Daily Afternoon Randomness (51 Photos)

  • http://twitter.com/seanwoyna @seanwoyna

    #44 Goo!!!!!!!

    • HOOK

      #3 #51 Buried to the base.

    • MattKL

      Now that's an awesome view!

    • Bud

      How bout you sideburns? You want some of this milk?

      • Billy Madison

        Awesome comment! But I'd rather have a beer.

    • BruceWayne

      Wholly Shit!

    • Mine

      Awesome, Great ass and they dig surfing. can you say WINNING!!!

      • Daniel Tosh

        actually, i'd prefer people stop saying "winning".

    • Underbaker

      Goo??? Is this a war cry? Like Spoon for The Tick?

  • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

    #25 You are doing it sooo right!! KCCO!!!

    #31 Happy B'day! Chive On!!!

    #36 Nice underboob hump convo ๐Ÿ™‚ I hope your friend is not frindzoned ๐Ÿ˜›

    #40 Indeed the do look nice!!!!

    Hump day was awesome today!!!!

    • Woody

      Don't confuse us with multiple pics,



      • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

        Position is from left to right xD

    • http://www.chiveafterdark.tumblr.com AfterDark

      #25 and #36 are amazing. Ladies submite moar at chiveafterdark.tumblr.com!

    • Mickey loves wiener

      Dude you're trying way too hard. No one needs your opinion on every fucking picture

      • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

        you can skip the comment at any time

    • Underbaker

      #36 I so want that left cross from Cap.

      • Seattlechiver

        I will buy you 100 more shirts like that and many more things….wow!

  • rich


    Seems about right

    • humblemonkey

      That's why he's no longer Mac "The Intern," just Mac.

    • Brian

      Is that Ryan Stiles?

      • bjoern

        its the german actormichae kessler

        • bjoern

          michael kessler

    • Brooke

      Falcon PUUUUUUNCH! ha ha ha

    • http://www.thechive.com ChronicUser

      At least she's not black, cause that would mean Mac is RACIST!!!

    • bud

      its a good thing mac has secured his job at thechive

    • Matt

      Had to keep watching this over & over because it's so hilarious!

    • Underbaker

      I like Mac's style, but still think this is a better gif for hump day… <img src="http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/tumblr_m42wrbshmo1qan9vxo1_500.gif?w=498"&gt;

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #38 and #51 wow MOAR please!! Gotta love hump dar!!

    • Ateka

      #51 's waist is awesome. It's amazing that she has such an ass too!

      • Bill

        #51… ineffable

    • Really?

      Is this the first time you've seen a girl's ass? Jesus Christ, what a bunch of dweebs on this site

  • craig

    Its my birthday!!!

    • Jack_LeMac

      Happy bday Craig, have a good hump day

    • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.young.9216 Anthony Young

      Happy birthday I flashed my phone thinking of you ๐Ÿ™‚

  • http://www.thechive.com Azrrael

    #3 #16 #18 etc…. I really love chivettes!!!

    • mtpuckhead

      #3 is one of the sexiest things I have ever seen.

  • El_Capitano

    #18 – I believe this IS the droid I'm looking for!

    • VaderWRX

      Must have moar of this girl! FIND HER

    • Ady

      R2 double D2

    • http://twitter.com/Defiance7x13 @Defiance7x13

      Nerdy & Gap!

      • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

        Do Want! โค

        • https://www.facebook.com/gabe.herrera.39 Gabe Herrera

          I'd def like to see a girl wearing that. I have a nerd side, what can I say.

          • Daniel Tosh

            star wars hasn't been nerdy since the 70's…….

    • Jezza67

      Ending a sentence with a preposition is a touch unwieldy. Try "This is the droid for whom I am looking.".

    • tmach81


  • overlay


    Chive Charities is ramping up for something big methinks

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Heroes need help everyday whether its supporting your local fire department or sending a care package overseas. Everyday is a day to help heroes. Let's not forget that.

      • Mickey loves wiener

        Shut up, man. I have friends who are firefighters. Most of their time is spent lifting weights, watching basketball, and messing around, all on the taxpayer's dime. They get paid more than enough for what they do.

        • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

          Really?? Because I get paid zero dollars


      Hero pwned.

    • Ralph

      This better be a charity and not some stupid ad. If it is an ad, the Chive is no longer KCCO.

    • Usa retard nation

      It probably be, get money for the poor soldier who got fat from eating Mcdonalds, KFC and never getting up from his pick up truck, only to forget that he killed little Irakian and Afgan daddy and raised a whole new generation of American haters and suicide bombers.

      • Cedrick

        Hahaha its funny because its true!!

      • A BiPolar Guy

        You should know it's not as simple as that. We are neither angels nor devils, but at least we try to be on the side of the angels. If wrong choices hve been made, and sometimes they have been, it's not the soldier's fault, it is his leader's. On all sides.

      • Lunchbox


      • Chad

        What about the soldier who treated the group of Iraqi children blown up on the soccer field by a car bomb? Or the dozens of Iraqis treated by soldiers due to their own civil war? What about the soldier who treated a wounded enemy? Your exceptionally high level of ignorance is nauseating. Before you start hating on anyone, learn to spell and use proper grammar. If you are currently in the United States of America, GTFO. Go to one of the many oppressed nations throughout the world that does not let you speak, live or act freely. You are a coward and could never do things the man and woman of our military have done.

        • Chad

          In my haste and anger, I made a couple spelling and grammatical errors. I apologize.

          • Daniel Tosh

            No one cares…….

  • Common Sense

    Have a Humpy…..ahemmm..Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!


      MOAR pictures please!

      • Tim

        22 and looking perfect. Thanks for sharing. Have a great birthday.

  • Alvin

    #25 omfg moar please

    • luke

      small hands, big tits = good problem

    • The Truth


    • http://twitter.com/gst1014 @gst1014

      I'll help you hold those!

    • nyr

      awesome baby

    • Daedalus

      She's doing it right.

    • David

      look right next to her thumb. me thinks thats a nip

    • MJBeezy

      Damn straight Alvin!

  • Brian


    Troll level = beach shark

    • winfields

      and what porno is this from?

      • aussie aussie aussie

        His name is Paul Fisher…. Check his blog out , followthefish.tv
        It is freakin epic

        • konaehukai

          Love the Fish.

  • Heisanidiot


    Bride of Gollum?

    • http://twitter.com/PrivateEyes141 @PrivateEyes141


    • https://www.facebook.com/jessbartman Jess Bartman

      Donatella Versace. I think she used to be hot once.


      • Alex


    • ballsmills


    • Holy Shamoly

      Looks like someone gave Steven Tyler a blond wig.

      • Munyshot

        more like a hundred year old Wanderlei Silva before the facelift


      this was so disturbing I almost started crying when I saw it.

    • M.C.

      Lady Gaga at 60?

      • Revolt

        That's exactly what I said!

    • Yuuuuup

      It's Madonna in 2 years.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003205584702 Tim Stmartin

      Even Gollum has standards.

    • Shawn

      ARghhh! It lives!

    • krishna

      I didn't know the walking dead dress with versace.

    • Thia

      Madonna looks great! ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Proud Chiver

      still better than what us chivers can get.

    • Jay

      I thought it was a remake of the movie Pumpkin Head.

    • SP Korolev

      Its from an Aphex Twin music video.

  • me and you


  • Taco_Depot

    #6 well now I am having a lovely day. thank you!

    • R..

      Amy, is that you?

  • John Denver

    #25 my God

    • blue_bronco

      She really needs to practice. Practice makes perfect.

      By the way, the rockies aren't that rocky. John Denver is full of shit!

  • passwordistaco

    #41 Dumb Ass
    #51 Dat Ass!

    • Severe Steve

      #41 Enjoy cancer, idiot.

      • Ahhh Yeah

        Ginger forsure!

        • woody

          Shopped, for sure

      • usmc_chiver

        She'll repost in a few days, and it'll be a HELLUVA tan line! That tan line with a lacey thong, and we've got us a picture ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Chiefhenry27

    #3 I just love Hump DAR so much…

  • HOOK

    #3 #31 Hit it Hit it Hit it alllll day looooong!

  • GuinnesStout

    #40 Fucking THANK YOU!!!!

    • Kodos

      Is your tush as cute? Provide pics, please.

      Thank you.

    • humblemonkey

      I'd venture to say they look good every day.

      • ThatJoshGuy


    • ThatJoshGuy

      Add a smile too!

    • foul83

      Looks like a younger version of the chick on Eastbound & Down.

  • Dan

    #32 da' hell happened to madonna?

    • The Guy


    • Whiskey

      It's Donatella Versace. And I think she's melting.

    • Mr. Primal

      Kill it! Kill it with fire!!!

    • madonnasucks

      Nothing happened…just no photoshop on this pic

  • Lowrent75

    #14 I am intrigued.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I don't need any help!!1!

      – the one you love to hate

      • Lowrent75

        My first Paula interaction! Meow listen, love your trolling. Keep it up.

  • Daniel Tosh

    yes comment made the first page

    • Jawbone

      Surprised you took the dick out of you long enough to type.

      • Daniel Tosh

        thanks jawbone. you were stretching my asshole pretty hard there, tiger ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Machew

    HUMP DAR Gold!

  • Guthrie

    #36 WOW what a hump!!!

    • Munyshot

      i'm glad times weren't tough enough to not get some fake knockers

      • Patches

        Luckily all it takes to get her clothes off is to buy her a tshirt. Can't beat that kinda deal folks! I dunno though, if I was going to be a whore I think I'd at least hold out for something expensive…

      • Cornrow Wallace

        + 1,000,000

    • Steven

      Screw what those guys say , its the attitude of her friend and chiver that really is what the community is about

    • Professor America

      Meh. She's whatever. Would be much hotter if she wasn't begging for attention on the internet.

      • Daniel Tosh


  • Daniel Tosh

    get a fucken life you fucken virgin

    • Chivettes Rule

      I was just trying to help a fellow chiver out. This video is awesome! Why you hating DT.. are your ratings down?

      • Daniel Tosh

        let me think about it in my malibu house

        • Chivettes Rule

          Clearly you like boys. Tosh.hom-o. Why else would you take down a video full of hot chivettes?

          • Daniel Tosh

            because some out there is tired of their shit.

            • Chivettes Rule

              I bet theres more out there who would love to see this really good video dedicated to your site. Not to mention the Chivettes who make you who you are. Chivers help each other out, and that's all I was trying to do. Help this guy out. Instead I've been insulted by the admins. Very Unchive and disappointing. Practice what you preach.

              • Chivette hummer

                no. fuck those attention whores. new tits or GTFO.

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