Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • Vic

    #29 love you

    • Vic

      how about some R2D2 love!?

      • Dr_StrangePants

        she was on yesterday

      • Hapenis

        How about some R2 Double D2 love!

    • whyme1973

      Damn I love sexy nerds.

    • Tee

      That is the droid I've been looking for…

    • Anon

      Insert obligatory Chewbacca growl here Rooooooooaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggh

    • Deflater Mouse

      Best Star Wars costume ever.

    • Schadeboy

      All of a sudden, C-3PO is my favorite droid…

  • paula2.0

    first bitches!!

    • Vic


    • A concerned friend

      Stop sucking at all you do Paula – it's embarrassing for all of us.

    • http://www.facebook.com/austin.anderson.566 Austin Anderson


    • Underbaker

      2.0? I think not, just a cheap knock off.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Cheap ass Chinese imitation that fails at FIRST use…

        – Fan testimonial: "Paula, you're half the reason I read the comments. – SquishyFlint"

    • Tim


  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=666536224 Joe Martinez Jr.

    #15 Mmmm smack that!!!

    • maboze1x

      There has to be a full lenght movie. FIND!

    • 1/2FunAndDontCry

      Hypnotizing, I swear I just lost the last 5 minutes, and can't remember why.

    • David

      i would leave my wife for that

      • Poontangler

        I'd leave your wife for that too.

      • antcruz

        I'd take your wife after you left her. And then leave her for that.

      • Someone

        After everyone else leaves your wife, I will use her low self esteem to talk her into a threesome with that.

        • http://4chan.org gnocco

          Win reply is win

      • MICHAEL

        I would take your wife to a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again. And then I would have a pancake breakfast with that.

    • ABCdario

      does anyone know her name???

      • Stevo

        She's CharlieSweets, she's a webcam girl on MFC

    • Rod

      I think someone already has.

    • Jake

      Agree! Post the full length movie! Damn look at that ass jiggle and that FMN face

    • Rakk1616

      Dear god!!

    • tylrd67

      Here's some additional shots…one NSFW…

      • hgfds


    • The Truth

      With all the love for this pic all over the thread, I'm convinced more than ever that chivers love a fat ass. The like fat and giggle much more than fit and toned. Sad really and beyond good taste.

      • Anonymouse

        8)The Chive, while not directly racist, continues to practice institutionalized racism by featuring white/Aryan/blonde/blue eye girls as more attractive. Look how black men/women are portrayed. Hateful stereotypes.

        Someone clearly hasn't seen the 'Black is beautiful' posts. Or even Redhead Thursdays. Or the posts devoted to asian girls…

        Your argument fails… 🙂

      • Chivewin

        'Mac is the worst. I know for a fact he is scum.'

        Oh my god, you used the word 'fact' in your sentence so it must be true!

      • http://www.facebook.com/sam.machielsen Samrit Machielsen

        TheChive you should sue this guy for Defamation and Libel.

      • buttcheecks


    • your mama


      • Adam

        Because human attraction starts with the physical aspect – for both men AND women. We objectify each other. We've been doing it for, oh, you know….as long as humans have existed. Whether you believe thats roughly 6,000 years or several million, the simple fact remains – men have been checking out "dat ass" for a loooooooong time. And I wouldn't expect that to change any time soon.

    • Waffles

      Love the thigh fat jiggle. No thanks.

    • Dez

      She has got a twitter page and I highly recommend spending quality time with it.

      • vince

        What is her handle? I want to go there.

    • El Guapo

      check out this one and see if you notice the "odd" thing in this gif http://i.minus.com/ibmu1H332OvxUl.gif

    • ThatGuy

      Unless my internet is broken…I think KCCO has managed to break someone's twitter and MFC from overuse.

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #7 That one kid…

    <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq0hv4o9GN1qfpz1c.gif&quot; alt="some_text"/>

  • etcrr

    #9 Pure Genius

  • Rollout25

    #29 This is the Droid that I have been looking for!

    • Mikey

      Just looking at the face, if "she" turns out to be a "he" is anyone else going to be less than surprised?

      • vengersdad

        looking at the tits and hips I would be yes

      • JackInEC

        I actually know her. She's from Baltimore, and she's most definitely a female. Great legs, great body, an exceptionally creative.

    • curt

      classic boss comment

    • higher


  • BigPup

    #15 I would go all highlander and tongue-fu the hell out of that!

  • etcrr

    #15 damn I could watch this all day

    • Dave

      Exactly what I said out loud to my sister who I am Chiving with. New Chivette btw. Until she almost smacked me in order to scroll down

      • Der'

        Exactly what I said out loud to my co-worker who I am Chiving with. New Chiver btw. Until he almost smacked me when I tried to scroll down

  • Mad_Hittman

    #30 Yep, you can't spell Pimp without the Imp

    • indesignkat

      that's the coolest thing I've seen today

      • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

        lol so true 😀 I love that guy…and I HATE Joffrey

  • saucypants

    #15 I believe this is Violet Erotica / Viorotica. Happy fapping!

    • Ed Wuncler III

      Someone please confirm

      • Ian

        Not her but it does look like her. Violet has long tattoos on the back of her legs.

    • Gollum277

      CharlieSweets from MyFreeCams… You're welcome.

    • tylrd67
      • Willie

        Damn, how about a NSFW next time?

      • KeepinCalm

        I work from home…it's all safe for work here. thanks!!!

  • Lower

    #21 KO

    • iheartboobs

      Kids and all people failing is always hilarious.
      Is there a video of this and #27?

    • Andy Valentine

      Every time I watched that I laughed a little harder. Brilliant.

  • http://whatmovieshouldiwatch.wordpress.com/ mhuard5

    #9 practicality at its finest

  • Yessum

    #15 Damnit chive… My fapping schedule has officially been thrown off

  • RealZoo

    #15 #23……………That is all!!!

  • Trent

    #23 Excuse me, miss, what do you want to bet I can throw a hard eight?

    • dirtysteve99

      I'm guessing Vegas hooker, so don't work too hard on the lines.

    • Someone

      More like a hard 5 and a 1/2, am I right?!

    • Mike

      That's hardly unusual for Vegas. Walk through the casinos in the daytime and there is countless women gambling in bikinis and heels on!

  • John Kenny

    #19 doesn't even know those two…he just compulsively poses whenever he see's someone whip out a camera. It's called Prim-Adonisism.

  • Esr0d

    #27 awesome defender.

    • Bildad

      We all knew a kid that played this hard… chive on like a boss, kid.

    • This Guy 13


    • Mike

      2 blocks with his face.. F yea

    • Brooktown Chiver

      Heart over talent any day of the week. Awesome kid is awesome

    • lol



    • chelo

      you shall no pass…

  • Jim

    #1 & #16

    These two are great!

  • Trav1121

    #21 I laughed… Then I laughed again! Kids are crazy!

    • MonkeyMadness

      The kid in the swing isn't too bright. He got owned twice.

  • 1/2FunAndDontCry

    #17 Blood bath in 3….2…..1…..

    • 1/2FunAndDontCry

      This is also how my ex-girlfriend caught the football, with her face.

    • nebraska

      This is why she should be in the kitchen, learning a trade.

  • Mike

    #23 Vegas. Gotta love it!

  • joob

    # 20 Shibuya crossing in Japan. shown in the Tokyo drift movie.

    • Ali Ackbah

      The main Shibuya crossing is 6 way, this is in or near Shibuya, Tokyo but it is not showing the central Shibuya area. You see people playing football (soccer) on that pitch all the time… I'd hate to have to go and get the ball if it was kicked over.

      • PukaPhil


  • Trav1121

    #6 Not funny anymore in -8…-9…-10…

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Call me late to the party, but I still don't get this….what's with this "cut me off" meme?

      • Cool story bro

        Gotye- somebody i used to know

        • Unfkngblvbl

          Thank you kind sir. I am now internet current……….until tomorrow.

    • thom

      I love em.

  • Cartridge

    #14 Best show ever

    • Derp

      Need to bring it back!!!

      • sithney

        there's always rifftrax or cinematic titanic

    • This Guy 13

      Watch it on netflix almost all the time.

      • Jezza67

        What show is it?

        • c-c-c-cool

          It is the awesomeness that is Mystery Science Theater 3000

        • Guest

          Major thumbs-down for not knowing that bit of classic TV.

        • freddy boy

          A crazy man with his two robot friends hosted incredibly, indescribably awful movies for us. They were so awful you couldn't stop laughing. It was great.

          • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

            I want this 😀 Netflix has made me love MS3TK all over again.

  • joob

    #20 Shibuya crossing in Japan. shown in the Tokyo drift movie.

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