Daily Afternoon Randomness (52 Photos)

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  • santa's helper

    #53

    About sums up the DAR today

    • gypsy

      i'm fucking dizzy after all that. sometimes john let's it rip

      #52, #49, 328

      • jjj

        personal opinion.
        Brown hair looks better on you.

        • Navyadam

          ^^ This!

        • Hunter

          Agreed!

      • Samhedi

        Definitely way better as a brunette. She looks totally generic as a blonde.

    • Ouchmaker

      Pretty girls and complete ignorance of a proper shooting posture?

      • Semper Fidelis

        Army doesn't teach you any combat skills unless you're in a combat MOS, which most of them aren't. An army full of people who don't know how to fight.

        • usmc_chiver

          rah

          • HonoluluChiver

            rah

            • InDaPooper

              shish-coom-bah

        • Ethix

          …I was in ROTC at Clemson for one year and they taught us how to fire an M16 properly, as well as how to disassemble and assemble it. Pretty sure she's just trying to look like a badass.

          • justsomeguy

            ROTC for a whole year huh?

            Look out everyone we got a badass over here.

      • Greg

        Yeah, she is definitely just trying to look cool in the picture, which I have no problem with. If she was actually shooting and trying to hit something, the stock would be folded out. I think everyone who shoots has a picture of themselves holding a gun like that. Lol

        • Son of Mongo

          I don't. But then, I dun' have a firearm with a folding stock. I just prop one leg on a bench, shout "SAY HALLO TO MAH LITTLE FRIENDS!" and hip-fire a pair of AR-15's into the backdrop. It's so much fun~!

        • joe chiver

          I'd give a finger to be the scope in that picture #53

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      must be the Gunners Mate in me ,but its and Assault Rifle, not a machine gun.

      • EvilRoySlade

        Its an SKS, a semi automatic rifle not configured in full auto. To further clarify an assault rifle is a rifle with select fire, usually pertaining to three modes, safe, single shot, full auto or burst fire.

        • Devin

          I was more concerned that they called it a machine gun, than looking her half naked in her photos…but thank you for pointing this out to everyone

    • Birdhaus32

      And looks a HELL of a lot better as a brunette!!

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #11
    "Diabetes!"

    • tralfaz

      *diabetus!

      • The Guy

        *dabeetus

        • Meowmix

          ***Diabeetus

          • Joey

            *****Dabadeebadooba

            • Dan

              Ohh hahaha that comment was priceless…

              • Yoga Pants 2012

                ******you ruined it.

                • Xarion

                  I was just about to post a comment with that! Happy I'm not the only one that sees die-beet-us here!

                  • iu44

                    no, there are plenty of other lame-asses just like you.

    • ayoitsdk

      "I check my blood sugar, and I check it often."

    • MonkeyMadness

      That horse died a long time ago.

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #23 Oh my. I do believe we need more of her!

  • whyme1973

    #9 Mother of God. So hot.

    • Woodchuck

      just WOW

      • allstar

        who took this picture? good eyes…. DAMN

    • jonathan perez

      so devine…

    • Red

      I can't even begin to describe how hard I would hit that if given the chance.

      • SheriffPablo

        Like the fist of an angry god….

    • Flox

      Thought the same thing. On another note, this has somehow managed to reactivate my moral core though.

    • great googly woogly

      nice fruit, I'll be she has a juicy peach as well

    • Daedalus

      No to discourge anyone from folding up a skirt, but seriously…against the vegtable stand? I got a canker sore just looking at this.

    • Turkleton

      You're working it and all, ma'am but….this is a grocery store

    • Mmp

      Find her

  • Big Tigger

    Better than never, y'all rock!!!!!

  • david

    #21 mother of god

    • raffy

      South Africa is doing it right!

      • AssClown

        I'm proud to say that I'm from South Africa! And yes we have a lot of them here! Chive meet up in Cape Town?!?! I think so!!

        • Duracell Bunny

          Wow! Well Done SA! Its just a shame I have only met one other chiver (and no Chivettes) at NWU. Chive on!

          • http://iamawesome.com NeelsvanPK

            Made my day seeing this. Met two Chivers and 3 Chivettes on different occasions at Tukkies.

            Keep them rolling in girls… Show the world what talent we got in S.A.! Chive on!

            • Arrie

              Yes PLEASE, mooi meisies. We've got alot of them!

              • Upsidedownbikinifan

                Mother of Africa!!

                • JMan

                  I'm a Namibian HARDCORE Chiver!!! You what sucks with being a Namibian Chiver?? You don;t get to order Chive merchandise! Not even after numerous e-mails and attempts. Hardcore or not.
                  Hmpf

        • dewald_ZA

          i'm in.

    • Chris

      Yes. #4 is insanity also. This is a great post. I was hung on 21 for a while…

    • jjj

      yep, that is spectacular

    • Dibdy

      Got stuck there for a long time!!

    • sean

      Sweet Baby Jesus! MOAR PLEASE!

    • Bmo

      Is her back tattoo drp…derp…drp…derp?

    • usmc_chiver

      hey Chive, you think if we charter a plane to go visit these three, tickets won't be that expensive?

    • Aaron

      I actually said out loud "THAT is in south AFRICA!?!?!!!"

      • http://iamawesome.com NeelsvanPK

        Surprised? or Jealous…..

        • Aaron

          Both I suppose. I just always thought there were only lions, elephants, diamonds, AK47's, Nelson Mandela and great whites there. Though I do suppose this makes sense since Charlize Theron is from there.

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      I think weve been looking for this one for a while

    • https://www.facebook.com/Roboturner421 Matthew Hall

      I don't get the bikini top in the second pic! I don't want to understand it either, I just want to lift it up with my teeth!!

    • @BuckeyeEmpire

      *Checks ticket prices to South Africa*

      • https://www.facebook.com/Roboturner421 Matthew Hall

        Let me know on those prices haha

        • @BuckeyeEmpire

          $1500 (from Ohio) to Cape Town in November, opposite climate… worth it?…. Worth it.

      • InDaPooper

        Does the airfare come with aids, or do I pick that up while I'm there? haha, just kidding. Actually I'm not.

        • @BuckeyeEmpire

          given your name… I think you'll have no problem picking it up there

    • SCSA

      Sometimes its good to be South African 😀 I didn't think there were South African Chivettes though !

    • Birdhaus32

      Yes we needed moar of Heather but GOD DAMN! we definitely need moar from South Africa!!

    • ti-dop

      sssmokin'

    • choppers

      hey Chive ! How about a upside down bra post

    • Mike

      proudly South African!! Nicely done ladies KCSS…Keep Calm Stay Sexy

    • vyron

      I would say we are totally doing right,go girls……….

    • Ouboet

      Jislaaik.

    • ozioziozioioioioioi

      just now, howzit bru!!!!!

    • twinch

      Moooaaaaarrrr!!!

    • Sparky

      Would you believe she is actually Zimbabwean!?!?!!

  • Whorebait

    I love me alittle Cat's Cradle 😀

    • Scott

      As do I, my friend, as do I. KCCO

      • Chris

        I too, love me a little Cat's Cradle. KCCO

    • gedda_g

      DAMMIT! Missed it AGAIN! Oh well… I'll just KCCO until next time.

      • http://www.facebook.com/justin.critchley Justin Critchley

        8 minutes remained when i got there…. But i didnt have my CC on me 😦

  • Whoopi_G

    #4 Holy shit she's hot.

    • xavi00

      powpowpow

      • techno_viking

        Is he saying Pow?

        • Lev

          PAH!

    • amplexus

      I'm pretty sure that is Transgender Canadian Jenna Talackova

      • its_forge

        If so then that was **definitely** a woman living in a man's body 'cuz holy fucking wow.

      • Eric

        No way that can be a guy.

      • Dan

        Her name is Shawn Dillon

        • Pete

          Pretty sure that's Taylor Swift

    • Hand of Fate

      Dan is right, her name is Shawn Dillon. She has some fantastic pictures and is so good looking I'm almost surprised I've never heard of her before.

      Google image searched her and ended up on her Facebook profile page and the weird thing is I actually have multiple facebook friends in common with her too.

      Need to turn this girl into a Chivette!

      • Whoopi_G

        Her model mayhem page pics are fucking smoking. Thanks for her name!

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      Damn right. And quite perky…

  • Paul from the gump

    #5

    Respect.

    • bob_the_cook

      Both of my grandfathers survived that hellish mess.

      • http://www.facebook.com/alan.carlson.96 Alan Carlson

        My dad survived, 101st airborne, 2 purple hearts, bronze star for valor at the battle of the bulge. Would not talk about it

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      Balls of steel that day

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Every time I get off the fire truck's I imagine this but then I remember I'm a trainee firefighter and I don't get to feel badass.

    • BloodScrubber

      Remember those that gave their future tomorrows on June 6 1944 so we could have ours.
      Utah, Omaha, Juno, Sword, Gold. Never forget. Thank a Veteran today.

    • Brian

      Sometimes I will be having a really shitty day, ex wife is all up my ass, work problems, mortgage is late, kids screaming, and just when I start feeling sorry for myself, I'm like, oh, yea, some of these guys, my grandfather's friends, died so I can have a job and a house and a family.

      Damn onions again.

      • Harry

        Amen brother !!

    • https://www.facebook.com/allen.moton Allen Moton

      Tom Hanks needs all the respect you can give him. You know how had this was for him?

      (yes a joke, but anyone there that day is 100% better than any of us.)

      • https://www.facebook.com/allen.moton Allen Moton

        had=hard

      • Jack Burton

        All were and are heroes who served in both theatres. But those who stormed that day are and were the bravest of the brave. God bless!

    • Matt

      Best picture of the post (& there were some fantastic pictures) I can't imagine being one of those guys who stormed those beaches that day. I pray that I can be 1/10th of the man those guys were. I'm humbled.

    • ted from pootyville

      poop in a sock.

    • comrade7apaches

      nothing but respect for those men and women from the greatest generation. From the home front to the battle field, they all defeated pure evil

    • Levian

      They had hd cameras then?

  • whyme1973

    #35 Hi Pinky. Amazing ass as always! Thank you!

    • hmminteresting

      actually, there is a weird thing going on with her ass, almost like her hips cannot support it so it has dropped a little.

      • Turkleton

        …..wut?

    • sithney

      we've missed you pinky.

    • http://www.thechive.com Azrrael

      Love :3

  • BigPup

    #4 not much I can say that'll make that any better

    • RobTalk

      well i don't care what you all say but i think she could use a touch of a tan. then she'd be immaculate.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=658071630 Matt Otto

    made my day heather! #52

    • That Guy 13

      It might mean nothing but you are beautiful, but a tad bit more as a brunette.

      • Skermitt

        Definitively, brunette looks way better.

    • Gmoney

      I love when the chive gods smile down on us 🙂

    • http://twitter.com/TAndrewarhol @TAndrewarhol

      Chivette of the week? Twitter Machine? Anything so that we can have moar of this.

    • ChugItNugget

      Heather = amazing. Mine as well Matt, mine as well…

    • Ben

      Agreed, but I have to say as much as I like the blond, you are incredibly hot as a brunette!! Good god!

    • Bryan

      gorgeous, What a fantastic ass

    • Rambo6

      chivette of the week

    • Rafael_RS

      much much better as a brunette

  • Retired Navy

    well not 1st today but close enough! was gettin a beer!!!

  • whyme1973

    #52 Thanks for sending more. You are incredible.

    • Novakayne

      Go back to brunette. While blonde by no means is bad, you were just THAT more sexy as a brunette!!

  • Billy Goats Gruff

    GAWD I LOVE HER!

    • Eban

      Ha! THAT'S AWESOME!

    • ChaseTheWalker

      How many times are you going to post this before you realize no one cares?

    • http://www.facebook.com/justin.critchley Justin Critchley

      CHivette of the month!!!!!

    • joe chiver

      I'll care when she does that naked

  • PDiddily420

    Happy Hump Day to all and to all a good fap!

    #4 #21 #27 #55 #52

    • RobTalk

      you know, no matter how hot these women are, its still kinda disturbing hearing about how you fap to all of them. keep that shit to yourself yo!

  • Brother Maynard

    #2 great roller coaster.

    • usmc_chiver

      my stomach dropped just looking at the picture….

    • Aaron

      If "great" means "terrifying" then yes, way great!

    • https://www.facebook.com/illiniloyalty John Knolhoff

      Where?

      • Kjetil

        It's Mågelibanen in Odda, Norway. Originally built for carrying materials and workers when building a powerful plant. It was open for the public until recently, but is now closed.

    • Jonah

      I doubt this is a roller coaster, more likely a train or tram that takes you up and down the mountain. You can see the two sets of tracks.

    • https://www.facebook.com/dennis.clark.1069 Dennis Clark

      i believe its a cable car, used to raise materials up the side of really steep hills, used to have steam engines ontop to reel in the cable then switched over to electrical as it was more prevalent.. They have them in the great lakes on the opastole islands too.

      • Ron Ditmore

        I am thinking a cog train. Maybe Colorado.

  • Bob Lee Swagger

    #4
    A+, would impregnate.

    • Indiana Chive Fan

      would end up with a minivan.

    • Brian

      Doubt it.

    • Old man Chiver

      Are you going to ask her what drink she would like with her Roofy first? jk

    • MBChiver

      Knock it up. Lock it up.

  • bob_the_cook

    #32 Gorgeous!

    • smokey

      Beautiful face, hair and smile, simply gorgeous. Also she is stricken with that horrible disease titled Noassatol. Such a shame.

      • bob_the_cook

        A beautiful face and smile are granted by genetics. The hair and ass are privileges granted to those who put some effort into it. There is no shame to be had here.

      • its_forge

        She has plenty of butt.

      • Matt
    • Mr_Cellophane

      My proposal stands.
      Are you married? Would you like to be?

      • bob_the_cook

        *awkward*
        Um, yes. I am married… and besides, you're not my type. Thanks though.

        • Mr_Cellophane

          I'm married too, but I'd leave the wife for her!
          (you're not my type either).

    • Mr. Green

      This chick has AIDS!

  • warren

    #19

    next chivette of the week please

    • linkx

      I second that motion!

      • Rawrnom

        I second +1 that motion! is that allowed ?

    • Franklin1138

      Isn't she the first-time Chivette from Monday's DAR? I'd love to see a lot moar of her!

  • SaltLakeChiver

    Late Hump DAR always makes work crawl that much slower…But at least #38 made it worth the wait. KCCO!

  • BigPup

    #35 Oh Pinky we've missed you…

  • Whoopi_G

    #27 Marry her NOW!

    • raffy

      Seriously, lock that hump down!

    • Brian

      Agreed. Put a ring on it.

    • hmmmmintersting

      Nice all around, except she is butchering those tomatoes.

      • dpy

        Looks like she's peeling them to me.

      • TIM

        No doubt. Professional chef? Maybe at some crap hole like the Olive Garden.

        • CowboyChiver

          You, sir, are an asshole.

          • 4908

            you, sir, are a white knight.

        • Eban

          They don't have Chefs at OG, they have cooks at best.

          • Frank

            In my experience they have Mexicans.

        • RGH

          How can a restaurant that gives you UNLIMITED bread sticks be a crap hole? Stop trolling Timmy.

    • Eban

      Pure Aweseomeness. Beautiful, and knows her way round the kitchen.
      She's a keeper.

    • amionu

      Immediately because she lets you lift up her skirt and taking pictures for the whole world

    • Samhedi

      She looks like she should be a professional ass model to me!

  • Brother Maynard

    #4 I'm in love.

    • chelo

      she cook,she's hot…you lucky guy

  • Cali Dro

    #21
    (books ticket to South Africa)

    • Jay

      It's safer to buy all three of them teckets to your country.

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