Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • Fall

    #19 those are a nice size!

    • Fall

      an first!

    • Dan

      motorboating like a boss!

  • rromero

    #1 like a baby boss!

    #17 semms legit

    • rromero

      Oops, seems*

      probably I shouldn't be drinking on moday!

    • Billy D Willy

      real creative shit right there, rromero.

      • rromero


        • Magic Mike

          "like a boss" and "seems legit" were played out years ago. Don't post again until you can at least be mildly creative.

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  • RandomTask09

    #6: The good old days, when you can throw knives at your kid and beat your wife without having the authorities getting involved.

    • Stu

      Beat your wife? How'd you read that into the pic, OJ?

      • ruleofthumb

        it was the turn of the 20th century, he had a wife. You do the math………

    • tralfaz

      They should of given him a cigarette and blind fold.

      • Ned_Ryerson

        haha, he probably smoked anyway.

    • yoselahonda

      On top of that, people would pay to see you do it.

  • F stuf

    #17 seems legit

  • Bobby

    #2 should have gotten more balloons bro.

    • joe

      the prequal to up

      • Name

        If u get a match next to that, then that thing turns deadly.
        Also, is #10 ballet or kung fu, cant make out.

    • Big Poppa

      you'd think he;d look happier

  • whosyopapi

    #13 Future MTV Stars

    • Guiseppe


      • Common Sense

        I stared at this pic for waaaay to long

        • DaddyD

          I made it my desktop.

      • HonoluluChiver


    • dominantone

      I bet that was an awesome wedding to be at.

    • FoolOfATook

      I'd skip the bachelor party and hang with these girls at the bachelorette party.

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      Over/under divorce: 6 months

      • tkokilroy


    • me...BN!!!

      Now ki…oh wait!!! NICE

    • M.C.

      Oh yes. There will be aids.

      • Luke Warmwater

        So you're saying you wouldn't saddle up on the one to the right?

    • Dr_Batman

      Stars of the new reality show "My Super Slutty Bisexual Wedding".

      • Evan

        I'd watch that.

    • Chris

      Hi-Res, Hi-Res, Hi-Res!!!

    • Rtree

      I'd say yes to all of them. I'd double bag, but I'd do it.

    • Jay

      Lesbians, a bride with a great butt, a girl with tats, a skanky one, and a curvy leggy one. Just need a redhead to complete the ensemble.

  • lylsmorr

    #9 Hey, this isn't where I parked my car.

  • rromero

    #24 every morning, scumbag sun!

    • chivepolice

      hint: curtains

      • rromero

        Very nice from you for volunteering, is this Friday okay for you to install them?

    • monoxxide

      even better solution, put your feet at that end and show that stupid sun who's boss

      • Matticus

        It will find you…..no matter where you hide

    • asdasd

      That asshole is using a scattergun. No fair sun!!

  • Jordan

    #11 Bath Salts

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #13 OMFG!!!! MOOOAAAR!!! I wish I could touch a real girl!!!

    • The Chivers

      OMG!! ME TOO!! THEY'RE ALL 10++++!!! Anyone who thinks those girls are anything less than perfect 10s is a gay, virgin, adolescent, basement dweller who needs to go eat a bag of dicks! KCCO!

      • its forge

        Well said. Anytime someone says anything I don't agree with, my vagina gets all sandy. Every woman posted on this site is a GODDESS! NO EXCEPTIONS!!!

        • Guse

          Man! Someone got hit with the bitch-stick hard this morning.

      • thatguy

        Or you know… maybe we're just not dicks. If you don't think a girl is attractive there is no need to call her a fugly skank (just because you are an insecure, busted cow yourself).

    • Jezza67

      Fairly sure the best man is getting some.

    • DanTheMan

      I feel like pulling a 3some at this wedding would be a very realistic goal!! Ill take the tatted chick and the one pullin up her dress on far right…….. and the bride lol

      • djp

        I'm with you, Dan. I'd volunteer to let the bride and the girl on the right take advantage of me.

    • Mr miyagi

      Went to highschool with the bride. Ironically she's a photographer for weddings.

      • mickey

        …and I call bullshit…

  • Zito

    #17 seems legit

    • Zito

      So unoriginal..

    • The Truth

      aaaand here it is posted a third time. christ, you fucks are unoriginal.

      • James

        Seems legit

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=658071630 Matt Otto

    #18 oh yeah!

    • Paul

      Are you gonna be in my dreams, tonight?

  • RandomTask09

    #25: I'm pretty sure that was a peck on the cheek.

    • bate

      rugby style it is.

    • Lower

      That was the highlight of the game. Terrible weather made for poor slow play. Poor wallabies. Congrats Scots.
      Newcastle, NSW Chiver.

  • Bobby

    #20 not a single fuck was given

    • dub

      #Bobby not an original comment was given

    • haeddre

      Cats never give a fuck

    • ButterTuna

      pretty sure the top kitten is dead

  • Rollout25

    #24 Every DAM morning!

    • Just_Mike


    • lols

      i know. almost like it was a set schedule

  • Mitch

    Apple Juice Pong…..

    • yup

      Wonder which kids in this class have the douche bag frat boy father…….?

      • http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson

        Look at it this way by the time he starts this drinking game he'll be a pro and the least drunk of all of his frat bros. Making dear ol dad proud

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #6 For the very last time…Are you going to eat your vegetables?

    • Fred

      It took more than that when I was a kid!

  • Scott

    My 14 year old daughter has no idea what a roll of film even is!

    • rromero

      And your point is?

      • rromero

        My apologies, just saw the comment below. Chive On!

        • Scott

          No worries. My own fault for forgetting the pic number.
          Waaay too early for me here!

          • rromero

            Understandable, a bit late for me here and a couple more beers that I should have lol

            PS. You have a nice and positive attitude, usually people get very defensive with this kind of comments.

            • john long

              Now kiss

    • saucypants

      My 14 year old son just jerks off all day!

      • James

        Me and your son have a lot in common

        • DaddyD

          And what exactly is wrong with a daily tug or three?

          • Havoc

            Absolutely nothing, once a day keeps the doctor away I always say

    • troof

      you have a 14 year old and yet you come to the chive and stare at girls less than 4 years older than her? sweet life.

      • mcfadinj

        I'm betting you just wish one of those 14 year olds would knock on your door.

        • hump

          That's quite a stretch for a conclusion, cuck.

        • 98434

          wow, mcfadinj. you've got some issues……

      • Adam

        Considering the owners of this site are capable of having kids that age…what's your point? Legal is legal.

  • Scott

    I meant for this one ^^^^^

    • glenn

      film roll is the father of a pole dancing flash card!?!

  • Theuglystick

    #23 pimp my ride – Iraq

    • Dave

      This is from India !!!

      • thom

        The ones in Iraq have explosions tied to them.

        • Sam

          How do you tie down an explosion?

  • Tony

    Well theres your problem

    • tapsnapornap

      Yo Dawg, I heard you like boats…

      • Jerry

        An Xzibit joke from 2005. How original!

        • tapsnapornap

          No doubt, that's why I didn't even bother finishing it. Was also my subtle way of pointing out that the first comment was about as interchangeable as the Xzibit comment. O well, KCCO…

  • rucknmaul

    #25 As an Australian that was the best part of the whole game..well done Scotland

    • Andyyyyyyyyyyy

      As a Scotsman it was a great win but the only real loser that day was rugby. It was painful to watch.

    • NickDB

      As a Saffer the whole game was brilliant 🙂

      Actually no, but we need to take our digs at the wallabies when we can, awesome team and much respect from across the pond.

      And nicely done to the Scots 🙂

  • Saskguy26

    #11 he's teasing the zombie with a snack

    • nate

      looks like we've found the serial face eater

  • Caleb

    #9 Like a gloooove!

    • Koont

      I'm sure booze had nothing to do with this situation…..

  • dre

    #24 aimbot…

    • Moknowsbest


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