• Unfkngblvbl

    Did I miss something?

    • Texas Rangers fan

      yea , they all jump and struggle over the gate, …
      Camera guy, strolls up, flips latch and opens gate…

      • yerma

        And I swear I heard him chuckle, too funny

        • iheartboobs

          The chuckled killed me! LOL

      • Unfkngblvbl

        okie dokie…thanks!

      • who cares

        ah okay, I mean that's not exactly "outsmarting" them, but he is definitely smarter than them.

        • sean

          actually, that is the definition of "outsmarting…" not only was your statement wrong, it was also contradicting itself 😛

      • mrjimmyos

        Ahhh, thankyou, didnt spot that XD

      • Matt

        Oooh, SNAP! He opened the gate! Awesome find, Chive. Really.

    • Gus

      The cops and bad guy jumped over the fence.. The camera man opened the gate and walked through.

    • bswan

      he opened the gate when everyone else went decided to jump it lol

    • horace grant

      Don't worry, I had to watch it twice before I got it, piggies would rather hop a fence then open the gate…

  • Brian


    • http://www.facebook.com/stephen.davidson.7 Stephen Davidson

      The gate next to the house. The cops jumped it,camera guy opened it

  • shitfaced

    Read this, save time:

    A bunch of corny comments from people who think they are hilarious. There. Now you dont have to scroll through this whole thing

    • shitfaced

      This really is stupid, but I just can't stop. Back to my porn.

    • Brutal Deluxe

      No matter what name I use, this doesn't get any thumbs up?

      • boobies

        brutal is right

        • shitfaced

          "brutal is right"….corniness at its finest

      • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

        No, because it wasn't funny the first time, and now it's just old.

    • Hoser#1

      haters gon' hate

      • shitfaced

        Hate what? Your corny ass comments?? LOL

        • bendy

          you are the corny one shiteface

          • shitfaced


      • punabutter

        gaters gonna gate

        • rorey

          potatoes gonna potate

          • http://www.facebook.com/nohopeforthehumanrace PK NoHope

            Masturbators gonna masturbate.

    • Really33

      Read this, save time

      An idiot posts what he thinks is funny yet doesnt bother to comment on the vid at hand

      The attention whore is strong with this one………

  • BabyFart Magizax

    That's pigs for ya

  • mattgn

    Cops just making it hard for themselves

  • Guest

    I think they just wanted to jump the fence to look cool on video.. but ended up looking stupid becuase the gate was open haha

    • carl

      thats it? ah shit. i'm sticking with the hump and boob galleries from now on.

  • south_bay_guy

    That little chuckle after walking through the gate was awesome! I hope the cops get to see this

    • DrFunkenstein

      Hahahaha so great!

    • OfficerJim

      We saw it, we laughed last

  • Token Black Chiver

    I almost spit out my coffee @ how he took off running!!!! Stupid is as stupid does

  • vindi

    Shits broken for me

  • twobulls

    Oh look a gate I 'll just open it.

  • Jeremiah

    Its called tunnel vision. It's where you focus on only one thing, and miss others, like the gate being unlocked. You go into hunter mode chasing something and dont take your focus off it.

    And yea, its bad sometimes

    • Hooka

      Tunnel vision gets you killed. Speaks of piss poor training.

      • SheepDog

        Tunnel vision does get you killed. However, this was not because of poor training. If they had tried the fence and it was locked they would have lost valuable time and momentum….which is why you're trained to jump the fence.

        • Jeremiah

          Yep. In the academy firearms they trained us to break that tunnel vision by scanning left and right when coming to low ready. Lack of attention to details gets you killed. As far as jumping the fence, I'd do the same thing. The only ones who wouldn't would be the out of shape cops

  • Andyrew711

    camermans giggle ftw.

  • BostonChiver34

    The camera man opened the gate after they had all jumped it.

    • BostonChiver34

      and of course, as I'm typing the reason, the other Chivers above me beat me to it…soooooo yea, hooray!

      Chive On from Boston!

      • BostonChiver34

        Commenting on own comment is dumb.

        • BostonChiver34

          yes it is indeed.

          • BostonChiver34

            ^ identity stolen via another Chiver…not cool bro, not cool.

            • BostonChiver34

              ^How can I stop this and I ain't your bro, pal.

              • BostonChiver34

                ^Stop commenting on your own comment and I ain't your pal, friend.

                • BostonChiver34

                  ^Or just create an account like a real Chiver and I ain't your friend, buddy.

  • B Dub

    To the first two commentors…. The camera man opened the gate instead of climbing over it…brilliant…. I love his chuckle when he does it 😏

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    I can't believe the stunning number of dumb Chivers in this thread….
    "WhadidImiss? WhadidImiss?" Un-Fucking-Believable.
    I'm not even going to offer those dumbasses a free drink, I'll just tell them to swallow the Rohypnol.

    – Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too 😉 – insanely great"

    • Dakota

      I agree with you on this but still hate you

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        That's OK dear, I get that a lot.

        – the one you love to hate

        • Chris

          If you hugged me I would puke

    • who cares

      More like a stupid headline. Wow, that camerman sure outsmarted those cops! He schooled them with his intellect.

    • Mike K

      Most people didn't see "it" because the title made it sound like the cameraman was going to do something that would fool the cops and suspect ("outsmarting" them). He didn't outsmart them in the sense that most viewers were looking for. "Outsmarted" is a loose term for this clip. If anything, the suspect outsmarted the cops by acting lethargic, then bolting like a rabbit. Being smarter and outsmarting are two different things.

      • Adam

        Agreed! Should read "Cameraman more observant than cops."

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    A brain.

    – Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too 😉 – insanely great"

    • Jezdezpez

      A brain… ha, clever.

      It's hard to take anyone serious when they have a "fan testimonial" pasted to mimic a signature. You must be a lonely person. I suspect you're a load your mother should have swallowed but unfortunately they had different plans for you.

      • BostonChiver34

        It's hard to take anyone serious who deletes their own post because it gets thumbs down. For all that are wondering it was : "Am I missing something?" Take it like a man next time.

        • Jezdezpez

          lick the muscle that cuts my shit and take it like a man.

          • Just Sayin'

            Muscle that cuts my shit….ha, clever. I am embarrassed for you.

          • Wow

            Dude, you got owned by Paula. That sucks.

  • KayakAggie

    Thug life..

  • @lackofabetter

    Bad boys, bad boys. whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when the gates locked on you

  • http://www.facebook.com/davebcore Dave Buonocore

    Heat of the moment, I'm jumping fences too. No time to figure out handles

    • thom

      Especially, since they watched him jump it. If they try to open it, and it is locked, they lose the guy for sure. If the cameraman trys to open it and it is locked then he merely has to catch up.
      Not a case of the officers being dumb, but a bunch of idiots who want to feel smug.

  • Jason

    I dont get it

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  • Cecil

    lmFao. That was brilliant. The thin blue line that seperates cops from criminals, apparently include IQ.

  • Lippy

    With some of the comments here I'm not sure i want to live on this planet anymore!

  • http://beerandstupidity.blogspot.com/ BeerAndStupidity

    That giggle… Awesome!

  • Really33

    Saw this on Cops a few months back, unfortunately they dont have "replays" so I wasnt 100% sure of what I saw.. "Did he really just open the gate while they jumped over"?

    Thanks for posting to confirm!

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