I do what I want (20 Photos)

Do you do what you want? Send your photos to macthechive [at] gmail [dot] com. Or don’t, whatever.

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  • babyfartmagizax

    #15 DAMN, moar of you please!!

    • Desi

      Yeah. That T-rex is smokin!

    • Guest

      #15 Her mouth looks more inviting than his

    • hud

      same fucking douchebag comment. get laid already

      • Dr_Fap

        good heads up

    • Biggus Diccus

      I want to touch her naughty bits

    • sutef

      I thought i told u to beat it baby dicks magicsack take a fuckin hint

      • ouchie

        what're you gonna do? troll theCHIVE just to comment on babyfarts comments? why are you even wasting your time commenting? that makes you the troll and makes you look like a bigger tool. you aren't gonna do a fuckin thibg ao keep your mouth ahut and enjoy theCHIVE like the rest of us.

        KCCO

        • Mac

          don't forget to log back in, Stan.

    • https://www.facebook.com/dallen.mckinnis Dallen McKinnis

      I was just there yesterday. Didn't see any Chivettes…

  • Martin_McFly

    #15 so while we're breaking the rules and touching things….

    • Poke4Life

      With legs like that, she can touch whatever she wants!

      • Guest

        legs like what? just because they're skinny doesn't mean they're nice

  • anony

    WHORE HORNY

    • anony

      WHOSE HORNY, FUCK!

      • wanksta??

        STILL BAD

      • Tris

        Try again

  • Onlooker

    #15 Meat-eater…

  • Jezdezpez

    #15 YUM, who is she? She's sexy.

  • ImpressMe

    #6, #15 and #18…… charter members of the Douchette club….. grow the hell up.

    • Vent187

      You sir are a dickhead.

      • Mischievous

        He's the head of the douche bag club

        • Jawbone

          Someone should kick #18 in the fucking cunt.

          • WinsSirDiksAlot

            Someone should kick you in the fucking cunt.

            • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

              Go easy on him, he's never seen a real one. He thinks it's on her shin somewhere.

          • Marty

            If you are so protective of your shitty old car then keep it in your damn garage instead of putting it on public display. It's not impressing anybody.

  • tv_paul

    #15 T-Erection

    • Markoda

      Now there's the quality comment I was looking for!

      • fishlungs

        I'd have gone for T-rection

        • Simon

          Same here. Thanks for getting me started on thinking about it though.

  • Master_Rahl

    #9 I didn't think pocket pool was a spectator sport. Still don't. #15 Clearly, for that Chivette, an exception can be made.

  • sotirisk7

    #20 Yes- i can :p

  • http://twitter.com/slackersavvy @slackersavvy

    #6 def gets a "MOAR"

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    #18 Gotta love a hot rebel

    • Unfkngblvbl

      You'll get kicked out of a car show for that shit.

      • mikeltn

        not if she shows her boobs

        • Unfkngblvbl

          true story bro

    • Flopein stabler

      Stupid cunt muffin. Get the fack off my car!!!

      • Jawbone

        Stupid twat is worth about 1 percent of that car.

        • WinsSirDiksAlot

          You're worth about no percent of that car.

  • Go Hoosiers

    #19 what kind of sick fuck wastes 1/2 the ingredients to a srewdriver on a Wii? drink like 6 then piss in that POS Wii…

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Fuck you, because Mario Kart

    • CTChiver

      Fuck you, because Zelda.

  • I<3RedHeds!!!!!!

    #15 is all I saw in this post

  • cat hammer

    #15 moar!!!!

  • AtlChiver

    #4 Good luck selling that shit!

    • Josh

      My Realtor showed my wife and me a house like that and had the same thought. Should include them in the fail posts. Only bonus is the kids sledding down it in the winter

      • Cecil

        Floods.

    • blutodawg

      When it snows you will always end up parked in the street

      • The_Dood

        My old place had an extremely long, steep, gravel driveway. When it snowed I would have to back up the neighbor across the street's drive as far as I could, and get the car to second before hitting my driveway if I wanted to have any chances of making it up mine. We ended up actually having competitions to see who could make it up in the least amount of tries.

      • Correction

        …you will always end up parked in the street.

    • Lunch_Box

      That is not to code.

    • hydro

      Who ever stamped those site plans… C'mon.

  • Jim

    #7 Made me LOL!

    • https://www.facebook.com/robert.marusky Robert M. Marusky

      "MERICA

    • stonewall_79

      Well done bro, fuck them!!!

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        …while wearing the flag of a European country on your shirt….yeah, top rebellion. That'll learn them.

    • Alex

      I'm pretty sure this is an old apartheid bench in South Africa.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=722809282 Oliver Vorian Wang

      Would be better if it were an asian or an african sitting there. White americans are still ethnically europeans.

      Unless you got native american blood in you.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

    #15 MOAR

  • the dude

    #18
    she can touch ANYTHING!

    • Jawbone

      No one gives a fuck what that old wrinkled bitch is touching.

      • http://www.facebook.com/jay.spivey.73 Jay Spivey

        Where in this photo does she look old, wrinkly, or bitchy?

  • TCSthesecond

    #6
    Never knew a lawnmower was a weapon…

  • http://twitter.com/TAndrewarhol @TAndrewarhol

    #8 I bet he drove past everyone and merged at the last second. Dick

    • CubPilot

      That's not a happy Citabria (Airbatic backwards) The landing gear is AFU. My guess he had to make a forced landing and botched it. Bummer! I learned to fly in one of those 30 years ago, they do much better in the air than on the ground.

    • Ben

      LMFAO…

  • socalmarti

    #4 One of my Architecture proffesors used to say "if it doesn't look right then it probably isn't". Who the hell walked away from that thinking it looked right? Sheesh!!!

    • GFK

      Guilty conscious?

      • majorfathead

        conscience

        • wolfpack

          Well played sir.

    • Morgan

      No kcco there

    • Big Poppa

      some douche built a garage at the end of my sweet BMX ramp.

  • Acesevens

    #13
    Fail, let me know how that works out for you dude.

    • BType13X2

      When I saw this my first thought was doing what you want should mean your rebelling without being a fucking retard.

      • Scruffy21

        * without going full retard.

        • http://www.facebook.com/jay.spivey.73 Jay Spivey

          You don't ever go full retard.

  • Eastwood

    BURNT BRAS PLEASE !!!

  • Cecil

    #6 what is she holding?

    • DAC

      why is she not in the kitchen?

  • Tim

    #15-dead sexy

    • Guest

      holy shit, this picture has been posted almost every other comment. have you all never seen a woman before??

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