You are not a photographer (31 Photos)


  • Be_Dub

    That kid is stuck in the tree

    • Brutal_Deluxe

      I should have thought of that before my kids did … well, everything they've done.

    • Hunter X

      He ate too much of Rabbit's Huny, I guess.

    • MrHat

      Nah, Boo Radley just left Scout another present.

      • Random-guy

        Nice reference

    • noegod

      I should this picture to my kids when they act up, no explanation, I just say "Behave!" in a stern voice!

  • Fr2xedom

    #10 Nothing says classy like a Coors light T-shirt

    • junior

      You might be a redneck if…

    • Hunter X

      Well….how'd you think she GOT into that predicament?
      She got hit with the 'silver bullet'.

    • Gunn

      I didn't know Coor's Light was sponsoring pregnancies now

      • hulksmash

        she's not pregnant, thats straight coors light inside there

    • Brian P.

      Coors Light has a pregnancy test.
      When the Rockies turn blue, that means your pregnant.

  • ti-dop

    #10 Stay Classy…

    • Colt

      San Diego

  • ObiOne

    #10 MOAR!!! ahahaha jk

  • dawgbone

    #31 Pedo-bear approved!

    • Brutal_Deluxe

      Pedo-bear is terrified

    • Ken

      "Village of the Damned" anyone?

  • ichive

    # 13
    Dag nabbit. All of dem good girls is taken. I's like me a women that handle a gun.

    • ThatJoshGuy

      Is this your first time typing with both hands?

      • Desi

        Are you and the three who gave you a thumbs up fucking stupid? You're actually taking that seriously? Good lord. Really? For the love of God, don't breed. In fact, go have yourselves sterilized for the good of the species.

        • Yeah

          What Desi said…PS Don't vote

          • that guy


        • Luscious Chivette

          OMG Desi, you're so cool! No one has ever implied someone should be sterilized for the sake of the gene pool over an innocuous internet comment EVAR!! All you have to do now is use the word "Darwinism" as though it makes what you're saying any less ridiculous, and I'll get sooooo wet!

      • Fkn Nick, Duh

        Is this your first time reading any sort of satire or sarcasm? Dumb fag.

    • kidn

      haha. my god you people are petty.

  • Josh

    #1 Not a model either. Get out of the water, clown!

  • Swizz Mac

    #13 dont steal her cake.

    • ADiaz

      Or more like – "Better marry me, dammit!"

  • Hendo

    #21 – Aww c'mon. Goatse kid?

  • Vent187

    #31 haha, creepy

    • ahhhh

      Agreed! I was not expecting it either… and what with the Uncle Bob? That's twice as creepy.

      • SumCat

        "Uncle Bob" is what photographers call guys with nice cameras that think they're professional photographers. They're usually getting in your way at a wedding, or taking your clients because their cousin, friend or "Uncle Bob" can shoot instead. This one had to be a spoof on bad photographers.

        • Random-guy

          I hate people like that! Just because you went out and bought a fancy DSLR camera does NOT make you a profecional photographer!!! So stop acting like you are! On a side not this image is creepy as hell.

  • ThatJoshGuy

    #10 Just add mustache.

  • jughead

    So lame

  • dantheman7

    #13 I really hope she doesn't try to shoot while holding it like that! But if she does I hope it's caught on camera!

  • alpha86

    Wolverabe is back in stock.

  • KeepinCalm

    #13 YIKES…run fast and far

  • kal50

    #8 BEFORE #13 AFTER


    #28 disturbing

    • Morgan Freeman

      This whole post is disturbing.. Awesome avatar by the way!


        good to see another randy marsh fan

  • Optimus_prime

    Definitely thought #19 said cunt

    • KyleGamgee

      Reminds me of a Japanese horror movie.

    • Me not You

      I couldn't get past how phenomenally ugly that kid is.

    • Aurora01

      It's ironic that the kid is wearing a shirt that says "cute" when she's actually terrifying.

  • Chiefhenry27

    #15 Soon

  • justChive

    Mac is always good for a WTF?!? moment, thanks

  • ThatJoshGuy

    #1 #26 – "Draw me like on of your French girls"

    • ThatJoshGuy

      typo result of typing when the boss walks in… sorry.

    • The Woim

      Look everyone, a very rare photo! An Auroch's underboob shot while at rest.

      • whos.mike

        That's one big set of titties.

    • chelles

      I laughed so hard at this comment.

  • Martin_McFly

    #16 baby's thinkin'
    "Oh GOD I don't want to be associated with these fools!!"

    • toogeeky

      facepalm newborn edition.

  • craigmarchphotography

    these people keep me in business…..

  • kal50

    #17 that's an odd three-some..

    • Andy Valentine

      Yeah, those two are way too old for that priest

      • Oh My


  • thatguy

    #24 Hope baby carl doesn't have a walking dead moment

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