Soooo…. you got wasted (28 Photos)

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  • babyfartmagizax

    #17 #20 Good job guys!! Definitely doing it right!!

    • NYChiver

      #17. Find the one on the right.

      • BeantownChiver

        Agreed. Find.

        • andfukyamoms

          Yea that slut is straight bangin

    • 0331

      No, they're still dressed.

      • vinnychase420

        i was the most wasted chiver last nigh,t budweisers til 6 in the morning.

        • paulychase000

          your parents must be so proud. *nice subtle "420" reference too*

  • Some Black Guy

    Stupid crackers

    • Chuck Norris

      *insert comment by butthurt crackers making fun of black people*

      • A cracker

        I really don't find cracker that offensive. I'm white, and i couldn't care less. Also #26, he's black right?

        • Dick

          No that guy is white. He can't be a real black guy if he is on this site

        • zahoo

          It is racist to call someone black just because of the color of their skin.

          (dws, for those who need it.)

        • weenfan

          people who annoy me=n_ggers!

    • Bob

      Actually most of us are fairly intelligent. Please do your research before commenting next time.

      Thanks for your cooperation,
      Bob.

    • tom

      White people are funny

    • Kung Fu

      lol silly white people.

      • https://www.facebook.com/joshua.d.lyons Josh Lyons

        ror, sirry white people…

        Also, fuck racism – and ignorant people in general. Some people suck, and some people are awesome…regardless of race, sexual preference, ect. Get a sense of humor and KCCO.

    • voice in your head

      really quick, you know why you call us crackers right? and no it has nothing to do with saltine crackers. ready for this, back in the day when the whole master slave thing was going on there was a man in the fields with a whip, and he would crack it. so next time you call me cracker remember its like calling me master.

      • Gatsby

        Swing and a miss. Cracker has nothing to do with whips or slave masters. It's in reference to Irish and Scottish farmers getting pushed off their fertile land. They were corn-crackers. Or…crackers.

        • andfukyamoms

          Oh yea im sure that african slaves who first used the euphemism were well read on their scottish and irish history.

    • Crakka #2

      Usually a guy of your intelligence would comment first when he actually isn't. But good job Jamiroquoi, your spelling has improved.

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        Jamiroquoi is the name of a band, the lead singer is a white, jewish guy…..and you're responding to a super obvious troll. So, good job yourself.

        • Crakka

          Hey penny chaser. I know jamiroqui is a band. I was attempting to start a trend of naming people with a mouth full of bubblegum. So go listen to your beasties eat a couple bagels and watch Adam sandler until your bar mitzvah money matures

    • Whitey

      Hey homie. U on da wrong site
      Whitey goes on the chive.
      U go on the jive
      Remember.. Gobble gobble jive turkey, stay off our site

      • adam

        you no why black guys dont like blow jobs??…… cuz black guys dont like any jobs haha

  • MattyDeuce

    #27 And didn't spill a drop, well done friend!

    • simtafa

      Careful man, there's a beverage here.

    • Wilson

      i dont always slip-in-slide when im drunk, but when i do i dont spill…..

  • *dash*

    you could probably get that girl to do just about anything you wanted #9

    • Bob

      yeah, like give me crabs….

    • 543435

      like piss herself then pass out…..

      • Gabe

        Would you want that though?

        • Sillbunzz

          i don't it would matter. she'd do it anyway.

    • Fez

      Kcco 😉

    • thetech2

      looks like someone alredy did

    • Will

      This Mcd's looks familiar to me, where is this girl?

    • sadman

      mmmmHmmm, take her home and have her wash my dirty dishes… maybe my laundry too. Then I would find her cell and call her parents and let them know she is engaging in risky behavior.

  • hungoverguy

    #18 …some assholes can't handle Vegas

    • Peter Venkman

      You probably get this a lot. This isn't the real Caesar's Palace is it?

    • Alan

      You're lucky not to get thrown out for taking pictures. Casino management really takes a dim view of that.

    • lol

      Some people can't either…

    • whos.mike

      SECURITY!!!!!

  • Sherpa Bob

    #28 Am I seeing that right – is she on a leash? Well done!

    • Illuminati

      More concerned that she's about to drown……

    • Billy

      haha i said the same thing and its definitely a leash

      • Keith

        Scripted?

    • hank09

      Can never teach them not to drink out of the toilet!!

  • MattKL

    #22 Batmanning the kegstand, nice!

    • MattyDeuce

      *Spidermanning

      • Bob

        Hehe.. you know where a spider's web is supposed to come out at right??

  • Office Manager

    Sometimes I jizz in my palm, then smear it on my employees' keyboards. KCCO.

    • ShadowHawk

      sometimes assholes like you get beat the fuck up!

      • Office Manager

        Sounds like someone has a sticky keyboard. KCCO.

        • Office Employee

          You're dumb. KCCO. Asshole.

          • Boner

            you are missing out!

    • FLA

      Awesome

  • http://www.facebook.com/bbartelds Brandon Bartelds

    #21 what the hell thats me

    • Kristen

      Learn how to drink, pussy.

  • OMGEEE

    first

  • Tru Chiver

    Justin Bieber looks like a girl, sarah jessica parker looks like a horse, and lady gaga has a penis. am i funny now guys?

    • Reddit sucks donkeys

      You forgot to gripe about how the Chive steals their stuff from Reddit.

    • DaddyD

      nope.

    • ILuvBlackGirls

      Everybody that hates/rips on this site cracks me up. It reminds me of the movie about Howard Stern, half the people listened because they hated him and half because they loved him. Result: twice as popular! (twice the revenue, twice the women, you see where I'm going with this?)

      Keep trolling you dumbass d-bags and make sure you pay attention and hit F5, you don't want to miss the first page!

      • Tru Chiver

        you sir need to KCCO. justin bieber looks like a girl. now thumb me up. still a better love story than twilight. etc.

        • GoBackToReddit

          You're behaving like a child. Go away douche.

          • Tru Chiver

            you sir are not behaving very chive like. KCCO. moar because bewbs.

            • Sean

              Tru Douche

            • Kristen

              I think I love you, Tru Chiver. I see what you did there…MOOOOAR.

  • Bob

    Chick with the head in the toilet… Find … ehh nevermind. Her head is in a toilet… #28

  • HeliMech

    #20 …But they still have thier clothes on…

    • DaddyD

      My thought exactly. But maybe for this guy, that's as close as he ever gets, hence the joy?

    • Kato

      Maybe it's casual saturdays for him…

    • Dusty

      Friend-zone 200%. "He's such a good cuddler".

    • Dan

      One on the left is smiling also… Fake

      • nutter

        Friend Zone

  • http://twitter.com/AB_24 @AB_24

    #1 Socially Awkward Penguin

    • Billy Madison

      It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here. I gotta send him back to the South Pole.

  • Slim Jim

    #20, the one on the left needs to submit some yoga pants shots.

  • DaddyD

    This guy looks like Eli Manning.

  • Barf

    #28 Dear diary: nope … Not this time…

  • Yup

    #28 head in the toilet , dog leash on , jackpot !!

  • IlyaJ

    #24

    Great seeing other pictures of that dude.

    • map

      Max Fubar….

    • deddee

      eli manning twin?

      • http://BunchaBullShirt.com BunchabullShirt.com

        Potsey Mc high

        • Seancy

          Does no one else think this guy looks like quintin Tarantino?…I mean QT really really reeeaallyy high, but still looks like him to me

          • Boner

            thank you

  • voltviking

    #20 tells his friends he was in bed with 2 chicks, photo of what really happened.

  • Kato

    #10 Those cops better be prepared. That guy seems to be channeling the storm. Won't be long til he's free again.

    • MattKL

      They probably arrested him for that dumb-ass purple jumpsuit.

      • Euroranger

        The cop on the right looks just like a good friend of mine. He's in the OPP…I'm gonna email the link to that pic and see.

  • Morgan

    #6 he looks dead

    • Tru Chiver

      LOL! i hope so!

    • Zirra

      He'll probably wish he was in the morning.

    • Lookyloo

      You beat me to it!

    • CAP

      Someone better poke him with a stick. That is the color of death!

  • darth_smalls

    #3 no points for this… I do this sober… quite often.

  • sheepdog

    #6. He looks like he's dead…hate to be the party pooper but there are people who would do something like that out there…probably should report this theChive…as uncomfortable as that is.

    • Dan

      You're right. I just checked his pulse and I got nothing.

    • http://www.facebook.com/dmcgarvie Dan McGarvie

      I can confirm that I am in fact alive

      • Kristen

        DAMN!

  • TFTC

    #12 I remember my first beer

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