With a mugshot like that, how could the cops stay mad at you? (31 Photos)

  • Martin_McFly

    #29 Now make him take you to his pot of Gold at the end of the Rainbow!

    • Great Success


    • tv_paul

      There always after his Lucky Charms.

      • MylesofStyles


    • donuts

      looks like a good guy to party with.

    • Panda

      LMAO…I just saw this guy on the Salina, KS most wanted list

  • Second


  • CLTChiver

    Stay classy folks!

  • MOAR

    I feel attractive now.

    • blue_bronco

      These people should be forced to wear the Runway Fashion

  • thrannix

    #9 Apparently, he did NOT run far enough away.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Two shots and they both missed?

    • http://www.facebook.com/Asian4WhtSupremacy Jin Jung

      Nice 80's reference!

    • _Moose_

      He couldn't get away.

    • david

      Is that Dickie Bennet?

    • Fire chiver

      Holy shit I went to HS w that guy

      • austinite

        i'm thinking that this is an Austin's Most Wanted shot, no?

    • goglas

      He's Wishing he had this photograph too

  • Woody

    #1 The old hat on backwards tan line…

  • Martin_McFly

    #11 Damn you Jesus! Just make one more inappropriate joke and so help me…

    • Martin_McFly

      Obviously some people aren't familiar with the "Annoying Jesus" jokes..
      Ah well.. I am not BabyFarts, so I will NOT edit my poor comment and will take the down votes like a man.

      Chive On!

      • Tedskin

        didnt know about the "Annoying Jesus" jokes until now. did a google search and found out that i like them.

  • Evan852

    #15…i didn't know that Beeker from the Muppet Show really existed

    • andy

      it's like a neck with a face on it

    • https://www.facebook.com/kmills.designservices Kevin Mills


    • Ricky Ricardo

      He has a disease called Angelmann's syndrome. Thats the reason for the webbed neck, chromosomal abnormality—I hope you feel shame now!

      • Evan852

        i do not. i looked it up and saw no pictures that look like him, but surprisingly a lot of pictures of colin farrell (no joke).

      • Ricky Ricardo

        It's Turner's syndromes. Got my chromosomes mixed up.

        • Clever Dick

          I'd bet HIS left bollock that HE doesn't have Turner's Syndrome XO.

        • Anomanom

          That's not Turner's syndrome; that's Took Too Many Steroids syndrome.

      • whiskaleafa

        he still looks like a toe, or thumb

    • Munyshot

      Ram Man

  • Kris

    #24 was his mugshot taken from a bathroom stall while he was squeezing one out?

    • L0716

      This was while they were taking the evidence out.

  • @bunkerpunkk


    • Walter White

      You're welcome.


    'Merica !!! FUCK YEAH !!! leader of the free world my arse

    • Usa retard nation

      Hahaha hilarious!

      • CHEZENKO

        I try.

      • dumb americans


    • MonkeyMadness

      Yeah, because no other country has stupid criminals. Go slap yourself with your shoe, towel head.

      • CHEZENKO

        rong fuck face

  • CowboyChiver

    #2 Is scary as hell!

    • sfb101

      Ted Nugent!

  • Zedhere

    #3 Chocolate Milk?

    • guest

      Honestly, it was the udder guy.

      • renegade12

        Man'ure going to jail! I guess the steaks were too high. He gnu it was all over….

    • frank burton

      haha!thats booger michelle! i went to school with her here in middletown ohio….

      • JustSayin'

        I'm pretty sure that 90% of these are from Cincinnati.

  • Woody

    #5 ….Looks like yo grill was put in by M J Fox….

  • kal50

    #10 Did he get picked up for tossing C3-PO's salad???

    • Anyang!

      Huffing paint, classic Charlie Kelley, now all he needs is some cat food to help him sleep.

    • Knockout_Ned

      I was gonna say he must've ate out Lady Gaga

      • dmdpt

        Or the Tin Man..

    • Harry Longbahls Jr

      No, he blew Robocop

    • Dick Salad

      Harry Potter is huffing spray paint again.

    • Biggie

      No it looks like he is gay for the twilight vampires

    • thatscreepy

      suckin silver surfers dick behind arby's

    • T-McD

      I think he was drinking the blood of a unicorn!

  • big_hairy_si

    This should have been you 4th July post

  • mrkerrdontplay

    #1 tan mom. meet tan dad. please advise him to take the protractor off his head when he goes to the tanning salon.

    • Choogar

      Let's think about what would happen of he put something that shape on his head. He'd have a white spot, not a brown one.

      • mrkerrdontplay

        google image what a protractor looks like genius

  • clyde

    #31 holy bitter beer face

    • EE2268

      This is what METH will do to you. Stick to Marajuana kids.

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    I think the parents of many of these have known each other for a very long time, if you know what I mean.

    #13 – Babe!

    • heathclif

      she got caught sexing it up on a public beach in fla somewhere … i recall the mug shot

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        Oh yeah, we need more of this one then.

    • fun with drugs

      is that brittany murphy?

    • Jacko

      Meh, I would.

    • https://www.facebook.com/kaylie.maxson Kaylie Robinson

      actually.. I know this girl… she was arrested for a DUI in AZ

  • KeepinCalm

    #15 where did his neck go?

    • Tim

      He's all neck.

    • Nibs

      Oh heck, where's my neck.

    • jcx


  • http://www.facebook.com/connor.bradford1 Connor Bradford

    OH Wow. this has improved my day

  • cpat

    #10 arrested for blowing the silver Surfer?

  • Turly

    #10 Sir, have you been huffing paint, or blowing Mr. Roboto?

    • Silent Brutus

      Domo arigato.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Asian4WhtSupremacy Jin Jung

    #10 Terminator model T-31

  • db83

    #20 looks like she would clean up nice, with some real eyebrows and a bit of makeup.

    • MAGSGQ

      She looks like she could snap easily….

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