More signs brimming with ‘WTF’ (30 Photos)

  • MattKL

    #19 depends on the nurses.

    • John Pyle

      Please don't vote Oboma we don't need anymore socialist tellin us what to do. Anyone besides Oboma 2012

      • John

        John Connor for President!

      • WhatTha

        Pretty sure no one named "Oboma" is running for POTUS.

    • Jon Erik Gam

      That's a good ol' Camp Lejeune!

    • Yup.

      That's an admin hallway at a Marine unit. FAP stands for Fleet Assisance Program; a temporary assignment to do menial jobs. FAP, still funny.

      • Paws

        I thought that maybe it was a fertility clinic.

  • Trav1121

    #21 Hahaha and Yes!

    • 0U812

      They do not taste like chicken. They are gristly, stringy, and tough. They are what you eat after you ate the dog.

      • Hugh

        they are great in chili though.

    • Common Sense

      Might be a bit stringy but I'm sure we can plump them up as well…..the vegans I mean.

    • Orcslayer

      it's actually more like rabbit…

    • 1C451

      Absolutely! I LOVE Chinese!!!

    • Shawny

      That is how you make Chinese food… …cat rat bat.

  • suck me dry

    all the way off

    • You suck

      This guys fantastic

  • None

    #17 censorship fail. reflection is still visible on the hood of the car

    • RealZoo

      Good catch!!!

    • Si1entStatic

      as the car passes the sign and drives off the sheer cliff where the bridge used to be that the sign was supposed to warn them about…. still worth it.

  • Derek

    "Im gettin tired of all these mother fuckin spiders on this mother fuckin plane!!"

    • Nit-picking Ned

      who else facepalmed at the fact that they are venomous and not poinsonous?

      • bad-spelling Ned


      • Kodo

        You're only assuming they're not radioactive experiments. They could very well be poisonous!

    • RGH

      Why ship them anywhere? Seems like something a lazy super villain would do. "Batman wants to fuck with me? Let's see how he likes it when he opens this and get a face full of spiders!"

    • Bob

      No worries… Its actually bricks of cocane!

  • I don't care

    Really? That's the best you have? "greatest" president vs "rich man"? If you're going to waste my time on politics, at least put some substance into your comment instead of some bullshit brainwashing.

    Leave politics to the douchebags on CNN and Fox…let me enjoy my Chive in peace.

    • Bob

      Obsama? He suck.

  • Bob

    No, I've had enough of that knee grow.

  • absolutcarcrazy

    #28, fuck that, I'll catch the next flight.

    • Anomanom

      Yes, i will definitely take another flight. To some other city where that box is not going.

  • The Bandit

    #1…I guess "Hard Wok Cafe" would have been too much of a rip-off
    #14…I'll be back tomorrow then…

  • Angela Nelson

    #15 kill joy

  • Guest

    Why. Not here just CO.

  • ibs2pid

    The answer to #21 is yes. On a side note, I would eat a cat if it tasted like cat.

    • Bob

      Here kitty kitty….

      Chicken fried soilent green….

    • Tfred

      The other white meat

  • thefoley

    #20 Is the name of the hair salon in The Blues Brothers.

    • Chivetyler

      That's in Tyler texas. Glad to know I'm not the only chiver in the area!!

      • Usermx


    • GernBlansten

      Had one around the ATL Metro once called MT Heads Salon.

  • bigroger27509

    Great another group to sue the tobacco companies. Are these ducks covered under Obamacare?

    • amrith777


    • Bob

      They soon will be. Of course this study was funded with 30 million in bailout money.

    • Morley Dotes

      I thought my foie gras tasted a little smokey.



    • Bruce

      You're as unwelcome as she is.

      Also, read up on what socialism actually means, then I will respect your opinion of how bad or good it may be, even if it is in all caps. Not that an anonymous stranger's respect really matters.

      • Tfred

        "Social medicine is described as a system providing medical and hospital care for all at a cost by means of government regulation of health services and subsidies derived from taxation."
        – sounds awfully similar to our current presidents biggest achievement in 4 years… But he doesn't have a socialist base?

        • Bruce

          Whether I agree with you or not is irrelevant. As long as you make an informed decision I'm just happy someone looks things up before voting.

          My opinion is that the media casts socialism in such a negative light that people don't give it a second thought. I'm not sure if it's bad or good, but I don't believe that's very fair. Again, just my opinion. Now I'm off to mind some gaps instead of this.

          • bvin

            socialism is obviously not working. look at Europe

        • Scott

          OH NOES how terrible it would be if everyone could get healthcare when they need it, the attrocity. fucking idiot

          • thedude325

            Nothing's free man. Why would we entrust our healthcare to the same government that spent all of social security and has driven our debt to ~$14 trillion. If Obamacare is implemented, doctors will not put up with it. They will quit/retire and there will be no more healthcare. Getting off my soapbox now.

            • Heathen


          • Tfred

            That's the point, if you need to see a doctor enjoy waiting 3 months for the nearest appointment. THAT is not health care when you need it.
            The real prob here is govt meddling in private industry bc they "know what's best for you"

  • MikeOverHere

    I'll vote Obama, Julia, if you send in some photos for hump day. Deal?

  • sterling

    find her..
    moaarr please #24

    • Synonymous

      This is getting out of control. There are thousands of girls that look like this. You can find them anywhere. The problem you have is not finding them, it's talking to them.

  • BPRugger

    This is not the place for political statements. There of plenty of forums to take this discussion to. Regardless of what your political stance are I think we can all agree the Chive is not the place for them.

  • chris

    #20 … and now I miss old orchard beach and being younger than 23.

  • Tony

    A rednecks last words….

    • Bob

      No it aint. MAYBE if it was "Hold my beer and watch this" then it might get interesting…
      of course to real rednecks, that is implied.

  • Brian Halka

    Why is #27 wtf it's just an escape…

    • Billy

      He's trolling…………………or stupid.

    • Si1entStatic

      I know right, That's not very efficient at moving prisoners. maybe 2 at the max.

  • Kodos

    Greenville, TX!


    • Ryan Biggers

      haha hell yea! Chive On!

    • Hank Venom

      Never thought I would see the day lol. I guess there are more Chivers in Greenville than I thought.

  • Jackie Treehorn

    #10 you had me at free

  • A2_tha_MFK

    #24 Telling an atheist they're going to hell is like telling a religious person they're going to candy land. I'm sorry, you don't scare us.

    • Damien Loki


    • Morley Dotes

      A little more wind on that dress and we might see paradise.

  • BDB

    #29 I get to eat for free! Yes?

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