Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • 3MC

    #8 I'M ON A SHOE! WAIT. What?

    • http://twitter.com/krisskross1605 @krisskross1605

      Literally a boat shoe. Get it? Lame joke is lame..

      • DaddyD

        Totally sole-less …

    • mishai

      This happens, when you spelling boat wrong:)

  • GuinessHangover

    Follow the white rabbit Neo…

    • getafuckingclue

      there are TWO N's IN GUINNESS.

      • GuinessHangover

        obviously, you're not a golfer.

        • Moony

          He's the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules, apparently.

          • GuinessHangover

            The chinaman is not the issue here Moony!

            • thedude325

              I'm talking about unchecked agression here dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand…and dude chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature…asian american, please.

              • GuinessHangover

                this is not a guy who built the railroads, here, this is the guy who peed on my rug…

    • Yessir

      That lady on the right is really in there..

    • Anomanom

      Gotta be Japan. Giant rabbit on the train, exactly one person even notices.

  • Ander

    #1 I don't know whats going on here….. But I like it!!

    • mike v

      Wow….. Its just… wow….. Well played Marine.

    • Dick Salad

      "And then I told them to go back to the armory and clean their weapons again hahahaha…"

      Fucking LTs

    • mike v

      This picture just did something to my brain… Its hilarious but strangely disturbing at the same time. Its kind of like watching faces of death for the first time.

  • p$d

    #27 He's going to have to learn to be a bit more subtle.

    • Armed Ann Dangerous

      Wow, look at the tits! I'll bet there's 57 tits right there.

    • Ned_Ryerson

      yep, gotta remember it's like looking at the sun. a quick glance here and there is fine but it's dangerous to stare.

  • 29er

    That's how I treat my hose too! #9

    • JJJ

      By wrapping it around children?

      • Tony

        Kids obviously not a Vikings fan….

  • Morpheus

    #23. What if I told you…

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      …that picking your nose in the 21st century is going to get you on the Internets…

  • tFg_EvnY


    "Violence is not the answer!"

  • Jason

    #28 Makes me happy!

    • Yoga Pants 2012


      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Know your limits

        • Jaxon

          Specifically, weight limits.

  • Mark

    #10 He dead

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      You got to commit.

    • Secretly hate my job

      I piddled a little bit, watching him jump.

  • Huddo

    #25 Yeah, sure – we've got the perfect chair for your mom, honey. Pride of place.

  • Coop


    Haha, makes my monday morning 5% better

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      That moment when u realize ur fat as fuk

      • Frank

        Should have been about 130 lbs ago for that one.

  • gunit


  • http://thechive.com/ PagingDrDickey

    #6 slide down the slide they said
    It'll be fun they said

  • https://www.facebook.com/dennis.clark.1069 Dennis Clark

    #13 Put that down!

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Imagine if #28 bounced off that shit.
      How big would the crater be??

  • Trey

    #27 We never really outgrow that look, do we?

  • J.K.H.

    #1…When you drink so much that the letter 'L' becomes fucking AWESOME.

  • JJJ

    #26 is the true meaning of random!

    • Si1entStatic

      even for the Ren Fair.

  • MattKL

    #5 Hell yes, very awesome.

    • achoo

      What the fuck does "adrift on a sea of possibilities" mean? It sounds like a pretentious way of saying "unemployed and homeless". You're the worst Matt.

      • Bless you

        That's his way of saying, "You could wade into my emotions and maybe, maybe get your ankles wet.":

    • Kris

      I couldn't get past the fact that they used the word "ravish" instead of "ravage." They mean very different things.

    • knotmee

      Almost every year wildfires "ravish" (really? ravish? fucking morons, every last one of you) parts of Southern California, but it happens once in Colorado and its suddenly the worst thing in the whole world.
      And can you be a little more douche-like in your charity? Not only make a big sign of 20 lousy bucks, but then take a picture of it and send it to a website. Loser.

      • Actually Helping

        Yeah, I too thought this is just a way for this guy to feel good about himself. It truly is "the least you could do." You could have actually volunteered or gone to help, but no, you posted a photo on a website. Bravo.

        An Knotmee, though Cali has likely the highest wildfire rate of any state, fire in Colorado is far from a one time incident. Colorado gets a few dozen each year. This year we've just had both the 2nd largest in our history in acreage (High Park) and the most destructive in terms of cost (Waldo Canyon): hence the media frenzy.

        Submitting a picture so everyone can see how wonderfully thoughtful you are, however, does shit for helping.

        • Kristi

          Just like all of you that thought you needed to share exactly how much you were donating to Taylor Morris , right ? Same thing. you are all douchebags

  • shawnahnahh

    #5 Faith in humanity restored.

    • Mr Man

      Wildfires don't ravish. They ravage.

    • Anonymous

      while i agree it's a nice gesture, your faith in humanity is restored because someone left $20 for a firefighter to have a few drinks at a bar? my faith in humanity is restored when people go out of their way to help an injured veteran or something similar

      • Anon

        well put

      • Holmespump

        …and then post a self-congratulatory pic on the internet.

      • Easy-faith

        All it took was a picture of someone else's money and beer to restore his faith. Amazing.

    • zaffa

      and it only took $20

  • sex panther

    #10 EPIC FLOP!

  • Mr_Cellophane

    #27 45 years on, and I stil have that same reaction!

  • 714ZP

    you are dumb

  • mike

    fucking kill yourself!

    • JJJ

      whoa, bro, it's a crappy comment from Julia, but chill out. Keep it civil, mate.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Jjj agreed

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Hahhhhaha that coments actualy pretty loose to! Off the rails ay?

    • travelerinthemountains

      Mike: If you are to prove Obama's opposition can not engage in a civil manner and are truly nutjobs, well done!

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Hahhaha i like the enthusiasm, but i still hav to disagree

  • Squirrel?

    Every damn day #15

    • DarkRonnie

      Chive, don't take the piss outta Super Mario!

  • Jon

    #28 LAWL fatty

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