Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

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  • etcrr

    #20 Curiosity, started early in this one

    • fuckoffetcrr

      Stop targeting the kids you pedo.

    • Jerry

      Trust me no matter how hard you look up there you can't see anything else.

    • etcrr's goat

      that is just the age you like them huh?? fucking creepy pedophile bastard/

      • etcrrr

        Get back to the barn and ill see you in a while. Oh and you cant prove am a pedo.

        • fuck you stan

          your ex-wife told me that you were while I was fucking her in the ass….

          • etcrrr

            Well that does sounds like my wife. Hope you had a good time.

        • Sleep_Salone

          Well done, man…well done.

  • triplecap

    #16 – please jump and rid this world of another hipster.

    • https://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

      Not a hipster. His name is Vitaly Raskalov, and he clearly has bigger balls than 99.9% of the population, yourself included.
      http://www.rsvlts.com/tag/vitaly-raskalov/

      • yonotan

        you beat me to it. i get nervous for him because I dont think he knows how.

      • Lumpy

        standIng on a tower crane Is easy try buIldIng them

      • Perkins Maxwell

        someday–someday–the commenters on this site will learn that "hipster" does not mean "anyone I feel like disliking at this moment in time." But I'm not holding my breath.

        PS. I live in NYC. I see genuine hipsters constantly. They litter the streets of Brooklyn like human-sized herpes viruses. I loathe them. This dude = NOT hipster

        • RobsterCraws

          You live in NYC… stupid hipster.

        • SMT

          U Mad Bro? and why does he dress like a hipster?

      • triplecap

        He's a 19 year old kid who can climb giant monkey bars… big fucking deal. If he can do it dressed in skinny jeans, a hoodie and backpack, it's obviously not any extraordinary strength or talent, just an absence of a fear of heights.

        And since when did this site have more hipsters on it than not?

      • Chris

        Climbing a ladder and a bunch of poles is not hard. Compare this guy to alex honnold and see who requires more skill.

    • DaUndeadDodo

      You have obviously confused "Hipster" with "Badass". There's a difference.

    • Salmonpack

      I operate tower cranes for a living. In fact, as I type this on my phone, I'm sitting the same make of tower crane(Liebherr) that this guy is standing on. Hipster or not, I'm not really that impressed bro.

    • bogoab

      hhhahahahahah!! Agreed!

  • Trav1121

    #2 I have got to get myself an ape for a pet. He is friggin' awesome!

    • Anon

      *friend

      Too smart to be a simple pet!

      • Trav1121

        Whatever! Just gimme! 🙂

    • Turrebo

      Would you still think he's friggin' awesome after he has ripped off your right arm with his left foot?

    • Devin_Medrano

      After seeing what that chimp did to that woman on Oprah and knowing how they act in the wild, I'll pass on the apes and stick with dogs.

    • jack of all trades

      Just don't teach it karate!

    • vindi

      That's just a harry black guy you racist!

    • don't fuck w/chimps

      Yeah and don't try and celebrate their birthdays,apparently they don't like being reminded of their age like a Hollywood starlet about to hit the wall.They WILL rip off your testicles & buttocks show them to you while chewing off all your fingers and spitting them were your face used to be. Like this poor bastard- articles.nydailynews.com/…/17916968_1_ladonna-davis-charla-nash…

  • Chunk Pants

    Cheesy
    #8

    • DaCoop

      I see what you did there

    • DaddyD

      Lettuce not cast aspersions on original approaches to prom invites!

    • Mutt

      Who knows, she may relish the invitation

    • JJJ

      come on guys, this kid was clearly in a pickle trying to work out how to ask her to prom…

    • Anonymous

      All his friends already had dates. He had little time to ketchup.

    • MylesofStyles

      I, for one, am glad he mustard up the courage to do so.

    • nuccabay

      i have to admit..i did something similar, shit i was only 17 though

  • Oregon_country

    #8 Only if you super size the fries and drink.

    • Logicyup

      And add extra bacon.

    • You

      Awesome comment is overlooked..

  • Mikey

    #10 I have the weirdest boner right now…

    • etcrrr

      I wish i had a boner ,sometimes i like em old too.

    • nicedick

      hahahahaha makes two of us

    • docbrown88mph

      I always wonder how these seemingly harmless/kind of funny comments get downvoted to oblivion….

      • https://www.facebook.com/joshua.d.loomis Joshua D. Loomis

        I do it because I've seen the comment "I've got the weirdest boner right now" in seemingly any and every internet thread nowadays that I no longer find it funny…just repetitive and unoriginal.

  • Jonathan

    #15 I get it, I get it… Nope!

  • jdubs21

    #30 is riding it right

  • DaCoop

    #23 oh look kayne west build some kind of church

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=654840083 Mike

      O_o

    • Dr_StrangePants

      ?

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=666536224 Joe Martinez Jr.

    Great way to start the week!! Chive On!!

    • etcrrr

      Your gf is hot ,how old is she ?

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=666536224 Joe Martinez Jr.

        32 and Peruvian I Win!!

        • etcrrr

          Too Old for me.

          • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=666536224 Joe Martinez Jr.

            Its ok you couldn't handle her bro i'm 23 and she deplenishes my milk everyday day

  • Anjin-San

    #13 defenetely would

    • 6655321

      Definitely disagree with your spelling. However, your choice you ladies is right on.

      • tron

        your choice you grammar is right on.

        • bob

          who is this? I know bigger girls aren't everyone's taste, but I like her a lot.

          • Mr_BRB

            Not for me…
            but it looks like jazz singer Jane Monheit.

    • Logicyup

      Definitely would….push her down the stairs for not at least trying to help carry any of the luggage? Not saying she has to carry it all, and it is surely the right thing to do in helping her, but holding onto one of those isn't going to break her from the looks of things.

      • Dan

        I wouldn't trust her carrying anything downstairs in those heels. Just walking puts her in a precarious position.

    • ChodeLauncher

      Definitely would…tell her to get out of the damn heels and into some running shoes.

    • moop

      Those heels are a serious feat of engineering

      • Dave

        Don't you mean feet?

        • RocksOff

          Moop used the word "feat" in the correct way, you however, need some remedial english classes. If you were trying to be funny then I guess your sense of humor was lost on me.

          • banananah

            oh man, not you! you, out of so many people!

    • StickyWickets

      Definitely have done worse

    • NZ Chiver

      still wondering why this is awesome????? anybody else?

      • _wayfarer

        The heels are the awesome part of the pic i guess.

    • Marios145

      it depends on the amount of alcohol

    • bdg

      All Day!!!!

    • etcrrr

      My wife is double of that and i loved doing her before she ran away with my brother.

      • KayakAggie

        Buzz Killington

    • knotmee

      that fat sloppy mess looks just like a kardashian.

    • Rush.Pike

      There is no debate here. She is fantastic.

      • FatGirlsGiveBestBjs

        Would so many times, then after we can relax with a cheeseburger!

      • mickey

        Fantastically fat

    • stonewall_79

      Is this some kind of sick joke???

    • The ink man

      Totally would hit that all night! No lie big girls need loving too!

      • http://www.facebook.com/brian.rosnick Brian Rosnick

        They get love, from a box of chocolates. I wouldn't touch that mayo factory.

      • mickey

        Hit it with a hammer….before processing at the abbatoir.

    • skinger

      The cool thing about BBW chicks is that they are very appreciative of attention and love. If this is your thing, they can certainly bring it in a big, big way (pun intended). Also, you can sort of not worry too much if you skipped the gym this morning, which is pressure I don't need.

      • http://groverflanagan.blogspot.com Andy_Pants

        Yeah, that's a total myth. Midwest Ohio BBWs are just as picky and choosy as the skinny "club chicks", I can assure you, and neither more nor less appreciative of attention.

    • Schof

      Agreed, and twice on Sunday.

    • socalmarti

      Isn't that Lewinski?

  • DrDickey

    #28 King Hipster

    • ChodeLauncher

      I like how he's sitting outside, so everyone passing by can see how hip he is.

    • Nick

      Only in Corvallis, Oregon

      • roadhog0

        Gotta love this place!

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      I just want to punch him in the throat.

      What are the odds there is only a solitary sentence on the paper which he will only add to if someone pays any attention to him?

      • DrDickey

        He's working on his screen play

    • anna

      he's just being funny relax people! this one actually made me lol

  • matt

    #34 is awesome

  • Trav1121

    #34 Classic Nintendo is sexy! Need moar to confirm, pls.

    • Buckeye

      And she's wearing yoga pants! I definitly would like to see a pic with the pants pull up.

  • JESSE

    #13 is Melanie Griffith

    • JESSE

      Ha! not even close. #35

  • Dave

    #25 So that's what happened to Erykah Badu

    • the_junglist

      I was thinking more like a character from the Dark Crystal.

    • Name

      yeah… she really let herself go

  • Chaos

    #31 where?

    • Alex

      Netherlands, check rcdb.com for a themepark called "Toverland".

    • Savagehenry77

      Google: motor bike coaster. Several around world

    • Hugh

      There's also the Jet Rescue ride at Seaworld on the Gold Coast (Australia) which is basically the same thing. It's good fun, but it doesn't last very long (that's what she said).

      <img src="http://www.goldcoast.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2008/12/30/jet-rescue-words3012.jpg"&gt;

    • PianoFingers

      Just below #30 – I see what you did there….!

    • Garvey

      talked my wife into going on the one at Flamingo land in Yorkshire, England. She never curses but she made the word "fuck" last 2 minutes.

      • Sophie

        I love that ride!

  • YunChoe

    #19 even little ones think mondays are drags

    • Some Dumb Chink

      *Even

      *Mondays

      *a drag

      • YunChoe

        I love the subtle racism you have going on there. Some Dumb Chink. I am Korean, just to let you know. I am guessing you had time to look at my profile picture to tell I am Asian. By doing so you would know that it was three in the morning Michigan time. I work five days a week 4 to 7, so yes grammatically I was a tad flawed. I am usually tired in the mornings However to bring race into it is just asinine

  • Crawford

    #2 …and you still doubt evolution??

  • Paula Fan

    Kiddies must be asleep. No first yet?

  • http://twitter.com/MikeyWins1 @MikeyWins1

    #13 Friend Zone: Level chubby chaser

    • Rolo__Tomasi

      No Friend Zone. That is P-Whipped Level: Tiger Woods

    • ya kent

      he gave her #8

  • Sam Malone

    #13 I guess if I was hammered I'd hit it, might as well get it. But she could mistake your head for a large pizza and attempt to eat you. Decisions

    • foe

      shut up stan/etcrr

  • JimmyBoPeep

    #15 So close fat man, so close.

  • stig

    13 has to be said, that's one fat bitch

    • etcrr

      #13 fucking noob

    • Anna

      yeah i don't get why this is on here… are we supposed to laugh at her thunder thighs? or what? i don't get it.

    • DaveStinson316

      It's an insult to use the title of The Stig when being such a douchetard.

    • http://groverflanagan.blogspot.com Andy_Pants

      Yeah, save her for real men like me. 🙂

  • http://www.facebook.com/kamikaztastik Zach Heckman

    Classy

    #8

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