Daily Afternoon Randomness (40 HQ Photos)

  • workaday


    Let me tell you who didn't do yoga in my shitty office today, Shay Maria

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Why don't you have the live Chive cam on when THIS is happening?!

    • MattKL

      Bob really has a difficult job huh? Poor bastard.

      • yep

        very hot picture… however, i want one of those stand up/sit down desks! Chive, where did you get them?

    • JOHN

      glad she decided to take that gnarly piercing out of her face.

    • JOHN

      This needs to be brought to everyone's attention: #28 is a picture of a mentally challenged girl. ARC stands for Association of Retarded Citizens. You fucked up a bit Chive.

      • smallchinaman

        I thought they didn't like to be called retarded.

        • mike~

          Department of Mental Retardation. That's just what it is.

      • Trev

        Not to be confused with Arc of San Diego, which provides services to people with disabilities, this ad is for Arc Thrift Stores. Nice try.

        • Epitomizer

          Go to arcthrift.org and you find that he might just be right. Click on the mission tab.
          Most thrift stores are geared towards helping charities of some sort.

        • JOHN

          Curious if you ever bothered to look up the acronym. The thrift stores are a non-profit for those with "intellectual and developmental disabilities." The internet can be used as a source of information to you condescending prick.

          • mee

            geet emm

      • SGT_Fati

        JOHN, you're dumb. Thanks for playin'!

    • Mike

      I saw this photo on reddit 2 days ago, wtf chive?

    • Derp


      I present you with… Shay Maria's ass

      • Epitomizer

        I present you with 1 thumb up.

  • bro

    happy friday to all! cheers and have some beers! good week chive!!!

    • Beserker

      #30 make just feel so happy.. KCCO!!!!!

    • ChocolateRain

      A buddy told me about this site, and I really enjoy it, and have been coming on for a few weeks, but does everyone seriously not realize these girls are all just total scuds???? I mean….come on! They are really fun to look at, but if you're a chick and on this site you either A) have low self-esteem, B) daddy issues, or C) all of the above… If you think any of these girls are worth bringing home to mom, you probably have herpes…

      • ShutUp

        Then get off theChive, prick.

      • Agreed

        finally, someone who doesn't think with their pencil dick.

  • douche baggins

    #40 Love me some high quality dar!!

    • MattKL

      #40 I believe I'll enjoy both.

      • Poke4Life

        My thoughts exactly!

      • 650

        I always thought the logical next step for theCHIVE would be to start some sort of unique dating site…

        p.s. Lucky bastard.

    • Evan

      Sterling is my roomate! KCCO to Idaho and BSU chivers!!!

      • jreddy23


    • Seriously?

      I'm calling photoshop on the last pic. How bout a link to the real pic, Chive?

      • http://www.facebook.com/lexbarron2007 Lex Williams

        you mean the low res pic that got blown up and looks exactly how you'd expect?

  • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

    Friday!!!! Yay!!

  • thomas

    #27, #9

    You guys need to throw a party at the chive offices, just sayin'

    • Jasper

      I started laughing like a moron at #9. people are now looking at me differently.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Mac is craaaaazy…. you should see the shit he does OUT of sight!

        – Fan testimonial: "Damn it Paula, I just opened your "sfw" in class…I sit in 3rd row of a 20 row class. Someone definitely saw me checking out boobs."

      • Andy

        I'm there if #14 is. She is really pretty.

    • John


      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Not nearly enough room. Btw how's your arm?

        On the other hand…. it's right above my basement… hmmm…

        – Fan testimonial: "You provide a spark to our site. – Anonymous"

        • Billy

          So your the lady that owns American Apparel…………..

    • eclipze

      Rule number 1 of house parties… dont be the host.

  • Diz

    Very Tight Butthole!

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      # lawyerup

    • Epitomizer

      Bros before hoes… but not before little bros.

  • Joey


    • NME

      I say we need an entire FDAU post.

      • Makes No Excuses

        yes…yes we do

    • ouchie

      I'm in love.

      on the other hand…. my boss got to laugh at me while i walked into the side of a truck while looking at this picture…

    • Dr_Batman

      No comment, just the picture. Nuff said.

    • https://www.facebook.com/taothoma Tao Thoma

      We definitely need moar of this girl. Thank you in advance.

    • SGT_Fati

      She must work out.

  • AboutGorramTime

    Happy Friday, everyone. I need me some of #2!

    • thrannix


      • https://www.facebook.com/tony.gomez.3998 Tony Gomez

        Oh hell ya! That is on sexy coaster!!!! Look at the corners..the edges. The way it just barely cups up from the counter. Pure sex!

    • Josh

      …along with some of #19.

      • AboutGorramTime

        Well, I'm a girl. But I could probably get behind that with enough of #2.

        • https://www.facebook.com/tony.gomez.3998 Tony Gomez

          I'm not a girl. But I could probably get behind the idea of you being behind the behind of #19

  • Alvin

    #34 Hooters, you're doing it right.

    • deg

      Which Hooters?

      • EastTX Chiver

        Texarkana, TX

    • Unfkngblvbl

      ……from the neck down.

    • KyleGamgee

      Seriously, I've never seen Hooters girls pull down their shirts.

      Now I want ALL OF THEM TO.

    • https://www.facebook.com/joelsallee Joel Sallee

      What the… I just realized what Hooters has been doing wrong all these years. I see a much needed wardrobe correction.

  • guthrie

    #23 Kate Upton does it for me every time!!

  • https://www.facebook.com/jdearing3 Jeff Dearing

    D.A.R. Shirts on sale! Got mine.

    • gedda_g

      Me too! Still longing for a KCCO – green or black – I'm not picky.

    • Dr_Batman

      Sees shirts are for sale: "Yay!"

      Sees that they sold out: "FUCK"

    • Lotus

      I didn't notice they were on sale! They should really just replace all the pictures in the DAR with people wearing chive-themed t-shirts. It would make things so much simpler for me.

  • http://www.facebook.com/justin.strouse.1 Justin Strouse

    bob you lucky bastard

  • Darrell


  • Casey

    #8. I would LOVE to spend a day there. Paradise.

    • Turrebo

      Just one day?

    • Oopsie

      Pretty sure you meant to link #27

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Yeah I can't swim so……….

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Finally, last post of the week. Off to ….

    #7 find the one on the LEFT! Redhead!!1!

    – Fan testimonial: "I wanna make babies with paula….im just not sure who impregnates who…and that scares me. – RY!"

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      good choice, she looks like a wild and fiery redhead

    • twoscrewsloose

      is it the one on my right or her right?

    • sithney

      *shudder* i agree with paula.

    • 6655321

      The one in the middle too. I bet she's nice.

  • https://www.facebook.com/tony.gomez.3998 Tony Gomez

    Tap Tap Tap Tap …Fap Fap Fap Fap!

  • Chiefhenry27

    #25 I wish it was always this simple… #40 Lucky him!

    • Casey

      It is that simple. Next time you see a little stream, hop in and enjoy.

    • s-terds

      My name is Sterling, and i hope its me! Buuttt probably not haha KCCO!

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      If you like #25 go to IMGUR.com, look for gallery of yesterdays best pics, find this pic and look for the 'shop lobs in the comments,you will be rofl.

  • iChive

    #32 …Goose!

    • Unfkngblvbl

      And many ducks were given that day.

      • Woody

        Given to restaurants…

    • http://www.facebook.com/paulviphost Paul Gamache

      It looks more like Diablo 3 running around.

  • Jake

    #2 – It's totally a Guinness kind of weekend for me…it's like theChive knew!

    • Kevin

      That glass is not nearly full enough…

  • IM_ON_A_B0AT

    #10 skilllz

    • Drew

      Can't wait to see her belly in about 10 years. Wait, actually, I never want to.

      • https://www.facebook.com/Swtsxy15 Ryan Marie Pendarvis

        I rarely drink beer. I'm more of a whiskey and coke kinda girl. But who doesn't love a good beer waterfall?? Go look for yourself. 🙂

        • Don't Touch My Mum

          Ahhhhhhhhh. I went to the 51s game on Sunday when they got blown out after the first two innings. Argh, missed my chance to meet a local.

    • Habsy

      Yes, but can she do that in the kitchen?

    • James

      she is definitely champing it out right there

    • robbie_R

      Go Jays!

    • ChristophersonofGray

      Someone needs to put a ring on it, she is a keeper. ^_^

  • Dane


    Run man.. run…

    • https://www.facebook.com/adam.runcie Adam E Runcie

      Give her my number before you do.

      • SGT_Fati


    • oh shit

      he's fucked

    • PhotoPhreak

      Pretty sure we didn't ask to find her…but…kudos?

      • 6655321

        You are out numbered.

    • Popeye

      Haha! Am I the only one who friggin loves this chick?

      • SGT_Fati

        Most defiantly not.

    • KyleGamgee

      Okay that girl knows what to do with Internet Celebrity.

      Just go with it.

    • Kyle

      I laughed my ass off when I saw this. Good for her.

      • vinnychase

        internet celeb fa sho. i wouldnt mind meeting her.

    • Ernesto

      I laughed so hard when I saw this. Pretty awesome, love how she is just embracing her notoriety

    • BeeS

      Nah, he's in over his head. He won't have to run. He's going to have to work hard to keep her.

  • miss lisa

    #9 – Mac, you are flippin awesome!

    #14 – Yay! I've been waiting for you to make the DAR tees in women's sizes. Thank you!

    Happy Friday, Chivers and Chivettes!

  • Tillman61

    #19 You just made Friday afternoon dimpletastic. And I thank you. The first beer will be raised to your, um, health. Man…

    • Rowdy_n_Playful

      I'll drink to that! SALUTE!!!

  • guest.

    #10 Mother of god, marry me.

  • whyme1973

    #17 #19 #23 #31 Fuck. Hotness overload!

    • LeoC

      #31's Button kinda looks like a tiny mouth

      • 3monkeys

        Nice labia sneaking out in the bottom pic.

        • Flibbity

          it's official. you all have never seen a vagina.

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