I do what I want (24 Photos)

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  • Sean

    #6 Cocaine is a hell of a drug

    • Brian

      Buy a new one, ya rich mother fucker.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      must've dropped the beat

    • TATW

      They never shoulda gave you n****s money!!

    • CoreyClu

      I'm Rick James Bitch!

    • Gerrit

      You know that new joke goint around?

      • lauraloo

        I would never just grind my feet on someones couch….yeah I remember grinding my feet on his couch…..

      • socket2me

        SLAP !!

    • MattKL

      Turn my motherfuckin' headphones up.

    • Mitch

      Darkness brothers.

      • Longshanks

        The darkness is spreading!

  • bored


    • kbutt

      Yes you're a bore.

  • hark1985

    #12 Fuck yeah! 'Merica!

    • kbutt

      I've rode a few snappers in my time

  • https://www.facebook.com/sccarmona Salvador Carmona

    #6 RICK JAMES!!!!!!!

    • Brellian


      • r@f

        Charlie Murphehh!
        What did the five finger say to the face?!

  • Martin_McFly

    #23 Very funny. But seriously, I hope you do still have those Star Wars films. They're the best version around – right before Lucas started to Fuck Shit Up!

    • trl87

      Mad fanboy is mad

    • BeerFish

      I do.

      And I agree best versions.

      A sweet Redhead gave those videos to me..(star wars AND the star trek ones).

      Wonder if she will notice them on the Chive?

      Thanks, Cabbage

    • MattKL

      At least Lucas finally wised up and included the unfucked-with versions in a set he released a few years ago. Han shoots first, damn it!

    • SheriffPablo

      Some men just want to watch the world burn….

  • Cooper

    Hey chivers! It's Friday- payday for most of us. Anyone who hasnt already- lets give Taylor a buck or two to add to his dream cabin!! He earned it more than I did….

    • Token Black Chiver

      Cheers to that!

    • http://twitter.com/LuNcH_bOx13 @LuNcH_bOx13


    • Amber

      You guys are awesome! Am very proud to be a part of this with all of you!

    • sjd


      • thom

        Sounds like we will easily top $200,000! Unbelievable.

    • chip"themeat"hayes

      Don't tell me what to do cooper!

      Ok i'm gonna donate again. But its not cause you told me to!

      • Cooper

        Shut up and take my money!!!

  • https://www.facebook.com/kingsofbridgetown Christopher Butto

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  • Trailer Ray

    #20 is what my silverware drawer looks like when I empty the dishwasher.

  • MrN00DLE

    This post had some good shit! Had me rolling here at work. People were wndering why the hell i was literally laughing out loud with a co-worker.

    • Master_Rahl

      least you had a co-worker to laugh with. I'm getting the 'weird guy laughing alone' looks. still funny, though.

      • MrN00DLE

        i get those looks all the time as well. haha. co-worker isnt always around.

  • TU_Joe

    "I'm sorry.. Where you going to park here?"

    • Mischievous


    • jesseDubya

      Haha now thats funny

  • Kenton

    #18 Larry David does not approve.

  • whoasawhatsit

    #20 Look out! We got a rebel!

    • Taco_Depot

      i believe that is the point of this post.

      • SmackDaddy

        It gets a little boring on an oil rig in the middle of god forsaken nowhere North Dakota. We do what we want to stay entertained!!

    • RGH


  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    You rebel, you.

  • http://alwayscivil.blogspot.com BostonRugger

    #12 My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

    • Master_Rahl

      "somethin' wrong with HIS medulla oblongata"

  • Scotty C

    # 22 pretty sure they are doing exactly what it says to do lol

    • JustTrying2Help

      you are def getting some negative clicks for that one.

      • Kirbnation

        I don't get it… Might just be me being an idiot (it is Friday so i have mentally checked out)…

        • Testing

          Negative clicks for putting space between # symbol and the number, hence no picture link (I think). Frankly though, I don't get the purpose of this picture in the first place.

    • Magoo

      … and #22 is what exactl..oh there it is.

      • diggle

        OOH…so it's not TECHNICALLY a motor cycle..I get it it….harhar

  • Kenton

    #23 BLASPHEMY!

    • FoolOfATook

      I was going to say the exact same thing!

    • johnny

      That bastard will burn with the fire of a thousand tatooines!

      • BeerFish


    • http://twitter.com/DatSmoke @DatSmoke

      Maybe he's using the box to hide all the shame he should be having for having those VHS'

  • Landon


  • https://twitter.com/#!/Maggie_mcMay maggiemay13

    #1 That's only semi? Not bad, not bad at all.

    • Brian

      I do not get jealous often, but when I do, it's of this guy.

    • ChiveWYO

      100% Pure Comedy Gold. Never frozen, not from concentrate.

      Well done sir.

    • ryan bonline

      I feel painfully inadequate.

    • sumblackdude

      Haha then id blow ur mind babe : p

  • https://www.facebook.com/chaoticbeauty6 Tatiana Campuzano

    #24 exactly how i feel at work right now :/ lol

  • nerd101

    wow, you guys post the dumbest comments.

    • luke

      what about posting a dumb comment about dumb comments?

      • nerd101

        case in point…

    • good one

      my name is nerd 101


    #11 HOW? How does something like this happen?!?

    • MattKL

      A ramp and alcohol.

    • Crown

      He saw a "do not double park" sign. He is also an avid Chiver and he does what they wants.

    • Anomanom

      You let a man drive?

  • Anna

    dafuq is #15?!?

    • Peeeeeet

      Its Orlando Bloom finally doing something exciting.

      • Vent187

        Orlando Bloom is too much of a girl to do something like that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kyler.tritter Kyler Tritter

    #23 this means war, who would do that!!!!

  • B!!!

    #6 gets me every time ! Cocaine is a hell of a drug

    • socket2me

      fuck yo couch nigga !

  • https://www.facebook.com/jeff.newland1 Jeff Newland

    http://thechive.com/2012/06/01/i-do-what-i-want-2… Some people just want to watch the world burn

    • https://www.facebook.com/jeff.newland1 Jeff Newland

      Well that didn't exactly come out the way I wanted it… damn it

      • http://twitter.com/xXMarcellusXx @xXMarcellusXx

        Meh.. there is always tomorrow.

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