Daily Afternoon Randomness (51 Photos)

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  • Devon Marx

    #51

    Hi, I love you.

    • JustSayin'

      Dear chick in this picture,

      Writing shit on your hand may introduce contaminents into the surgical area.

      Thanks

      • Dom

        Hey idiot … They make surgical markers that they use on and inside of patients. P.s she isn't scrubbed in.

        …. Chick in picture …. Hot!

        • SigEpChiver

          Id like to be inside fer patients!

          LOL

          • I bet

            Sig Ep Chivers from around the country are completely fucking embarrassed by you.

      • Todd

        Get ur shit straight pal. I'm looking at a hott surgeon and you see pen on her hand. Let me guess you live in your parents basement and are forever single.
        Sincerely
        Straight Horney guy

        • vvv

          only gay guys have to specify that they are 'straight horney'

    • mrb

      The desperation is ridiculous

    • Justin

      I hate 'Grey's Anatomy'

    • ChiTownFlow

      MOOOAR!

    • RonPaul2012

      I bet plenty of guys have "chived" on that hand.

    • CA Chiver

      Good lord. This woman is unbelievably beautiful! Please if you read this submit more photos.

      • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

        i really hope shes not reading this.

    • Chasito Bandito

      Notice how the Chivettes with credible, professional jobs don't need to take slutty pictures? Yes.. some of you are hot, but a dentist assistant is nothing to brag about.

      • JESSE

        you're kind of a pretentious fuck aren't you. Not everyone wants the "prestige" of being some asshole lawyer you prick.

    • sdmd

      an M.D. chivette… wow.
      Post more pics, and your info.

      • https://www.facebook.com/xrayjeeper83 Andrew Jones II

        She is hot, but where does it say she is an MD? She could be a scrub tech, or a nurse.

        • sdmd

          true… but if you click on the picture it says "a-doc"….
          she should just send more pics regardless.

    • Matt

      You can operate on me anytime! Someone stab me so this hottie can sow me up! (okay not really)

    • Martin

      #28 should meet #9, or possibly even #51

    • Xo112

      Way to go girl! You are gorgeous! ❀ πŸ˜‰

  • MICHAEL

    #4 Practice? Practice? You talking about practice?

    • SigEpChiver

      LOL

      Yeah, I bet that chick goes to Michigan. Those bitches get on there knees for a half can of natty light!

      LOL

    • winfields

      Allen Iverson, 10 year anniversary… nice work.

      • MICHAEL

        I didn't even realize this was 10 years ago today. How crazy!

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Not a game, not a game but practice? Practice? Best rant ever

    • DanSmiff

      Well done sir.. well done

      • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

        Thats Poop Room air in yo mouth

        • RonPaul2012

          Marry me, gamerkitty84.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Aw Fuck! Can't you shitheads NOT quickly post the DAR when I go to the bathroom!?? MEOW I MISSED MY "FIRST" WINDOW!!1!

    Anywaysies; #47 #48: he might, but if he doesn't it's your own damned fault!
    THUMBS DECIDE: THUMB MY POST UP IF HE GETS BACK, THUMB DOWN IF NOT!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "I was almost impressed you managed to include two whole testimonials and still beat all the other trolls to first. – MarthaJeane"

    • hark1985

      I want to give you an Alabama Hot pocket

      • mid13

        for anybody else wondering what that is, I suggest you not google it. Just take my word, it's gross.

        • fact

          OMG… too late… who does that? who would even think of that? the entire state of alabama should be pissed to be somehow associated with that

        • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

          I was hoping at least Urban Dictionary would shield me from the unsafe search on google. Nope. Still repulsed.

          • hark1985

            haha I had to say it lol

        • Annie

          of course in telling me not to I had too….GROSS

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      Somebody's trying to lower her ranking again…

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Nooo no no, just messing with the Chivers again. They're in doubt; I can feel the great disturbance in The Force.
        Do they thumb my post up in support of the slut, or,
        do they thumb it down because they are allergic to my posts…?

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – MAC! You still haven't shared!!!!!11!!

        • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

          You over estimated the chive's admiration in boobs vs. cheating.

          But then again, I think you didn't, evil genius.

    • true story

      you looked great b4 you started working out, but just the fact that you did it for him and not yourself means your fkn crazy and probably undate-able-

    • Awesome

      Why girls so dumb? Cheating on your significant other and getting dumped is not going to the friendzone. The friendzone means you have never gotten it, probably never will, and you (rightfully or wrongly) feel like you're the best person for them and they don't even realize it. Friendzoned my ass, try not cheating next time, dummy

      • Aoi

        Amen

        • Amen

          Aoi

      • BHern

        AGREED. …caps lock was the only way to say it. People have a massive misunderstanding of the friendzone.

    • Blue Balls

      My vote: Don't take her back. If she is telling the truth about a kiss breaking them apart, then he clearly cares a great deal about intimacy and trust. Somehow, I doubt he would appreciate dating a girl who has shown her bra to the internet masses.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      It's true you know, DAR was early because I went to the bathroom. Those fuckers! I heard them laugh and ran back, not even dressed again, to at least TRY to make FIRST. But damn, too late. Mac took pictures, I'm sure of it.

      Doesn't anybody feel bad for me? Or want to comfort me? Want to hug me? C'mon meow, free hugs anyone?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "Paula, theChive really wouldn't seem the same without you."

      • http://www.facebook.com/warren.c.meadows Warren Coe Meadows

        /hug

        • everyCHIVER

          shut up Warren – you disgust all.

          • joe

            lol.

    • Steven

      Cant believe it but.i agree
      Its your own fault

    • nick

      well, just speaking from being a former military member, most of them are cheats anyway, especially on deployments, good luck trying to find someone that would remain faithful. its sad but true.

    • Todd

      DONT DO IT. SHE WILL DONITA AGAIN. My advice to you is pretend your going to give it a shot then hate f#*k her once before you deploy. Never call again. You win!

    • patov40

      Man, look at these thumb downs and comments! Who knew their were so many prudes among the commenters. Raise your hand if you've NEVER done something stupid while you were drunk, hanging out with your friends. *cricket sounds* ExACTly! She had her one fuck up. Everyone should get one. It's not like she slept with him. If he doesn't give her another chance, then he's not willing to fight for the relationship, which means it was never that serious in the first place. You're a catch hon. Don't fight for someone who isn't willing to fight for you. B-)

  • Fabian

    First, from Germany πŸ˜‰

    • fact

      Seig heil!

      • Fabian

        Only Thing you Know about Germany ^^
        and Beer πŸ˜‰

      • FactCorrector

        Check your spelling.

    • Duh

      I was wrong, douche bags aren't the only ones that say "first". Apparently Nazis do too.

      • d1sturbed91

        Ow even my balls hurt from that low blow. Ill stick with douche bag for now.

      • Fabian

        Fuck you

    • DaddyD

      Still a dick. Und auch dick.

  • Alley

    #48

    Take her back? yes or no?

    THUMBS DECIDE ——–>

    • Erock

      Boo…you whore.

      • Wardog

        I highly doubt that all she did was "kiss" the bartender for her to get dumped

        • Truth

          Well, I bet her mouth was involved somehow.

          • USAF

            So the Chive has settled it for me then…

            • Truth

              But seriously, if she considers herself "friendzoned", as though she is somehow the victim…

              …she is even more of a self-absorbed bitch than if she had just banged two of your friends.

              Stay the fuck away.

              • Stu

                It was a bartender on a cruise ship and if you must know, he didn't even cum inside her.

                • RonPaul2012

                  I hope every dude drops it hard on her face for the rest of her life. Fucking skank.

            • okawesome

              I want you to trust me so I put half naked pictures of myself on the internet.

              • sploodge

                makes sense

            • truth

              no, she settled it for you two. when she tongued some other dudes mouth… and likely ball sack.
              but why be upset… this guy (or you) will walk away knowing he lost an unloyal, unloving woman… she will walk away knowing she ruined it with someone that most likely truly loved her…
              the only reason she is trying to get him back is to prove to herself she can.
              TO EVERYONE STICKING UP FOR THIS GIRL… its exactly what she wants so she can have a lineup of dudes to fuck when this guy leaves in July.

    • sdago25

      I would say no. She obviously put him in the "friend zone" first.

      • techno_viking

        He should get back with her long enough to fuck her. Then dump her ass.

        • RonPaul2012

          Anal. Only if she does anal to prove she's sorry.

          Then he should dump her

      • DoC

        Its hard to decide….I think I need her to email me naked pics before I can honestly say no πŸ˜€

    • Ben CheatedOn

      Don't care if it was a mistake! If she was in the position for cheating to happen then she obviously wasn't thinking about her guy. He's better off without this cheater.

      • Lev

        Exactly. Plus I can't figure out how she concluded that the way to prove she isn't promiscuous is to post pictures of her uncovered body in front of millions of strangers.

        • oldmanbingle

          bingo

      • Also been cheated on

        exactly! If she had respect for him she wouldn't have found herself in that situation. We don't need women so desperate for attention they'll get it from anyone who looks at them.

        • Aoi

          it's called Daddy issues

          • TheAutomaticMan

            no, it's called, "I'll fuck whoever gives me attention" issues, and it's a plague spreading across America.

            • Art

              true that!

    • BBB

      She is a Cheater…..what happens when he leaves in July?? She will be back with her single friends!

      • BHern

        And, even if she doesn't cheat, how are they going to be able to build up enough trust by July. He'll be losing his mind thinking she's cheating. Not worth the trouble–he'll have enough on his mind when he's gone.

        • Smitty

          Even if she doesn't? Fuck that. She will. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

    • MICHAEL

      Sorry. Freindszone level after something like that is around a bazillion.

      • Smitty

        After this shit? Friendzone level = get the fuck out of my life.

        No more "friend" after pulling that shit.

    • Whoopi_G

      FUCK cheaters.

      • Tim

        If she is in the freindzone why is she wearing an engagement ring? I call total BS

        • Jaba

          Dumbass. That's her right hand. You know, the whole reversing the picture due to the mirror thing?

          • Jesus

            Except for that ring on her left hand in the picture with the zebra bra

            • Jeff

              Left hand in a mirrored photo = right hand

              Still going to say pass on this girl. Great looking for sure, but it's not friendzoned when you cheated to get there.

              • Fuzzy

                That picture has a ring on both hands, look at it again…

    • CoLNo1

      Yes! Everyone makes mistakes – it's what we do about them that matters

      • twoedges

        Your post was a mistake, now what are you going to do about it?

        • Deanna

          @twoedges:I wish I could like your post a million times!

        • CoLNo1

          Forgive me for looking at something a wider picture here but: If we simply judge people by their mistakes, then we wouldn't get anywhere. Instead, it is better to look at how people address their mistakes, and how they turn them around.

          Are we really so short-sighted as to never admit we've made mistakes? Especially when the opposite sex is involved – those mistakes being big or small

          • Smitty

            You talk about mistakes like breaking a plate or locking you keys in the car.

            I'm sorry, but infidelity is game over.

          • its true

            Yeah, so she cheats on the guy, then posts slutty pics of herself with a bullshit sob story to go a long with it. Talk about an attention whore. So it seems to me we are looking at the bigger picture, and not being short sighted like you.

    • Biggus Diccus

      For me kissing another guy would put you in the 'fuck you' zone.

      • http://www.facebook.com/jbvancamp Jb Van Camp

        Exactly what I was thinkin

      • 650

        lol same here. It's not the FRIENDZONE if you've already been with someone – it's STUPIDBITCHFUCKEDUPZONE

        • Aoi

          Amen dude!

    • Cali_Jangi

      It would not be a healthy relationship even if he did make the mistake of getting back with her. He could never fully trust her again. Also she might betray him again just because she knows he will forgive her and take her back… This is just my opinion though…

    • rnr

      I'd say hell no. What if the bartender shows up again? Is she really working out for a guy that isn't around? Nah. Did it once, she'll do it again.

      • Livin' Legend

        I have this sneaking suspicion that in her case, it wouldn't be "if THE bartender shows up again", it would be "if *A* bartender shows up again".

    • Flox

      Simply put: If you look like that and have been yearning for your "friend" for a year and he still doesn't want you back, because you kissed some dude a year ago:

      a) This is BS and you did lots and lots of other stuff in that year and possibly before.
      b) Your friend just doesn't like you all that much.
      c) He's in the army for the group showers.

      My guess is a.
      (Also not that I'm complaining, but taking hot pics of yourself and posting them on the internet may not be the best way to say "Sorry for cheating" – I don't know why so many girls seem to think so.)

      • Blue Balls

        BINGO!! He wants to keep her kiss to himself…so, I'm sure he wants to keep his GF's hot pics to himself. DUMPED-ZONE

      • docbrown88mph

        Hahahahaha

        "….taking hot pics of yourself and posting them on the internet may not be the best way to say "Sorry for cheating" – I don't know why so many girls seem to think so."

        Well said, sir. Well said.

        • Aoi

          Amen sir.

          • mike

            really? that's like your 4th "amen" now

            • Aoi

              What's the problem? im a spiritual man. πŸ™‚

    • SigEpChiver

      I'd take her back, but I'd finish in her mouth!

      LOL!

    • eyes

      nice rack

    • gusto

      If he is being deployed he doesn't want to worry about what his girl is doing back home when he isn't around. Sorry but you messed up your chance.

    • SMT

      she wasnt friendzoned, she cheated on him

      • SMT

        She is hot, though!

        • klymer

          you sir are an idiot, just because she is hot doesn't make cheating alright. If he can have a girl like that crazy for him he will find someone better.

    • sam

      can't tell if above score is close to 0 because it's almost 50/50 votes or no one gives a crap

    • docbrown88mph

      My advice; just walk away buddy, she'll cheat again. Also, its nice to see that JUST because a girl is attractive, not every single horny dude on here wants to take her side. Well done, gentlemen, well done…

    • ElChippy

      "Maybe I'll win back his trust by posting a picture of myself half naked"

      A woman's logic….BBC

    • jjj

      PROTIP: Talk to the person in question and not the interwebs.

    • Jeff

      Not to be a dick, but the worst thing you could have done was post half naked photos of yourself on the internet. We've all been cheated on and if you think your guy "friend zoned" you, you’re delusional. If he is even still talking to you, count yourself lucky and cross your fingers in hope that he’ll forgive you one day. Being away from a person that you care about for 365 days is a lot harder than you think it is, trust me, I was a Marine for 8 years and I always hear about my buddies getting cheated on by their wives or girlfriends. What makes you think that he wants to be thinking about that while his life is on the line, watching his friends getting cheated on by their girlfriends and wives. Do him a favor and leave him alone, you might save his life.

      • ElChippy

        Couldn't have said it better. Deployments are a whole lot easier when you're not worrying about some "whore" back home.

        Thanks for your service by the way.

        • Jeff

          You just never hear on the news how many people intentionally walk into gun fire or kill themselves overseas cause they found out that day that their wife for 10 years, mother of their children and highschool sweetheart f**ked the next door neighbor. People like you sicken me, you seriously need to leave him alone and grow up. From one military man to another…dude if you’re reading this “TELL THIS GIRL TO KEEP STEPPIN’ CAUSE SHE ISNT WORTH IT”

          • olmanbingle

            Thank you, sir.

    • snarff

      He's a smart man for leaving you!

    • http://www.facebook.com/thejadepickens Jade Pickens Stohel

      You should have told the bartender "no". This guy has enough to worry about. He doesn't need to wonder if she is getting mouth happy with all the other bartenders in the area. I say keep her in the friend zone and KKCO.

    • Crusty

      And what she meant to say was not "A bar tender tried kissing me on the lips and I didn't stop him", but "A bartender suceeded in kissing me on the lips and I made out with him… and maybe more"

    • G.G. Alin

      ho's gonna ho!!!

    • Screwdriver

      This girl should be forever banned from being called a Chivette……This Chiver is serving our country and you kiss another man!.

      So, what are you doing this Friday? I've got bacon.

      • vandal

        Bacon you say? Only women invited?

    • JuBru

      Damn tag chasers.

    • Mr. Courious

      Yeah….I don't really think you not being in shape was the issue here. So working out, teaching dance and editing videos really don't help your situation.

      If you would have said that you have kept your tounge out of other guys mouths then it might be a start.

      • wow

        thats exactly what i was gunna say.

    • http://www.facebook.com/tim.vandernoord Tim Van Der Noord

      As a military member that just had his wife cheat on him while he was deployed and then get pregnant at the same time I can honestly say that if I was him your ass would be friend zoned forever…IMO Trust is not something that can be earned back. Only lost forever.

      • Scotsman

        I'm really sorry to hear that. 😦
        I pray you manage to collect all the pieces and thank you for your service.

      • RonPaul2012

        Dude, "friendzoned" is too good for a bitch like that. I'll take a collection to pay for your lawyer.

      • JESSE

        that is really messed up man. I am always surprised to hear women do that to their military husbands. best of luck.

    • TheJesus

      So how'd that work out for you, Brittany?

    • dirtysteve99

      What the fuck has her working out got to do with getting forgiven, that's what I want to know. It seems like she's pretty shallow.

    • Brock

      I'm thinking about getting my bartender's license.

      • http://twitter.com/JONNBOY89 @JONNBOY89

        Hangover reference… Love it

    • LucretiusCarus

      Damn…chivers are abusing this girl mercilessly.

      But hell, she made a mistake and is admitting it to a bunch of people she had to know where gonna flame her. That's ballsy.

      Assuming it's not actually all a total BS story concocted to get her posted on the Chive, that is.

      I do, however, agree with many of the chivers above; she has not been Friendzoned. She's been dumped. At any rate, I think the dude should get to make the decision himself, if he does indeed exist.

      • miliano2.0

        Dear chive,

        Please make sure to update us later on this week when we get the results. I assume that, if the chivers/chivettes have anything to say about it, the result will be a sure fire no. Side note: Why would you post your dirty laundry on here when you would have to know what the reaction would be. It's hard for me to feel bad for a cute girl that cheated. "Hot girl problems".

      • Breezy

        You see, there was a lot more to this story, with more than just half-naked pics. There was a flow to it and it was less about getting attention/ sympathy and more about admitting fault where necessary and taking a risk. There also was never the words "friend-zoned" used in the actual submission. I am sure things were omitted for space/ to get a good reaction on here. I see it certainly did! I am happy for everyone who is so strong in their beliefs against cheating. She knew it was going to be a crucifixion, even with the full story

        • Smitty

          Dude, you stupid or blind? Friendzoned is IN THE CLOSING PIC.

    • Come At Me Bro

      #44 is #48 bed room in her "singles house".

      • KBZ

        HAHA hell yeah! This girls actions scream "desperate white trash"

        • Jezdezpez

          haha yea, that's for sure, she needs to get a life, damn whore.

      • vandal

        Brilliant!

    • Alex

      I hardly ever reply to pictures, but i have to say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…. and yes, it is your fault. So enjoy that. dont worry, flash the next bartender and u wont be alone for long.

    • Sna

      Honestly, people are being way too harsh here. I certainly don't think he should take her back but.. what's with the hate? 😦

      • Definitely

        People are being 'harsh' because she cheated, which is a really shitty thing to do. Had she kept this between herself and the guy she cheated on then she wouldn't have received such a reaction. It just wasn't the right move at all.

    • Mutt

      My mama always said cheaters never win……and once a skank, always a skank

    • Bob

      Hell no don't take her back. When I was in the Air Force stationed overseas the FUCKING DAY AFTER a different squadron would go out on deployment the enlisted club would be full of women with a tan line where their wedding band was on their left hand trolling for dong. If she did it once, she'll probably be knocked up when he gets back.

    • http://www.facebook.com/blanquitoloco Stephen John Ross

      Once a cheater always one

    • Deanna

      I'm sorry. That's seriously messed up. You had a great guy, you screwed up. Now A WOMAN who can be trusted can show him the love and honesty and respect he deserves. Not just SOME WHORE who's gonna jump on the first dick that shows interest.

    • Smitty

      The Chive has spoken.

      I hope the memory of your failure burns in your soul as you rot in the personal hell you made for yourself.

    • theperpetualbachelor

      If you are getting shipped out…..naaaahhhhh.

    • patov40

      Man, what a bunch of uptight fuddy duddies. If her story is true, what's the big deal about a kiss? She took an chance here to get him back. If he doesn't go back, he wasn't that serious in the first place. B-)

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #41 good job!!! Looking great!!!

    • KCCO

      Congrats! Nice job.. very hot, but boobs a bit too large.

      • 3Monkeys

        Is this even the same person? Different rooms, new boobs. And why is it posted twice?

        Also KILL THE BANNER ADS. Now they continue to reappear no matter how often I close them.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=654840083 Mike

          its called ad blocker, get with the times.
          when you work out your boobs disappear, she got fake boobs obviously, for whatever reason after what she had disappeared.

          but, her face doesnt really match, not sure if it is the same person. alot of those websites that have those before and after shots for the product are fake.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503045573 Mike Herechuk

            No ad blockers on cell phones. I agree they are getting annoying!

            On the wonderful lady in #41, great job hon! You look gorgeous!

            • Flox

              Actually, there are adblocks for phones. I'm pretty sure the one for Android is even called "Android Adblock".

              • Maca

                iOS? Cos them ads are still there

      • TOO LARGE?

        …Too…Large…

      • zoopilandia

        How can boobs possibly be too large?

        • Cantaloupe

          You're clearly not straight. If you don't know what "too large" is, you don't find women attractive in the first place.

          • assman

            I don't know about that, I did see him plowing your mother last night…

            but maybe it was how gay people have sex with women so as to stay hidden?

    • Bhodi

      That can't be the same girl. Can it?

      • http://twitter.com/morsaxoris @morsaxoris

        I'm thinking she paid for the extra "oomph"

        • Ken

          Is that really you in your profile @morsaxrois? If so, YUM.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503045573 Mike Herechuk

          Could be a pushup bra as well, but fake is a strong possibility!

      • Ike1

        I was thinking the same thing. Her face on the right pic looks different from the pic on the left. If it is the same girl, then wow congrats!

        • http://twitter.com/JONNBOY89 @JONNBOY89

          One is a mirror pic and the other isn't… that would explain the differing parting side

      • Doe

        Dont think it is, this may sound like a small point, but just because your thinner doesn't mean you start parting you hair on the other side. Most girls have one side they always part it too, rarely changes.

        • Rex Fightmaster

          The first picture is taken of her, the second picture is taken in a mirror.

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Couldnt agree more. nice work

    • BBB

      WOW

    • Biggus Diccus

      Sure game me a 'holy shit' moment. Very nice work

    • JustSayin'

      Yeah, great (boob) job!

      • haha

        actually I think they look really fake and ridiculous, without those freakbags she'd look great-

    • Jiminy

      I doubt this is real, I mean her actual PELVIS is smaller and that is a bone, so year….I call bullshit (or a lot of photoshop)

      • therealguy

        she's a real wife, mom and certified personal trainer and nutritionist. research (GOOGLE, dumbass) before making yourself seem like an idiot.

        • saywhat

          do you know her? how can you search the net for an anon girl?

          • sean

            first posting had her website address on it maybe?

        • Brandon

          IF IT'S ON THE INTERNET IT MUST BE TRUE

      • paulhitchcock

        You can't see her pelvis in the first pic because it's covered by all that fat.

    • Blue Balls

      Nice work!!
      Who the fuck am I kidding?!?! I'd nail you on both days!!

    • BostonChiver34

      her thighs still touch…but, nice bewbs πŸ™‚

    • Skeptical cat

      How did you put your hip bones on a diet???? sorry, its a fake

    • Birdhaus32

      Nice boob job too

    • mrefresh

      Awesome. Just awesome.

    • Splinter

      That is major great. You are beautiful!! Seriously.

    • Deorain

      She must be doing something right. Who looses weight but gets bigger breasts at the same time????

    • DoomsDayDub

      Diet+Exercise = real life Photoshop.

  • jbb

    Damn, ya'll are fast.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      No, it' just that the average Chiver is…..

      slow.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "Waiting all day to see your comments. Just made my boring day. – COCO"

      • Duh

        Perhaps, because the average chiver has better things to do. The chive is for when we actually have down time. Now, etcrrr… Thats a different story.

  • hark1985

    #1 Come at me bro!

    • stevie c

      fight the power!

    • MassChiver

      Balls of steel on a kid with training wheels… FTW

    • thedude325

      Chuck Norris….year 2.

  • Whoopi_G

    #20 What a great smile. MOAR of this gem.

    • Foo

      I thought that when I saw the top pic. Then I saw the bottom one and realized, "Holy Shit! Dave Grohl has a giant rack!". Weird.

      • Jeralin

        Wow, I can't unsee that image now… is it weird that I'd still go there?

        • Mick

          Nobody would blame you for wanting to bang Dave Grohl. He is a total badass

    • Martin_McFly

      Amazingly Beautiful..

    • FTW

      #20 + #45 = I love DAR

      • CA Chiver

        More of both please! definitely improving my day!

        • Tom

          I'm glad you said "more".. I think typing "MOAR" is so lame.

    • 650

      What smile? Someone help me out here…

    • Skedaddle

      Meaty.

    • Rybo

      Yeap, her great smile. That's what I want to see moar of…

    • Fenway

      Please please please find her!!!!!! Find find find find find find find find!

  • @BuckeyeEmpire

    #1 Future William Wallace

    • winfields

      was thinking the same thing

      • John

        So you see Jew-Hating and spousal abuse in his future?

        • Paula Fan

          Idiot named John,
          He said William Wallace not Mel Gibson.
          Great way to make your biased point though.

    • dave

      Hint: Braveheart was not a documentary…

  • hark1985

    #9 I am game!

    • Holy Shamoly

      I have to say, the gloves gave me the wrong impression at first…

      • Cali_Dude

        I agree

    • RMD81

      Damn, I went to the wrong dental school…

    • dee

      I woiuld have dental work done every day if my dentist looked like that.

    • Trav1121

      I knew it was her in the FLBP this morning. She posted a while ago that she was gonna be a hygenist. Good for you! You look amazing and I am jealous of all the dudes that will get your great bewbs pressed against them as you work your dental magic. JEALOUS! Haha KCCO! πŸ™‚

    • Come At Me Bro

      All the sudden I love the dentist.

    • Bradyized

      I need a new dentist….

    • Chiver J

      Brush thy teeth!

    • Dick Salad

      Going to this dentist office with a busted ass snaggle grill will not help you out…

  • saltygary

    #4 "Shes gone from suck to blow"!

    • marcusgeorge

      So, you're saying you would jam her radar?

      • I_am_golf_c0m

        Raspberry … There's only one man who would DARe give me the raspberry!!!

        • marcusgeorge

          LonesDAR!!

    • JustSayin'

      Gee, haven't heard that one before.

      I also haven't seen this picture before.

      /sarcasm

    • mrb

      Wow…the corniness never fails

    • Truth

      And you've gone from clever to…nevermind. You were never clever.

      • marcusgeorge

        Evil will always win against Good, because Good is dumb.

    • saltygary

      Wow settle down comment police, it's just a line from a great movie. Jeez.

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #48 NICE!! MOAR of you please!!!

    • MarauderV8

      More of the cheating fucking whore? No thanks. Friend zone my ass. I hope this dude tells her to fuck off. See you next Tuesday.

      • BabyFarts Magizax

        Sorry, couldn't read any of that on my phone, was kind of confused as to why I was getting so many dislikes…. Now I understand haha

    • vandal

      Only if you work as a bartender. Then you're in.

  • jeremy

    #51

    Hi, I'm Jeremy. I'd describe myself as a very Mr. Mom sort of guy….

    • mrb

      Id describe you as corny

    • Truth

      I'd describe you as nobody gives a fuck.

  • http://www.theChive.com Mack318

    #9 Dear God can I please have some more??

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Latex gloves scare me man. The last time I was near a girl wearing latex gloves she shoved a straw in my pee hole so I could pee. Also Mack318 way to be Flogging!

      • babs&greg

        animal house

    • http://lehighdesigns.com Sarcastic Prick

      COTW?!?!? Let's see if we can get her back for MOAR

      • Xhemial

        I agree. I once had a hot dentist woman. After the check up I asked her if I could buy her dinner as a thank you. Sadly she was 28 and I am 16 so you can fill in the blanks

  • TheChive Admin

    TheChive hates fat women!

    • JustSayin'

      Yeah, but let's be honest: everybody hates fat women.

      • d1sturbed91

        Fucking lol'd!

    • truth

      so?

    • UKChiver

      So does everyone else…

    • sinches

      Who cares?

      • squosh

        We don't hate fat people, we just don't want to look at them.

        • dub

          Ding ding ding!

          If we wanted BBW we'd hop on craigslist…

          Or look outside. Or go to Walmart. The Chive is for sexy.

          Fat women lack the willpower to stop eating shitty shit and the determination to get off their asses. Not sexy.

    • Nicnac

      Don't hate the playa… hate the system…

    • some bloke

      are you related to the Chive Racist guy?

  • earl

    #44

    DA' FUCK?

    • logic

      cum dumpster?

      • JustSayin'

        Or just the average Chivette?

        • Must Be...

          …the cheating whore in #48

      • yaya

        morecock ends than weekends

      • snyderface

        If i was ever lucky enough to be in that bed I would just grab one of the wall! no need to waste a new one!

    • mid13

      ooh that was last month, you should see it now..

      • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

        Dirty Dirty tramp!

      • chiver

        that you?

        • mid13

          no, I dont collect condoms, I just keep a ball from each guy

          • CoLNo1

            Win!

          • Truth

            I though that was too big to be your chin.

    • winfields

      I really hope this is from a movie, and not from real life.

    • Jersey Snore

      Once dated a girl who bragged to me about all the guys she'd slept with. This is worse… much, much worse.

      • truthy

        any you continued to date her??? your fault bro

        • Jersey Snore

          Not even. It ended right there, but not without some drama.

          • truthy

            good man and wise decision

            • des troyer

              i dont see the big deal here… whether it's one guy 100 times or 100 guys one time.. shes still getting pounded 100 times..

              though you may want to be careful on the dating aspect of it.. she may very well stray, but not necessarily.

              • DoC

                Seriously? You probably also don't see the big deal with dating hookers either.

              • sadman

                1 in 6 people have herpes (HSV-2). Having sex with the same clean person 100 times does not expose you to risk if the relationship is exclusive. Having sex with 100 people for a girl is risky: 16.2% of this demographic have HSV-2 and only 18.9% realize it.

                The chances of having sex with 100 people and not contracting herpes is to slim for my comfort level. Add to this all the other STDs and suddenly I am less impressed by the "cool" promiscuous attitude.

    • BBB

      Must be a SLUT!!

      • Aoi

        No shit! Really?

    • Kernnun

      yeah this is just…not tempting at all.. whore? O_O

    • Johnny1

      This picture scared me…

    • PrimerGray

      Kinda makes you not want to fuck strange women.

      Kinda…

    • Jeff

      at least she uses protection…

      • Meh

        still a skank tho…

    • Vic D

      So it's ok for guys but not girls?? Seams ligit!

      • osam

        If you have a lock that can be opened by any key, that's a shitty key;
        If you have a key that can open any lock, that's a fucking awesome key.

        /lawyered.

        • Juice66

          If a lock can be opened by any key, its worthless
          If a key can open any lock, its awesome
          /corrected

    • Chris Kreider

      like throwing a hot dog into the grand canyon

      • thedude325

        "Have you ever parked you bicycle in an airplane hanger? You ever throw a toothpick into a volcano?"

        • des troyer

          your philosophy here is flawed… cause the way you make it sound is you want a girl with little to no sexual encounters.. and by little i mean has had sex 5 times… total

          • DoC

            You really do want to date a hooker don't you?

          • thedude325

            Dude, why are you replying to me? I'm just quoting a movie…..by the way maybe I do want a girl with little to no sexual encounters, is there anything wrong with that?

    • SigEpChiver

      Bro, me and the boys roll bitches like this all weekend. She'll be crying back to KD! If she's lucky we;ll send her back with a cold bottle of bud to ice her vayjayjay!

      LOL

      • Ryan

        I know there is English in there somewhere. I'll try Google translate.

        • SigEpChiver

          LOL

          If you got PUSSY YOUD KNOW!

          GO BUCKEYES!

          CHIVE ON!

        • Sanity

          I think Google Translate has a 'Bullshit misogynist' option somewhere

          • SigEpChiver

            Yeah I'm a misogonist because I BEAT PUSSY ALL WEEKEND

            • Fiji Will

              I thought the Sig Eps I knew were douche bags but you took it to a new level

            • Sean

              Most People who talk like that, buttfuck their Brother on Weekends instead of picking up Girls!!

          • Fiji Will

            It has something to do with his name Sig Eps are douche bags.

            • SigEpChiver

              LOL

              FIJI bitches get jellos because of the bitches we get!

              Go play pokemon in your underwear with your bros, dude. Leave the pussy gettin to us.

              • yeah

                Maybe someday you and your boys (as you call them) will grow up and become men…maybe. You're a whore, simple as that…doesn't matter that you're not female, you're still a whore. If you think that's something that will impress the rest of us, you're sadly mistaken. Face it, the only kinds of girls (not "ladies" or "women", but "girls") that would do guys like you are the ones that the rest of us wouldn't want in the first place. After all, who want's a girl that's been dicked by 1/2 the state? Knock yourself out and enjoy life while you can. Like I said…maybe someday you'll grow up.

                Why do I get the sense that you and your boys have been featured on those Chive douchebag posts?

                • Paula Fan

                  I thought the same thing! Jersey Shore wannabe douch bags. Good call Yeah.

                • SigEpChiver

                  LOL

                  And why do I get the sense that youll be jerkin it to redtube while I'm neck deep in REAL.

                  Those who can DO. Those who cant, talk shit and lie about how they never wanted to in the first place.

                  • yeah

                    Those who can keep the attention of a woman more than 3 hours have girlfriends and wives. Those who can't, and are as self-centered as you, can only score with whores…who will fuck anybody in the first place. Congrats dude, you can bang a hole that's already have miles of dick inside of it. What a stud.

                    Believe it or not, not everyone wants to bang as many whores as they can. If that's your thing, then great…you and your little boys go wild. It's just not what most people want. You can do your best, but you're not impressing anyone but the 13 year olds that have yet to touch their first breast (which is basically the mindset you're still stuck in).

                    • SadeShadz

                      Well said.

                  • LolBuckeyes

                    Those who can't then go on the internet to talk shit and lie about how much sex they get to strangers on a random comments section of a site. Returning hour after hour to reply to people who are mocking them.

                    • SigEpChiver

                      Bro I was Chiving from the gym on my iPhone 4s. Maybe yor skinny ass should try it. Oh wait your Nokia flip phone can't handle this shit

                      Chive On!

                    • USN

                      why were you on theCHIVE at the gym? needed a break between working those glamour muscles? pussy.
                      also, i'm glad you clarified it wasn't just an iphone 4, i now understand your full societal worth.

                      -A Navy Chiver

                    • SigEpChiver

                      ok guys, I admit it. I'm 33 years old, morbidly obese, and still live with my parents. The highlight of my day is coming to the Chive and pretending that I'm cool. Even though I've never even seen a live woman naked (other than sneaking peaks at my Mom in the shower), I get off on bragging about all the pussy the imaginary me gets. I know I should just put a pistol in my mouth and end it all…but I still have hope that someday I'll win the lottery so I can order one of those mail order brides they always show here.

      • Jerry

        reinforcing the SigEp-douche stereotype. welp, i guess it wouldn't be a stereotype if it weren't true.

      • yep

        While the rest of us are revolted by the girl in this pic, this idiot is actually bragging about having his pic on her wall. Maybe if one of them quits the show, this douchebag can sign on for a season of Jersey Shore.

      • lexifer

        SigEp? Not surprised at all.

      • Hmm

        I wish Chive would block you from posting comments already… I'm tired of hearing how you and your boys "crush pussy". Douche.

        • SigEpChiver

          Bro I'm a real fucking chiver get yer shit straight and show respect

          Chive On!

          • mickey

            Nope. Sounds like you are one of the pants-around- the- knees "boyz"….bro

            • ThatCommentWasRacist

              That comment was racist.

    • killa cal

      seriously this is disturbing….

      • thom

        Its Sandra Fluke!

        • bro

          hahaha… that is likely

    • Corky

      Mom?!?!

    • CalculatedRisk

      Paula. Still waiting for one to stick around afterwards.

    • Michael G

      ummmmmm what do the guys that walk in to her bedroom and see the other 70 guys on the wall think….."YEAH…this is totally still a good idea"????????

    • des troyer

      she's a collector… it's good to have hobbies

    • mickey

      For all the BBW lovers…after that workout, she now looks like a human female.

    • Munson

      Dibbs!!! ya know she goes

      • thinkinman

        I've done my fair share of screwing around, this doesn't bother me. I am curious why she feels the need for the display,.only the simple minded will that this at.face value. There is more to this.

    • Jayman

      Looks like her own personal sperm bank.

    • damizz

      "WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND!"

  • Whoopi_G

    #48 Don't take her back.

    • Shenanigans

      I think this website proves there are "plenty of fish in the sea". Especially ones that aren't cheating whores.

    • Aoi

      I almost feel sorry for her. Karma is a bitch! Don't take her back.

    • joe

      Agree, there's more women out there that have more sense of self control.

    • Morgan Freeman

      The Chivers reaction to this cheater has been awesome, no matter how good she looks, if she cheats, get the fuck out.

    • Dave

      I agree…..Once a cheater, always a cheater.

    • nikki

      she's an idiot for posting his deploymet date.

    • Jeffro

      Well said, she's a whore!!!

  • SigEpChiver

    FUCK YEAH CHIVE! THIS SHIT WAS AWESOME!

    GO BUCKEYES!

    CHIVE THE FUCK ON!

    • winfields

      I believe you left the Caps Lock button engaged.

      • SigEpChiver

        Bro, it was a good fucking DAR. You need to lighten up and enjoy your shit a little more.

        Come to Columbus and we can chive together. Jagerbombs on me all night!

        CHIVE ON!

        • true fact

          you are a loser

        • labatanga

          I don't want to live on this planet anymore…

        • Ryan

          For some reason when I read your comments all I could think about was this video.


          • SigEpChiver

            Bro you don't even know how we do our shit in C-bus. Cut that fake east coast bullshit out. Yeah, we workout yeah we down j-bombs but we do that shit for real and not some fake jersey shor bullshit. We get pussy not talk shit about it and then come up empty.

            we crush pussy like Urban Meyer crushes college football.

            • Fiji Will

              You are an incredible douche. I feel bad for Sig Eps everywhere for having to be affiliated with you. You give fraternities a bad name.

              • SigEpChiver

                LOL

                Dont be mad Sig Ep wouldn't take you and you had to go FIJI! Those pussy's have no game! You probably sit around playing wii in you're underwear with the dudes in your house.

                Ask real nice and we'll let you come over to sig ep for a day to borrow some of our swag. We got that shit to spare.

                • GoBlueBaby

                  Typical Ohio fail. Save your bro shit for the frat house. And I almost, HAIL TO THE VICTORS πŸ˜‰

                  • KCCO

                    Is this Guy really tryin to represent Ohio? Its Ohio for fucks sake. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
                    Fuckin loser.

                  • SigEpChiver

                    LOL

                    Hope you enjoyed last year cuz shit is going DOWN THIS FALL! We got clipped cuz of some fucking tattoos.

                    That.Bullshit.Wont.Happen.AGAIN!

                    I would invite you to come down and chive out and watch the game at House with me and my cru, but your head would explode from all of the beutiful ladies on campus, since you are so used to seeing fat michigan chicks all year.

                • Flox

                  I just wanna say, you're the most awesome troll I had the pleasure of seeing in a while. Very well trolled.

                • lavmdmv

                  your a douche. that is all.

            • Paula Fan

              C-Bus?!? WTF? I just shot beer out of my nose when I read that. You have to be a troll. No one is as lame as you sound.

            • PD Gator

              You're the biggest tool alive, give fraternities a bad name, probably can't drink for shit. Reading your shit comments show you deserve to be on Jersey Shore. Enjoy UF's sloppy seconds with Urban.

              • SigEpChiver

                URBAN MEYER IS FROM OHIO! WE JUST LET FLORIDA BORROW HIM!

                You mom is the only sloppy seconds we have on campus.

                • PD Gator

                  Cool comeback bro, real creative. I can see why the only school you got accepted to was Ohio State. When he wins you two national championships for you then you can talk, its a shame you won't even have the talent level to compete.

    • http://www.facebook.com/christy.terwilliger Christy Terwilliger

      I'm with you. GO BUCKEYES!!! And for the rest of you…. KCCO. It's all about the love of the game.

    • Trav1121

      I swear this 'guy' isn't even a real person. He is just the personification of some ridiculous frat boy stereotype. No one can be this stupid or talk like that and be a real person. It is a Douche-Bot! Has to be.

      • SigEpChiver

        Bro I'm on deans list and have an internship with the govornor. Douche bot?!?! Gtfo. You'll be coming to Ohio for our ladies and our jobs the way my boy kasich is rocking it

        Christy, you beautiful Buckeye, Chive On!

        O H!

        • Tyler

          dean's list at OSU? that's like a 3.0 at an SEC school, right? and Ohio for the jobs? only Michigan's economy is more fucked than Ohio.

          Go Hawkeyes, Go Navy!

    • The Jeffry

      Your not as cool as you think you sound bra. I guarantee if you drop the cool guy I'm in a frat act, you won't have to wait till they pass out to get laid.

    • Traveller

      This guy is proof that fraternities should not exist outside the SEC.

    • Smitty

      Wow dude, I can hear your popped collar from here.

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #45 Nice HUMP!!! Moar of it please!! I ❀ the DAR!! Shout out to my boys Justin, Kobi, Matt Eric n Phillip!!

    • mike

      Fag

  • Mad_Hittman

    #45 And a big THANK YOU for that. Just keep us updated from time to time

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      I like some more please

  • winfields

    #40 Pretty Bad Ass….

    Also, perfect DAR timing, 5 PM on the East Coast works for me.

    • disturbed

      Been there, partied there many times – well worth the trip. Pretty awesome magical place.

  • beatbox

    #41 Congrats on the hard work. I don't think they would have gotten the ransom.

    • RAY

      and….DAMN!!!! On the new body.

    • American girls suck

      fake tan, even faker tits…too bad, she should've just lost the weight and she'd look fine-

    • F.S.M.

      And tits.

    • obi-too

      face looked prettier in before shot

    • Kim

      # 41…..Wow!!!! And i'm a girl!

    • mikeltn

      These pics are of different women or after a hell of a lot of surgery. Maybe this is an ad for a plastic surgeon

      • what it is

        or maybe it reads right to left.. and she's showing us how hard she's gone to the pack

      • k97aw01

        Nope, she worked her ass off actually! You should check out her website. Go Kenna!!

  • gungagaloonga

    #1 Etcrrr vs. the internet

    • thedude325

      Holy shit! Thank you man, that was funny.

    • Idius

      I kind of feel bad for him now… Let's go and hate on that LucretiusCarus

  • SigEpChiver

    Bro, go fuck yourself! Chive is a community and a lifestyle. Not some dipshit 4chan. Take your pussy hipster ass over to reddit and stay there. Be sure to take lots of dick pics with instagram while your at it.

    GO BUCKEYES!

    CHIVE ON!

    • anyone else

      ummm buckeyses lick nutsacks….

      • playa

        so you call yourself chiveisgay and throw the word 'faggot' around like that? please don't return to reddit either, we don't want you

        – a redditor

        • LA scum

          Is Chive finally censoring homophobic slurs? ABOUT TIME-

          • SF Queer

            Shut up, fag.

    • @BuckeyeEmpire

      Pretty obvious he was an idiot, and I agree with everything you said

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