Moscow men try their hand at fashion…the results are unstable at best (31 Photos)

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  • TokyoFace

    #6 … brace yourselves, hipster comments are coming

    • willow

      what midget took all these photos?!

    • *dash*

      #17 and #24 so I guess hammer pants are still in over there?

    • George

      psh that comment is totes redic

  • Trav1121

    Geezus! This gallery is too fruity to be here. I banish thee to the Berry, ya buncha weirdos!

    • kirah

      yeah….we girls at TheBerry like to see straight men…… these fellows look like they met up with the dudes from Japan from a post a couple weeks ago…. thanks but no thanks

      • Come@meBro

        WARNING!

        I strongly advise against scrolling this post from the bottom up. Consider yourselves warned…

    • femtrooper

      We dont want them either.

    • guest

      I say we take off and nuke it from space…… it's the only way to be sure.

    • Not Sweet-Ass

      it's a veritable pillow biter palooza

  • RandomTask09

    Moscow, European, North American…seriously, can you tell them apart?

    • Yoga Pants 2012

      Yes. Fat ones are most likely American. 😛

      • Dude

        hahaha.. white people..

    • jclou

      douchebag is pretty universal.. it breaks barriers of language creed color and religion!

      • omni

        Yeah, I agree. But in this specific post their, you know.. their of a certain skin colour.

  • etcrr

    #20 trying to be Keith Richards

    • fact

      he's an american rich guy that goes to all the NBA playoff games.. can't remember name. looks like crypt keeper but has smoking hot women

      • AXD

        James Goldstein, not just playoff games, and SUPER rich

    • DaveStinson316

      Not skinny enough to be Keith. Now, if we're talking about Keith in a few years when he can't fight his zombie urge anymore and eats the other members of the Stones, then yes.

  • antcruz

    #31 sums it up. Let's move along now.

    • https://www.facebook.com/SnowtoriousB.I.G Morten Der Alte Norup

      Seen in a historically correct way this gif shows a approving gesture….

      The correct gesture for 'kill the slaves/gladiators' were a thumbs up.

      You're welcome.

      • Winston

        I'm pretty sure that's not true, no one knows for definite if the thumbs up or down meant kill or spare

        • Mr. Tea

          Depended on what the crowd was screaming for… usually "Kill!!!"

  • F@$%theArmy

    There wasn't a single one of those "dudes" that hasn't had a dick in their mouth!

    • http://twitter.com/HBSS82 @HBSS82

      They've at least seen one up close!

  • Mcchocolate

    Men from Moscow have been moved up on my hate list…2 spots above Beiber and right next to hipsters

  • Jolark

    #26 That's not that bad.

    • MonkeyMadness

      I was thinking the same thing, he's the only one that doesn't make me want to punch him in the neck when I see him.

      • Dick Salad

        The stone washed jeans make me want to punch him and the fact that he just looks like he's trying too hard.

    • Really¿

      R u serious ….. No really??……….like ooo myyyy god stab me in my throat……please!

      Really¿¿¿

    • dkassa

      #7 isnt that bad either

  • deeppen

    So your saying most guys in Moscow @re gay?…

    • stonewall_79

      I was thinking the same but I'm pretty sure they're just a bunch of fags, plain and simple.

  • Llamagina

    My god….. the hipster….. it's…. it's evolving.

    • Yoga Pants 2012

      We did it before it was cool though…

      • herb

        It was never cool.

  • third and long

    Still not as bad as hipsters

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      but….they are hipsters……i think.

  • cat in the hat

    Nice try America now take your hipsters back.

  • Daniel

    Chive, allow me to…. RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!!!!!! TCHK TCHK BAAAAAANG!

  • carol

    i think i prefer to be gay

  • DaddyD

    Russian Mail Order husbands?

  • Jeremy Inskip

    I've never seen a more persuasive case for bringing back Communism.

  • Steven

    The entire time I was looking at this I was thinking why? But after seeing the gif at the end, I practically shit myself laughing.

  • whyme1973

    Could easily be mistaken for New Jersey.

    • mid13

      Ouch, if a guy tried to wear anything as fruity as those in my party of Jersey, they would be shot on site and hung from the town tree for all to see.

  • eric

    Some of them look almost acceptable…almost…

  • Brain

    #15 and #19 look like something from sprockets skit on SNL.

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      Dieter?

  • http://thechive.com/ PagingDrDickey

    What I took from this is that ever guy in Moscow is gay

    • Sauliazas

      even if you meet weakest actual gay guy in Moscow you would pee your pants

  • Captain Wickedsation

    #5 stole my wife's jeans.

  • carlos

    #10 lesbian Justin beiber?

  • forever alone

    all of them work at thechive and are indeed mericans

  • JPC217

    Wow. Take em out back and smack them around with a sack of doorknobs……………

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