts!

    • Matt

      would be so hard to concentrate working with her!!!

      • Jesus

        Depends… If she works in porn, concentrating would be very easy.

    • Jordan

      Where? A strip club?

    • Dawsonguy

      I want her to work for me! I'll keep her very busy…

    • DaddyD

      So … do you feel loved? Or a little freaked out?

    • who cares

      Glad she's doing that while driving. I love car wrecks and traffic jams.

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    #4 I volunteer to clean that up…and take it all home.

    • Big_Curt


    • wsnydes


    • Dakota

      I guess those are the doritos locos

    • dortiooo

      if you have the power… bring back 3D doritos

      • Stick

        Oh, dear God, yes. 3D Doritos

    • NICK CCC

      So this is how they began the dorito tacos at Taco Bell…..

    • ArmsCantStretch

      How can anyone hate that job?

    • zepolcire

      I am going to need two liters of Mr. Pibb and my all Rush mix tape to clean this up.

    • https://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

      How about a photo tour of your plant ??
      I would be an eyegasm !!

  • Jeremiah

    #24 can sweep my chimney any day!

    • vindi


    • Sooty Snatch

      Is that like tossing your salad?

    • zimzum

      or smoke your stack

    • Eze_Kiel

      Chim chim-en-ney Chim chim-en-ney Chim chim chim ch-Find Her!

      • moving on

        god that was dumb.

      • longshot421

        Hahahaha! Awesome.

    • Andy

      Ok, she is hot! However, who does work like that where you get that much soot all over your face and NOT wear eye protection. Her eyes should be watering tar at that point. She is hot, so any argument I have is invalid!

      • Anon

        Um, look at the pic again. You can see where there are two dots of "clean" on the bridge of her nose. She obviously had glasses on and took them off for pic.

    • Biggus Diccus

      I'd clean her off with my tongue, then immediately puke all of the soot up….still worth it

    • pretty smile

      …..If you know what I mean

    • Jerry

      I think we need to have the Chive Find Her.

    • bov

      For the love of all that is holy….MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can't leave it like that?!?!? Even Swedish chimney sweeps be hot, dayum!

  • Martin_McFly

    #1 Sometimes accepting the challenge just doesn't work for you…

    • AJ's

      Reppin Saskatchewan with that bridge collapse

      • tapsnapornap

        Big surprise…

    • Zen

      Lol this was in lloydminster, I live there. We had to reroute our trucks. Caused a heck of a hassle

  • Martin_McFly

    #10 Not broken, just in "My People Need Me" mode.

    • BillmothafuckinCosby

      Well played sir.

    • Si1entStatic

      could also be a new "Drug Cartel underground route" or Mole Man express

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      It's in "Husband driving home after visiting a strip club" mode.

      – Fan testimonial: "[reserved for future use]"

      • DaddyD

        Nope. Although that route would also ignore roads, there is no chance it would be a straight line.

        Now … husband driving TO strip club … that might be a straight line.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Damn, you don't get it…. That's OK, you'll lose your virginity some day…

          But arghhh, I had such high hopes for you! I even have you in my Fan Testimonial Database!

          – Fan testimonial: "I was going to post the same comment. I may have to kill myself. – DaddyD"

          • Paula_

            You suck

            I had such high hopes for you!

      • Quasimofo

        No strip clubs in East Ridge TN. I can personally attest to that.

        • goon

          but there are hookers aplenty. not very attractive, but a lot to choose from.

    • uh huh

      helicopter mode … preferably with Israeli army pilot … stop along the way … mind wanders off …

  • Trav1121

    #25 haha where can I buy one of those LMDs?!

  • BostonChiver.

    #4 is a tasty situation.

    • NICK CCC

      Make them into tacos and let someone else deal with them!!

  • SaltLakeChiver


    Who stole my afternoon brew out of the fridge this time? Speak up fucker!

    • Lil John

      Who would steal Milwaukee's Best? Jeez man.

      • SaltLakeChiver

        Somebody with low standards.

        • Si1entStatic

          hey the company's beer selection is directly proportional to their profit margin…….. I'd quite soon

  • DemonDan

    #5 I could work on, er, with her all day….

  • chrisc

    New shirts suck

    • Woody

      I'm a dude, and those shirts are so thin, my nips show….i dont wanna be featured on the burn your bra post….

    • Tonto74

      I know of a company that would supply higher quality for the same price….inquire within Chive

    • Trav1121

      Why is the Johnny 5 one on that awful grey? I want that one but the grey is a dealbreaker. How about some navy or even purple? Diversify, Chive! Color varieties ftw!

      • Mr. Donkey_Punch

        Not only more colors … how about some 3XLs (man size)? We big guys would like the shirts too! I wrote you guys a couple of times and the response I got was "we're working on those sizes" … Yeah, I can see that you are! WTF!!!

        • Juice

          You could work on your size too.

          • soopadoopa


  • Trav1121

    #4 5 second rule! For the love of God, hurry!

  • Lucas

    # 6 i work at that Safeway that that picture was taken from i didn't know i had any fellow Chivers at work!!

    • Cumming


    • gusto

      Should have just written Pen15 like the old days.

    • Imzkid

      What if it was a customer?


  • Woody

    #1 i HATE when that happens…

    • Si1entStatic

      Ever been so mad you ripped a bridge off it's foundation with a trailer-ed excavator??

      actually I wanna know what was holding the excavator to the trailer……. damn.

      • Timbo

        We don't fuck around in Lloydminster

  • Neil

    <img src="http://www.fitnessfoodlist.com/news/dailynews/news.jpg">I also hate my job,but I have to keep body and soul together somehow.<img src="http://www.fitnessfoodlist.com/news/dailynews/newsl.jpg"&gt;

  • Spencer_on_Fire


    Whatever you were doing……you were just too awesome. KCCO

    • Hugh Jorgan

      Also, now they have to pay her severance!

      • LucretiusCarus

        You don't usually get a severance when you're fired…

      • CopaceticGeek

        If it's the US, she can now apply for unemployment.

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      Or she really sucked at her job.

  • PodexPerfectusSum

    #18 – best looking chivette so far…

    • sucka

      She's not even the best looking in this thread.

      • Trav1121

        Agreed! See next comment.

    • JP1-0

      Every chivette deserves a thumbs UP. She's a cutie, and work is overrated. KCCO, a better opportunity will turn up.

    • Jim


  • MrCCG


  • jimstarswagg

    #26 the best beer box samurai I have ever seen.

    • bobby

      casual fridays?

    • Biggus Diccus

      My Natty Knight costume looked like I was drunk when I made it….because I was.

    • Donatello

      I see Shredder

      • BlameTheUFOs

        Shredder (Oroku Saki) is a samurai…

  • ASHley :)


  • Lolzitron

    #5 I'm sure that all her co-workers love the job

  • Oltimey

    #24 moar moar moar moar moar moar moar moar moar moar moar moar moar moar moar moar moar moar .

    • Baxpin

      She is fascinating

    • Ray

      I bet she is a good-looking lady when she isn't covered in ash.

      • Jeff

        You're an idiot! Obviously she looks good not covered in ash because she's hot covered in ash.

    • Smash

      you like dirty girls HUH….me too

    • youlickballs

      learn how to spell

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #4 They'll sell them anyway.

    • 2Dogs

      yup, in "party mix"-known fact

  • SuperDanMan4290

    #26 – Awesome!


    • dumb

      why do you sign your name after every comment…we can see your name.

      • SuperDanMan4290 72p

        Because I'm a big pile of gay.


  • bobby

    #18 awesome! now you get to collect unemployment benefits!

    • economist

      typical American reply…

      • RobsterCraws

        economist– I'm American and initially wanted to get mad at your comment. However, I'm really tired of the Obama-supporter thought process. Thank you for your comment and thumbs up.

        • Osgood62

          You and your employer pay into the unemployment compensation fund, it's not like asking for extra money, so your comment shows your ignorance. Notice I did not say stupidity. KCCO!

          • Real American

            No you idiot. Only your employer pays into the fund. You don't, at least not out of your paycheck. And if you had any business sense, you'd know that your employer doesn't really pay the tax, they just charge customers more for their services so they can cover taxes.

            So this girl, who is now suspended/fired (whatever the shit that means) shouldn't have a right to unemployment insurance if she was suspended/fired for being a crappy worker. So she can KCCO all she wants, but that better include looking for work.

      • drea619

        yup way easier to collect unemployment benes, and why is everyone hating on that? you and your employer pay into an account for that so its your right as a tax paying citizen to receive unemployment benefits and secondly with this shitty ass economy and high unempolyment rates its likely that even if she works really hard to find another gig, she will probably have to collect at least a few month's worth of benefits to support her cool ass self untill she lands a new job.
        dont talk about ish you dont understand—- BAM!

    • Biggus Diccus

      That's if you are layed off, you can't collect if fired.

      • drea619

        there's no real rule in cali, its easier when you get fired or laid off but ive collected after quitting a job i hated before. your employer has to deny your benefits and even then you can still fight them for it.

  • Rye

    #1. Trying to figure out what happened. Is that a bridge?

    • Nikki

      The backhoe being hauled by a semi was too tall to make it under the overpass

      • DBART14

        not to tall, boom as set on the wrong angle and caught the bridge. BTW everyone, this is NOT a backhoe, it is a EXCAVATOR!!!

    • Jason

      Yes this was a train bridge in Lloyminster, Saskatchewan, Canada. I drove by a couple hours after it happened. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/story/

    • ernie scar

      they also loaded the equipment backwards. right, i didn't know it mattered either. had it been the other way, the design of the equipment would have made the arm collapse rather than arch back and pull down the train bridge.

    • Sharq

      #1 are u the driver? Yes it appears it is a bridge. Now give the keys back to daddy.

    • jr.

      I haul trackhoes like this everyday if the driver had put the boom down on the trailer this would never have happened.

    • jordan

      this happened just outside of loydminster alberta, that's a train bridge that they decided needed to be moved.. Shut down highway 16 for sometime

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