Daily Morning Awesomeness (27 Photos)

  • Marching band

    I'd HEIL her #25

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      "HEIL"? You misspelled: "be afraid to look at".

      – Fan testimonial: "To those who ask: Paula: the troll Chive keeps in its basement that sometimes escapes and wreakes hilarious havoc all over the comment section. Adored by (very) few, hated by many. – pile0rocks"

      • txobmf

        Thats how its spelled in German!!!

    • DK

      Sarah Brandner (Google image her) GF to Germany Midfielder Bastian Schweinsteiger
      GO Germany!!

      • Guse

        In all that girl's pictures, she looks 10x better when she's just sitting there then when she's posing and looking "sexy."

        • blues

          Oh, I don't know, the body paint shots are pretty hot!

      • Alex

        And here we see again, money attracts. Cuz Schweinsteiger is one ugly …!

        • KCCO

          Amen brother!

    • Bill

      Football – the sport where players, who look like Schweinsteiger get girls looking like her.

    • BruceWayne

      Oh mein Gott, ich würde ihr in den Mund ficken .. lol

      • Ely

        es gibt auch Deutsche die hier mitlesen πŸ˜‰
        google Image Lena gercke , GF of German Midfielder Sami Kedhira. She is the hottes WAG on the German Squad in 2012

        • schwupoki

          wie viele das wohl sind?

          • Cat

            dt. Mädels hier auch am Start πŸ˜‰

            • ELY

              würde mich echt interessieren wieviele deutsche Chiver es gibt. Ich hab leider noch keine Chance auf ein Tshirt gehabt und auch noch niemanden in DE mit einem gesehen

              • gesundheit

                wish I could read Spanish.. 😦

                • psu16

                  ich auch. Mmmmerica!

              • PaK

                Hier in Hamburg gibt es schon nen Paar. Auch komplett mit KCCO Shirt!

              • Schweinsteiger

                und noch einer

              • AndreLei

                Ich hab eins. πŸ™‚

                • fritodog

                  You all suck at spelling.

                • Cat

                  schenkste mir das?? .. steht mir als Mädel doch eh besser πŸ˜‰

              • RazZaH

                ich laufe mit einem shirt rum πŸ˜‰ und mich haben schon paar leute in clubs auf mein "cooles" shirt angesprochen ;D

  • jimbozo

    #4 WTF is the cat doing in the background??!!!!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You! Noticed! The! Cat!!!?!!!11111!!!!!11111111!!!!!
      Hand over your man card, RIGHT FUCKING MEOW!

      – Fan testimonial: "Paula, I'm going to vote you down on this one, because I know that's what you're after. As long as we have an understanding that I think this is completely hilarious."

      • hello please

        You remind me of my neighbor's chihuahua.

        I want to run you over with my car.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          <img src="http://bit.ly/LwB8cR"&gt;
          No hug,
          – Fan testimonial: "ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE CHIVE, please, everyday I see these so called beautiful women. We all know that the only perfect girl is Paula. – StupidityAlwaysWins"

      • jimbozo

        Go back to the abyss you were spawned from.

      • SockMoney17

        He got you Paula…hook, line, and sinker. You should know better by now

    • I saw it too

      The cat is masturbating, jimbozo. The cat is masturbating.

    • Medi

      There's a cat??

    • Mr. McGibblets

      That picture was phenomenal to begin with… you have just introduced me to another level of appreciation for it. Thank you sir. Go on with your day…

    • SmileAlready

      Damn lucky lemur!

    • jimbob

      Probably licking its arse

    • Nikoli

      Staring at her beauty

    • HOOK

      I could give a fuck…… Look at that 'can and back divot'

    • who cares

      How does a human notice that?

    • KO617

      There's a cat?

  • Marching band

    #26 DERP IM A BURD

  • whosyopapi

    #4 With a hump like that… you know its Hump Day

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      What hump? It's a cat photo dumbass!

      – Fan testimonial: "Yes these girls are pleasing to the eye but they all lack the integrity of a woman, a strong and confident woman like Paula. – StupidityAlwaysWins"

  • http://twitter.com/Real_JustbinK @Real_JustbinK

    #1 FIND HER

  • Dazed

    #13 bitch please

  • Dazed

    #27 I love drinking at work

    • CalculatedRisk

      He's a 'fan' too.

    • Fish On

      And his mouse isn't plugged in. So, this is what we've come to…faking stupid videos.

      • blunt

        it could have been plugged into a usb port in the front of a forward-facing tower or the rear of a rearward-facing tower, or into a usb hub on a network, or if you were looking at it from the perspective of the other side of his desk, the rear of a forontward-facing tower or the front of a rearward-facing tower or also the usb hub on a wireless network thing with terminals, or maybe you are right.

  • jimbozo

    #25 There's a lot of people in her kitchen.

    • nemesis

      Same tired sexist bullshit. You kids don't stand a chance.

  • Shane o

    #10 looks like Charlie's bedroom floor

  • KnowsHe'sFucked..

    #3 Frown face driving the Jeep Liberty

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    My contract says I have to post some shit on the first page, but I lack inspiration right meow. So this will have to do my dear minions.

    – Fan testimonial: "Shut up Mac – Chad"

    • Jerome

      Better than nothing…oh wait, no it's not.

    • Chad

      No I'm doesn't

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #17 Yeah, you know you like it.

    • PianoFingers

      ummm – she's Danish (based on her clothes, not that I know her)

      • kcco

        thanks sherlock

    • Vent187

      I keep going back to watch it.

  • Elbie

    #3 Let the joy begin!

    • Elbie

      #4 …

      • Unreal

        You are a retarded, dumbass, cunt, mother fucker Elbie.

  • http://twitter.com/TAndrewarhol @TAndrewarhol

    #1 Judging on those poses this is about as close to boobs as these boys will want to get.

    • theyare

      Ur average chivers.

      • isweari

        was just thinking the same thing

  • cookie


  • RealZoo

    #1 "Twister" for teen virgins.

    • joe

      They will be virgins long after they are teens by the looks of it

  • Ruud

    #14 is not Funny, Today He wil score against Germany tonight. I am ready in my Orange shirt. I predict 2-0 for the netherlands (European Championship)

    • KTH

      Euhm… no.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Ah the streets will be empty this evening… perfect time to go shopping.

      – the one who cheers for Germany

    • Mesut Ozil

      I suppose you have to say that, after being beaten by Denmark. And you still think you can beat Germany? Best Holland pack their cases, cos they going home this week.

    • ouch

      That ankle roll is nostalgic.

    • KTBFFH

      2-0, in favor of the Netherlands? Are you high?

      • silky

        Do you really need to ask that? he's Dutch

    • Ely

      i dont think so , http://www.lomography.com/homes/steka/photos/1629… We will beat you 3-1 for sure

    • Definitely

      Well this is a bit awkward. 2-0 Germany so far.

      • FUTBOL

        2-1 Germany won. TSK TSK

  • dibbes

    #14 DERP! ! ! Makes you wonder why they lost ey πŸ˜›

    • Ruud

      Bad Gras?

      • Lyra

        Nee nee Ruud, gewoon beter spelen πŸ˜‰

  • Saskguy26

    #27 i've almost done that a couple times, only its forward into the desk

  • HonoluluChiver

    #10 That good sir, is quite hilarious.

  • annienk

    #11 Mind blown

    • matt

      Might want to youtube Helicoptero -> thats this capoeira move, you even have some guys doing this without putting their hands on the ground

      • AnnieNK

        Thanks! πŸ™‚

  • Malisa

    <img src=http://www.mobilediscount.info/hotels/nxs.jpg> #4 I love this beauty ass , Find her<img src=http://www.mobilediscount.info/aquarius/bho.jpg>

    • HOOK

      Second that! Finest piece of the female anatomy posted.Epic.

  • virgins

    #! Future chivers.

    • damnit


  • John Kenny

    #26 "…the FUCK was I drinking last night?…and where's my kidney??"

  • myself

    #23 That's a really cool building.

    • this guy

      anyone know where this is?

      • ELY

        looks like NYC although i cant remember seeing a building like that when i was there

        • charlie

          It is New York, it's called the Mercedes House. Signed a two year lease last week!

    • Darp Durp

      That is on the west side of Manhattan. It was just completed recently.

    • nuccabay

      really cool, seems like a HUGE waste of prime NYC real estate though

    • geo

      I bet it looks like an MC Escher drawing from above.

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