Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

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We positioned a camera to take a photo every 10 seconds at the NYC Chive Meetup. Enjoy the time-lapse video of the Chivers’ amazing capacity to drink below….

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  • babyfartmagizax

    #45 #46 KCCO Blake!! Stay strong lil' dude!

    • Samhedi

      Well, this is definitely someone who works at the Chive. The comment was already here when the entry was posted. WHy? What is the point of this?

      • babyfartmagizax

        I can assure you, I do not work at the Chive.

        • HOOK

          Then you sir will be what puts The Chive on the road to 'SAME OLD SAME OLD'.

        • Samhedi

          You either work for them or with them, same difference really. Your assurances mean nothing.

        • Go Hoosiers

          hey if you're stoppin those shithead firsters I DGAF where you work. way to be!

        • Babyfartsmaster

          you suck cock for a living……….not Chive material

          • Kristen

            *quintessential Chive material

        • BruceWayne

          They don't hire pussies.

      • Martin_McFly

        Not to mention he had Tapped ALL the pics, before the album was live. I'm probably going to have to quit using Tapiture an hour or so before the DAR goes live, because seeing the pics before hand just ruins the whole DAR experience.

        • http://twitter.com/DrDrai1122 @DrDrai1122

          agree!! i just went on and saw all of them. totally takes away from the whole experience….

        • saltygary

          I've checked it out a couple times and it seems like it's just a ultimate barely safe at work broad site. Not that anything is wrong with that, I just can't load it up at work or be on it too much when the wife is around so I don't get slapped. Looking at broads on the Chive is fine, going to dumping bin site is going to get me on the couch and not getting laid.

      • http://facebook.com/travisbartella misanthropetb

        Who gives a shit if he works there? As far as I'm concerned that kind of comment (offering words of encouragement/support) is a welcome sight than the dumb-ass who inevitably posts "FIRST!!" every day.

        • goatpunch

          U have to understand this guy is first everyday on the dar. He is so concerned about people liking him, that he only ever posts simpleton comments that the majority of people will like. For instance, #so and so is stunning, Moar! Click on his profile and read his list of generic 4 word comments. Never anything that might ruin his precious rating

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        No asshat, and it's not even hard to figure it out. Shees….

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial database still offline

    • Lowrent75

      Keep up the good work guys. So sorry for your loss. I was fortunate that my wife carried our twins all the way through. Bless you all.

    • Apoennim

      Keep your heads up and stay strong. We had twin girls at 27wks at 2lb and 1lb 14oz and like you we lost one of our precious little ones. We now have a strong, healthy four year old that never stops running or talking. KCCO!

    • ThaDudeWhoChives

      Such a sad but awesome story, KCCO may Blake have a strong and healthy recovery!

    • sheoncebelieved

      Edward Norton?

    • guestwisdom

      Concentrate on your kid and spend less time browsing a douchy website filled with skanks and nerds.

      • Ethix

        You're a jackass.

    • WhiteGuy

      stay strong Blake!!

      you people REALLY need to stop all this bitchin about who posts first…at least babyfart actually commented on what really mattered from todays DAR. and all you can do is whine and complain about how he's always first? you guys aren't chivers at all…YOURE whats turning thechive into "same old, same old"

      • BruceWayne

        He's a chick
        WhiteGuy Or ……

      • fuckUbabyfart

        whiteguy=babyfart. DON'T FORGET TO LOG BACK IN, YOU FUCKING FUCK. Stop defending yourself through aliases.

    • Blake

      KEEP CALM AND CHIVE ON! Blake will be in my prayers!
      From a Fellow Blake ๐Ÿ™‚

    • juiceoc

      Thoughts and prayers. Stay strong little guy. Wish you the best.

      • enjoyinit?

        babyfart is a fayg, yes, his post was going to be said sooner or later…..but second should def have been:

        #42 she seems to be enjoying the groping.

    • BruceWayne

      Are you fucking kiding me babyfartmagizax!
      Stop hitting the thumbs up button on this idiot!! +261 Who is doing this? It's all chicks I know it.
      It's over.Try me Friday for the Chivettes post ass hole. No way I will be first.
      I am sick of your stupid deciduous bullshit remarks. #45 #46 KCCO Blake!! Stay strong lil' dude!
      You're a pussy.
      #18 Does Ranger girl own another shirt?
      We get it….Do something else now.

    • Nick

      Stay positive and good luck with everything. KCCO

    • whatawanko

      Blakes father is Edward Norton?!

    • Wbz56

      Good job budday!!!!!!!!! Stay strong the chive community has your backs!!!!!!

    • FoolOfATook

      My son's name is Connor James as well, brought tears to my eyes to think of your loss. I wish nothing but the best for little Blake.

    • farrari

      so torn from this. stay positive, we are all here for you.

    • Nick

      You're awesome, Blake!

    • MikeB

      Im a proud papa of twins and this just broke my heart … But am so glad that Blake is doing well!

  • wendy

    #45, #46

    Stay strong, lil' Chiver. Positive energy headed your way….

    • Lane

      I would normally say that I had something in my eye, but on this one…yup that's a real tear. KCCO Blake!

    • shawn

      why is it so fucking dusty in here?? I swear it's dust…

    • st33

      Our hearts ache for you!!

    • Chckles

      KCCO Blake! RIP Conor!

    • truthspeaker

      The story is nice and i feel good for the kid but how the hell is the chive helping them ? Their kid passed away and they were keeping calm by browsing a soft porn website filled with high school kids ?
      Give me a break !

      • J0nbags

        Why are you browsing, let alone commenting, seriously missing the point of this site!

        • Twatstica

          That is the truth

      • http://www.facebook.com/mitchell.cogbill Mitchell D Cogbill

        For encouragement and support, you pudsuker. Thoughts and Prayers to ya blake.

    • DA-YETI

      I was scrolling DAR to get a break from my newborn twins when I saw this and realized a little screaming isn't so bad. Gave them both a big huge and sent a prayer out to that family. Hope Mom Dad and Blake can keep KCCO!!!

      • DildoBaggins

        HUG

    • crazydog

      sorry you guys have been thru so much.

    • Jason

      What the hell is up people's asses bitching about why they're on the chive right now? They just lost a child and coming from a future parent by February I can't even imagine what they're going through. Thoughts and prayers are with you guys and your loved ones. Especially Blake. Kcco guys and don't pay attention to the few assholes on this site

    • Cooper

      Kcco Blake! And to your parents- good luck and god bless!!!!

    • Lower

      KCCO Blake and his awesome mum and dad.
      Lots of love from Australia.

    • http://www.facebook.com/sylvain.roy.1650 Sylvain Roy

      yup same here, a big tear too. man its soo hard to lose a kid, my wife only had a miscarriage at 3 month and it was hard for us, i cant imagine seing him go in your arms…..

      Stay strong , load of positive energy from Canada!

    • RTut

      Prayers for little Blake! Kcco with strength from above!

  • Vent187

    Early DAR! You guys finally get over the hangover??

    • derp

      agreed….

    • Go Hoosiers

      Ha, they're just gettin an early start on the next hangover FUCKYEA! I don't start drinking til I see the DAR, makes my wife feel like I'm less of a drunk if I wait til 5. Thanks guys, got a 19 min head start!

      • The Neighbors

        Your wife is a whore.

    • JHL1

      I was going to say something, but I think my argument is invalid….
      #43

  • Jennifer

    #8, #45, #46

    In case there were any lingering questions about this being the best site in the world ๐Ÿ™‚

    • http://twitter.com/CMC7890 @CMC7890

      โค thank you!

      • psykopengwin

        pretty much posted what I was going to……well done all and best of luck!

        • http://twitter.com/CMC7890 @CMC7890

          Thank you ๐Ÿ™‚

          • Nic

            How'd you like to make another baby?

          • MonkeyMadness

            You have beautiful eyes.

      • mid13

        sexy mommaa!

        โค dom

        • http://twitter.com/CMC7890 @CMC7890

          you know I โค you right back!

      • B Dub

        #8 Great sacrifice for your child Christina! You look absolutely amazing, and definitely a Chivette! ๐Ÿ˜Š

    • Person

      #44 Really upset me. I'm glad Blake is doing well. RIP Conor. Just in case this didn't help you to realize…Life is Precious!

    • TCSthesecond

      I just cried a little.

      • john v.

        stupid allergies….

    • Casper

      Blows me away what people can do when joined together. This site constantly renews my faith in humanity ๐Ÿ™‚

    • MikeGino

      Def the best site no question!

    • BruceWayne

      There are a lot of chick names on this post:
      Jennifer
      wendy
      Paula_-119p Is cool though. Been here for years.
      babyfartmagizax

      Isn't there a fucking Berry thing you can all go to?
      This is a FUCKING dude site.
      #18

    • http://twitter.com/edgartronic @edgartronic

      First time Chiver & I'd have to agree to that.

  • lars

    #49, #50

    I knew it!!!!

    • Mitch

      I think the panties need washed next !!

    • Jere

      I want to do things to her that involve my tongue and her crotch.

      • JHL1

        Well duh

    • bdg

      Where the 3rd and 4th pictures?? The panties are dirty,and then you turn around!!!!

    • Esr0d

      I have a hunch she's #16 as well

    • S.OhioChiver

      nice hump!

  • guthrie

    #24 Jordan, such a babe! Thank you Chive!

    • Muadieb

      Seriously hot!

    • baihui

      Best Chivette of the week. No question about it!

      • Trevor

        Agree

    • FunKiller

      Hey, I grew up in Romeo…..lived in Rochester for a couple years too!

    • Beer?

      Dear Jordan,
      Shorts, Bells, or Founders?

    • Calvin Klein

      fuckin babyfart, posting with your real name but the same lame-ass mundane comment as bfmx. go make me a pizza-boi.

  • http://twitter.com/BMignaco @BMignaco

    yes! early DAR ftw!!!

  • Tim Horton

    reddit

    • Vyle_Kidovich

      suckit

    • Pirate

      Fucking get over yourself and stop coming here.

    • the_mike

      This is a comment box, not the google search box for sites with no soul.

      • http://plasticorangepatty.tumblr.com/ ryan

        Well said Mike, well said

        • the_mike

          Seriously, say reddit fast, it kinda sounds like red head. We all know gingers have no soul.

          • ryan

            Mike, I want you to put your penis deep inside my rectum while you pull on my penis and caress my balls.

    • Go Hoosiers

      go back to reddit, you're a fuckwad

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Chive On Or GTFO!
      Now, GET THE FUCK OUT!

    • suck me dry

      C U Next Tuesday

    • its_forge

      My balls. Reddit my balls.

    • its_forge

      terminal crotch rot

      • Kristen

        From fucking your mom?

    • Over 9000

      Retards Enjoying DRS (damaged rectal sphincter) Daily Inside Tim Hortons.

    • patov40

      Boba Fett is right to say that Vyle_Kidovich is right! B)

  • Daniel Tosh

    early DAR is always awesome.

  • whyme1973

    #31 Great View.
    #49 #50 This is why I always rush to the end of DAR. You guys always post the best endings.

  • NcouthYouth

    #14 I miss real music…

    • http://twitter.com/andwordscomeout @andwordscomeout

      Can I ask, completely neutrally and unflamewary, what makes this NOT real music?

      • Macro

        Shit writing, synthesized over-processed voices in autotune, complete lack of badassery, … you need more obvious answers to your stupid question?

        • YoMarco

          easy killa, keep KC+CO

          You should've responded "with all due respect" and then you can say pretty much anything, like

          "With all due respect you are complete and utter fuckwit"

          'cause then it's cool – you said 'with all due respect'.

        • http://twitter.com/andwordscomeout @andwordscomeout

          Wow. You guys seriously just HATE. Some of these responses are opinions that, while I don't agree with them still, I can respect. Others, you're just stuck in your routine. The same one that has you getting up in the morning for your dead end job, listening to YOUR over produced music, 'cause believe me, it's ALL like that regardless of genre, and living out your terrible little life without so much as letting your inhibitions go even an inch. You can hate all you want, I just feel so bad for you. There's a whole world out there. Smile. Take it in. Enjoy it. If you don't like it, move on. Don't make the rest of the world feel as depressed as you obviously are for liking something that doesn't fit your narrow description of "good".

          • Dick Salad

            agreed. the chivers like to talk about "KCCO" and all that, but the moment someone disagrees with them over anything they turn into a bunch of condescending homophobes.

      • NcouthYouth

        he asked nicely.. you gave him a half nice answer… but yea.. it mostly (for me) comes down to the feeling behind a song. Which mostly boils down to the song writing having some actual thought put into it and not just a cookie cutter song put out to make money on ignorant listeners..

        • CLR

          Conversely, I can find just as many Doo-Wop and candy kids songs from the 60's and 70's that have just as uninspiring lyrics as this Beyonce song.

          Every generation of music has them, and every previous generation thinks the current one is unimaginative crap.

          • James

            And the current generation agrees with the previous (not including the Jersey Shore loving spawn)

          • Winter Dirge

            i'm from the current generation, and i think the state of music now is just depressingly lame.

      • http://facebook.com/travisbartella misanthropetb

        The fact that it took 10 people to write 9 words that will be put to "music" that sounds like shit.

      • thedude325

        Real music is art. Art requires talent. "Artists" today have very little talent. Back in the 60's and 70's the artists who made it spent countless hours obsessing over and practicing music. Today, all that is required is to get behind a synthesizer and sing some garbage that was written down by some producer. It's bullshit. It's beats and bass, no style, no substance, no effort, no sacrafice.

        • http://twitter.com/andwordscomeout @andwordscomeout

          For you to boil down the ENTIRE music industry to that is absurdly naive.

          • thedude325

            Not saying the entire industry. There are some talented artists today, some who I listen to. But today, most pop and rap are garbage.

    • Dylan

      To be fair, there's probably a lot of rock music out there that still has good lyrics.

      Comparisons like this are like comparing grandma's apple pie you had as a child, to a McDonald's "pie" that just gave you the shits.

      • ladderzombie

        Indeed, people are comparing the best music from earlier times with the worst crap from today. It´s just not fair, there´s so much good music nowadays.

        • jerq

          Rhianna and lil wayne are really showing that arent they?

        • http://www.facebook.com/alan.carlson.96 Alan Carlson

          No it is comparing music that was extremely popular in its day to the crap that is extremely popular today. Not to mmtion there were tons of great bands in that era now….. name one that can sell out a stadium….

          • dood

            Chili Peppers? hopefully, maybe, hopefully.

          • ladderzombie

            Good music does not depend on how popular it is. Of course it´s too bad that the good bands today are not that appreciated anymore, but hell, people are stupid. What can we do?
            To answer your question, I´d suggest The Offspring or Foo Fighters.

    • not_today85

      Queen is a good band and everything, but people need to stop using them as the definition of good/real music.

      • http://www.facebook.com/alan.carlson.96 Alan Carlson

        fail

        • YoMarco

          yes, yes you did.

          With All due respect, you are a fucking moron.

        • 38usd

          he's right. queen's great, but mad overrated.

    • meh

      i miss Paula

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Refer to patrice oneil for who really runs the world
      Rip

      • Boris The Spider

        fuck yeah! he was my favorite comedian.

        RIP

    • Bob H

      #14 Think of it this way. How did 'your' parents respond to The Beatles, The Who, Cream etc. They laughed! Said it was a fad. Won't last long.

      My kids listen to Beyouce' (just the name makes me laugh) and I laugh at how famous she really thinks she is!

      I do miss the real Rock and Roll. Queen rocked.

      • Tomas

        Truth always wins out. Always.

  • the_mike

    #2 Would not be keeping calm, but good on you mate!

  • D_Gip

    #28 I have a shoelace you can borrow if you want to get really creative

    • PdxChiver

      I've got some floss.

      • http://www.facebook.com/tristan.wagner2 riverjns1234567

        I have some saran-wrap

    • http://twitter.com/mmlovesrg @mmlovesrg

      challenge accepted.

      • FunKiller

        I have some hands….and a mouth! :p

      • Kristen

        You have herpes, don't you…tie the shoelace 'round your throat…whore.

        • Mariah

          awwww….who's jealous? poor girl..find a new hobby.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Now those are classy tats

  • thrannix

    #13 It's simple… We feed the Batman.

  • Stick

    #8
    And how's life going for you on Galactica now, President?

    • its_forge

      Yup, I was gonna say the same thing "Hey Mary McDonnell" and don't consider that a bad thing either 'cuz she's really a nice-looking dame. Very nice figure Christina, good job!

    • Babyfartsmaster

      Show us some nip and i won't give you no lip.

    • Alberta

      Anyone else think she looks like Pam Beasley

      • http://twitter.com/CMC7890 @CMC7890

        From the office?

        • Alberta

          YA! That pic is almost exact

    • YoMarco

      Man, she did really good – in the words of tony the tiger… ggggggrrrreeeeaaaatttt

    • Nic

      Definitely a hottie.

    • Lisa

      HA. Nerd joke, ftw.

  • lol

    ERRRMERRRRR GERRRRRRDDD THE DAR!

  • http://www.facebook.com/cvineyard Curtis Vineyard

    #11…so true.

  • Retired Navy

    #8
    Way to go!!! Good luck!

    • fun with drugs

      why did u let yourself go in the first place? did u not notice after the first 50 pounds?

      • its_forge

        don't be stupid dude, it just gets away from you, there are THOUSANDS of contributing factors.

        • Kristen

          Says the fat fuck.

          • its_forge

            Says the worthless shitstain. I'm 5'10" 190 and built like a concrete bunker. Fuck you.

      • http://twitter.com/CMC7890 @CMC7890

        Well let me see, I got pregnant got VERY VERY sick and was put on bed rest for 8 months, almost died while giving birth and during this time was put on steroids which caused me to gain 100 pounds. I chose my childs life over that 50 fucking pounds!

        • Chad Swag

          Cool story BRO

    • Gusto

      A battle you say? Well my "vacation" in Iraq was full of battles, I guess we have lots in common…

      • http://twitter.com/CMC7890 @CMC7890

        You know something I have nothing but the utmost respect for those serving in the Military – i support them and am marrying one! You do not need to be so bitter! No one is comparing my battle with yours. True Chivers do not post nasty comments, they support each other no matter what! Maybe you should think about that before being a jerk! Thank you for your service, and I do truly mean that from the bottom of my heart, even if you were being mean to me.

        • SNK

          Truly amazing don't you forget that

      • Dan

        I'm a former Marine, was in Fallujah in 2004 and I'm not on The Chive comparing myself to other people and I sure the hell don't think my service or going to Iraq entitles me to belittle anyone. But I will call you a fucking pussy Gusto for coming on The Chive and being an asshole. And to the sexy chivette, keep up the good work.

        • http://twitter.com/CMC7890 @CMC7890

          Dan I love you! Thank you very very much for your kind words and for your service! I truly have nothing but the utmost respect for my service men and women. You are all hero's in my eyes! You guys will always have a special spot in my heart! Chive on Kind friend!

        • Chad

          Ohh shit look out! It's Dan the Man, the online bouncer

          Friendzone level?
          Online friend only!

        • patov40

          Well said Dan. Thanks for your service. And CMC, ignore the sad little lonely trolls. I would, but they keep missing spots when I take my car in to get washed. So disappointing. B)

      • Chad

        Badass mother fucker! Taking life is much tougher than creating it.

  • David

    #16 find her!!

    • umm no

      Why she is clearly a butterface

      • dirtysteve99

        I don't think that means what you think it means.

        Or you're sight-impaired, in which case I apologise.

      • nate33uc

        being gay is not a bad thing, but just don't hate on a beautiful woman becuase you like penis. umm yea

  • Vyle_Kidovich

    #14 Freddie Mercury always wins

    • CLR

      Except against AIDS.

      • Go Hoosiers

        FUCK, beat me to it. AWESOME though

      • Coob19

        So close ….

      • Eze_Kiel

        … I don't know whether downvote because sad or upvote because hilarious…

    • Dr_StrangePants

      How the hell do you tag 5 random moochers on as "writers"

      • http://www.facebook.com/alan.carlson.96 Alan Carlson

        well we know she did not write it. and have you seen her act. she is painful to listen to. Beautiful but a no talent, except for making a ton of money

    • Jawbone

      It's easy to win when the competition is a mentally impaired cum dumpster for JayZ.

      • http://www.facebook.com/alan.carlson.96 Alan Carlson

        dont think he aint tapin alot of new meat

      • thedude325

        I think I just pissed myself.

    • Music Monster

      new "soul"/"pop" music sucks…. old music does not…… except for the grateful dead…they suck… oh yea and Emerson lake and Palmer them too…. i really am on the fence on Hereby Hancock tho…. gunna get drunk now.

      • PoooBaaah

        Herbie Hancock reference… can't stop from involuntarily doing the robot

        • thedude325

          John Hancock? It's Herbie Hancock.

  • winfields

    #30 – Kids these days, they grow up so fast don't they?

    • chbeers

      oh europe, how I miss you

    • alterator

      they work at the chive now

  • Kevin

    MOAR #16

    • ZenkTheTanK

      Good god yes

  • Poor

    You think I could get every chiver out there to give me a quarter?

    • http://twitter.com/DrDrai1122 @DrDrai1122

      i might give you a dime….

    • Rich

      Nope.

    • suckit

      If you are a chivette who sucks for money like the other ones then YES.

      • Kristen

        Yeah, but she probably can't make the $.15 change.

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      If you were standing on the sidewalk as I passed by, with change in my pocket, and you didn't look psychotic or smell too bad, then probably. One just never knows if that homeless looking beggar is Jesus or Satan. Either way I don't want to dis them too bad, and I've never regretted giving away spare change.

    • Go Hoosiers

      how about every chiver sends you a link to a job board? just kiddin' times are tough, the depression was for pussies, we got it waaaay worse now. god damn technology

      • WhiteGuy

        "the depression was for pussies, we got it waaaay worse now."

        ???? are you retarded ????
        please kill yourself…

        • Go Hoosiers

          you sir have fallen into the troll trap. i realize it is hard to accurately judge tone when it comes to written word, but I will also say, sarcasm is not as hard to judge. now to answer your question about my mental faculties, ummm…no, but I'd have to say your intelligence level is really shining through here today. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • who cares

      if you are an attention whore like so many on here, then yes.

  • Shiguy

    #18 I am now a rangers fan.

    • RMD81

      #18 I'd be willing to share my season tix.

      • inspector32

        KCCO from s arlington tx

    • Wade

      I know her from somewhere but cannot remember her name or from where. I think it's from Cowboys Arlington but who knows. KCCO!!

    • Eli Verde

      Antlers Up!!! KCCO FROM Georgetown, TX! Yet another reason to love our Texas Rangers!!

      • inspector32

        just went through georgetown this weekend to and from our lakehouse in kingsland. my wifes grandparents live in georgetown also just off 35. small world KCCO

    • Jawbone

      I am now a fucking orange Oompa Loompa fan.

      • Snooki

        Wanna fuck?

  • Mark B.

    <img src=http://www.mynewcarquote.us/hotels/pi.jpg>#24 #28 #50 I think they always have a feeling that they are being followed, hot girls always are great attractions<img src=http://www.mynewcarquote.us/aquarius/nd.jpg>

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