Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #22 She can ride on my ship any day!

    • DaddyD

      She can ride my banana boat any time!

      • imonaboat

        she can raise my mast any day!

        • MylesofStyles

          She can float my boat any day!

    • Nuck Chorris

      Hurr Durr good one

    • CaNaDaaa

      lovely…..

    • Mr_Cellophane

      Best possible reason for owning a sailboat.

    • Ken

      Yes, she definitely has a nice ass.

    • Oltimey

      She would but she does ride little dinghy's.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      She can set my sails whenever she likes

    • SlimtwigMJ

      I'm on a boat!

  • craig

    #11 that's a gentleman!

    • dashete

      It's smart that he steered away from the chocolate cake option.

      • hulksmash

        or brownies

        • heywoodjablowme

          or a chocolate lava cake.

          • KKKen

            or inviting a black person.

            • usmc_chiver

              One of these things is not like the other…..

    • Blue bronco

      And they say chiverly is dead.

    • jack

      If the dude bakes a cake that looks that good, he's probably not talking about his girlfriend.

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #22 LOOK!!! A GIRL!!! IN A BIKINI!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN A GIRL IN A BIKINI BEFORE!!!!!! HOLY JESUS!!!!!

    • Yup!

      Accurate!

    • Anon

      Hey… give me a break. I havn't seen THAT girl in a bikini before…

    • Nuck Chorris

      Every comment on this site reads like this…Chivers need to get out more instead of posting crap like "MOAR" and "ZOMG Chivettes r so hot wtf lol"

      • Guse

        Chivettes were hotter when it was more realistic girls and fewer models looking for a break.

        • http://twitter.com/toofast_28 @toofast_28

          Well truthfully, every hot girl is potentially a model looking for a break, so there are no "normal hot girls who post semi nude pictures on the Internet voluntarily for your viewing pleasure"

          • Guse

            tuche, sir… tuche

          • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

            Yeah there are, the ones who hide their faces and just want validation for their bodies. They're not looking for modeling breaks.

            • luke the virgin

              no, they're just ugly. wake up

              • any hard surface

                thumbs down came from luke, obviously, and an ugly chivette who posted a faceless picture of her dusty gap, because she is so heinously ugly she wouldn't bother submitting otherwise.

              • Chivette11

                How many girls on here have reposted due to "MOAR" demands, who just had body shots before, and are fucking gorgeous?

                I rest my case. =]

                • mikethemotormouth

                  And a +1 internets to you, m'lady.

        • Chivette11

          Guse! Yes! Myself and a few fellow Chivettes were just talking about that. I'm starting to feel like a damn hipster. =/ "I liked Chive before it got all mainstream…" HEH.

          KCCO I suppose.

          • Yees man

            I like you EMO/Hipster oaks. You always great others with open arms!!

            • Chivette11

              Haha woo optimism! ;]

      • Hatersgonnahate

        Are you having a bad day or what! Miserable twat

      • its_forge

        It's a web site with pictures of women in swimwear and underwear. What the fuck do you expect the comments to read like?

    • stumeister

      So to clarify, you don't like seeing more hit girls in more bikini's showing off their hot ass. Ok, that's not an indication you bite pillows

      • Hodor

        Some of us actually enjoy meeting and sleeping with attractive women in real life more than commenting "MOAR" and freaking out over bikini pictures. It's sad for you that this kind of approach to life means someone "bites pillows"

        • stumeister

          So you're better than every other Chiver because you don't comment "MOAR" and "freak out" over all the pictures of women in bikini's you obviously come to look at, hence visiting this site…..Actually how do you find time to visit this site when you're the only Chiver out there meeting and sleeping with so many attractive women in real life?

          • IvegotCHIVE

            #16

            MOAR!!!!!!!!

          • ichive

            Actually, he is better than you. And so am I.

            • stumeister

              #10 MOAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            • stumeister

              Actually, I am surprised you typed that with no spelling mistakes, whilst you had Hodor's cock in your one hand.

          • Hodor

            1. I didn't say I was better than "every other Chiver". Hence why I said "Some of us…"

            2. This is the DMA. Chive is a humor site. So, no. I didn't come here to look at women in bikinis.

            3. You seemingly think anyone who has an active sex-life can't find time to go on The Chive, and doesn't act like a horny 13 year old boy at the mere sight of a chick in a bikini must be a pillow-biter. I think maybe it's time for you to get off the internet……..

            • stumeister

              1. Wow you still going on about this ! Just cover your eyes when you come across any pictures of hot women and when you see a comments saying "MOAR" …. you miserable waste of life.

              Please refer to Ubdilly's comment.

              I'm done here

            • Hodor Troll

              1. I didn't say I was better than "every other Gay Lover I have ever had". Hence why I said "Some ass…"

              2. This is Dick in my A. Chive is a hung site. So, no. I do come here to look at men in bikinis.

              3. You seemingly think anyone who has no sex-life can find time to go on The Chive, and does act like a horny 13 year old boy at the mere sight of a dick in a bikini must definitley be a pillow-biter. I think maybe it's time for me to get off the internet……..

              • Juju

                don't forget to log back in stumeister

                • Hodor Troll

                  Dont jump to conclusions Juju, only you would nickname yourself after Julius Malema u fucking idiot

              • Dan Turpin

                Wow, stumeister. You really have a weird obsession with penis. I think you're looking for The Berry….

                • Hodor Troll

                  I will take your word for it Dan the Man, is that where you get thrills from?

        • Ubdilly

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          CAN YOU SAY BUZZZZZZZZ KILL!!!!

        • Hodor Troll

          Some of us actually enjoy meeting and sleeping with gay men in real life more than commenting "MOAR" and freaking out over bikini pictures of women. It's sad for us gay men that this kind of approach to life means that i wont "bite pillows"

        • Frank

          Meet and sleep with attractive girls?
          Yeah, I bet.

          I think maybe you mean :
          Bang desperate fat girls that are still hanging around the bar at 2:30am.

      • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

        "Bite pillows"? That's new to me!

        • Pickme

          Ye, what your dad does

    • Darksoul

      Had I said something like that, I would be in ashes. Thank you good sir, my thoughts exactly.

    • Cantaloupe

      So you picked the most benign comment category on the site and decided to bitch about it. *slow clap*

    • babyfartmagizax

      you're a douche

  • Friar Tuck

    #7 Find her en bring us MOAR!!!

    • FLHomesteader

      You'd be surprised how many hot girls there are in Kandahar.
      Of course if you're out here long enough, all girls start looking like her….

      • Mike

        "Of course if you're out here long enough, all girls start looking like her…." <That's no joke LOL!

    • Nuck Chorris

      She is an average looking woman. You need to get out more, ya dork.

      • KAF

        Try getting out more when the only thing outside is mud huts and girls in ninja suits

      • Weeze Chiz

        Yup. And you still have no chance with her.

      • Weeze Chiz

        Want to go on a date?

    • big_james

      She is hotter then the hotest model…why because she is real has something in common with most of us she works for a living.

      • big_james

        So that means my 45 year old, fat, Postal lady is hotter than Bar Rafaeli. Fuck yeah!

    • jay

      That's one gorgeous bad ass Swede.
      Moar!!!!

      • Dothan

        That is a Norwegian flag. Nonetheless a gorgeous bad ass woman.

    • PDiddily420

      She looks like Emilie De Ravin and that is never a bad thing!

  • Deadpool

    Bet that's the last time he offers to help anyone move #20

  • Yes plz

    #7 MOAR!

    • No...Just no.

      Calm down, spazz.

    • MonkeyMadness

      How do you think up these witty sayings?

    • Kris

      MOAR!!

  • TokyoFace

    #18. . epic fish tank

    • DaddyD

      Perfect for Petey Piranha!

      • TokyoFace

        also perfect for some bloopers

  • DrtBkeChivette

    #3 You boys are awesome!

    • Darksoul

      I hope they're paying, hehe.

    • Blue bronco

      I asked for a number 2 w/o onions… There better not be any onions.

    • Usa retard nation

      It is photoshoped duh

    • Daniel Tosh

      That's what 'Merica is all about big guns and fast food

  • craig

    #1 that's not rice! Silly goose!

    • goglas

      Shopped…only thing casting a shadow is the drink,and the flash must be 5 foot above the camera at an angle

      • BDFresh

        Not shopped. I'm the photographer that took the picture. I'm 6'2" and the flash is over my head. The flashis pointed directly at the couple, that's why you see the hard shadows coming from the wave of beer.

      • http://www.facebook.com/tricia.mimbs Tricia Adams Mimbs

        I'm the bride and I can guarantee it's not shopped. I have the after pics and the beer stained dress to prove it.

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      yay, a photoshop expert.

    • SnakeBlitz

      The other shadows were absorbed by the fat chicks
      It's real like aides

  • 3MC

    #8. Dude- you're a koala. "When?"

    • anon

      is that kyle gass?

      • chip"themeat"hayes

        Mfing rage cage

      • Tenacious D

        I'm pretty sure it is

    • Chivette11

      This pictured reminded me of my joy with the D being back. =] Good catch 3MC.

    • Thud

      Geez, what happened to Jack Black?? He looks bad…

    • Levian

      We are the D

  • Trent

    #18 I hate water levels.

  • https://www.facebook.com/CharleneTheBadass Charlene 'Danger' Gracia
  • Jim

    #10 has a nice gap

    • DaddyD

      Nice everything!

      • stumeister

        Ditto to this comment

    • MattyD

      I wanna swim in her fishtank

      • Ken

        "My name is Nemo and I want to swim in your anemone. "

  • dashete

    #5 Stoner Steve tries to not let the world distract him.

    • FLHomesteader

      YOU HAVE HEAD PIGEONS!

      Please report to the nurse.

    • BornInCocoaBeach

      Florida Today newspaper. Typical Brevard County resident.

  • Name

    #18 Far and away, the best underwater stage ever!

  • http://www.facebook.com/ehbrada Lawrence Panis

    LMAO @ #30!!!!

    • Big Jon

      I miss My Name Is Earl, that show had so many hidden jokes

      • AJG

        My name is earl was the shit! Too bad it got canceled

        • Pete

          It did kinda lose its way towards the end, but it was an awesome show. Maybe one day they'll get around to making the movie.

  • IceColdBuddha

    #1 Wedding Toast got out of hand.

    • Tom

      The guy with the drink in hand in PURE EVIL. Look at that look on his face.

      • Pete

        I was thinking the opposite. I think he's got the look of "oh shit, what have I done?"

        • GI Joe

          Yeah, he's Harry Potter wishing that drink back in his cup….Too late Barkley!!!

  • craig

    #14 Bear- I thought I had the right to bear arms…?

    • hulksmash

      public nudity! he is exposing his bear ass

    • Levian

      I see what you did there! Thanks for the laugh

  • Trav1121

    #14 'Seriously, Officer. I ain't drunk! Just had some honey so I am a little buzzzzed.'
    #19 Hilarious. Very cool cat. Haha

  • RichMahogany

    I fucking love swinging! #4

    #10 #22 Yowzah.

  • Muadieb

    #7 and #10, I got #11 for you.

  • https://www.facebook.com/david.lawson.180625 David Lawson

    #3 #13 #21 Like a boss
    #22 please Find her

    • Nuck Chorris

      You're trying too hard.

      • Norris Chuck

        Agreed.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #5
    "I'm gonna' sit aroun' the shanty Momma, an' put a good buzz on!"

    • vince

      "my head is flyin"

  • maboze1x

    #28 "Auto wedgie"! 😀

    • 6655321

      That's a melvin.

    • Felcus

      He looks fabulous.

    • butthead

      I am Cornholio, I need tipi forma my bunghole!

  • Kyle Gass Project

    K.G.!!! Long live the "D"

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