If Ken and Barbie had a real-life marriage (7 Photos)

This loveless marriage is the brainchild of the talented Dina Goldstein.

The Making-Of video right here.

  • joemamma


    • YaYo

      first in a Barbie & Ken thread…you must be so proud of yourself!

      • joemamma

        Great…now i feel funny…

    • Drew

      "First" … to fail.
      Never fails.

    • Vern

      At least you beat BabyfuckMangina

  • babyfartmagizax

    The tag on the gallery says it best… WTF

    • st33

      So…do you just hit refresh on thechive all day?

      • Dakota

        Pretty much..

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        No need for that 🙂

        – Fan testimonial: "Shut up Mac – Chad"

  • dbo


    • mexico

      wtf is this … amerocans are gayy? lol

  • Ned_Plimpton

    What did I just look at?

    • Dick Salad

      Coming down the wire soon… Barbies "newly single chivette" attention mongering post!

      • tkokilroy

        cool story. tell it again

        • Dick Salad

          Riveting story chap, pray thee tell it again!

  • Dan

    #4 Funny, and a great photo set-up.

  • Sam

    #1 wrong but hot!

    • northerner

      She looks absolutely stunning with her lovely tush sitting on the potty! Fascinating pose!

  • http://www.searchbostoncondos.com meh

    i want my 40 seconds back

    • DBig

      That's what she said? Sorry, couldn't help myself.

      • tkokilroy

        4* in that case

    • Steve Lee

      even if you got them back, you'd just waste them all over again

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Hear the latest version of Barbie? Divorced Barbie. She comes with all of Ken's accessories.


      That joke isn't 30 years old.

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

    #7 Haha, hit the nail on the head!

    • Notknowing

      So who is Ken's boy toy? and why dosen't he have a stach like in his dreams?

  • Larry

    Looks depressing.

  • Rufio

    The Berry is over there>>

  • Beau McFaggy Pants

    My pants are so damn tight now.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Ken and his partner really got to you, eh?

  • Oli


  • boob_cuddle

    Wtf chive this isn't funny.

  • https://www.facebook.com/tony.gomez.3998 Tony Gomez

    Not sure I fan fap to this.

    • https://www.facebook.com/tony.gomez.3998 Tony Gomez

      I'm also quite sure that I can't type correctly.

    • Ken

      what a fan fap and how much?

  • Ned_Plimpton

    John is obsessed with Barbie for some reason.

  • tv_paul

    Ken: Honey, let's have sex now!
    Barbie: You dumb bastard neither of us have any genitals!!!

    • StarOver

      Your dialogue is atrocious.

      • john steinbeck

        StarOver, you sir are no wordsmith. I found this slight jaunt into whimsy delightful. It was succinct and to the point. I similar lines to these in my first draft of “The Grapes of Wraith” before my editor removed them. Please work on your word structure and try again in the future, best of luck to you.

  • http://www.facebook.com/paul.a.williamson.1965 Paul Williamson

    Everybody knows Barbi left Ken in the 70's for the 12" GI Joe.

    • Always Last

      Alternatively – "Does Ken make Barbie cum?" Oh no, she's fakes it with Ken but cums with Joe.

      • Always Last

        After rapid review with the old joke dude in my head – "Does Barbie come with Ken?" "Oh no, she fakes it with Ken but she cums with Joe."

  • Beast

    It's official, I will click on anything.

    • Guest

      God damn it Beast. So it seems we will!

  • Amy

    If y'all wanna keep seeing hot chivettes suck it up for the few posts like this.

    • EMT

      You first Amy…

      • Amy

        I love to suck it up…right after it was in my ass.

  • Notme

    Are you saying Ken is Gay!!! #6

  • Not Fabulous

    Yes, yes, we get it. Every straight guy is a closet homosexual. Every straight marriage is a sham. Gay people have everything figured out and are so superior to us knuckle-dragging breeders.

    • Yup

      Not Fabulous is my new hero

    • northerner

      Right on Not Fabulous! You get it! Chive didn't…

  • AllanA

    What the hell? No boobs in this post?

  • Hunter X

    #7 WTF are either of those 'guys' doing in bed? Not much you can do without genitals.

    • MonkeyMadness

      They were bumping bumps.

  • Barf

    Dafuq is this?

    Who is this "Barbie"??? She is hot!

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