Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • meantux

    LATE!!!!!!

    • meantux

      #34 all better

    • Showtime

      Can we find these girls?

    • JustSayin'

      Yeah but it takes time to find all of this stuff that was posted everywhere else on the internet three days ago.

      • D-Gip

        Worth the wait to track those two down

    • Yup

      Who gives a shit!!

    • THEPOOP

      REAL WINNERS EAT FROM THE TOILET, I AM WOOPIE GOLDBURG EVERTONE LOOK OUT AND BOW TO ME AND SUFFER.

      • WOOPIE GOLDBURG

        THATS IT TIME TO POOP ALL OVER THE FLOORS

  • Slick_Nick

    well worth it
    #40

    • Martin_McFly

      I forgot my own name, she's so hot!

      • Slick_Nick

        I forgot how to speak for a moment there

        • Riddik

          I forgot that rape was illegal

    • Ummagumma

      We've seen the Chive preempt a post before…they probably should've done it with this one. This pic is going to blow up the DAR comments.

    • 650
    • Steven

      i think its.safe to say that the chivers want moar!

    • PenthouseTommy

      Well, I don't have to wait until I go to sleep tonight for drool to run out of the corner of my mouth. AMAZING!!!!

      • Nope

        Should see them without the handbra 🙂

        • Alex

          I do every day

    • yzerguy

      "it"? You mean jail time b/c she's too young? Just so we're clear, I'm NOT complaining… SO hot. If she's not age of majority well then… ah… yeah…

      • Slick_Nick

        well worth the DAR being late.

    • SavoyStud

      MOAR!!!!

  • damnyou

    #45 I recognize that tattoo!

    • ghostdog1977

      from where? Inquiring minds want to know.

    • fearthecacti

      Pinky, your Tumblr doesn't work, and a little piece of my heart dies every day because of this.

      • Blogninja

        INDEED

    • longshot421

      You can step on my wah anytime. 😉

    • Ummagumma

      It's been too long, Pinky.

    • moar boar

      Literally said 'holy fuck'

  • polarize

    Well the DAR was late, but then #40, #45 and #48 happened

  • hump

    #40 made it worth the wait

  • Bdick

    Fuck like third

    • Randy Randson

      …what?!

      • https://www.facebook.com/Justbad311 Justin Rutherford

        He doesn't even know what he was trying to say…

  • IM_ON_A_B0AT

    #12 DAMN!!!!!

    • Willy

      I Second That!

    • gedda_g

      I like the shadow.

      • Free Willy

        I second that!

    • marcfitz0528

      Hell yeah finally a woman from my state of Louisiana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Mee

      MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • PenthouseTommy

      Made it worth the wait!!! LOVE THIS!!! That is an ASS that broke the mold…

      #12

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000205342978 Chris Dougay

      i wanna know what part of LA

    • Asslove

      #12 her ass is so sweet, it makes a heart shape on the floor.

      • Always Last

        Wait until she finds out her boyfriend sent this in……..bet somebody won't be getting any for a while.

  • sconnie22

    Late Hump DAR. 😦

    • ya kent

      #31 is so fake, come on chive dont fall for that shit

  • perry

    #49

    Well she did ask nicely…

    • Brian

      Annnnyyyyyything she wants.

    • Kodos

      make this happen

    • deg

      Yes! Hear Hear!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=825925444 Mike Keller

      I think this should happen. oh and more importantly Moar plz

    • Nathan

      Green eyes, yes!

      • I LOVE LIQUOR

        Green and Hazel are best!

    • Jimmy

      Awesome idea! If Cayse will post again then hell yes please MOAR!

    • JohnnyBoy

      The smile that launched a thousand ships.

      Good god you are pretty, woman!

    • JF Dayton

      (green) Eye completely concur; Make it so!!!

    • assman

      green eyed girl…you are shit hot, ass high spankable, complete and agreeable (if you can name the movie then you are wifey)

    • Travis

      Make this post happen and make all those blue and brown eyed girls green with envy.

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      I'm going to second (third, 12th?) this nomination. Go green!

    • Anon

      FUCK and YES!!!

    • OpMongoose

      I have green eyes. But I swear when I saw her eyes my heart skipped a beat!

    • hernan

      she read my mind

  • BabyFarts Magizax

    #5 #45 #40 #35 #28 #15 #12 I ❤ ALL YOUR HUMPS!! I ❤ HUMP DAR!!!!

    • moogle

      #35 I wish I could see her face when someone comes in and says, "I saw your ass on the Chive!"

  • IM_ON_A_B0AT

    #40 ohhh maaaa GAWWWWW

  • sticky

    messi

    • not sticky

      unbelievable

      • sticky

        68 goals?! unreal

  • Michael G

    #3 that's how i pick up chicks…

    • Unfkngblvbl

      this is not the hump we tuned in for today.

    • steeb2er

      "I farted on you, so that means we're married now. Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

    • HatBomb

      And now she has pink eye…

    • Fish

      Not a New York Subway car. Must be Canada.

    • TDub66

      Hey babuh, come and get you some!

  • Whoopi_G

    #49 Hot damn!

    • Christian

      Yes please.

  • thekoog

    #49

    Hi I like you.

  • http://www.thechive.com Jared S

    #40 how far from where you are to where i am…

    • JAFitC

      If you have to ask, it is measured in parsecs.

    • Alex

      She lives in Dallas

    • Guest

      How far from where I am to where I will soon be?

      • Alex

        Never gonna happen bud sorry

  • BabyFarts Magizax

    #2 Bosh'd

    • Definitely

      Some people hate the guy but he can ball and he sure knows how to crash an interview. Always clowning LeBron too.

      • gary

        nah they hate him cause he cant

    • kc1

      Like a bosh!!

  • I_am_golf_c0m

    #28 … John Deere the penthouse for farmers

    • Gabe

      hilary fisher

    • Dylan

      Hillary Fisher. Google the shit out of her. You're welcome.

    • mbomb

      She better watch out, I heard some chicks catch Chlaymydia from tractors.

      • robbie_R

        And you call THAT the tractor story?

  • Nick

    #49 I love you

    • Doug

      Yea that girl is stunning. I literally have never said this on the Chive comments but…."MOAR!!!!" Literally my favorite chick that's been posted here

      • i heart chivettes

        Incredible smile, beautiful lips, amazing tush, and gorgeous eyes. What a stunner! Thank you for brightening our day Cayse. #48 #49

        • 2packin

          she does have a gorgeous face, but only a guy w a small dick would call that tiny ass "amazing"

          • Skylar

            Oh yeah? Cool story bro. lol. Why don't you take your lame comment and go troll under a bridge somewhere! 🙂

            • 3packin

              cool story bro? troll? It must suck 2 be such an unoriginal douchewad-

    • epropst90

      my thoughts exactly!

  • Yeah Buddy

    Sad day for Junior Seau… I can't believe he shot himself in the chest here.

    • Sad

      Dude tried it back in 2010… Must have had some demons that wouldn't let go. Sad deal

    • Seau Fan

      RIP 55

    • http://drdrai.blogspot.com too soon

      if only he could have seen this hump day dar…

    • jer

      to abd the coward left 3 kids and a wife behind

      • jer

        my bad, sorry. didn't me to submit.

  • jason ace

    my boss laughed so hard at #41 there is now diet coke all over my monitor

    • Unfkngblvbl

      you have a cool boss.

    • Chunk Pants

      I like the way you do business sir

    • yesigetit

      Didn't she have a C-section?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GW22sAElpE JESSE

      She needs to be Euthanized. At least take her kids away

    • SirFAPSaLOT

      mixing with jizz from previous faps, you sir must have one sticky keyboard.

    • TheAutomaticMan

      Easily one of the top 3 funniest things i have seen on theChive

      • jaynecobb2

        What is the man going to do Jump in Head First or Feet First

    • frictionless fuck

      like throwing a hot dog down a hallway…..pointless. Someone will toss off to it though

  • TheUChiver

    #18 yes, yes I have. #20 one of the most beautiful women ever. #33 we have a winner!

    • MAX

      #33 has won my heart

      • mike

        is Veronica Ricci

    • Meowmix

      *Sofia. Spell the beauty's name right and give that bitch some respect. Bitches love respect

  • bob_the_cook

    “Miss Watermelons” in the previous post was a good excuse, but #33, #40, #45 are also acceptable.

    #35, please say in the West Portland area…

    #49 HELL YES!

    • MAX

      #33 SO MUCH MOAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • mike

      these girls blow miss watermelons out of the water…..melons..

    • LucretiusCarus

      Yay for Hesser college, or whatever.

  • IM_ON_A_B0AT

    #33 LOVE HUMP DAY DAR!

    • MAX

      SO MUCH MOAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • MAX

        SO MUCH MOAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        (yes i know i already posted this. but i cant help myself)

    • LoneOsprey

      Veronica Ricci .. google her NSFW

  • Whoopi_G

    #33 Find her and have her send in MOAR.

    • Lev

      I will allow it.

    • MAX

      SO MUCH MOAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      (yes i know i already posted this. but i cant help myself)

    • Mando

      Who is this????

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      Agreed, make her Chivette of the Week!

    • Jason

      Could be Lucy Collett. Cant tell for sure.

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