Daily Afternoon Randomness (51 Photos)

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  • bored

    First!

    • bored

      Shout out to my big bro! I DID IT FINALLY!!!!!!!!

      • figleaf

        Did "it"?? Finally?? Unlikely.

    • Attaxia

      Ass hat

    • Poncho

      What the fuck would the chive do without Reddit?

      • Billy

        izismile beats reddit by a mile………..

      • Underbaker

        Find other places to get pictures from to make their condensed galleries from. Most (maybe?) of us Chivers don't have time to browse multiple sites on the internet, so we choose a few quality sites that filter out most of the trash/fluff and are happy with them. With that in mind please stop comparing our choice to yours.

      • mike

        r/spacedicks!!!!

    • BruceWayne

      #42
      Is just Wow!!
      Fucking very cool.

    • Smashy

      First what? Sperm that dripped from your moms mouth onto the shaft of one the guys she getting gang banged by, then rammed it back into your mom?

  • chad

    first

    • badasallgetout

      yeah if you are retarded…

    • Chad

      So sad. 😦

      • Beefcastle

        fuck you chad

        • GoodBurger

          I was about to say the exact same thing. Why is chad such a name that you wanna say Fuck You to?
          Fuck you chad!! hahaha

  • Fall

    #5 #6 #46 we need dogs Sunday!

    • dochandy

      yes, we most certainly do. and don't forget hotties in cowboy boots! seriously about to start a fucking petition…

    • Whiskey_Drinker

      I think you meant #48, but that was a great typo

      • Zach

        "Dog days of Summer" weekly post?

      • Idrankmahbeers

        God I laughed at that lol

      • Underbaker

        I'm perfectly happy with the puppies in #46.

    • http://twitter.com/pro7otype @pro7otype

      dog day sunday is a great idea.
      Lets have it chive.

  • United State of ME

    hello hello

    • stupid

      baba-booey

    • Underbaker

      Is it me you're looking for?

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #18 Answer: Bacon.

    • Dude

      nope, it's joint.

    • haha

      Or weed

    • Kyle

      Dude, mine too! You're like telephonetic bro

      • Corky

        Bacon is ALWAYS the answer

      • usmc_chiver

        it's like you have ESPN or something!

    • Shepard Wong

      uhhhh what was the question? derp

    • http://www.facebook.com/erich.backhus Erich Backhus

      This post encompasses all that is good and right in the world.

    • MissDobyDobes

      Laughed so hard I peed a little.

    • Franklin1138

      This dude reminds me of when I was at my brother in law's bachelor party, and one of the guys in our group says, completely out of the blue, "What dimension are we in?"

      • AmBush_Steve

        Every time I see that dude he actually reminds me of my brother-in-law. Physically and otherwise. Spitting image.

  • https://www.facebook.com/Griffin.Ryan Ryan Griffin

    #49, great smile.

    • Missy the SEXUAL

      i love when she sat on my brothers face i filmed it all, HOT!

  • st33

    You look great in green….Not sure about those Cubbies though! How many years since World Series win. Although, I am definitely a fan of you!
    #7

    • Dave

      is that an attempt to trash talk the most fun fan base in sports instead of focusing on this girl's incredible body?

      • st33

        Attempt Trash Talk & Cubs in the same sentence. You are funny

        • Dave

          Don't see Cubs anywhere in my sentence. You can't read.

          • Sox Fan

            She's got a rockin' bod.

            MOAR

            Sox or Cubs, she still hot.

            • Dave

              Amen

              • Sox Fan

                Besides,

                Cubs got swept this weekend.

                • STL World Champs

                  Thumbs up for you all day long, and I'm a White Sox fan as well.

      • yoadrian

        She's incredibly hot, but she's obviously not that smart if she's a Cubs fan.

      • Richard Jackin

        The most fun fan base? I would say that it definitely the brewers. The cubs fans are all dickheads. Every brewers game i go to when im in milwaukee are a blast. Im from minnesota and a twins fan and brewers fans are by far the best ive met.

    • yoadrian

      Cubs suck… GO GO White Sox!!!!!

    • JimmyP06

      People obviously don't understand what it means to be a Chicago sports fan. You look amazing, fuck the haters!! KCCO from the greatest city in the world (finally a Chicago chivette!!)

      • Corky

        Open invitation for this Chivette to watch the next Crosstown series with me. Each run the Sox score, she removes an article of clothing.

        Easiest way to have her naked by the 3rd inning.

      • Always Last

        There have been at least two Chicago Chivettes that I can remember. One of them was SCOW even.

    • JAFitC

      I used to think the Cubs were loveable losers. Then I realized they're not loveable.

      To put it in perspective, the Titanic sank 100 years ago this spring. It sank four years after the Cubs last won the World Series. True story.

    • Steven

      As a native Chicago Chiver please send moar!

      • torqued

        typical sox fans, only show up to talk shit about the cubs

    • https://www.facebook.com/chadlgroves Chad Groves

      SOX…. CUBS…. TOMATO,,, TAMATO …… WHO CARES LOOK AT THIS GORGEOUS CREATURE

  • SaltLakeChiver

    Late DAR makes work drag…

    But #7 made it all better.

    • Albert Wesker

      would love to paint you white… OH!!!!

    • The Guy

      I wish i could've wore you out last night… (if you know what i mean)

      • Guest

        I was going to say something similar. Kudos.

    • bob

      Get a real woman you ugly virgin.

    • http://studyrx.com KevT

      Agreed. MOAR Please!

    • kang

      Aw my Gawd ! Your underboobs are so nice ! I definitively want moar !

  • http://lemonparty.org anon

    #29 You bought the 2 year old fleshlight, not your kid. You are the pedrobear

    • Gmoney

      Is that the spanish version?

      • banana flapjacks

        thats a fleshlight thats 2 years old. ur kid is blowing jizz bubbles

        • benbobbins

          You are disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself.

    • Stuce

      Hey, leave Pedro out of this!!

      • Urethra Franklin

        Vote for Pedro!

        • Anomanom

          Pedro lacks experience!

    • Truth

      and what appear to be anal beads

    • Franklin1138

      Doesn't matter. Had sex.

  • Breau McFaggy pants

    I would have been first but my pants were super tight

  • beasty

    #43

    Yes, yes you do

    • Prick

      love the hourglass figure – nature's perfect invention

    • Elcastino

      I didn't know it was possible to fall in love without seeing someone's face.

      • Erock

        Thats just it, they never submit their face…

    • whyme1973

      Please send more of your perfect self in. You should be a weekly feature at least. Damn.

    • Kat

      perfect body

    • sporky

      you have very very lovely features! MOAR!!!

    • dude

      If you arn't cotw material, I dont know what is!

      • eino

        I was thinking cotm, if that is possible.

    • KyleGamgee

      Your body is awesome. I hope your face is pretty too.

    • Jimmy

      This person pcitured here has great boobs. I can feel it.

      • bumble

        what kind of monitor do you have and where can I get one. 🙂

    • sweetsassymolassy

      beautiful body … you are a very sexy woman indeed … now if you can please clean your room so we can have sex that would be great

      • 650

        once again, a hot chick has a disaster of a room – I'm pretty sure it's because the only thing they make time for is thinking about themselves

        • Noclue

          I didn't even notice the room was messy….

        • Solitaire

          What's a room? Are you a real person?

      • Jorge V.

        do you know how i can tell that you are gay

    • RedR8R

      GOOD GAWD, i don't think i've ever seen a more perfect body

      • AAC

        She should have her own site…unbelievable!

        • Ned Ryerson

          i would be subscribed for sure!

    • http://www.facebook.com/rzgonick Zack Gonick

      Victoria Secret models are jealous of that body!!

      • B-More

        Butterface. Bet. Prove me wrong!

        • Lavrentiy

          butterface or not. I'd hit that so hard, whoever could pull me out would be the king of England.

          • King of England

            It's My Turn

          • Samhedi

            That's fucking funny right there. Thanks.

    • Rahm Emanuel

      I have been a good boy Santa. I would her for Christmas…oh to unwrap you….

      • Rahm Emanuel

        okay want not would…suck it!

    • whfan

      find her, moar, cotw, and anything else i can possibly say to make you submit additions to this. made my day.

    • Mee

      MOAR!!!!!!!!!!

    • Corky

      Dear God, yes MOAR!! Geez, we have Chivettes like this and yet we get stuck with last week's COTW? WTF!!!

    • moondoggy13

      Also heels

    • CJ Garcia

      You've made the rest of my week. You have the most PERFECT curves I have ever seen!

    • https://www.facebook.com/bmignaco Bruno Mignaco

      madre de Dios! I love you!
      Moooaaaaaaar!!!!!!!

    • Sam

      MOARRR

    • http://www.facebook.com/ryan.davis.9849 Ryan Davis

      MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Mrbadtouch

      Sooooooo good. Need more…………..

    • ns_chiveon

      Cotw!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=825925444 Mike Keller

      Someone get us Moar?!?

    • Boner

      Perfection in heels

    • Skadoosh

      Congratulations Hot Lady, you have won! Your prize: The Internet

    • http://studyrx.com KevT

      [Drool]….[/Drool]

    • Occam

      I almost crashed my motorcycle and I stopped riding an hour ago.

    • Jeff

      More more more. Find her

    • Pool

      CLEAN UP your room before taking pictures 🙂

      • bumble

        FOUND: Her mother.

    • Lotus

      By far the best girl, rest of the girls were too cookie-cutter

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      No face please. The odds of improving this view are one in a million. That body should be carved in marble, then gilded.

    • The Buddha

      awesome

    • LeafsSuck

      I believe this is Baaabydoll from Reddit. No face. Boobs are enhanced. Canadian.

      • LeafsSuck

        http://www.reddit.com/r/Baaabydoll/
        First time submitting to the chive, hope this works.

        • Nerf Herder

          Yes it is indeed!! Thank you kind sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

      • Yep

        Looks like the same bedroom/ bed set. Still no face, so probably not looking good upstairs!

        http://imgur.com/a/ZfbKX#4

    • Nope

      Not impressed. She has no ass!

    • kang

      Indeed… May we ask MOAR ?

    • Franklin1138

      And we're all very fortunate for that.

    • In awe of #43

      Christ's sake Chive, COTW if there ever was one!!!

    • handhandfingersthumb

      chivette of the week? yeah!

    • SteelHorseCowboy

      Damn…… Perfect, Moar…..

    • Hans

      More please. Maybe even make her Chivette of the Week. Either her, #43, or that lovely cubs fan #7.

    • zoxymusic

      AMAZING!

    • Hokie08

      Speechless…

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff

      #43 fucking fantastic, anything you don't have, you don't need.

    • killa_kella

      perfecto

    • zepolcire

      Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe yeaaaaah

    • ckret

      Hottest body on here, moar please.

  • CHEESY

    #17
    I seal what you did there.

    • stonewall_79

      LOL

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=825925444 Mike Keller

      Really did seal the show

    • DaddyD

      I otter thumb you down for such a bad pun.

  • BSmike

    Not first, and don't care, because boobs.
    #35

    • st33

      My words while scrolling the DAR….. "FUCK". She is nails

    • DEATH GRIPS

      DAR "reader", really?? has it come to this?

    • Chaos

      Stroller on the left side, middle pic….don't care, MILF

    • Trav1121

      Find Moar! That is all.

  • https://www.facebook.com/tgodley23 Todd Godley

    #7 Go Cubs Go!

    • yoadrian

      Dear #7,

      I don't care if your a Cubs fan or not, but you should be dating winners. And since I am a White Sox fan, we should talk…. =)

    • ToTheMoon!

      Mostly I gave a thumbs up because boobs (and a fantastic figure). But yeah, sure, go Cubs.

    • JAFitC

      Trust me. They went.

  • Matthew Billingsley

    # 34

    Not enough people read that.

    • Richard

      #34 I did nothing made any sense tho

    • AAA

      #34

    • Bill

      it was sarcastic! trying to show how not reading that book made me an asshole.

      • Elsinor Brewery

        You know that trying to explain your shitty joke doesn't help make it funnier, right?

        • Bill

          Wasn't trying to make it funnier. just trying to explain myself to you uptight downers. I realize the joke was a huge miss

        • Bottled Mouse

          No way, hoser.

  • Matt

    Anyone else think the guy in the background of #2 looks like a woman with a really flat chest?

    • Stuce

      He has a frowny torso if you look closely

    • figleaf

      Epic derp photobomb regardless.

      • Lou

        Almost looks like Con Bro Chill, The LAX king.

        • cooper44

          Is it not con bro chill?! I saw that. gotta be him!

    • http://www.facebook.com/kylejheard Kyle Heard

      unfortunately she also has a flat chest. But she is still a cutie!

    • PapaB

      not a clue what it is about her, but she's definately hot to me regardless of her bust

    • Pancho McDougle

      they both do

  • scooter

    #43 moar

    • martian maggot

      the only thought that came to mind was 'holy fuck'

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=825925444 Mike Keller

      Chivette of the week, Calendar 2013? Make it so Chive, make it so…

      Also HQ?

      Moar?

    • mtpuckhead

      This pic made my day!

    • Trav1121

      There isn't enough Moar in the world! We need more MOAR! Absolutely STACKED!

  • Markoda

    #43 – An ode to the Kim Kardashians of real life – these are the girls that really deserve the attention. Thank you for sharing and KCCO

    • Jason

      Comparing her to pornstar Kim Kardashian is an insult to this goddess.

      • Boner

        agreed

      • Lotus

        He was referring to Kim's killer curves, you're an idiot if you don't think Kim and #43 don't have awesome bodies. Annoying personalities are harder to convey through pictures.

    • The Woim

      It took my iPad so long to download that body it has so many curves.

  • bob_the_cook

    #10, #24, #43 WIN!

    • Trav1121

      #10 is amazing! Love that bite pic! So much moar is needed!

  • Brother Maynard

    #7 I love you

  • whyme1973

    #7 #10 #35 #43 Good lord! The hotness is strong with the DAR today!
    #28 I like where this is going.

    • ewdeziel

      These girls have me drooling!

    • Santa

      and #51 anything that beautifully gift wrapped should not be overlooked

    • bob

      Sad Sad poor virgin.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ben.cunningham.777 Ben Cunningham

    #12 is insane…and I'm an insurance adjuster….I have seen it all

    • Smitty

      Wow, just when I was going to comment that Chive should retire this photo cause it has been up here about a gazillion times. Go figure. I guess those guys at chive know a certain percentage of images need replay because a certain percentage of newbees arrive daily. Thier so clever there.

    • Static

      them duke boys done missed again….

    • Jeffzero

      MUST TRY!!
      Can I borrow your car for a minute?

  • hark1985

    #2 herr depr iam t-rex

  • http://twitter.com/bdaley84 @bdaley84

    #43 and thanks for sharing. Hope for moar soon.

    • KeepinCalm

      much much moar. damn… 😮

    • stonewall_79

      Agreed, she's awesome

  • Bender

    #11 #51 MOAR

    • bob

      Get out and find a pair of tits you virgin!

    • https://www.facebook.com/sam.c.belk Sam Belk

      Girl from VA rules, bob DROOLS.

    • Jack o' lantern

      #51 is named Gina?

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