Daily Morning Awesomeness (27 Photos)

  • Chester

    Butt's a home for poop.

    • whosyopapi

      Grow up, bud

      • cookie

        lame. but a lot better than the ridiculous "first" comments.

      • Jud Caraplin

        fuckn shut the fuck up fuckin fucker

    • lols

      that's not true. a "home" is a place of permanent residence, and poop doen't stay in your butt forever. at least with out problems

      • Tim

        It's like a Time Share for Poo.

    • Chester


    • Static

      Do you know why poop is tapered at the end? Its so your asshole doesn't slam shut.

      • Mrs_Conejo

        fucking ew but funny
        now back to my coffee 😉

    • Flucker

      Your mom's mouth is a home for cocks.

    • Jesus Christ

      Butt is for poop.

  • guthrie

    #20 what a babe

    • Andyman

      Google – kieve suicide girl (NSFW)

      • rromero

        Holy shit!, thanks, just googled it and got an awsome surprise!!

      • All Hail Andyman

        You, sir, are my fucking hero.

      • JDB85

        Thanks bro.

      • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

        thanks man… sweet jesus she is hot

      • ZacHart96

        cannot like this enough! thanks bro

    • Lunch_Box

      Rainbow Brite all grown up.

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      She matches her comforter. How sweet.

    • rmw

      this is going to get freaky.

    • tumblr is my friend
    • genius_khan

      I submit my vote for a Suicide Chivettes category!

      • Sean C

        Isn't that Girls with tats Catagory?

    • Dylan

      For more of this insane beauty:

  • whosyopapi

    #14 I love this girl…

    • Ander

      Who is she?! I must have more!!

      • http://blog.dirtyhotproductions.com/ waltgator

        thank porn for that shoot!

    • http://facebook.com/cre8ivdzine Bryan_W

      I got stuck on that for a while

      • http://www.facebook.com/jretrac Jason Carter

        same here

      • RFinAK

        Same here I was stuck for a good 5 mins.

    • Gloryhound421
      • Jeff

        good god…

      • qwert

        great… now i have an office boner

        • Wiley

          Hence the NSFW warning…

          • https://www.facebook.com/boby.nesta Boby Kamau

            I bet he did not read

    • Slim Jim

      what a gif, check out the NSFW link for more

    • Mmm_Beer

      When you view in the comments it gets bigger… So does the GIF

      • tralfaz

        I hope it, is not your penis.

        • Ken

          Why did you put a comma where you did?

    • TgGonz

      We need way moar of this

    • Birdhaus32

      Now give that girl a C cup and we are in business!!

    • AllanA

      and a good morning it is!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/ehbrada Lawrence Panis

      I want!

    • ted stevens

      That hula hoop may need some penicillin

    • Powder

      She's built just like my wife, but is no doubt better in the sack!

      • TIMTAM

        pics of GTFO

    • TheSword

      I'm in love to.

    • TheSpence

      Jenna Haze?

    • Stip Miner

      This room has been in more pornos than Ron Jeremy.

    • Chrisss
  • Vic

    #9 hah

    • Do0zer

      I'd have to put her into the "I hope she doesn't breed" category. God what an imbecilic.

    • jeff donuts

      had to be a woman

  • rromero

    #14 what a babe!!!

  • etcrr

    #5 Has to be photoshopped

    • Steve Irwin

      Could be a stuffed gator.

      • DaddyD

        Or stuffed nerd.

    • Rizaleno

      A mormon missionary.

      • JBinNC

        It's an adventure Mormon

    • Birdhaus32

      I was going to go with a stuffed gator. He's a bit too far back to be able to ride that bastard without getting bit.

    • Bill57

      i bet that is photoshopped cause there is no way a iguana could get that big without photoshop makeing it that way

    • Joe

      nope, Chuck Testa.

    • G.I.joe

      Great move,the guy is brave and wholesome.but this is shop because the guy is too small and the crock is to big..

    • Simon

      If the bloke's stuffed, I would have wanted it to be Brick Tamland on there.

  • Jimmy

    #24 me likey

    • Caleb

      First you get the coke, then you eat your lunch?

    • HonoluluChiver

      Should be mandatory in all fast food restaurants.

  • etcrr

    #14 Nice moves

    • etcrr

      i like her moves because she is moving and it is nice. very good

    • Bill57

      great legs and smile very precious and wholesome you can tell cause she is playing with a hula hoop

      • G.I.joe

        great moves,I like her because she is moving great and she is nice.

        Don't forget to log back on stan

  • rromero

    #16 the funniest way to be single again! Lol

    • JohnMcClane_

      If a woman killed her boyfriend for that, I'm pretty sure its justifiable homicide in most states…yeesh

    • JohnWaynefan

      Or a good way to find yourself in the doghouse for a few nights.

    • MonkeyMadness

      It's a good way to guarantee you won't get any pussy for a month.

  • http://www.facebook.com/acash34 Alex Cash

    rather exceptional DMA today, Chive

    • mercutio

      agreed. yesterdays dar and todays dma were equally badass and whatnot.

  • Mario

    #20 super hot

    • Will

      i'd taste the rainbow

      • https://www.facebook.com/ddcunningham David Douglas Cunningham

        It's Kieve from Suicide Girls if you want to see more

  • http://facebook.com/cre8ivdzine Bryan_W

    #7 Like a boss.

    • What an open goal

      #10 Like a king.

    • Birdhaus32

      He would be if it wasn't a Chevy. #10 is a true boss

  • etcrr

    #7 Balls of steel

    • rromero

      If something goes wrong it will be steel on the balls though.

    • Shawn

      And legs of jelly

    • Bill57

      i call photoshop cause the truck is on two wheels and trucks need to be on all four tires. if it was a mustang with race car parts it could ride on two wheels but not as good as a pontiac that also has race car parts

      • jeff

        um what?

        . shit is very possible

        • D-Wiz

          not saying its impossible but you can tell this pic is shopped. just look at the tires on the truck. you can't do this with your tires full of air. you need a lot more rubber on the ground..

    • G.I.joe

      This is a great move,, that guy must be made of steel or else he could be in great danger.Must be Photoshop otherwise the lights would be off and the truck on it's four wheels.

  • lylsmorr

    #14 Good….LAWD!

  • Art

    #16 I would be single if I did this to my girlfriend.

    • lols

      what are you talking about? you're single now.

  • http://facebook.com/cre8ivdzine Bryan_W

    #19 Nikki Minaj: Challenge Accepted.

    • Leo

      That's in Costa Rica – Witch's Rock Surf Camp – awesome place

  • cookie

    #5 look ma this will protect my virginity

    • Jake

      If that gator is real then I'm pretty sure he's manlier than you or I. I'd do him… or to be more accurate I'd let him do me.

    • Drew

      Crazy ass mormon

  • cookie

    #27 a great man gone too soon.

    • Caleb

      "Next thing you know there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter is knocked up." Ok different scene yet equally entertaining. Farley was pure comedy.

    • ED Min

      went the same way all chivers do: being a fucking fat ass.

    • http://twitter.com/toofast_28 @toofast_28

      Cocaine is a hell of a drug

      • Jawbone

        Piece of fat fucking shit who died a piece of fat fucking shit. About as funny as a tumor on your ass.

        • Tim

          Ass tumors are the most hilarious type of tumor….

        • Tjw

          Shut the fuck up asshat

    • Who Dat

      "Fat man in a little coat"

      • RobsterCraws


    • Peeeeeet

      Tommy likey. Tommy get wingey!

  • solraC

    #14. . . MOAR!!!

  • Honestly


    I would disappoint her so hard.

    • Obito

      ^ you made my day.

    • passwordistaco

      you win the internet today

    • Master_Rahl

      too fuckin' funny!

      • jroc

        is this the same girl as the one who made those sexy hula hoop video's on her lawn?

        • Master_Rahl

          not sure, but if not, they're both hypnotic. I would definitely bring a lawn chair and a beer and enjoy the show for either one.

        • Ned_Ryerson

          nah, this one's a porn star. Remy Lacroix. the other one's just smoking hot and wishful thinking.

  • Zito

    #20 I wonder if the carpet matches the curtains

    • Rolo__Tomasi

      I am going to guess the carpet is actually hard wood floors.

    • Master_Rahl

      Talk about tasting the rainbow! Wooooo!!!

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      no carpet, sir

    • https://www.facebook.com/bhall236 Brett Hall

      What self respecting girl would still have "carpet". that's just gross.

      • Beer Chiver

        You look like you have bodies in your crawl space.

      • Dr_Batman

        Says fucking Buffalo Bill.

  • I don't know

    #20 who is she? I'd like to taste her rainbow.

    • lols

      then stalk her get into a fist fight with her then shoot her.

    • CableGuy2012

      Google "kieve suicide girl"……Your Welcome

      • thatguy


  • Adam

    #14 is mesmerizing.

  • blue balled

    #20 I have the most valid boner for rainbow brite right now.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Wasn't Rainbow Brite like……….ten?

  • The Bandit

    #14 #20…what a great way to start this day!

    • Just a simple guy


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