TV and news captions it’s hard to believe actually happened (35 Photos)

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  • Beau McFaggy pants

    Tight pants starts now

    • Jorts

      FAIL!

      • suck me dry

        suck me dry

  • The Scout

    #10
    Classic!

    • sean
    • Jman

      hopefully he wasn't killed to death

      • Dee

        Killed to death? Right…..

  • tejas

    #27
    Hehe..funny don't see that now a days!!

    • the_gump

      Its Portland…. happens all the time

    • Jack o' lantern

      Don't see girls not wearing pants now a days? Are you one of those chivers? Oh.

  • boobman

    #3 surprisingly!

    • Drew

      Note the majority coming from FOX News and affiliates. -_-

      • JESSE

        I never watch televised news especially none of the "News" Networks. You may have seen MSNBC, CNN, NBC Evening News, HLN, or print media/ internet sources like Huffington Post, New York Times, Newsweek, the Nation, Time magazine, and nearly any other national news outfit for the left's perspective. Sorry your ideologies can't be reinforced by EVERY mainstream source in the country. You are welcome to shut the fuck up and enjoy the ridiculous captions.

  • The Scout

    #8
    Every time I am chiving! These chivettes are amazing!!

    • Usa retard nation

      Yes and that's your daily news, talking about subjects that matters to you huh.

      • Anonymous

        Troll.

    • Jack o' lantern

      Creepy.

  • https://www.facebook.com/Dweppler08 DeAnna Michelle Weppler

    No faith in the future of this country…srsly -.-

    • Usa retard nation

      I'll simply agree with this

    • Obvious

      Which country? There were news organizations from more than one country included.

    • mike v

      Have you done anything to leave this nation better than you've found it?

      • ColaChiver

        Calm down JFK

    • DDD

      Yeah yeah, blah blah, that's what they all say. Shut up.

    • Trav1121

      Agreed. Go, America, Go! Yes, please do. smh…

    • Jack o' lantern

      Says the chick flashing her cleavage in her Facebook profile. Looks like you're doing a ton to help.

  • elguapo80

    I'm the first. wow. B=====D–~~~

    • shadowstein

      this fails so hard, it makes my teeth hurt

  • misschris

    #8 You don't want to know
    lol

    • Touchy McPrivates

      Oh, misschris, I do want to know. Tell me…tell me nice and slow. Yeah, there you go…

    • Ellen

      I always think about you whilst flicking the bean.

  • Dirkler

    #24
    It all makes sense now.

  • Dan

    #33 They really don't get paid enough!

    • jeff donuts

      yes they do

      • The Scout

        You should become one then.

    • Groggy

      We were just trying to help put out the fire..

  • dead1

    you had me at eujaculating

    • World Traveler

      Is that like the French/Britich version? When it happens do you have to go "Oh, hawh-hawh-hawh!" like a saucy Jean-Pierre?

      • World Traveley

        *British

        • World Traveler

          *Traveler

          I'm a hot mess.

          • ColaChiver

            I'd agree considering your whole point was making fun of his spelling error…..

          • ScottyD63

            Please sir, step away from the typing thingy before somebody gets hurt.

  • Larry

    #8 Often, because Bewbs!!!

    • insanely great

      ..hardly ever, no time to think about it..;)

  • NDChiver

    Anyone know if the black KCCO's are going on sale today?

    • Miranda

      I was wondering the same!

      • jeremy

        they went on sale tuesday…might be sold out already…check 3dbfm

        • http://twitter.com/MirandaKGaines @MirandaKGaines

          No, the shirts go on sale in over an hour from now.

    • Shay

      They were on sale when the Troops colours were on sale. They are sold out now.

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #9 What do you call a gay snowman?

    Snow blower

  • theDayner

    #33 They were just trying to help put out the fire

  • https://www.facebook.com/oliver.buckmaster Oliver Buckmaster

    #29 i was on vacation in the dutch Caribbean and met this guy. fucking psycho dude, but buys everyone drinks at the bar

    • KillinTime

      Talks about wearing your family's skin tomorrow… Gives u a free drink. "meh I guess we can still hang out."

  • https://www.facebook.com/tony.gomez.3998 Tony Gomez

    #8 ask the two in #9

  • JD

    Man, for a second there I thought most of these were fake! Oh wait…

  • Panda

    #16 LMAO…props to the writer on that one

    • Touchy McPrivates

      I think jibba-jabba needs to be worked into normal, everyday conversation. People would be far less tense.

  • Guest

    #13 Hysterical and spot on!

    • socalmarti

      That's the Ralph Lauren Polo guy!

  • Advert Vet

    #18
    Pedobear back when they called it freebase.

    • insanely great

      and what about that name…his parents had to be a right pair of kidders 🙂

  • BigSchem

    #29 Oh my…the images that come to mind >_< THINK OF THE BANANAS!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/oliver.buckmaster Oliver Buckmaster

      the dead woman was a fitness trainer who died during a coke overdose

  • SpacemanSpiff

    #32 first world problems

  • TheRealQwade

    #17
    Anyone who thinks this is wrong needs to watch this video:

    • Dozer

      No one thinks its wrong you jack wagon. Its 13 Trillion NOT 13 Billion.

  • Pwnapotamus

    #35 Police brutality being investigated as Chicken reports being choked repeatedly.

    • ScottyD63

      Bravo, sir!

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