Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • babyfartmagizax

    A week without burnsday is like a week without sun! 😦 Oh well, DAR was awesome. God damn I love the Chive!! #13 and #49

    • http://chiveafterdark.tumblr.com AfterDark

      I look forward to burnsday all week, at least Chive Everywhere tided me over a little.

    • theRealRealist

      I want to like #13 so damn bad but that rib cage is like POW! Can't get past it!

      • whyzkid

        i second that! she could use a little more meat imo

        • its_forge

          LOL beautiful nearly-naked girl with spectacular titties OH NO SHE HAS VISIBLE RIBS OMG SHE'S HORRIBLE

          • C.Jung

            yeah, forge, that what he said. not "she could use a little more meat imo". christ, you're a bitch.

          • KMaree

            I don't mind some visible ribbage… but they are WAYYY more than just visible! Looks like I could cut myself on them!

            • its_forge

              It's nothing more than the position, I'm sure she looks fine just standing there. Or lying there. Or writhing on ::cough:: never mind

        • dub

          I can do this for her. In fact "Little Meat" was my high school gym class locker room nick name.

      • The Truth

        Spectacular…. just gorgeous

      • http://www.facebook.com/tj.huddleston Tj Huddleston

        #13 is such a tease!!!! I like just cause I can't see everything

    • Critic

      *white noise* <— more interesting than bf's comment

      • yourmom


    • MUchiver

      13 and 49 were my picks too. glad to see them on top

    • https://www.facebook.com/spacenugget Curtis Payne

      They were my choices too…..to tell EAT A SAMMICH! I guess guys w small junk don't understand

      • Fact

        most ignorant comment yet… Curtis Payne: poster boy for stupid (and chubby chasing perhaps)

        • love fit women

          put it in soft let it get hard and listen to the ribs crack is my motto

          • HardenLong

            Looks like a mole in the yard running up and down in her stomach

    • Jay

      More of 42 and 49 just beautiful! So amazing great body's!

    • guest

      amazing cut job!

    • mgc

      defintity find them

  • https://www.facebook.com/smartinez08 Saul Martinez

    #25 nothing is impossible
    KCCO from dallas

    • Anomanom

      Exercise is great, but really guys, there's such a thing as overdoing it.

    • dallastxbby

      Dallas Chivers STAND UP!

      -local Dallas Chivette 😉

      • SicEmBruiser

        Yes indeed!

        – Dallas / Mesquite Chiver! B)

  • NebraskaGuy

    #1 READ dat ass!!

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      I'd hate to have to pee or doing anything else while wearing that but I'm a guy so…I only wear the newspaper when I'm alone

    • electric boogalo

      Great excuse to stare, er, I mean, read.

    • Big Poppa

      i bereeve it says shake dat ass but watch yourseff

    • Sam

      This just shows the lengths that some newspapers will go to for new readers!

  • Bishopfriendly

    Spriggity sprockets get my rocket

  • douche baggins

    #6 #29 #42 nice humps ladies!!

    • Douche McBaggins

      O RLY???

  • winfields

    #6 Nice Hump! And it's almost Friday Chivers!

  • winfields

    #27 I can't imagine that was approved as the visitors guide.

    • Notknowing

      Yeah, you can tell THAT was written and published in Saskatchewan 😉

      • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

        Haha. Well said

    • brett

      Lol I have this exact same book in my class… P.s im from sask ya douche

      • Tim

        Locate near the land of rape and honey?

    • Anomanom

      I'm terrified of that picture. There is no way that whatever is going on there did not involve torture and murder later.

      • Dan Mac

        It started with the cat. Then the cameraman.

        • jroc

          i fucked the cameraman

    • Jeff

      My parent have this book

      • Dr. Strangelove

        My parents have this book as-well

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=900785222 Frédéric Purenne

      My parents still have no clue how that relates to Canada, or only Canada for that matter!

  • blue_bronco

    #3 "I'd buy that for a buck!"

    • Dylan


    • Moral Orel

      You'd buy that for a buck?? You must be young…
      After 40 you'd pay whatever she wanted you to pay, and hope your wife doesn't find out.

      Moral – If you can hit it, do so… Your spank bank will later thank you.

      42 yo Chiver

      • Truth

        Truer words have never been spoken. My wife wonders where my money goes and I tell her that I just have a gambling problem. I love going to "the casino".

      • god

        you need to see robocop

    • Chiver719

      definatly do that for a klondike bar!

  • thatguy

    #7 They aren't. They are now posting "first" in forums everywhere.

    • GuinessHangover

      I work with kids… they still do it.

    • Habsy

      Touché sir.

    • akgoalie

      nailed it

    • Mike

      This may be the greatest comment I have read in quite some time.

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    #11 Big gulps huh? Welp, see ya later

    • http://twitter.com/HBSS82 @HBSS82


    • Central-Scrutinizer

      Not in New York

      • Yeah

        Nothing over 16oz…but if you need a clean needle for your heroin habit, then come on in…they're free.

        • Dr_Fap

          **Turns on sarcasm font** It's a great law, I am glad that our tax dollars are hard at work. Now people who are thirst need to buy two 16oz instead of one 32oz.

    • Chunk and Sloth

      Never gets old. Good work.

    • Suck


    • thom

      Careful, Adolph Bloomberg will come after you.

    • scuba steve

      One of the best quotes ever!

      • Caleb

        Jim Carrey, written and spoken. Not 'merican, but eh'nadian. Possibly the funniest actor in the last 20 years.

    • chicago_animal

      Lol! The funniest shut I read on here for awhile! Nice D&D quote.

  • winfields

    #44 should have #46 listed below it… genius

    • Jawbone

      I'm not surprised a douchebag like you has no concept of what's going on with that photo. Keep being ironically ironic, cockgobbler.

  • Shant1k

    #38 wut?

    • http://www.facebook.com/james.keogh.733 James Keogh

      I didn't get it either…

      • Ned Ryerson

        what's not to get? hot chick, practicing her nun-chuck and bj skills simultaneously….seems quite normal to me.

        • Josh

          listen to Ned he gets it

          • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

            perfectly normal my friends that are girls do that shit all the time……at least in my mind they do

            • davo

              in your mind they are girls

        • Caleb

          I need some insurance Ned, I missed you.

    • OhSomeEvil

      I don't know what it is, but i approve it.

    • trl87

      Ahhhh, she's training

    • Blind

      She senses that sucking will be her only defense when the ominous shadow starts to appear


      anyone know who this is? I feel like there is more to this video that I would like to see

    • nwf

      I watched this gif cycle through like 20 times.

      • TakeOffYourPants

        Really? Only took me like 60ish seconds.

    • 8--------0

      That's hot!!!

  • Insomniac

    #1 "Hi, may I rub my silly putty in your newspaper?"

  • Martin_McFly

    #1 Hold up a sec and let me read the fine print here.

  • http://twitter.com/bdaley84 @bdaley84

    #42 nice pants

  • whyme1973

    #3 Those curves are just amazing! So sexy.

    • What Who

      Sure looks like Tiffany Thompson. Don't look her up at work.

      You're welcome.

    • Julio

      Carol Seleme

      • MJKIVP

        You are an International hero Julio…

  • Swiss Chalet

    #7 same rules apply to "first". All should be dead.

    • pat

      damn you….exactly what I was thinking, only I think the same kid who said "one" grew up to be the assclown that says "first"

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #3 I didn't have to break my F5 key today waiting for you. What a good day.

    • Guest

      ahhh, so that's what F5 does..nice

  • http://www.facebook.com/cvineyard Curtis Vineyard


  • Whoopi_G

    #49 I love what you've done with your shirt. Others should take notice.

    • http://www.facebook.com/stephen.davidson.7 Stephen Davidson

      or just take it off

    • Guest

      notice taken

    • thom

      At first, I was like NOOO, you cut up your shirt!!! But then I was like….YAAAAAY!!!

      • http://www.vapori.ro elix000

        same here. but after i could read all o the logo everything start making sens. :))

        • CBRadio

          Would it really matter all that much if you couldn't read the logo?

    • The Truth

      Nice tits!

    • twoedges

      almost makes up for lack of burnsday

      • 650

        if almost means 1%

  • whyme1973

    #42 I'd ride bitch all day long snuggled up on to that ass. Fuck.

    • Guest

      or at least up to 30 seconds after I came

    • GuinessHangover

      Hopefully she one of those girls who's rides the brakes pretty hard…

  • @iamdarktickpark

    #1 he's just reading #49 awesome!

  • MatadorPride

    #3 well hello!!!!!!!!

  • Skedaddle

    #13 is my newest lucky number. Do want. And #29 #49. Yup.

  • Whoopi_G

    #1 And who said newspapers can't survive?

    • Internet

      I did, Muahahahaha

      • debo

        the sports section has blood on it.

    • *****

      damn it whoopi goldberg, you still got it!

    • Haha

      But you have to agree that newspaper needs to get burned

    • https://www.facebook.com/jonathan.reyes.581 Jonathan Reyes

      I want to turn the page…

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