Bizarre sh*^ people actually sell (33 Photos)

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  • Cecil

    #27.. No, just no.

    • AtlanataBurning

      I'd tell the owner they're a real dick.

    • Levian

      When I was 10 I put a grocery bag on my dogs back legs hoping it would catch it. Why couldn't I have seen this back then!

    • ten3six
    • Brutal_Deluxe

      Every dog should have a colostomy bag

    • SoCal dude

      Pick my poop Brian. Pick it up!

  • Truth Teller

    Some thick americans will probably love this shit

    • ocitsalocs

      that makes sense because the majority of the stuff is from Asia and sold to Asians..

    • tongystunter

      cool story bro

    • uh...yeah.

      And so I told that so called Truth Teller I don't give a piss what you say the only three letters I need are U. S. and A. The website you're commenting on is, coincidentally enough, made by Americans. Check and mate son.

      • The CHivery

        made by americans? no wonder it sucks so bad, and it's audience is so stupid and easy to troll……

        • freerangethompson

          Seen better trolls on the Daily Mail comments section – 3/10 at most mate. Bit more effort needed – you could have mentioned burgers and obesity, religion, obsession with straight teeth… the choices are endless. If you are going to be rude about a nation at lease choose some generalised stereotypes. Come back when you can manage comments that DON't sound like a 5 year old made them.

          • The CHivery

            lol that's one…….

    • QwertySauce

      'MERICA!

    • Kodos

      and you can always count on some eurotrash ponce slamming the US over this shit

  • Truth Teller

    #33 Porky loves the Hersheys

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Looks like she wants to cover your still-warm corpse with it.

      • Alex_5280

        Soon…

    • Tim

      Tonight…… You.

    • Cheeseboigors

      Wassup cheeseburgers

    • Fred Brocaa

      It looks like a sunglasses-wearing Nick Cage is peeking over her mirror.

      • haeddre

        Had to scroll back up… In the right corner looks like an alien face… This picture is all sorts of strange… lol

    • http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson

      But she uses 2% mik to cut out fat

    • JimmyS

      le' sexy time

    • The Truth

      bet she's American.

      • Tomx569

        I'd almost guarantee it.

        • DudefromSLC

          I'd say from Mississippi

  • bob_the_cook

    #17- perfect "waiting for a friend" outside the Jenny Craig center

    • haeddre

      Harley from Epic Meal Time has this….

  • https://www.facebook.com/lewisfet Feral Lewis

    #25 was a practical joke on thinkgeek.com that was so popular they made a product out of it..

    • Tomx569

      Probably tastes like bunny tears and lies 😛

    • Dave

      They got sued because they called it the other white meat & the pork council didnt like that

      • Smitty

        Threatened with a lawsuit.

        They told the Pork Council that it was protected speech under the rules of use for satire and also to shove it.

  • ayoitsdk

    #2 #30

    Silly Asians. They think of everything.

    • Tomx569

      #2 actually looks pretty comfortable

  • TazeMeBro

    #33 . . . . Soon.

    • shane

      Find her please

      • 4980

        agreed. this is about the only the chick the chivers would actually have a chance of banging.

  • Bro

    #29 reminds me of the movie "Teeth"

    • boobman

      reminds me of an ex-girlfriend!

      • Tomx569

        um, the bearded lady?

    • tv_paul

      If it has a tag on that says "For Members Only' I'm running.

    • CHIVERILLO

      Reminded me of the human centipede with a silly twist but to each his own

    • http://www.facebook.com/ryan.davis.9849 Ryan Davis

      Hahahahahaha most deff

  • 20111

    chive….. you should incorporate the facebook commenting system to your site. that way chivers would communicate better.

    • GoBeavers

      or not, go play on facebook

    • C C

      screw facebook…Mark! Trying to get that stock back up huh buddy?

    • Dick Salad

      *stalk* better

    • winfields

      I"m pretty sure you can comment with facebook, it's listed at the bottom of the comments page.
      May I suggest singing up for an Intensedebate account? That's what a number of the Chivers use, other than a random name of "20111"….

    • Nanook

      Dude, FB? Seriously?

    • Crestronprgm

      Develop your own site with a fiercely loyal worldwide following that receives millions of hits and can literally alter the daily schedule of thousands of people by hinting they might have some t-shirts to sell, and then do whatever the fuck you'd like. Or you could be Zuckerburg posting anonymously trying to stir up business since the ipo tanked…

  • Sick350Z

    #11 So do I

  • DMFMcKenzie

    Look at the little tiny Japanese condoms. How cute.

    • hmmm

      How do you know those rubbers are tiny from the pic? you must have tried one yourself? And women should be the ones carrying around rubbers. They're the ones who decide to put out anyway. Just Sayin.

  • DDDD

    #2 …. Seriously, what the fuck is up with the sexual psychology in Japan? Everything they put out just screams of repression/dysfunction/Oedipus complex to the max. Too many videogames?

    • S.Freud

      In a nutshell. . They are rebelling, as a culture, against what it means to be "Japanese": that prim, proper, ultra-conservative stereotype they forced on themselves for centuries. There is a LOT more to it, of course, but that's at the heart of it.

    • wdh

      aaaaaand Americans' interests in beastiality and girls eating doodoo from a cup and the whole rubber suit thing is sooooo normal.. smh

      • Brutal_Deluxe

        So we like watching hordes of hobos run train on your mother. Is that so wrong? But the two girls one cup thing is pretty gross.

        • wdh

          i think your sister would be upset if she knew you were watching such vids.

      • Hehehe...he

        And the two girls one cup video is Brazilian, just letting you know.

    • kgb

      I agree. The men seem to be immature perverted little boys inside.

      • wdh

        Cmon.. We all are, these guys just threw out all the fucks the give.

  • Andrew

    #33 … "Go to the gym, they said. Start eating healthy, they said…"

  • zighawk73

    #3…Home decor for Buffalo Bill…WTF?

    • C C

      The chopping block takes this to a whole different level of bizarre.

    • B Dub

      #3 I agree WTF…. Looks like the making of a serial killer. Sad, sad world. 😒

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Nobody noticed that the rug has a vagina?

      • Brutal_Deluxe

        I noticed that it's currently shutting the fuck up. This looks like a win. Where's my chef's knife?

    • Dude Imbibes

      "It puts the lotion in the basket!"

      • Dr. Evil

        It rubs the lotion or it gets the hose!

      • J.Gum

        I'd fuck me

    • JackDiesel

      Say what you will but this would make an amazing prank.

    • nevenem

      doesn't matter, had sex…

      • Tomx569

        But I skinned her alive… Still counts!

  • Woop

    #31 At the same time? That's kinda ruff.

    • Desi

      I see what you did there. . .

    • Dr_Batman

      I know, they should just start with a single-fisted bacon cheeseburger and work from there.

  • whyme1973

    #11 I know the feeling.

  • Mr. Berg

    #33
    I'm pretty sure that bottle is filled with blood!

    • Brutal_Deluxe

      Nope, it's clearly marked as being strawberry syrup.

      • sneakytiki

        it's actually a coin bank, according to a google search for "giant hershey's strawberry syrup bottle"

        • http://www.facebook.com/skill10n Sam Pascucci

          Definitely a coin bank, I worked at Hershey Park for 5 dreadful teenage years.

  • http://chiveafterdark.tumblr.com AfterDark

    $1 for a package of Ramen? What a ripoff #10

    • homer

      At least twice a week.

    • Frosty1489

      but this isn't your regular ramen; this one is made special for all the sluts out there!

  • Bw11

    All ridiculous except #15 which is pretty cool.

    • SARmedic

      Seen these a long time ago, and I love them!

    • Tomx569

      If there was ever a perfect light for a rave, this would be it.

  • iXOredheds

    #8 #9 #27 Just wrong!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=656311938 Stephen Gondek

      #8
      it's even more wrong considering it looks too much like Pedobear…

  • Jeeeeeeeeeeefff

    #1 is a joke. Its only a box, but you can buy it and then put another gift inside.

    • Thatguy

      Why thank you I will wake n bake

    • keithdylan

      They have an entire line of fake boxes. My wife uses them at X-Mas to see people's reactions to such crappy/dumb gifts.

      • Smitty

        The bummer is, the gifts I want to give, are never small enough to fit in their tiny boxes. ;-(

    • dropkick

      you're prolly the guy who tells kids santa claus isn't real…

    • newscot

      Didn't Michael Scott invent this?

  • CLTHomebrewer

    There's a whole lot of WTF in these pics!

  • SolidusSnake420

    #1 I love that this is called wake and bake, as I am high and thought it would be awesome as fuck.

    • Lunch_Box

      Until you burnt the shit out of yourself trying to hit the snooze button.

  • tv_paul

    #14 Suddenly the expression "on the rag" takes on a whole new meaning.

    • charlie

      I don't think I'd bother lifting the seat.

  • gottaclimb

    #1… Ok, I didn't even finish scrolling after I saw #1. Really disturbing to have a hot plate right next to a bed with an alarm clock built into the damn thing. The only thing this should win is the Darwinism Award. No class action lawsuits needed. If you're dumb enough to put a burning hot iron next to your bed and have an alarm built into it, you deserve whatever burnt hands you got from your stupidity saying that this product is a fucking brilliant idea. Rant over.

    • D-Worth

      Reminds me of the episode of The Office where Michael Scott burns his feet because he wanted to wake up to the fresh smell of bacon.

    • Lunch_Box

      You don't really think this is real do you?

    • insanely great

      ha ha good one gottaclimb, very funny

    • Smitty

      Although it isn't real; can you imagine eggs sitting out all night, then a griddle turning on; waking up to rancid smelling …. on the other hand it would wake you up.

      What about pets?

    • Alpha0010

      You do realize that even if that was real, the griddle wouldn't be running until you turned it on, right?

      • gottaclimb

        For the premise of a morning breakfast alarm, the alarm would be turning on the burner at the same time. And yes, I realize this thing is fake after some looking around on the interwebs.

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