Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

  • portly

    #7, #47, #48

    I have the most patriotic boner right now

    • chiver

      Don't forget #40, Texas!

    • Woodeye

      #25…great tan line !!! nice catch Alec

      • Daniel Tosh

        that guy is a douche bag

    • NIXem

      and that's all you will ever have pal

      • NIXem

        I'm a troll.

    • suck me dry

      all the way off

    • Frank M

      #14 & #15. I just read that koalas are dying from a big syphilis epidemic. The other thing that stood out in the story was that the koalas could infect people if they pee'd on them.

    • chong

      looks like shuana sand. without the plastic surgery .

    • mikey

      how the hell did #31 not make the front page of comments? i demand an answer immediately.

  • theKev

    #48 God Bless America!

    • Euhhh

      America sucks

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        Are you aware it's illegal to not say how awesome America is….all the time?

    • Dominguezz

      "God Bless America!"

      If people cared more about each other, rather than receiving a blessing from a fictisous benevolant being the world might not be such a retarded place. BTW NICE RACK

  • buick


  • I_am_golf_c0m

    #7 celebrating america the right way!!!

    • Ateka

      I thought I was the only one who liked slim girls in here… #10 and #12 as well!

      • Lotus

        "No I'm not hungry, I ate a stick of celery yesterday!"

        jk, slim girls are alright but #12 just looks like a generic underwear model to me, not sure if chiveworthy.

  • bob_the_cook

    #5 So long, and thanks for all the fish

    • its_forge


    • Woody

      Dude needed no gun to keep the law….1 step below Chuck Norris

      • Beard

        Chuck Norris once conjured a rock out of thin air. A rock so heavy that nobody, including Chuck Norris could pick up. Then… Chuck Norris picked up the rock just to show everyone who Chuck Norris was.

    • Red

      Say "hey" to Barney, Aunt Bea, Floyd, Otis, Ernest T. Bass and Goober when you get there.

      Thanks for the laughs, Sheriff.

    • Opie one

      R.I.P Andy you rocked my life for a long time

    • loverboy

      Fuck you, Andy. You didn't need to go yet…..you were the best cop ever. You have no idea how many hours, when I was a kid sick at home from school, I watched you after the Beverly Hillbillies and I Love Lucy. Love you, Andy

  • Kevin


  • 5280


    • Kevin

      Not even close.

    • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

      Lol, fail

  • homeboy

    #12 CLEVER GIRL..

    • Buck Naked

      Google "Teresa Moore" for a lot more!

      • JHL1

        Not sure why you were thumbed down.
        That is Teresa Moore and she is great to google.

    • Boobman

      She's winking at me

    • Hiro

      "excuse me did you see a nipple lying around? I think I lost one of mine"

    • flyingzombies

      She's a large slice of perfect.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I'd like to think they're winking at me 😉

    • DigitalBoyScout

      wtf? she is missing her left nipple….. oh well, i'd still hit it. BOOM-SHAKALAKA!

      • Ruttiger

        Must be photoshop. Teresa Moore has 2 nipples in all the other pics of her i have seen, including another copy of the same pic above.

  • whyme1973

    #10 #12 #24 #50 Whole lot of sexy, right there. Damn.

  • Alvin

    #24 why hello there

    • SpacemanSpiff

      ususally not a bewb guy, but chive won this round/mound and also this one #39

      • rvc123

        The talented Ms. Upton.

      • Frank M

        #39. "Kids Ram"?

        • charlietheuniporn

          "tits bam"?

    • makingdue

      Lose the stupid hipster glasses and you become a 9…

    • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos


    • Notknowing

      Yes, pls submit fresh pix to FLBP. loose the glasses.

  • Larry

    #3 Forever humps.
    #7 #48 'Merica forever

  • Panda

    #33 And we're glad you did, so thank you

    • justinmacumber

      That is just magnificent…

    • Moe


    • sfb101

      Yup! Now, lets see some more!

    • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos


      • Notknowing


    • DanTheMan

      Whoever that is for better give her that good dick daily!!! cuz with that ass I dont think id ever wanna get off it!

  • http://www.facebook.com/trevor.muxlow Trevor Muxlow

    #33 #50 hello!

  • Diggler

    #12 Titty wink…

  • tv_paul

    #10 Holy Sheet!

    • Buck Naked

      I must see moar. That appears to be a 10.1/10 body under there.

    • the beef injector

      what you did there… i see it.

    • Notknowing

      Cool pic, with hot chick. gotta love it.

    • dedonkey

      Need more,need more NOW GODDAMMIT!!

  • Justme

    I have the POWER!!!

  • furburger

    #22 is one of the new Avengers……Captain Faptastic

    • SpacemanSpiff

      "i fingered a girl once…ONCE"

    • justin

      lol good one, and its even funnier coming from someone called "furburger"..

      • someguy

        if he faps any harder, he might break the time-space continuum

    • http://www.facebook.com/alex.kirke.3 Alex Kirke

      FALSE! This is a professional Arm wrestler who was born with a genetic defect that causes limbs and various other body attributes to be enlarged. This occurred oddly in his case as it ONLY effected his right arm, hence giving him the ability to bring big arms to little weight groups and win lots.

      • R-Dub

        Apparently Alex does not understand humor.

  • boob_cuddle

    #33 holy moly! Moar please!!!!!!!

    • st33

      Holy moly indeed.

      Suddenly…..I'm naked.

    • Yup

      Moar !!!

    • Trinitiger

      MOAR!!! That my sir, is a perfect Hump!

  • Adam

    Really needed some Upton today.

    • NIXem

      need a life today too

    • toby

      you also really need to get laid.

  • tv_paul

    #50 I think a lot of us would like to work hard on your tushy too.
    #42 and this one also.

    • the truth

      i love bitches in thongs

      fuck regular underwear

  • DunnTastic

    #36 Gingers make my pants dance.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Dancing makes my moobs flap 😦

    • Jonathan


  • Tyler J

    #3 I want to touch all the humps

  • 88 cents

    #3 ASS- ception…

  • the_mike

    #35 Thumbs up for 'Merica….Fuck yeah!

    • reid

      must be from the house Baratheon

    • Holy Shamoly

      I feel sorry for whoever rear-ends this guy. Antlers are pretty sharp.

  • beasty

    Life was simplier in those days. RIP

    • clockwork orange

      am i the only one that hated this show?

      • nyChiver

        Even if you did, maybe today isn't the most respectful time to say so.

      • Red

        Yes, you are, dickweed.

    • https://www.facebook.com/Dermographicated Mike Page

      It was for white christian men anyway.

      • Sheriff w/o a Gun

        And I guess The Cosby Show was just for black doctors and lawyers, huh? Your racist logic is pathetic.

        • Deyonte Bryant

          doesn't matter affirmative action makes you our bitches. i can say whatever i want and white people just sit there and take it(when they're not sitting behind a computer).

          • Sheriff w/o a Gun

            Affirmative action actually makes you lazy and inadequate. That means that you didn't have the skills, aptitude, education, and merit to get the job on your own. If you didn't earn it, we might as well just call you Token. What makes you think anyone would take your crap if you said something to them (a Chive forum insult means nothing)? Say what you wrote out loud where people can hear you, just once. I dare you!

          • sadman

            There is no better vehicle to keep black people suppressed than the veil of help from affirmative action. Offering help was not quite good enough so they placed political preachers. Then to help your "low class genetics" out of the gene pool, they started a eugenics program known as Planned Parenthood. That's why you still feel like you are not getting a fair shake, because you're not.

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