Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • babyfartmagizax

    #19 Good morning!! What a babe.

    • yourconscience

      F you

    • BabyFart Magizax

      you're a douche

    • Trav1121

      *yawn* Your boring ass comment almost put me back to sleep.

      • babyfartmagizax

        and your multiple comments on the first page accomplished that for me.. goodnight

        • Trav1121

          At least they have half a thought to them, as opposed to your generic 'grrls, bewbs, hyuk' so you can be first. Congratz! You have eyes. You are what is wrong with this site. Mindless nothingness rolled into internet 'stardom' cuz you can scroll to find a girlie pic and type faster than people actually looking at the gallery. /golf clap

          • babyfartmagizax

            Says the guy who, like I said, will post 4 times on a FLBP, or Burnsday gallery… About every girl in the gallery.

            • take a break bfart

              baby fart…just fuckin take a few days off…..let the hate die down a bit.

              • Habsy

                I think someone need's some bath salt's.

            • Daniel Tosh

              so? then he's a boring lame-ass too. which means you're both boring lame-asses. which means he was right when he implied you were a boring lame-ass.

    • BruceWayne

      #2 is stupid.

    • http://www.facebook.com/jbvancamp Jb Van Camp

      She's my dream girl..smoking hot and hopefully can skate..hot!

    • dave

      she is incredible

    • boll

      why does everyone hate this guy? i mean i can see it but what was the catalyst that made people start shitting on every comment?

      • boll

        goddamnit fail

      • boll

        chives trollin me now

      • take a break bfart

        at least for me, it was just too many days in a row seeing stupid, boring, generic comments multiple times in one post. i really don't know why there are 215 thumbs up for this comment…."what a babe" really broke the mold on creativity.

        • Juju


  • yourconscience

    #6 yes indeed

    • Guz

      In your rush to get the first inane comment on the board you seem to have missed the point.

      • Kraken

        Still don't get it….

        • Diaper free!

          Look behind her to the woman running after the naked baby.

          • sadman

            Perhaps the OP was talking about pursuing freedom by fleeing from your oppressors…?

    • P.Bear

      Dude, she's maybe 15. You fucking perv

    • cheeseSammich

      Pedobear approves! of both!

    • Axle

      looks like she just farted.

  • Trav1121

    #10 Ahhh… Nobody picked him? Oh, well. Into the incinerator with unclaimed baggage. Them's the rules!

    • realzoo

      Ricki Rubio of the Minnesota Timberwolves.

      • http://www.facebook.com/urriah.aguilera Urriah O. Aguilera

        and he looks like he's healing up pretty good

      • https://www.facebook.com/allhail33 Tom McKee

        I was hoping someone would know that. Good job! haha he tweeted this last week

    • Leddy420

      …such a moron

  • dashete

    #22 Workaholics. Fucking hilarious.

    • holics

      "look guys God has a picture of me"
      Fucking classic

    • FarmBoy

      "You just grabbed that guys D***"

    • Blake

      AYO MAGGOTS!!!

    • OhSomeEvil

      God probably has those BIG OL TITTIES! BIG OH ONES! but you ones that you respect.

      • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

        Thats so Fuggin Shib – Adam

        • instaclassix

          Get at me! LL Cool J! Get at me!

        • OhSomeEvil

          so shib

    • nuccabay

      bring your parka, were expecting flurries

  • DR3


    I would too if I had money grubbing friends.

    • Imzkid

      Or a stripper pole in the rec room.

      • Dwide Schrude

        I'd say he's dumb for having that but statistically he has a 75% chance of declaring bankruptcy within 5 years of retiring from the NBA.

        Probably not the worst idea…

    • The Guy

      Hey NBA players, one or two of you wearing glasses is cute but the entire league sporting the same look is on par with Beiber Fever.

    • electric boogalo

      What's an ATM?

    • amrith777

      Now all we need to do is get his address,show up one night and wrap a big ass chain around it that's attached to a big ass vehicle and yank it out,resulting in a spotlight position on "World's Dumbest Criminals". :p

    • prescott

      For the girls who don't take credit cards…

  • TokyoFace

    #16 .. if thats a shirt, i want it

    • Levian

      Awesome. Gave me a laugh

    • The Guy

      After further inspection…. Yup, it's a shirt.

    • AmBush_Steve

      I saw that once and then ran. Ran so far away.

  • Sophie

    Haha chad you will look like the Mohawk when he is old! Love u

    • Mitch

      Fuck I swear some people just don't get it. Who is Chad? And why are you out of the kitchen?

      • sophie

        I'm probably a more successful, better looking person than you will ever be! Forever alone Mitch!!

        • soph

          and yes, I fucking rock in the kitchen

          • Mitch

            Congrats on doing what you're SUPPOSED to do. Want to bake me a cookie?

  • Trav1121

    #15 That is pretty cool. I can almost hear Vader breathing, proudly. 🙂

    • Star Wars geek

      Well, its blue, so maybe not Vader.

    • PeZ

      The force is strong in this one…

  • 3MC

    #9 I'm-a ninja – I'm a kit-ty nin-ja. I'm-a ninja – I'm-a kit-ty nin-ja.

    • http://www.facebook.com/amanda.kwick Amanda Kwick

      to cat. Im a kitty cat. and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance?

      • Levian

        To this day that song still pops into my head randomly

    • George Forman
    • https://www.facebook.com/michael.oppegaard Michael Oppegaard

      Spider Cat, Spider Cat, does whatever a spider cat does!

  • tapsnapornap

    A lot of awesome this morning, but #14 and #25 were epic, I woke my coworker up I laughed so much!

    • asdasd

      #14 is from a comedy show

    • mimi

      haha… i think it's epic that your co-WORKER was asleep.

      • tapsnapornap

        We do what we want…don't worry we weren't slacking 🙂

    • giannis

      the #14 is in GREECE 😀

      • asdasd

        Pame mwrh trela!! 😛
        AMAN kai ta myala sta blender!

    • Yoselahonda

      #14 I love how his partner starts busting up after the hi-five.

    • https://www.facebook.com/faddy.qazi Faddy Qazi

      #25 is Pakistani Train///

  • Chester

    I take big brown lumpy poops.

    • Jbird

      Taking one now… Central standard time

      • zaffa

        Me too. 8:12 CST

    • Jawbone

      Why would you take someone's poops, freakshow?

      • Elsinor Brewery

        …But only the big brown lumpy ones, must own a dog?

  • rromero

    #2 only a few can afford his friendship.

  • Turbodude

    #24 is gods way of saying that two guys should never ride or share anything together except a golf cart…

    • Tosh.O

      Or a slut. Eiffel Tower whats up!!!

    • Joe Q

      People fly out of those things all the time. That is why they are fun. The goal of the boat driver is to find a nice wave to make them bounce out. At least that is my goal.

    • Me

      The flying through the air looks waaaaay too calm, while the guy who's got a firm grasp looks mortified. I'm amused.

      • Me

        *The guy flying though the air

  • realzoo

    #7 Jenga genius.

    • SkepticNotCynic

      Faked. You can see some of the glue just above and to the right of the center, and in the table you can see the reflection of the guy behind it holding it up.

      • Underbaker

        If I wasn't so slow this morning I was going to bet they was all glued together.

    • thatguy

      This isn't possible because physics.

      • Daniel Tosh

        it is because fuck physics.

  • rromero

    #14 like a fucking boss!!

    • Ned Ryerson

      i love his partner just cracking the hell up.

  • ALL WET...

    #25 god I hope some windows were open. Trol level dirt bike

    • Beluse

      I call bull shit. And maybe some crazy glue

    • DaveF

      From what I could see, MOST of those windows, and one door, were open. He pwned them so hard.

  • Isaiah

    Holy shit


    Holy Holy Double shit!


    • George Forman

      Spider Cat is here….

  • jizzMarkie

    #22 Look God has a picture of Me!

  • Dantheloser

    #2 And douchebaggery sets a new record.

    • TChrisB

      Which is saying something in the NBA!

      • Perkins Maxwell

        not really. i bet his friends are always asking him for a handout. He has a bunch of guys over, one of them asks if he can have a couple hundred, he just says "ATM's in the kitchen bro."

    • replylikeafox

      Nah, cash doesn't earn interest. This is the highest level of convenience. Hell, he probably got the bank or credit union to put it in for him, and no fees.

  • cookie

    Bird smoking doobie cake!

    • chiver

      Maybe now they'll leave the pigs alone

    • zoom

      Little brothers: tormenting big sisters for thousands of years.

  • Ross


    Where is this?


    #23 Expensive much? same brand under $3 in NC

    • Komori

      They're over $10 in New York.

    • Super-Blur

      If that's Winfield than try $15-17 in Australia… lol. Glad I never smoked.

      • https://www.facebook.com/Bogie Bogdan Enache

        Under $3??? Send some to Jersey, thanks!

      • Unfkngblvbl

        Their Winstons. I pay $4.59 for them in California.

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      Tobacco states share the love and keep the smokes cheap. Same in VA.

    • Shirley

      Hence the state slogan. NC: Loves the Smokers, Hates the Gays!

    • T.WEY

      That's cuz NC is a tobacco state

  • http://backrowheckling.tumblr.com/tagged/writing Chowdahr

    #12 Thats the look of someone about to murder you.

    • where's the theater?

      I was thinking Peewee Herman didn't age well.

      • The Guy

        *Ed Grimley

        • The Waterdog

          I bet nobody will get this.. First thing that came to mind when I saw it.

          • Fuang

            I was going to be disappointed if no one got it "I must say"

    • Levian

      Fucking awesome, old dude looks like he knows how to have fun

  • MattieCO

    #1 little photobomber says "give us the cake and no one gets hurt"

    • smacks

      shoot the mustache right off her

      • sean

        yeah i was gunna say, no hes just trying to get her to fucking shave lol

  • Brian

    Hey god has a picture of me. Awesome fucking episode

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