Signs full of ‘WTF’ (37 Photos)

  • Trav1121

    #3 Greatest job posting of all time! I love bacon and hugs!

    • LucretiusCarus

      These are my kind of people, if you get my meaning.

  • MrUnderstood

    #18 ?

    • Direthol

      I don't get it either.
      Einfahrt just means entrance.
      Or did something try to refere to fart?

    • Lulatsch

      I don't get it!
      Its simply a sign thats saying "gateway" in german.

      Nothing special there to me, buddy.

      • DarthLoki

        I'd say somebody's ignorance caused him to try and wedge his foot as deeply into his mouth as possible…

        • B34M3R

          True… Ausfahrt is a much more fun word anyway.

    • BigDaddyPimpin

      it simply means entrance…
      and ausfahrt is a funny thing to see on the interstate systems in germany…some people think its a city the first time they drive past it lol

      • HobbesLeviathan

        I seem to remember gag shirts for sale at the PX that said "Where the heck is Ausfahrt?"

        • Harry H-d Sinner

          "Where the heck is Ausfahrt Germany?!" I have one somewhere.

    • Emily

      See, Mcdonald's not only in 'Merica.

    • Sarcastic Prick

      It's kind of ironic, considering the same word means "Heart Attack" in Russian…

    • Kenny

      You see "fahrt" all over Germany, every highway exit and entrance, plus buildings and parking lots.

  • Trav1121

    #28 The More You Know… *NBC jingle*

    • Ryan Barclay

      Thats the warning sign for Molson Air out here in Afghanistan. Jalalabad Airfield (JAF) also known as FOB Fenty.

  • insanely great

    #21 wow a genuine bargain!
    #26 what they want it back after?!

  • balticdave

    #3 is for Boogies Burgers…if you're ever Chiving in Calgary they are well worth a visit…

    • wade

      very much agree, best burgers ever

      • insanely great

        better than Anus burger?! 🙂

    • southernmost

      Fuck them, they don't like cats

    • tapsnapornap

      Overrated IMO, but I do like hot dogs on my burgers.

  • insanely great

    LOL that a new term of endearment or somethin…

    • mike

      i'd say old. it's been on here a bunch

  • Navin R. Johnson

    #36 be careful where you sit, or you get "burning bush"

  • RandomTask09

    #8: *Puts envelope to forehead. "What are two things that fit together"

  • John

    • insanely great

      not too loquacious today John..

      • bob

        i think he successfully said that he was speechless.

    • twoedges

      Best comment I have seen on this post.

  • Scott

    #37 Phew! I was wondering if they'd be back!

  • TxChiver!

    #31 Seems legit…

  • Oregon_country

    #4 I want a sign like this out in my front yard.

    • Blue bronco

      Build it and they will come

    • MattKL

      I think I watched a movie over the weekend that started out like this.

  • I heart etcrr

    2 legit 2 quit

  • MarthaJeane

    #25 i may regret asking this, but people don't really do this, right???

    • insanely great'll make you think twice about shaking hands with anyone again 🙂

    • DarthLoki

      Normally when people defecate into their hands, they have far more nefarious plans in mind…

    • Oltimey


    • carl

      i bet there is a percentage of girls that do this…seems like something they would do.

      • thedude325

        like the really retarded ones.

    • noegod

      Oh come people, everyone knows you do this just to keep from getting public toilet water from splashing up into your anus…….. uh, I mean, GROSS! WHO DOES DISGUSTING SHIT LIKE THAT!?! EWW!!!

  • etcrr 130p

    #1 I`ll be right there.

  • etcrr

    #16 thats my wife`s ride.

    • etcrrr

      Stop using my name ! But yes you are right that is her ride.

      • ;onpvkosuspriu

        stop with the punctuation and capitalization…fucks up the whole joke.

  • the real etcrr 130p

    #10 me and my sweet lover. ❤

    • Yooper

      This looks like the U.P

      • uncle slappy

        oshkosh wisconsin

  • canttknomore

    Your mom uses this service daily.

    • etcrrr

      Get your facts right ,its actually my wife who uses this service.

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    #14 I'm guessing a 'Brit pub' being named after a classic English pudding (that's 'dessert' to some of you).

    Always guaranteed to cause laughter in the school hall when that was on the lunch menu.

    • Andrew

      This bar is near Yonge and Bloor street in Toronto. Have been there many times after work for a few drinks!

      • Guntherj

        I too have been there! I couldn't remember if it was Toronto or Quebec, thanks for verifying.

    • WyzardSTi

      It's the actual place from the first Police Academy movie!

    • Drew

      It's my neighborhood pub in downtown Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Great place, good food, good prices! Classic Brit pub!

  • DarthLoki

    #9, a completely accurate metaphor
    #19, Technicalities always turn me on
    #21, Try and tell me that's a bad deal, I dare you
    #27, is Ghetto Sauce anything like Pimp Juice?
    #35, I WANT ONE

  • Jimmy_Recard

    #4 I want to know how to become a judge.

  • rynaldo

    ahhhh airport and obrian.

    • 210GoldenEagle


  • HillbillyNinja

    #6 Product shipped in discreet packaging, but a very conspicuous delivery vehicle.

  • Niitsitapi13

    #14 Believe it or not is actually a fish

    • Rob

      It's not a fish, it's steamed suet pudding.

      • Niitsitapi13

        You're right, the fish is called the slippery dick. As if that's better.

  • crazydog

    #35 Oh sure, they seem inexpensive at first…..

    • etcrrr

      Chivette Machine.

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