Soooo…. your dad got wasted (26 Photos)

Happy Father’s Day!

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  • El_profe

    #19 can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

    • StevieB


    • Guest88

      Solid reference.

      • El_profe

        I guess not many people watched full metal jacket.

        • homerpimpson

          Can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

    • Paula_

      That's IMPOSSIBRU you idiot, the hose would be sucked flat instanty.

      Only Mac might be able to actually do that, he's kinda weird.

      – Fan testimonial: "I salute you Paula… You keep cunting… You're the best at it."

    • ManBearPig

      Go watch Full Metal Jacket before you thumbs down this comment…

      • Glib

        already have. doesn't the comment's funny. still thumbed it down.

    • @Juli4ever

      Clearly people dont understand this post I sure as hell do lol FMJ
      "how tall are you
      5'9" sir
      5'9"? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!!!!" haha

  • UtahChiverDad

    Happy Fathers Day, fellow Chiver Dad's! Lets keep showing these young pups how to really tie one on!

    • The James

      Trying. Had to pick up my daughter at 5am this morning. She simply will not stop mixing different types of alcohol no matter how many times I warn her about it!

      • Girly

        I remember my dad coming to get me from the bar a couple of times when I was 19 or 20…we eventually learn, don't worry haha

      • The Chad

        and tell her to stop giving such toothy blowjobs.

  • Jak

    Dads rule!!!!

  • Colin

    Happy Fathers Day!!!

    • Dakota Moore

      my wife let me sleep in this morning!! and made me breakfast!! it's gonna be a great day!!

  • TomatoTipper

    I hope I'm still doing this shit in my upper 40's.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      I'm approaching my mid-40s and I haven't stopped.

      It helps not having kids though….they tend to spoil it.

    • Max

      I'm a chiving dad in my 40's….no chance of slowing here….we were doin this shit in the 80's….passing the torch is a helluva ride bro

      • Darrell

        Same here. Nothing better than an old Chiver!

    • DaddyD

      I'm 63. Still going.

    • Wrinkly Taylor

      I'm 63. Come at me, bro.

    • Tucker

      78, and i just pooped a little.

      • larrie

        Eye just pooped a lot out of my poopy whole

  • turbosnail4

    Happy fathers day to all those who still have fathers. cherish the time with them.

  • babyfartmagizax

    #25 Mac's Daddy!! Happy Father's Day!!!

    • Mac the Intern

      Grandpa, but close

      • Shane

        Macs daddys daddy?

      • redbairn

        Your grandpa is Rolf Harris? Sweet!

  • AirmanZimm

    The berry should have done "hot DILFS on the middle of nowhere"

    • FlyboyJim

      Know how I know you're very gay?

      • AirmanZimm

        Know how I know your sense of humor sucks?

        • casey

          I like dads

          • Adad

            Go on…

  • Shawn Bell

    As I read this with a slight hangover, my 2 year old and one year old are laughing historically at each other while they eat breakfast. Yup. Life is good.

    • hysteria poo

      well, at least you have historical histeria to back you up you f'ing ding dong hoo cant schpell 4 schitt…poop!

  • Alex

    #2 the worst thing, that's someones father up on that stage.

    • BAMF

      Daddy issues no doubt

  • 817-chivette

    Hope y'all feel ok this morning. Happy fathers day Popa! And happy fathers day to all dads!!!

    • Arlington

      My area code is also 817, I reside across the street from Cowboys Stadium! I know.. irrelevant.

      • 817- chivette

        Sweet !!! Listen Chiver, meet you at Pitt Grill in 30 minutes k? Wear tight pink pants and a yellow hat – I will be the leggy wet blond in the booth.

        • Arlington

          Despite Pitt Grill being 5 minutes from my place, I can't make it. Just got off work heading straight to the library to study an exam I have exam tomorrow. Taking a couple summer classes @ UT Arlington. And since I'm heterosexual, I don't own tight pink pants.

  • Avlds13

    Happy fathers day fellow chivers and chivettes!! Loving the so u got wasted edition!

  • passwordistaco

    #12 I would rock the shit out of those clothes if I could still find em. Don't think I missed you corduroy shorts! Op rocked.

    • Sharp Chiver

      Haven't you commented that before? Is that your one line or something?

      • passwordistaco

        Wow, I edited (immediately) to add the Op's otherwise you have me confused not so Sharp Chiver.

  • The Guy

    This trombone sounds terrible…

    • The Guy


      • ChodeLauncher

        Looks like about 1978

  • Chicago Sean

    #10 "Like a virgin"

  • Beau McFaggy Pants

    Dads make my pants super tight!

  • stash

    #21 hey, where'd ya get the canadian tuxedo denim dan?

  • bubblerider86

    Happy Father's Day to all the awesome Dads, Grandpas, Stepdads, and all other fatherly figures! We love your goofy selves! 🙂

  • 16inchzipper

    #3 MCLOVIN!

  • drsoos712

    #24 Glorious…

  • Chaos

    #3 Good Dad award goes to…

  • DMFMcKenzie

    #23. You mean "homo dad".

    • casey

      I am pretty sure he did that too be funny or one of his kids is emo and he's making fun of them/showing how stupid they look.

    • Heh

      You mean, "I marginalise people I don't know, based on my perception of their sexuality". Don't hate. KCCO. ❤

  • Brandon Beardslee

    As a chiver dad, this post made my day. Thanks chive, you rock!

  • freddy boy

    Like the man said, enjoy your dad while you've got him.

  • melindu

    Happy Father's Day! We must remember that our dads and grandads drank way before us and thats where we learned it from in the first place!

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