Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • guthrie

    #30 adam west is a fucking baller!!

    • Mooch Loves Risers

      If they could have gotten the "rise" in bubble lettering it would surpass awesome.

      • Brad

        Damn I meant to upvote you. Sorry

    • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.beardslee Brandon Beardslee

      Nobody messes with Adam We!

  • Yeah

    #3 City of New york if pot were legal..

    • adonisallan

      Pot is legal in Amsterdam but it's never like that.

      • Utah

        Listen to yourself. Fuck you. More people live in NY you cat fucker

        • adonisallan

          Given that more people live in NY, how many people smoke pot in NY compared to Amsterdam?

          Oh, by the way, FUCK YOU TOO. Pull out your dick from that cat and start reading. Maybe you'll learn something. Maybe.

          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            Fite fire with water ma boi

          • Kyle

            A lot more. Dealers even have home delivery.

        • Scott

          Way to make Utah look bad, bro. Chill out.

          • mtpuckhead

            Yeah….that is what gives Utah a bad name. OK.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      If i could look over that whilst watching a gif of de niro stomping out benny bats… Best of both worlds

    • Menjivity

      That's my good old town of Eugene Oregon. Stay free and chive on man.

    • 13Aliens

      *When, not if….

  • hater

    #8. Raccoons + bath salts = we're all fucked

    • RandomTask09

      "Great, I always wanted rabies or the bubonic plague."

    • That's Racist!

      Damn coons and those bath salts…

    • Buddy the Elf

      I just wanted a hug

  • Fall

    #27 poor little thing. I feel like that when the wife is asleep and wants to hog the bed.

    • caleb

      he knew his place and head for the hills at least.

    • Revenge

      But someday, the big dude will be old, and the little dude will be big.

      Patience, patience . . . soon . . .

      • Dr_StrangePants

        goats don't really get that big, son.

  • whosyopapi

    #23 I feel like I could live with this,despite the galactic ramifications

    • Scott

      I agree, it would just keep getting bigger and more beautiful every day for maybe a couple of weeks and then we'd collide and everyone would die.

      • A BiPolar Guy

        Nah, we'd be in orbit. Tides woud be a tad of a problem though, I opine.

        • http://www.cavsplace.com/ Cavalary

          Hmm, somehow doubt we'd manage to hold orbit so close. Radiation would be another problem.

          • A BiPolar Guy

            might be inside the roche limit too. Where tides get Real,

    • Queue

      Jupiter would be much bigger than that if it was as close as the moon is. We'd see nothing but Jupiter. See here: http://richerramblings.files.wordpress.com/2012/0

      • flosen_one

        no, because jupiter wouldn´t be all around us, so i guess it´s quiet legit…

      • ZenkTheTanK

        Moon isn't that close

        • ZenkTheTanK

          I stand corrected

    • Jay


      Friend of mine animated this last year.

    • Swamp1983

      This reminds me of the movie "Melencolia"

    • akabobo

      Except why is the left side faded out? If we were to cast a shadow on to Jupiter, it would be a little dot, rather than what we're used to with the moon.

      • http://www.facebook.com/zeb.westrom Zeb Westrom

        The left side is faded out because the right side is facing the sun. The earth rarely casts a shadow on the moon (that's called a lunar eclipse). The reason the moon is shrouded in darkness most of the time is because only half of it faces the sun.

      • wdh

        Isn't Jupiter made up of mostly gas?

        • press

          You're thinking of Obama.

          • clever handle

            and me, this morning… my colleagues hate me the day after Burrito Mondays

    • Lev

      There would be way more eclipses. Who doesn't like eclipses?

      • MEH!

        i like total eclipse of the heart.

    • zoom

      Just think what Banksy could do with 30 billion cans of spray paint.


        bansky's art is based on concepts, so I dont think Jupiter would be anymore amazing than it already is.

    • 3smash

      It's looking at me!

  • This

    #19 Not sure if weights…or wheels… o_0

    • JJJ

      Mate, so un-PC, but still very funny

      • This

        I own a Mac… maybe that's why i'm an inconsiderate prick.. never looked at it that way lol

    • RandomTask09

      Was that a Transformer reference?

    • thatguy

      All joking aside, this guy is awesome! Why did I miss my last workout again?

      • HatBomb

        Because it was scheduled right between lunch, and dinner?

    • AssHaterson

      Taylor Morris will be doing this with two arm prosthetics in a couple of months, I'm sure.

  • beannaeb

    #27 poor little guy lol

    • MattKL

      And he knows it's coming too, you can see him start trying to get away.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Buffalo – douchebags of the Prairie

  • Me.

    #22 Damn that pixel just ate it..

  • saucypants

    #20 Well now this is unsettling.

    • MBChiver

      Excuse me. Is this the way to Camelot?

    • Si1entStatic

      we are the knights that say Nii

      • Chickalickalicka

        ^^ Should have more thumbs up

      • Hurricane Harri

        And we want a shubbery!

    • weldsoft

      Saw this guy on the way to work in early May, about an hour east of Ottawa.

      • mzf

        really? that's so messed up. I saw him just outside Redvers, SK about 10 days ago but we passed him so fast on the highway I couldn't get a pic. So random!

  • You.

    #29 Week later: Neighborhood…. Tired of Jeff Foster

    • Jay


    • thom

      I imagine they tired of the cranky old coot quite a while ago.

    • This.

      Wtf does this have to do with the weather?

  • awhite2020

    #13 My new happy place!

    • michael

      this is the pool bar at the Hyatt Regency Maui.

      • awhite2020

        Good to know! Thanks!

  • JJJ

    #19 – what a champ! Why can I never be bothered to do chest or shoulders?

    • :D.

      I get enough chest in on theChive 🙂

    • Heh

      Incline dumbell flys. Dumbell rows. Dumbell or Smith machine bench press.

      All of these are quick and easy. NO EXCUSES.

  • Rollout25

    #25 Now that is a Tonka truck

  • Cosby Sweater

    #27 This is not funny.

    • Joe

      look at all those trees in the back you can hug… deal with it..it's life.

      • Cosby Sweater

        Yeah I must be a tree hugging hippie. You give me a headache.

        • ricco

          Cosby's sweaters give me headaches.

      • videologic

        someone being brutally murdered is part of life, doesnt mean we should put an animated gif of it on thechive and laugh at it

        • Bob

          It was ok. Well it was ok until we lured it back to the car, brought it home, killed, cleaned, skinned, seasoned, cooked, and ate it. Don't worry… the Buffalo is NEXT!!!

        • GoatFucker

          I'm sorry.. I missed the part in this gif where someone was brutally murdered… How do this and that even compare?

        • Major (Blood) Loss

          I don't think the goat even died. It didn't look THAT brutal.

        • The Joker

          i disagree.

  • zissou

    #15 roofio?

    • Nostalgic

      When I was a kid, my brother and I were wrestling and he pinned me on my back and started to scrunch my face with his hands, then he paused and said, "There you are, Peter." I still laugh a little when I think about it. Also, I had a toy replica of Roofio's golden sword. God I miss being a kid haha.

    • MattKL


    • b4coffee

      I believe its RoofiOOO

      • Rufio!

        Ru-fi-o, Ru-fi-o, Ru-fi-OOOOOOOOOO

        • suck me dry

          suck me allllll the way off


      Looks like the guy DMX killed on BELLY in Jamaica

  • adonisallan


    I must try this. I have a windows PC perfect for this.

    • HonoluluChiver

      Cost of car seat $120
      Cost of rope $3
      Cost of computer $500

      Cost of realizing you're a moron when you figure out you could have just bought a chair that does this, an ipad and saved a few bucks ….priceless.

      • adonisallan

        Relax. I was just kidding when i said that I have a windows PC. And by the way, I have everything you mentioned.

      • ljhj

        Theres an app for that..

  • adonisallan

    #16 Police were called to the ice rink at the University of British Columbia and arrested Mr Tremblay, the coach of the Vancouver Hornets .

    Prosecutors are reportedly still deciding whether to press charges but the coach has been suspended from the Vancouver Minor Hockey Association.

    The tripped player is reported to have broken his wrist as he tried to break his fall but his team mate was not seriously injured.

    • caleb

      no way the kid broke a wrist. yet, the coach should be absolutely beaten for that horseshit he pulled.

      • awhite2020

        With the kid behind him falling directly on top of him he most certainly could have broken his wrist.

        • DaddyD

          Wrists are fragile. And the coach is an absolute asshole.

          • Jay

            I've broken my arm near my wrist three times. It's all in the angle you hit the ground that causes it to snap. It's not strong. All three times were situations that you wouldn't think somebody could break their wrist. But, it happened.

            Doctor said I had very strong bones as a kid (when these happened), but no matter how strong your bones are, or how well you brace for impact or tense your muscles, if you hit just right, they'll snap like a twig.

    • Wrong side of this?

      Our kids are being raped in showers by coaches and not bitching until years later….Man up Columbia..

      • George

        Columbia is not even close to british columbia haha

        • Wrong side of this?

          Fucking meant British Columbia* So needy..

    • Jay

      False, I stood right up after breaking my wrist. It's honestly a sense of a shock. Before the pain really sets in, it's a numb 'out of sorts' feeling with your hand/arm.

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        Fair enough then!

    • Anon

      Not that I condone this in any way but I really would love to know what the kid did during that game to get the coach to react like that.

      • dnsbubba
      • BuffaloJustSayin

        According to the new story, the kid gave the coach the finger during the game. The question is now whether or not the broken wrist is the same hand he gave the finger with.

        • BuffaloJustSayin

          The news* story. #%$ing keyboard.

    • that is convenient

      At least he didn't have to go far for ice….

    • Notknowing

      What an asshole. No professionalism here.

    • Ryan

      Another reason that Vancouver sucks…Poor sportsmanship over hockey. First the riot after game 7 last year and now this…

  • myself

    #1 It appears the girl on the right is giving the picture taker a heavy helping of the your a creep for taking a picture at Hooters look.

    • caleb


      • myself

        Oh damn, my mistake. Sorry about that.

    • Garr

      yeah , tell her to STFU with that, she flaunts her tits and ass all day long for tips…. get over it , you work at HOOTERS….

      BTW little dude is handling his business like a BOSS

    • guest

      yeah, so what ?? FIND HER !!!!

    • Lunch_Box

      She works at Hooters, she no longer has the right to be offended.

  • Truth

    #23 dma>dar


      i dunno they never have as many pics

  • yee


    • No, yee

      last at being creative….

  • Brad

    #25 New addition to my bucket list: drive one of those over a row of cars

    • Ned_Ryerson

      drive one of those over a row of everything!

  • caleb

    #11 Allley ooop!

  • Lisa

    I'm hoping #23 will show up in my dreams tonight. Maybe the kid in #24 will help me kill some zombies. 😉 If nothing else, maybe the girls in #1 will bring me some sweet dreams. G'night all chivers.

  • Nope

    Knock it off etcrr

  • passwordistaco

    #1 Find the one on the left

    • wow eeeee

      3620 Street Road
      Bensalem, Pennsylvania 19020
      United States

    • jeff donuts

      she gets off of work at 8:00 pm eastern time. The key to her apartment is kept under the welcome mat. I suggest switching her birth control pills with roofies.

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