The world would be a boring place without Asians (32 photos)

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  • weldsoft

    #25 Now I know what the unusual taste in Tsing Tao beer is….

    • yea

      arsenic?

    • twoedges

      plastic? ok, I give up.

    • Daisey

      Goldfish?

      • weldsoft

        Good answer!

    • GlaARG

      How do they…?
      I don't even…!
      Who was foam?

      P.S I think he got shorted on that one bag, and they might be stepping on it with urine anyway.

    • Former Expat

      Doesn't matter, they sell it for 1 RMB a liter (about the equivalent of $0.06 a can). The taste grows on you when you can get completely hammered for less than a buck…

  • this guy

    #13 Wait… These aren't my glasses…

    • Ned Ryerson

      what's with the guy who is about to murder everyone through the window??

      • Ricky

        while riding a segway

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #30

    I pray rain song rike dis!

    • videologic

      seriously? +26 to someone swapping l's with r's, its such an old, overused joke

  • Paul

    FIRST!!!!

    • ColaChiver

      You fail so epically hard….

      • Buckeye

        Epically isn't a word

        • ColaChiver

          Don't caaaaaare.

  • Buck

    Time to play, "IS IT RACIST?!"

    • Dick -N-A-Box

      Everyone should just lighten the fuck up. Stop being so sensitive.

    • Frank

      Before the internet, the word "racist" used to have meaning. Now its just something to post when you have nothing to say.

      "This is racist", or "First!" or "This looks Shopped" all pretty much have the same amount of substance these days.

  • HotashNerd

    #28 sweet

    • sternsucks

      the dude's got some sasquatch sized feet. wtf

  • Lisa

    #31 All their white friends are so confused and unhappy looking.

  • kevin

    hahahahaaa

  • wok in the pak

    #1 OFC is obama fried chicken as clearly pictured…not asian im solly

    • ColaChiver

      I was going to go with Oriental Fried Chicken, but either way works…

    • 6655321

      The point, I believe, is that Obama is black and traditionally black people love fried chicken; and rightfully so. Delicious.

      • R-Dub

        Actually the point, I believe, is that this place is in China.

  • Sara Jean Underwood

    Asians are too small.

    • Don't Say That

      you rike a fuckee

    • wdh

      Your hole is too big. Whore. =] (not asian btw)

  • tv_paul

    #10 Finally a fast affordable meal for those sluts on the go.

    • yup

      fuck you paul

      • bob

        Target customer is the Chivette.

    • skanks

      Soup for Chivettes.

    • http://twitter.com/LuNcH_bOx13 @LuNcH_bOx13

      Get yourself some Ho-cakes, and you've a meal, cause ho's got to eat too.

      • http://twitter.com/LuNcH_bOx13 @LuNcH_bOx13

        *got*

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #32 "Everybody was Kuung FOO Fiiiighting"

    • Lil John

      Impromptu wing-chung training session?

    • http://twitter.com/LuNcH_bOx13 @LuNcH_bOx13

      those cats were fast as lightning

    • sixdeadelves

      i bursted into laughter, and got some stares

    • jpadawan

      It was a little bit frightening!

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #18
    What the fuck?

    • tv_paul

      It's the asian Dave Grohl.

      • yup

        oh look fucktard is trying to take over the first page again…fuck you paul

        • Guest1

          Moron

    • DeepestBlue

      Aw, why the long face? Found out you're related to Sarah Jessica Parker?

  • Chiefhenry27

    #23 made me laugh

  • ColaChiver

    #5 is an epic win

    • Groggy

      I must be simplistic. I just took it to mean that the iPhone sucks the Android's dick.

  • http://www.facebook.com/barrett.dugger Barrett Jazzy Dugz Dugger

    #32 I have fallen victim to the same thing just the other day. Mine and my buddies reaction was just the same. Needless to say that light pole had it coming.

    • CharlieG_TX

      Its nice that his friends back him up.

  • Levian

    I find some of these hilarious! Does that make me racist?

    • Rick

      yes it does

      • Frank

        The word "Asian" has now been reclassified as a racial slur.

    • LiT

      the fact that you ask that makes you stupid, not racist

  • nepster

    #12 I watched over and over and over and over and over….

  • Poo

    #14 is quite obviously fake. Too many repeated nuggets.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      You do know that there are only a few different shapes right?

    • Aroon

      Exactly what unf said. Dummy

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      Oh no, not another photoshop expert. Spare me.

    • Ned Ryerson

      who gives a shit?! it's still funny.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Thank God you showed up and saved us from the internet fakeries!

  • swope

    Pretty racist, man.

    • Frank

      I think this is shopped…

      • ASHley :)

        First.

  • TomTheCameraGuy

    #15 What's really crazy is that this is real. News story: http://bit.ly/LC0HW8

    • Frank

      Only Minamoto brand placenta will do.

  • Face

    #32, is the BEST

    • sixdeadelves

      good thing they had his back, could of been trouble.

      • The WoIm

        That's how you know who your true friends are.
        Light pole was probably like, "ahhh…come at me bl'os!"

    • Kanish

      3 on 1. Unfair advantage

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #4 Armadillo cake is from Steel Magnolias though, not an Asian thing!

  • Ricardo

    #32 get em boys

  • http://twitter.com/Thedude_1620 @Thedude_1620

    #1 oriental fried cat brought to you by Obama

    • SadeShadz

      Win! xD

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