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  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    FfffJjjJiiIiIHhHHHHhhhHHhHAHHAHAaAHAHAhaarrrSttSTSTTT!!!1!
    Of coure, hmpf!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "Holy shit that is fn' HILARIOUS!!! That made my week, and quite possibly my month! Thank you so much for that!"- Fan testimonial: "You are a comedic genius Paula. It's really just that simple. :)"

    • homo

      Paul you should suck it

      • billiam

        i dont get it, why do we hate paula?

    • Tom

      poor girl loves making this website about herself.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        It's my fucking site so, may I? Pretty please?

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "Waiting all day to see your comments. Just made my boring day. – COCO"

        • Shitty Bitch

          I knew she was Bob

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            I never said I was Bob!

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

      • d1sturbed91

        This is why we can't have nice things…

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      I was almost impressed you managed to include two whole testimonials and still beat all the other trolls to first.

      But then you went and spelled course wrong.

      • st33

        You know she had it prepared ready to paste into the comments. Oh, Paula….You dirty pirate hooker.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Ow fuck, well… that's what you get when you're in a hurry.

        Still faster than most Chivers though!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Care for a free drink? Come to NYC… soon…

        • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

          NYC is far. Get the boys to come to Boston.

    • Black6dog

      How come none of your fans have names? Do they not want people to know they like you? Maybe….*Keaun Reeves meme* I'm the only person who doesn't like you cause everyone else is a secret fan.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Well they do, but I can be discrete every meow and then… Like the "You provide a necessary spark to our site" fan testimonial… guess where that came from hMMMM?

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "I wish I could give you 2 very enthusiastic thumbs up for that Paula. You gave me a good laugh 😀 – MissChris"

        • Kalamona

          It is just fuckin sad bitch,fuckin sad.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1452925272 Iesha Smith

      This comment immediately pissed me off. I didn't even finish reading it and I was ready to steal all of your shoes and scatter Legos throughout your house.

    • Uhhh

      Hahaha good job Paula

      Go pats?

    • jf34

      kill it. kill it with fire

    • http://www.facebook.com/James.D24 James Dobry

      Chive… One does not simply let Paula back in. You must swingeth the ban hammer!!!

  • menno

    Would you like some "apple chuice" gotta love the mennonites and their sweet accents! #7

    • tralfaz

      I did not know mennonites had accents, I gotta get out more.

      • DaddyD

        Everyone has an accent. Even you.

        • Herb

          Amish. Minnonites can drive cars.

          What goes Clop, clop, clop, clop, BANG! Clop, clop, clop, clop…..

          Amish drive-by shooting

          • BigSoren

            What do you call an Amishman with his hand up a horses's ass?
            A Mechanic.

  • hark1985

    #1 I just died in your arms tonight… must of been something you said

    • https://www.facebook.com/chaoticbeauty6 Tatiana Campuzano

      hahaha great caption!

    • rich

      best comment of the day, Hark.

    • 650

      I don't give a hoot about hound dogs. Get off of my arthritic shoulder – I'm trying to enjoy my creamed spinach and watch Matlock in peace.

    • bandeti

      "If you don't get this gay f**k off of me I'm going to stab him in the head with my fork!"

    • SadeShadz

      hahahaha xD

    • G.N.

      "must have"

      my work here is done…

  • hark1985

    #15 meanwhile in Russia

    • Dammit

      Lovin the moose knuckle

      • hm.

        I bet you are..

      • dude miller

        I must break u…

    • darsh

      a toll is a toll… a roll is a roll

      • Si1entStatic

        if we don't get no toll…. then we can't have our roll I see someone else saw Men in tights last night as well……..

    • Yep

      Mr. Incredible.

    • Underbaker

      Maybe it's me (it usually is) but where does a guy who looks like he is about 6 ft 8 in (or taller) find pants that make him look like a child wearing his dads pants?

      • SALADFINGERS1

        It's not you my friend, you're right. ( and you usually are )

        • Underbaker

          Thanks friend, but I know I'm wrong plenty of times, just ask my wife. 🙂

    • Yeppp

      #15

      <img src="http://i48.tinypic.com/35mjcjn.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

    • sixdeadelves

      any higher he'd be in danger of hanging himself

    • steve

      Brendan Fraser??

    • HODOR

      HODOR

  • Rick

    #16 Wtfux?! I dont get it O_o

    • Meowmix

      it took me 5 minutes of watching to realize the thing the dinosaur treads over is her face and hair flattened out

      • Jake

        Is that a dinosaur? I thought it as a dog.

    • steve

      sometimes when i close my eyes i lose all sense of proportions kinda like this. its quite trippy

      • 340

        I've had nightmares like that.

    • C C

      I think a dog just sacrificed itself to kill a Kardashian.

      Thank you dog!

    • StarznSkullz

      Yea me neither… probably the stupidest thing I've seen… while #8 however is one of the best!!!

  • hark1985

    #2 Mother Fucking Balloons bitch

    • Idk

      So I says to tha broad… I'm going to put my dragon in your beaver and deflower you…amirite?

    • Underbaker

      Gave me flashbacks to entering Toon Town in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

      • Nobody

        Looks like the little guy from American Pickers

    • StarznSkullz

      Bitches Love Balloons

  • Rick

    #24 Distubringly makes me feel inferior on all realms

    • A.Einstein

      Thank you. I worked hard for that look.

      • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

        the man himself

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    #19 No context, just lots and lots of therapy

    • TSwan

      Chive is getting their money's worth out of this one!

  • JacksSmirkingRevenge

    #1 Granny's gonna kill him with fire. From her eyes.

  • SolidusSnake420

    #8 here we see the extremely rare slothgoat of …….India……why not

    • Nigeria

      dudes black.

      • Frank

        I take it black people are not allowed in India?

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #13 Tu-ba fett?? BTW, I know it's not a tuba.

    • tralfaz

      and not Boba Fett.

    • Apol

      that is a tuba…

      • Underbaker

        Ummm I was about to try and be a smart ass by showing you a picture of a tuba, but after I did a google image search on tubas I found you were absolutely correct, but I think when most non-musical people think of a tuba they think of this. <img src="http://www.woodbrass.com/images/woodbrass/YSH-411+YAMAHA.jpg&quot; width="300">

        • Apol

          Lol yeah I figured most think of that one. No idea why I know there are 2 kinds. Jr. High band was 8 9 years ago for me haha

        • figleaf

          Your picture displays a Sousaphone

          • Underbaker

            You are correct but it can also be called tuba and is most common in marching bands where most of us remember them from high school football games.

        • Jason

          Is the original picture a Tuba or a Baritone?

          • PianoFingers

            Most definitely a baritone. Could also be called a euphonium, a tenor tuba, a Bb-saxhorn, and probably some other names too..
            The sousaphone is however not to be called anything else. Any decent tuba player will loathe the sousaphone, except for marching/standing purposes.

    • morebeer

      In my head I read "Its not a tuba" in arnold's voice

      • norte85

        Whelp…that pretty much made my day right there. Thank you for that.

  • *****

    鲸鱼的阴道

    • Moony

      Good point

    • Billy

      What kind of keyboard are you using?

    • rich

      San Diego?

    • Lowrent75

      English Motherfucker! Do you speak it? -Jules

      • Friar Tuck

        What?

        • tralfaz

          Say what one more time I dare you.

          • Lowrent75

            I double dare you! And Oddly enough the Bad Motherfucker wallets came back today.

          • Anon

            What?

    • Ron Burgandy

      ahhhhhhhh, San Diego.

    • Underbaker

      桃花鱼阴茎

    • darsh

      a whales vagina

  • tv_paul

    #13

    Damn the man…save the Empire!

  • https://www.facebook.com/chaoticbeauty6 Tatiana Campuzano

    #4 looks like something Tim Burton would create

    • morebeer

      +1 for hot profile picture

  • darsh

    #1 Fucking hipsters.

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #8 Date night in Mogadishu.

    • etcrr`s goat

      Save me !!

  • tralfaz

    #8

    one must feel the force flow thru him.

    • itstrue

      Etcrr taking the love of his life out on a date.

  • F3n1x187

    Computing Pi

  • JacksSmirkingRevenge

    #11 Musta got punched. Maybe Donkey Punched

    • thedude325

      Soon….

    • TomatoTipper

      You just ruined this picture for me.

  • CC Josh

    Im guessing that #2 just reeks of vagina…

  • Jake

    #16 Makes total sense, and is not disturbing at all.

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      what in the fuck is this?

      • Emily

        I think it's a Chriddof animation. Look up ChriddofArchives on youtube and you will find more like it!

  • frankus

    #21 this one time at band camp…

  • SadeShadz

    #1 Fucking hilarious!!!!! xD
    #23 Had to look at this twice, wtf!!!!!

  • FuckUSD

    #2 hahahahahaha

  • DubU2Death

    #5 Ive seen this pic like 20 times in the last 2 weeks on here???

    • Spacey

      Is that a question?

    • Revenite

      Stop reading the same post over and over.

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