Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

  • a thought

    I'd like to propose #50 be the Chivette of the Week?

    • http://www.facebook.com/marc.dannunzio.9 Marc D'Annunzio

      agreed… make it happen chive

      • horace grant

        cute, but if she's crazy enough to get all that bullshit written on her beautiful midriff she is undateable-

        • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

          True! That's definitely a big red flag.

          • Bluto

            How about after laser tattoo removal? 🙂 (My vote is yes either way, BTW)

            • Bake

              So, I take it when a post reads, "If you love ink, get in here"….you don't.

              • explanation-

                it's more about the nature of the tattoo…a little something on her ankle or shoulder can be nice, or even the other extreme where a girl is all tatted-up in a beautiful mural array of artwork can also look good if the girl can pull it off. In this girl's case however, she choose to have a series of words that she feels define herself inked right on the side of her otherwise bare body. That to me is just strange and indicates mental instability. Hopefully this makes sense-

                • hootie hoo

                  In other words, Megan Fox/Jolie type tats are stupid and weird, I gotcha-

              • forever alone

                i totally agree the green tatto is hurendous…

                • http://www.facebook.com/stoutat Andy Stout

                  I believe all of you tat haters – are ghey… just sayin' I'd have no issues whatsoever.

                • Adam

                  I see what you did there.

    • Larry


    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Nah, too fat.

      And what's with all these fucking lyrics? Makes girls look like Megan Fox, and that's hardly a compliment…

      – the one you love to hate

      • Tatts

        "too fat" bwahaahahaaaa, it's funny cuz she's not, bwahahahhahahaaaaa.

    • tkc

      Why does the phrase, "I'm Gumby dammit!" pop into mind?

    • mike

      can't complain about that. i'd like to see #16 as Chivette of the Week though..

      • sean

        I would just like to propose. that is all lol

    • Nathan


    • OnOneWheel24

      I would like to put #24 #25 in the hat as well

      • tupolo

        agreed, she's a little hottie


      Here, Here!!

    • NateD

      I'd like to propose to her. The end.

    • ConcernedCitizen

      One caveat: what does the tattoo say?

    • Derp

      Have we seen #50 before?

      • Ty123

        Yes, She was #2 on a Sexy Chivers post. Keep on Posting!

    • bryan

      I'd like to propose TO this chivette

    • FoCoLivin

      Wow. She looks like Kate Middleton.

    • http://twitter.com/Thedude_1620 @Thedude_1620

      whats that tat read

    • asdf

      ew gross tattoo white trash!

    • No, REALLY?...

      Hey look, I have words tattooed on me so people will think I'm interesting.

      • Chunk Pants

        It's especially funny when the tattoo is read, then has to be further described and explained. Getting words, phrases, or poems tattooed is not art. (in my world at least)

    • Donovan

      I second that motion

    • http://www.facebook.com/eadriaans Emmet Adriaans


    • https://www.facebook.com/cmh69ta Casey Hancock

      WOW She's GORGEOUS

    • motojunky27

      plz make it happen chive.

    • Come at me bro

      Do it Chive, for the love of god.

    • odysseus

      ittie bittie titties, for some reason i don't even care! purrdy

    • Chazzle

      Hot! Chivette of the week.

    • Aztecsfan

      I propose that she gets that lame ass tattoo removed and eats an f-ing sandwich.

    • Scott

      I'd like to propose #50 be my wife

    • 400zombienation


  • BabyFart Magizax

    #45 get her a shirt. I love early dar!!!

    • Tatts


      • Martin_McFly

        I agree.. Thousands of people miss out on those shirts every time they go up for sale.

        If you're going to try and just ask for one because you missed getting one.. You could at least be a little more clever and creative about it.

        But on a side note — whoever said a girl can't be a dentist is probably married to his sister and stuck in the dark ages. Chive On Dentist Chivette!

        • Tatts

          Dude, I just don't want to give a hot shirtless chick a shirt.

          • Poke4Life

            THANK YOU!!!

          • Seattlechiver


        • who cares

          I mean if her argument is that without a shirt we get to see boobs, I just don't think it's in our interest to provide said shirt.

    • Bob

      Not a chance. She looks way better in a hand bra than she would in my BFM.

    • TXheat81

      Hit me up and get a shirt, I dont mind being nice… Mondays suck too much already without being told no… although, I assume she hardly ever hears no based on her personality*.

    • D.J.


    • D.J.


    • dunno01

      Somebody go steal her pants!

    • gentle814

      if there was a way i could send u the one I just purchased and haven't even received it yet i'd send it to you

    • JOHN

      I can only think of a couple things that i would not trust you to do with my mouth.

    • https://www.facebook.com/DjTie Tyler Bacik

      The only chive shirt I have is special edition. It's white and clear.

    • Jay

      I have a female dentist and she is awesome! As for a shirt i have the St. Paddy's day KCCO shirt. but the cost of this shirt is many more pics to theChive. do we have a deal?

    • ADA

      HIPPA violation

      • http://www.facebook.com/brookilynnicole Brooklyn Nicole

        hahahahahahaha this made my day even better!

    • reality Check

      Okay first of,,You are not a dentist but a dental hygienist,,,Big difference,,Huge.
      I think you are immature and manipulative with some ego and deems issues. There will always be other opportunities to get a KCCO t-shirt,grow up..

      How's your Monday now ??

      • Dumbass detector

        Though you might have thought it was implied, she never called herself a dentist; though I am sure it is what she strives to be one, one day.

        Maybe you should try pulling your head out of your ass before making stupid remarks.

        All that being said, being hot and having a bad day doesn't mean you get a free shirt. I have bad days too, ones where people come close to dying and billions of dollars in assets get destroyed. What is your bad day like? Insults and and bloody gums while removing tartar?

        Come do my job for a day and experience my stress and bullshit and bad days, then we'll talk about getting you a shirt.

        • RMD81

          People jumping out of windows because they lost someone else's money sounds like a YOU problem. Telling a 12 yo patient that she has malignant melanoma and there is nothing that can be done carries a bit more weight. Dentistry isn't all cleanings and fillings, hate to inform you…

      • http://www.facebook.com/brookilynnicole Brooklyn Nicole

        It's great, thanks! 😀

        • Odd...


    • The Joe

      I offer myself as tribute! (as the t-shirt)

    • Bluto

      Only if I, too, can obtain said shirt by submitting a picture of me pushing my hairy boobs together.

    • Memo

      You don't need a shirt. You look great without one

    • EWU!

      Go Eags!

    • Ron

      Bitches should stop trying to scab shirts by sending in half naked pics

      • http://www.facebook.com/bradley.brothers Bradley Brothers

        no they shouldn't! doesn't mean they'll give them one, but like hell if you think they should stop sending in half naked pics!

    • Loyal EWU Chiver

      So she goes to Eastern Washington….I'm pretty sure I've never seen this goddess out there. Might need to go Chivette hunting out there….

    • Matt

      If anyone gives her a shirt, I'ma kick their ass!

    • mickey

      Get yer own fukkin' shirt…

    • http://www.facebook.com/burn007 Brandon Neyman

      My dentist is a Woman, boobs close to your face makes getting dental work done easy. also props for wanting to mess with peoples mouths for a living. KCCO.

    • edslerson

      Maybe if I show my tits and ass I could get a free shirt like all these bitches. I might have to shave my chest though

    • Shad

      Well this kinda backfired on her. lol. Just because you're hot and have a bad day does not mean you get free shit. I seriously hope you dont believe everything you hear either. Especially from some dark ages dumb ass. Grow up miss dental assistant and stop whining about your first world problems.

    • Irish

      I accidentally bough a BFM female shirt. Last time I checked I was still a dude. Though it was a Large.

  • will


    I would

    • Skermitt


      • Douche McBaggins

        A bit thick around the middle for my taste

        • boners

          it's a trap!

        • HardenLong

          If it's not your type, it's not your type. Why the need to thumbs down these comments? The chubby chasers say "eat a sammich" ,which is gay, for fit and in shape girls.

    • Kev

      I would, but I wouldn't tell my friends.

      • JOHN

        Would flaunt proudly. Espec on cleavage-y days.

      • Chunk Pants

        One does not simply forget their first fat chick

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Can't see her face good enough, but looks cute anywaysies ❤

      – the one you love to hate

      • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

        *Well enough

      • c'mon paula

        it's like a scooter,,they are fun to ride but,,you don't want anyone you know to see you with one…

      • Needlegun13

        For once we agree darling! I think she's hot!

    • Blue Balls

      fap worthy.

    • Lev

      Shopped. Look at the calf.
      But since that's not the question: yes.

      • Chiver#238976

        Not shopped
        Chloe Vevrier

        • Lev

          If her calf is naturally indented, I will cheerfully withdraw that comment. But not the part where I said yes, for she remains a fantastic specimen.

          • Squiggy

            Fat girl calves. Not uncommon.

            • http://www.facebook.com/SexycanIskittles Malynne White

              no lol, they tried to give her ankles but it makes her leg look funky

    • elboberino

      Attractive: Yes

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Yeah sure, I mean yes sir.

      • Matt

        Did you say yea sure, or yes sir?

        • AlsDisciple

          So are you ok then?

          • Urethra Franklin

            Dude, I'm Freaking out!!

            • thorthechiver

              you are freaking out, Man

              • darren47


                • TokyoREW

                  Stop this sillyness right meow.

                  • The Occupant

                    We would if you'd stop being so catty.

                  • Bill Cosby

                    Im sorry, but did you just say meow?

                    • Dabears

                      Am I jumping Around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?

              • Meowmix


    • bones

      I would

    • Capt. Bo Jengles

      Big boobs…. Attractive woman…. Strong legs…. I see nothing wrong? Just me? She's not a dude is she?!

    • Felcus

      Epic boobs.

      • Growl

        Too big for my taste.

    • Mikey

      Can we find out who she is PLEASE?!?!?!!! I feel so bad for her, she really looks like she needs a hand (or two).

      • Luke0027

        or a penis in her butt

      • http://wilhelmscream.net Rex Hondo

        Chloe Vevrier, and I guaran-damn-tee you a google search for her will not be safe for work.

    • Tater

      hell yes

    • Whoopi_G

      Fuck yeah…looks hot to me.

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      She seems pretty, but something is wrong – the leg dent is just part of something bigger, I fear. As is, she seems confident and hot, if a bit top-heavy!

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      No that vase is ugly.

    • DubTwice518

      Def she is a dime.

    • Phillip

      I do find her attractive. Not just because of the FLBP. I like my women a little bigger that what is usually posted on Chive.

    • Bill

      Here you go

      Chloe Vevrier

      And all day long

    • https://www.facebook.com/Danielcalugan Daniel Calugan

      Always nervous answering this because you just never know if it's a girl or a guy, but yea she's attractive.

    • Bass


    • haha

      I would but tits are too big

      • WirelessCable

        According to Rampaige of bustygirlcomics.com too big/busty are not to be trifled with.

    • L. Rojas

      Absolutely. Oh nature…

    • sluggite

      F-in A

    • hakai20

      After visiting her website… I totally would if she shaved her vag. Or at least trimmed the damn thing.

      • Urewelcome

        Dude, please don't ask her to ruin the damn thing. Just because you're attracted to vag's that look like cancer patients does'nt mean that real men are. If you've seen one shaved kitty, you've seen them all. Unless you're a pedophile there is no attraction in that. A sweet Bush is hard as hell to find anymore in this shallow ass wasteland, we should commend her for not looking like a fake-ass Barbie doll!!!

    • howler

      oh HELL yes!

    • nowayjose

      I have done worse, so Yes i would.

    • Bob

      oh hell yeah!

    • Pops23


    • KeepinCalm

      I see a "Women with Curves" post in our future. And HELL YES…she's hot!!!

      • David

        We need more thumbs up over here

    • Jotah

      I think not. Too much like a wall with breasts.

    • seanlook

      No sir, I wouldn't do her with your dick

      • jer

        what if I let you use my dick?

    • Menthu


    • Jon

      No thanks.

    • anon


    • Sticky

      Fatties will usually let you piitb

      • Kernel

        Always something coming down the pipe with a chubby chick
        Cake and corn

    • Poke4Life

      Sorry guys, just not my cup of tea. I'm more of a #16, #45, or #50 kind of guy. Lean & Mean!!

      • Lotus

        Well you get plenty of those every day at the chive, girls like #39 are a rarity here unfortunately.

    • FlewOverMachoGrande

      Yes, and I wouldn't think twice.

    • oughtnot

      No …. not my type.

    • https://www.facebook.com/briankutys Brian Kutys

      face it.. black women arent sexy…

      its not racist.. they just arent…

    • Matt

      As would I.

    • Happy Canuk

      I would bang her every night until she started walking funny.

    • Stan

      I'd rather wallow in a tub full of body temperature cottage cheese than wallow with that cow.

      • Squiggy

        Actually wallowinig with her would be like wallowing in a tub full of body temperature cottage cheese.

    • Ana

      They have redheads once a week! And plenty of brunettes! So you don't have to be blonde, silly.

      All joking aside, is this really where you're going to accuse and fight racism? A website devoted to funny/hot pictures? If you're so passionate and serious about this stuff maybe you ought to take it to a real platform where it really exists. If there are not enough black girls on this site for you then stop checking it! It's a simple as that! Google hot black girls or something. I'm sure there's a similar site that has more minority representation. It's not all about you. Calm the fuck down.

      • dollbaby

        You read my mind. In so many words, this is so true. I totally agree. Thanks Ana. Kcco.

    • bigbri19

      actually #39 is from germany so…

    • McDuffy

      asdf – really? i mean c'mon… really? way to lead the anti-racism crusade in a direction where it will really do some good -_____- oh. wait. no you didn't. i think its about time you kept calm and chived on my over enthusiastic amigo

    • Nogtp

      I definitely would. Nothing like a woman with some curves.

      • Mr. Burgandy

        Yes there is, a woman with curves thats not a fat slob.

      • http://www.facebook.com/lexbarron2007 Lex Williams

        rolls =/= curves… most of the girls posted on the chive have curves, she's bordering on rolls. not my thing. i like curves.

    • Dustin

      #39 hell yeah, enough of the skeletor girls this girl is perfect

      • Jeff_Rush

        I agree.

    • Jim

      Yes. Without hesitation.

    • KyleGamgee

      Pretty face, nice boobs, absolutely.

    • EXO153

      Not my type

    • *integration

      Lol u mad bro?

    • Mark

      No. Too big. If she took off that tight shirt her boobs would sag down to her waist. That's not attractive!

    • Dave


    • http://www.facebook.com/rzgonick Zack Gonick

      She has a pretty face but once the boobs get above a certain size, they are no longer attractive.

      Face: yes
      Body: no

    • Skilik

      In a heartbeat I would.

    • Birote

      hottest chick in this post hands down

    • Senn

      shes hor

      • Senn

        #39 is hot…….not hor lol

    • http://www.facebook.com/Lunchbox9316 David Hupp


    • Ben

      about time you put a real woman on here. I was getting tired of the stick chicks!

    • ricky bobby

      Already did

    • evilfro


    • Dave


    • Shep

      Hell to the yes I would!!!

    • Smooth


    • carguy008

      Pass. #47 can give her a run for the money

    • Hooka

      Without hesitation!

    • Josh

      Yes then I'd show her off to all I konw.

    • dweber77

      Definitely would. She is hot!

    • zimnanook

      Hell yea want more pics who is she?

    • Rob

      I'd bounce those funbags like a Spalding on Hardwood.
      For sure !

    • Tone

      I definitely would!!

    • mark


    • Smitty

      Damn strait.

      Show MOAR.

    • James

      I think this is beauty personified! why can't we get a good album for these full-figured women? Bones are for the dog, meat is for the man!!

    • cj

      impressive.. Most impressive

    • Raks

      I would and I would go for seconds, thirds, fourths and don't worry about what anyone will say. This is quality.

  • hump

    Early DAR – just what Monday needed!


    #43 If I saw this walking around the mall, Paul Blart would have to taser me for some inappropriate actions.

    • DuncanIdaho33

      Whoever sent that in is a lying piece of hell, that pic has been around for years and years. Still an awesome pic of an awesomely shapely lady though.

      • blindin1eye

        hell it's even been on theChive at least twice in the last year. No one forgets that pic.

      • Yoga Pants 2012

        Still not as bad as when some guy tried to say he took a picture of his girlfriend a while back, when it was clearly Sara Underwood..

  • jbb

    <img src="http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/monday-dar-42.jpg"&gt; She brings her camera to work, or does she have a friend take it for her?

    Either way, that's hot.

    • DoomsDayDub

      Hmmm, you pose two questions as if they are opposing ideas, but they are simply two different questions. 1. Did she bring her own camera? A. It's probably her phone camera.
      2. Is a friend taking the picture? Judging from where she is, it does not appear there would be a place to set the camera up to take the picture on its own, thus I deduce a female co-worker who she had made out with before has taken the picture for her.

      • jbb

        "a female co-worker who she had made out with before has taken the picture for her."

        Seems logical.

        • Tpain

          the real question is where does she work?

      • ret

        I'd buy that for a dollar!!!

    • John

      HOW do you girls NOT remove the tags?? Isn't it irritating?

      • https://www.facebook.com/jimmy.dukes.18 Jimmy Dukes

        hahaha thats funny i rip all my tags off my clothes, hate the way they feel for sure.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      i find the lack of rebuttals from commentators,
      in actual possession of a vagina, disturbing.

      • kay

        Nope, those tags are soft. the price tags are the annoying paper ones. But on lingerie, it looks nicer without the tags 😉

        • bob

          And if her undies were not on inside out you wouldn't see the tag.

  • Hendo

    I'll have a #11 with a side of #16 please and thank you.

    • longshot421

      Yes sir! Love the naughty Alice look, and #17, your legs are the kind that make men crash their cars into phone poles when you wear shorts. Wow! Post often, please. And KCCO.

    • thedude325

      Find #11

    • Martin

      #11 – My flush just became straight.

  • E Tex

    #22 True


      Well, Bud Light is your first problem…

    • https://www.facebook.com/timothy.peverley Timothy Peverley

      Wouldn't mind being on board, tons of hot chicks drunk off shitty beer ready to regret the whole trip and me, not drinking a drop of that shit ready to be that regret.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I thought this was gonna be a battle-royale deathmatch cruise,
      where the final victor wipes off all the blood and guts off and collects the One and Only Beer as a Prize.

    • Rob

      Maybe if this were like a Stone IPA cruise or some type of good beer then I could see myself going.

    • Justin

      Why not have a chive cruise!

  • iChive

    #6 I'm not anymore. Thank you. You're…like 5 hour energy for my 2:30 feeling.

  • AtlChiver

    Early Dar and #6!

  • mtella88

    #6 #16 #17 Thank you!!

    • bud

      whoo! mountaineers!

    • SMT

      Can #16 and #17 be Chivette of the Week?!?!?! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

    • Dave

      More and more love the app mountains

    • Poke4Life

      Those legs…

  • goaheadandhate

    #8 Why the hell not?

    • hahaha

      that's the best place to do it.

      • jeff donuts

        no cuz u might clog it up. been there and with no plunger thats the worse.

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        scumbag steve? is that you?

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Fellow Male friend's toilet…use discretion
      Female toilet = Under no circumstances, the poor little pipes will choke to death

  • MOAR

    #3 Go get 'em!

    • Red

      Just enjoy them boy.

      • iheartboobs

        Hes thinking of all the fun he is going to have later that night!

    • goglas

      I think he's actually checkin out blondie's ass

      • thom

        Either way he is doing it right.

    • crashedwedding

      motorboatin' sonnuva bitch

    • https://www.facebook.com/nicholas.o.thurston Nick Thurston

      Best Pic of the Day!

    • Armed Ann Dangerous

      Better keep listening…might be a bit about "Blessed are the big noses."

  • KayMan

    bravo little man #29
    and yes #39

  • zaneen


    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=666917516 Alex Loring


  • HG Markus

    #50 well, Hello Georgeous. Your application as 'Chivette of the week' has been accepted. Congrats

    • DubU2Death

      looks like kate middleton

    • Hippie Hipster Not

      I'm not too thrilled with the "thought provoking short story tattoo" they're always about something that nobody cares about and you're an asshole if you DON'T "get it"….I'll pass, I've seen about 20 too many.

      • well duh

        We can then assume that you "got" nothing…

  • iChive

    #35 pretty sure that's how my boss got promoted.

    • Patrick

      This was on the Colbert Report last week. Funny as hell.

    • Your Boss

      You're fired!

      • Chuck

        Only you didn't clean the lickee's ass prior to engaging in the licking behaviour

    • HUH?

      hmm, why is this guy licking my ass, i bet ya 50 bucks if i crap a peanut he will eat it. (ok,you can use a wet q-tip and get the same result. i think this guy was just looking for a chance to lick a butt and found his chance.)

    • James Gallagher

      We must work at the same place.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=684036885 Bobby Alten

      Seriously made me laugh out loud. Good job!

  • cjuncosa

    #8 Wrong. Thats exactly where you poop.

    • Nick

      And then leave it for them to find it later!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/lexbarron2007 Lex Williams

      that way if ya clog it ya can just bail

      • Optimus_prime

        Kamikaze poo

  • Marko

    If you look at #27 upside down, it looks like normal cleavage!

    • Marko

      Aside from her head being where her ass would be, of course.

      • Marko

        Commenting on own comments is not cool.

        • Marko

          Unless you can keep the commenting going…

    • nothing wrong here.

      it looks pretty normal as is to me.

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      dear mother of the underboob gods

  • not shitfaced

    No. #39

    • ruben


    • Red

      That's about a four beer girl, but I wouldn't call her the next day.

    • Betterword

      Everyone needs love

      • Chuck

        But fat chacks – they gotta pay (Quagmire).

    • Crazy Bill

      I'd do her, but also no long term.

    • AllanA

      Hell yeah….because of bewbs!!!

    • cindy b

      nope. not even a lil bit

    • jonny

      Are you kidding?!?! That is one of the hottest girls I've ever seen!

      • Rodge

        Thats what we call a DUFF. Designated Ugly Fat Friend.

        • Maureen

          Exactly what Anna Kendrick would look like overweight.

      • PianoFingers

        She looks like she feels attractive. And that, my friends, is rule no. 1 for being attractive.

    • Otter

      Boobs way too big. Other than that, I've got no problem.

    • Meowmix

      He was just answering a question honestly. It's not like I'd reject her as a friend, people just have certain types. I wouldn't, because I'm simply not attracted to her; I don't like that guys are "supposed to" like huge breasts, and I'm sick of the "eat a sammich" comments. Some people are big, as some people are skinny. Get over it.

    • Horndog

      NO? Then move the hell over!!

    • lance


    • Quarter

      I'd have to say a 6 pak and a coin toss + Are my friends gonna see me take her home? Cause if no one else f's up that night. I'm it, till someone else does.

  • http://www.douggoff.com Doug

    #6 Are you guys hiring??

    • Josh

      Who took the photo?

  • Michael G

    #2 my life

    • LucyPWaddens

      Who's the D-bag, I would seriously like to drag your ass!

    • Emil

      Left with ABS, right – no ABS

  • PokerDaddy

    Can I say, LOVING the "Bored at Work"

  • Sean

    #14 No no… not a change girl

    • Sean


      • Idius

        So I'm not the only one who panics when he sees he can make the front-page without piggybacking, huh?

  • PennStater

    #11 Yea baby!

    • mike

      her name is Lisa Lee Marie.

    • https://www.facebook.com/rhurless Robert Hurless

      I wonder who she does…….I mean what she does for a living. lol

    • greazzlybear

      I'd like to go down that rabbit hole

    • That Guy 13

      That moment when theres so many pages you dont want to comment anymore!

      • PennStater

        Ain't that the truth!

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