I know, I know, another real-life doll girl….yes (31 Photos)

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  • Strapplesauce

    1st

    • snooze

      You want a fucking certificate with that?

    • Dave

      Sweet, another resume worthy moment the next time you walk in to get a job….

    • Dale

      Gay

    • Timbo

      Is it just me – or would you guys bang the hell outta this doll AT LEAST ONCE.

      A – She looks real
      B- She dresses SUPER hawt
      C- She won't talk back.
      D- You could probably make her swallow.
      E- Up the butt.
      F- Feels life-like

      • whosyopapi

        She looks pretty decent in a few of the pics (and by decent i mean normal), and I guess it would be better than fucking a sex doll… but that's about it

        #4 #11 #22

    • stev

      What, no pics of her in the kitchen?

      • RobsterCraws

        Do you think she is dishwasher safe?

    • 71RM23

      Its sad that out of millions of sperm, you won.

    • http://www.facebook.com/sykofun Evie Rose

      ……on your dads cock

    • guest

      She would make a F*CKING FORTUNE in pron.

    • First

      Poeple STILL dont realise that you get downvoted for saying first

    • j22

      Good job sir. you are a gentleman and a scholar.

      • Bender

        Snob…lol

    • Brad

      Still has more range than Kristen Stewart.

  • murphy pendleton

    #18 …. could you guys imagine walking into a dark room and seeing her sitting in a chair? pure terror

    • Jak

      If the room is dark you wouldn't see her..

      • G00SE

        Dark doesn't mean pitch black…

        • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

          RIDDICK!!!

    • Jed

      She should draw lines that go from the side of her mouth straight down to her chin. Then she'd look like a ventriloquist dummy.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        why is no one else jumping on the chance to make a fisting joke?

    • LucretiusCarus

      She still has more emotional range than Kristen Stewart.

    • Critic

      Walking into a dark room and seeing her sitting in a chair? I saw a porn vid once that started just like that

    • Anon

      After watching an episode of House the other night that dealt with a weird dude and his "real doll" girlfriend, this makes me even more thankful that I have a "real woman".

    • eric cartman

      I'd still crash

    • Aoi

      I´d hit it 😀

    • Bishop

      Terror?
      More like boner time!

      • THEONEDOOD

        Fear boner

    • Jules

      Kill it! Kill it with fire!

    • Gabe

      and then move three feet closer in the same position when you look away…

  • etcrr

    No more please no more this is a new form of torture

    • Trav1121

      Agreed! This shit is awful! 😦

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      This ^

      Seriously. These posts are going to give me nightmares.

    • Lowrent75

      Fucking Creeptastic.

    • I hate etcrr

      from the neck down she is hot! I would totally fuck, but I'm sure she has some serious psychological issues so it would just be a week long porn session!

      etcrr couldn't even bribe his own hand into touching his dick so anything that makes him think about sex is torture

    • TheAutomaticMan

      #16 Yeah…. i don't get it dude….. i just….. i don't even….

    • nico

      You should like because boobs.

      • SLy_C

        There are some things boobs can not make up for.

  • Jebus

    Eeeeewwwww

    • ....

      She looks creepy in most of them but in #17 she looks very sexy

    • Birdhaus32

      Great bewbage, still creepy as fuck

  • sbowles

    Very creepy….

    • Lev

      There is death in her soulless eyes.

    • winfields

      She's not very hard to find… (c'mon Bob)
      Here is her website http://www.amatue21.com

      I'll continue stalking 🙂

    • :-p

      Creepy, yes… but breasts.

  • Oregon_country

    #3 I would put a bag over her head, then do her.

    • DanielJamesMorrison

      Why the bag? I think she is super fine.

      • Ken

        Yeah, I don't get it… I think she is hot and has an amazing body!

        • whosyopapi

          So you're into girls who weigh 80 pounds and force themselves to puke after they eat a carrot? She's all yours, man

          • Riley Freeman

            I'm into girls. This one just so happens to weigh 80 pounds and [might] force herself to puke after eating a carrot.

          • maraloc

            Oh look, someone has different tastes than you do, let's make fun of them.

            • whosyopapi

              I'm not making fun of him at all. If that's what he's into I have no problem with that. I'm just pointing out that a normal person doesn't look like that

              • Fidel Barto

                Anorexia isnt something funny or an argument of hotness! Thanks to people thinking like you young girls commit suicide or die from it!

      • diggler

        She is fine…just wipe that make up off her face…..I'd toss her salad

        • Barry McKokkinner

          hahahahaha, well put man.

      • Oregon_country

        She's pretty, just her doll face creeps me th f*%k out.

    • WTF

      portland haha

    • truth

      Is it just me or do we all want to see her naked???

      • Barry McKokkinner

        not just you. I'm sure there are things that can be done to snap her out of doll-face-mode.

      • SLy_C

        Something tells me she's probably not anatomically correct…

    • GlibTongue

      You ever consider that she might just act like a doll during sex too? Motionless, not blinking?

  • sqott

    Why does Chive keep posting these? Are yall out of hot girl related ideas?

    • dollterror

      Because Bob is literally the worst "author" at the chive

      • Doctor_What

        Yep.

        • BettyDoll

          Don't speak like this humans. i only want to be dressed up and taken to shows and treated like a real lady.

    • Gotta be fresh.

      Doll looks more real than a lot of the girls the Chive keeps posting. Just saying.

  • MattKL

    God damn these are creepy.

    • boobs

      sexy* these are sexy

    • mojo77

      I misread the post, and was looking at these thinking it was a doll set up in real life poses

  • Wickedslick

    Is there a rule that you have to be freakishly skinny to be a "real-life doll"?

    • Nate

      Some of these "dolls" are creepy enough as it is. Do you really wanna see an obese "doll" standing there eating a twinky? I mean…might as well put sexiness in it

      • fibonacci5150

        well now they gotta find an obese twinky eating real doll to end it all

    • SMACKDADDYSUPREME

      i don't think they make lane bryant dolls.

    • Dave

      That's something a fat girl would ask.

    • Etown

      I don't think it's a rule, but until they make 'McDonald's lovin Barbie' , there aren't many options

  • Th3Instruct0r

    Why?!?!

    • teddy b

      Hey…why not? other than not being able to make sammiches… damn near the perfect woman….

  • Square

    These "doll" chicks are creeping me out. Thank god it's Hump Day! That will set things right!

  • Chupacabra

    I think she's hot. Bear in mind that I have mild brain damage and a parakeet who tries to eat my face. #6

    • https://www.facebook.com/phoss Philip Foss

      i'd let her buy me dinner

    • Ken

      Think her name is Kotakoti

      • DubStu

        Nah, Kotakoti is one of the names of that other freak from earlier this week; Dakota Rose.

    • fact

      want to see her nudes!!!!

    • Mrs_Conejo

      this photo is the most incredible. she really looks like a freaking doll.
      i can't help but wonder if she likes going through all of this. It must take her an eternity to "get ready."
      just a day off from primping must be a vacation.

    • Curly

      best reply I've seen on Chive in a while

  • WTF!!!

    Im a barbi girl in a barbie world Im made of plastic

    • Reginaguy

      that's not funny at all, aqua was a really good band.

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Cant belive it took this far down to see that comment

  • Terrance_

    This is an extremely strange and creepy "fad" that I hope soon ceases to exist…oh the nightmares that will ensue.

  • jag

    She's so impossibly thin (e.g., #7) that I'm mostly just concerned for her health.

    • chiveraliver

      just cuz sheez not a FAT chivette?

    • Dolly

      lol..I know, I worry about my daughters Barbie all the time too, how can I fatten her up..

    • Dr_StrangePants

      if she tripped walking up the stairs, she wouldn't be able to get back up w/o breaking her leg in 2 places.

      • assman

        if she tripped walking up the stairs she would probably bounce off them big beautiful bolt ons right back up to standing again

    • shitfaced

      She's so impossibly than that I'm mostly just concerned about my boner exploding.

    • Doc

      I agree. My diagnosis would probably include Anorexia Nervosa, Narcissistic personality disorder, and maybe a sprinkling of daddy issues. Oh, I forgot about that time she was molested by her uncle jim-bob and he told her to "Lay there and look all pretty, like a barbie doll".

    • https://www.facebook.com/likemikey69 Mike Przewlocki

      Agreed, there's such thing as TOO thin and she definitely falls into that category.

  • JerseyGuy

    There's so much not right about this, not least that a real doll is better traveled than I am.

  • Turbodude

    I have the strangest porcelain boner right now…

  • realzoo

    Not interested…kinda creepy. #10 Find her friend…..

    • bojangles

      really???????????? rather never see either of them in my lifetime!

    • Woyteck

      Her friend looks a bit like the actress playing Cersei Lannister.

      I`d hit this dolly without a second of hesitation.

  • http://BeerAndStupidity.blogspot.com/ BeerAndStupidity

    #16 That's a horror movie right there…

    • 0331

      Kind of freaks me out in a turned on sort of way. You know, the what was I thinking , just before I went back in.

    • r47

      I thought this one was quite cool … =s

    • enovygod

      Or the makings of an awesome porno.

      • Barry McKokkinner

        DING DING DING!! just what I was thinking.

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      quick, hand me the flamethrower!

    • scott

      HOLY $HiT!!!! it's a whole gang of em…. :p

    • Lufkin

      Fembots

      • Jen

        looks like they got nose jobs to make their faces look like that.

  • Mike

    #31 She's already in the woods… this creepy abomination is just a shovel-smack and shallow grave away from being your next victim!

  • nightshift29

    id hit it……twice

    • 123sdwqe

      word

      • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

        dig.

    • MartiniSteve

      I'd take sloppy seconds on that. Or thirds…

    • zunebeatsipod

      My EXACT words! Well said.

  • mooseknuckle907

    with comments like that i'm sure you use your hands to pleasure yourself

    • Derp

      Why don't dolls smile?

      • DubStu

        +1

        If these freaks tried smiling they'd 100% more fuckable…

        • DubStu

          *be

  • https://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

    I like real woman with natural boobs, doesn't mather if they are big or small

    • nickgroeneveld

      i like boobs

      • bobby

        boobs rool! I like boobs, too!

    • assman

      I like non fat girls, and you know if she was in front of you begging for it you wouldn't hesitate "I like real women" if you said that to her face, she would probably laugh at you because you are obviously not man enough to handle it, probably barely man enough to handle your own "real" woman….she's cheating on you with a more alpha male for sure

    • Tony

      hers boobs look like they are hard as rock.

    • bruh

      A cups suck!

  • jer

    I would, shes not that bad… bewbs

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=79300820 Erik Plate

    Kill them! Kill them with fire!

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